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Title: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 11:34:01 AM
Options to vote for are:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 12:03:06 PM
You've visited him ~ have you no telephone number?
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 12:04:57 PM
Nope
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 12:06:03 PM
An address or name that we could use to find his 'phone number? (Don't put it on here tho')
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 12:07:59 PM
Nope noooo:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2007, 12:08:25 PM
It could just be coincidence but Berek disappears and then a couple of days later this appears in the news:

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Gardai in Dublin are on the lookout for 36,000 pints of beer stolen from the Guinness brewery.
More than 400 kegs were stolen in what is likely to be the largest carry-out of drink this Christmas.

A man drove a truck into the yard on Wednesday, and left with a trailer containing 180 Guinness kegs, 180 Budweiser kegs, and 90 Carslberg kegs.

Police estimated the haul to be worth at least 64,000 euros (£46,000), at wholesale prices.

However, this figure would be considerably more if Dublin pub prices were charged.

The robbery occurred the same day as a special Garda operation known as Freeflow was launched to ease traffic congestion and combat drink-driving over Christmas.

Freeflow officers manning many checkpoints across the city are expected now also to be on the look out for any large quantity of stolen drink flowing through Dublin's traffic.

The stolen trailer has since been found at Slane Hill in County Meath. It was empty.

BArman is Berek supplying you with stock at a 'discount'?  eyes:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 12:11:50 PM
Possibly! eeek:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 12:18:42 PM
 rubschin:

He's not been the same since New York has he?
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 12:20:47 PM
Guns? Aids? Sharpened bicycle spokes? scared2:

Barrow in Furness more like! scared2:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 12:54:38 PM
I voted locked-up - who saw Panorama last night?  scared2:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 12:57:04 PM
Nope. Oh, ALzheimer's. He is too small!
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2007, 01:00:46 PM
rubschin:

He's not been the same since New York has he?

Its just a thought but do we know for certain he's actually made it back, after all we know just how paranoid the americans are about hairy nutters at airports these days?
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2007, 02:39:12 PM
I miss the old fella. Has he been here, perhaps?

Some children in Wales sent home over a "chemical incident"?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7126780.stm

I never knew Oust an air freshener could be so harmful. Shame on the persons that may think that this was just a bunch of school kids seeing an opportunity to get off school...obviously learning well from their benefit-claiming, work-shy, swarthy lackwit parents...
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:09:32 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 04:36:02 PM
Should we hold a seance?
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 05:08:03 PM
Let us all hold virtual hands.

B   E   R   E   K

a   r   e   y   o   u   with us?

(Wenchy farts and lets the side down)

Let us try again


Calling Barrow, calling Barrow. Are you there? Is there life in Barrow?


LOUD NO from the "other side"

Everyone runs screaming

Another thing goes off topic
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 12, 2007, 05:46:00 PM
Nick. You's madder than a bottle of fish :+/
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2007, 05:47:26 PM
Clearly you have work to do Nick ~ there are unbelievers.










To be honest the only Happy Medium I ever heard of was Doris Stokes.
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 06:08:01 PM
Nick. You's madder than a bottle of fish :+/

Que?
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 06:08:26 PM
Clearly you have work to do Nick ~ there are unbelievers.










To be honest the only Happy Medium I ever heard of was Doris Stokes.

She was dodgy, I hear from the voices.
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2007, 06:17:19 PM
Clearly you have work to do Nick ~ there are unbelievers.










To be honest the only Happy Medium I ever heard of was Doris Stokes.

She was dodgy, I hear from the voices.

Very Dodgy according to some but also rich and happy
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 07:12:54 PM
Believe what you will!
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2007, 02:18:22 PM
All is explained!!

http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berek (http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berek)
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2007, 02:41:43 PM
I am none the wiser  noooo:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 20, 2007, 03:00:43 PM
All is explained!!

http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berek (http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berek)

AHA!

Jeżeli berkowi uda się złapać wszystkich - wygrywa.

Obvious, why didn't I think of that. noooo:

At least it wasn't zwyciężają wszyscy niezłapani or he would be in a real strop.


Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: skunk hater on December 25, 2007, 03:32:32 PM
Let us all hold virtual hands.

B   E   R   E   K

a   r   e   y   o   u   with us?

(Wenchy farts and lets the side down)

Let us try again


Calling Barrow, calling Barrow. Are you there? Is there life in Barrow?


LOUD NO from the "other side"

Everyone runs screaming

Another thing goes off topic

 i dont know if this helps guys but there is a berek that posts on the smb!
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Snoopy on December 25, 2007, 05:14:29 PM
Weeeeeeeeell ~ It might if I knew what the smb was  surrender:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: skunk hater on December 27, 2007, 05:56:45 PM
sunderland message board   it is run by rtg or ready to go, or als a love supreme, all sunderland fanzines, hope this helps!
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Snoopy on December 27, 2007, 06:17:26 PM
sunderland message board   it is run by rtg or ready to go, or als a love supreme, all sunderland fanzines, hope this helps!

Thank You

You'll see my confusion if you Google smb
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: skunk hater on December 27, 2007, 06:31:58 PM
if you google smb it`s the fourth one down!
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Snoopy on December 27, 2007, 06:33:21 PM
Ta!
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Berek on December 27, 2007, 06:55:39 PM
I could post on smb ok, but not here because the computers been fucked, so I was using my sister in laws at her house, I didnt want her having evidence of my use here on her computer, she may see any mention I have made to her knockers.. eeek:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2007, 07:17:06 PM
So that was it!!

