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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 10:44:34 AM
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Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo. Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hit the cow.
Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright.
'Is it alright?' asked Victoria Beckham. The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. 'No ma'am, it's dead.'
'Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!'
So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up.
'Oh my god, what happened to you?' Victoria exclaimed.
'Well ma'am,' explained the driver, 'the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer's wife gave a kiss and their daughter made love to me.'
'Just what the hell did you say to them?'
'Well ma'am, I told them I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow.'
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drumroll:
Excellent!
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drumroll:
Excellent!
Jealousy!
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I quite like the Beckhams actually.
I just thought it was a funny joke.
<stalks off with nose in the air>
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I quite like the Beckhams actually.
I just thought it was a funny joke.
<stalks off with nose in the air>
And such a pert nose too.
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I quite like the Beckhams actually.
I just thought it was a funny joke.
<stalks off with nose in the air>
And such a pert nose too.
The snot sets it off... whistle:
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I am no longer snotty! Just chesty.
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Photographic evidence welcome point:
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Did you know your bum wiggles when you flounce off like that?
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I am no longer snotty! Just chesty.
Your sig says you are... whistle:
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At least I had the common decency to remove my comments from yours.
<more stalking off>
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What is she on about? rubschin:
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What is she on about? rubschin:
They keep playing with one another's signature lines ~ childish but it keeps them out of bigger mischief I 'spose.
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I did it once! sad24:
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At least I had the common decency to remove my comments from yours.
<more stalking off>
More bum wiggling
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I did it once! sad24:
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No you aren't. sad24:
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Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo. Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hit the cow.
Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright.
'Is it alright?' asked Victoria Beckham. The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. 'No ma'am, it's dead.'
'Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!'
So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up.
'Oh my god, what happened to you?' Victoria exclaimed.
'Well ma'am,' explained the driver, 'the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer's wife gave a kiss and their daughter made love to me.'
'Just what the hell did you say to them?'
'Well ma'am, I told them I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow.'
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No you aren't. sad24:
I am... honest... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Flove074.gif&hash=f0c376347c6509812541a0b87575ce852353f854) (http://www.freesmileys.org)