SO her knockers. What about them?
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Snoopy on December 27, 2007, 08:03:00 PM
Welcome back old friend.  lol:
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 27, 2007, 08:06:12 PM
Glad to see you back, even if it did cost me £50.
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2007, 09:22:28 PM
We demand a picture!
Title: Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 27, 2007, 11:25:07 PM
We demand a picture!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fxray.sai.msu.ru%2F%7Emystery%2Fimages%2Fmoney%2FBoW%2Fbanknote.960705.jpg&hash=d54f7dc1bdf45d1bb5fb47a42f9fd64e62b3730d)
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:17:21 AM
SHe's gone again.

Pissed or kidnapped?
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Mrs TG on June 11, 2008, 11:19:48 AM
SHe's gone again.

Pissed or kidnapped?

and we wana see the wedding pics....!
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:21:35 AM
Oh yes, and the speech on YouTube
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Mrs TG on June 11, 2008, 11:54:38 AM
Oh yes, and the speech on YouTube

come on BM send us the pics an speech, if you shy pm's will do... razz:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:55:25 AM
It should be made public!
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Landlady on June 16, 2008, 08:13:44 AM
She's gone again.

Pissed or kidnapped?

I'm here !!!
First option is BM's forte  ::)
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Landlady on June 16, 2008, 08:29:44 AM
Okay if you're all going to ignore me I'm going to bugger off again  evil:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 08:31:01 AM
Okay if you're all going to ignore me I'm going to bugger off again  evil:

But I just got here!  redface:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Landlady on June 16, 2008, 08:34:37 AM
Okay if you're all going to ignore me I'm going to bugger off again  evil:

But I just got here!  redface:

Okay I'll stay for a while then if you are here  cloud9:

Did you visit the wedding photographers web site and flick through the piccies?

www.sussexweddingphotographer.com/markfelicity in case any one else is interested like Mrs. TG perhaps   whistle:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 08:37:25 AM
Okay if you're all going to ignore me I'm going to bugger off again  evil:

But I just got here!  redface:

Okay I'll stay for a while then if you are here  cloud9:

Did you visit the wedding photographers web site and flick through the piccies?

www.sussexweddingphotographer.com/markfelicity in case any one else is interested like Mrs. TG perhaps   whistle:


I did indeed! He did a fab job!

There are a couple of gorgeous ones of you and Miss Piggy on there! I got quite emotional!
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Landlady on June 16, 2008, 08:44:54 AM
Okay if you're all going to ignore me I'm going to bugger off again  evil:

But I just got here!  redface:

Okay I'll stay for a while then if you are here  cloud9:

Did you visit the wedding photographers web site and flick through the piccies?

www.sussexweddingphotographer.com/markfelicity in case any one else is interested like Mrs. TG perhaps   whistle:


I did indeed! He did a fab job!

There are a couple of gorgeous ones of you and Miss Piggy on there! I got quite emotional!

Me too...............Particularly when the ones of my Mum (lady in the wheelchair popped up) bless her  cloud9:
The connection here today is really poo so will sign off for now but will be back on tomorrow and will also PM you then  whistle:
Have a happy working Monday you all  lol: lol: lol: 
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 08:49:26 AM
I did wonder if that was her! I am so glad she made it there!
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2008, 11:02:52 AM
Who is the bloke in the grey wig?
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 11:05:34 AM
Who is the bloke in the grey wig?

You mean that wig that is balding in the back?  whistle:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Mrs TG on June 16, 2008, 03:12:52 PM
Okay if you're all going to ignore me I'm going to bugger off again  evil:

But I just got here!  redface:

Okay I'll stay for a while then if you are here  cloud9:

Did you visit the wedding photographers web site and flick through the piccies?

www.sussexweddingphotographer.com/markfelicity in case any one else is interested like Mrs. TG perhaps   whistle:



Thanks LL I will enjoy having a look through the piccies... eyes:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Mrs TG on June 16, 2008, 04:12:15 PM
Thanks LL I really enjoyed looking through them they are gorgeous an you all look great, cheered me up a bit on this down in dumps day thanks.. cloud9:

got all this in 22 months an counting really looking forward too it.. lol:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 08:57:13 AM
Who is the bloke in the grey wig?

You mean that wig that is balding in the back?  whistle:
Banghead
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: barmisspah? on June 17, 2008, 09:58:03 AM
Lovely pics, looks like you had a really brilliant day  cloud9:

I thought you looked rather dapper BM
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2008, 09:58:58 AM
That was her toyboy. Barman was locked in the pub!
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 10:14:29 AM
Lovely pics, looks like you had a really brilliant day  cloud9:

I thought you looked rather dapper BM

Quote from: Some on-line dictionary
dapper
Adjective
(of a man) neat in appearance and slight in build [Middle Dutch]

Dapper, eh? I can live with that...  whistle:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2008, 10:16:27 AM
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Adj. 1. dapper - marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners; "a dapper young man"; "a jaunty red hat"

Red hat?

Nah, sunburn  spider:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2008, 10:49:05 AM
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Adj. 1. dapper - marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners; "a dapper young man"; "a jaunty red hat"

Red hat?

Nah, sunburn  spider:

Should have kept your trunks on.  noooo:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2008, 10:50:03 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Landlady on June 20, 2008, 11:22:53 AM
Lovely pics, looks like you had a really brilliant day  cloud9:

I thought you looked rather dapper BM

He does brush up quite well on occassion  ;)
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2008, 01:38:36 PM
You brush him?  eeek:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2008, 01:41:34 PM
She can't brush him too hard though Nick, those adhesive pads you get for hairpieces aren't that strong....  whistle:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2008, 02:43:25 PM
You brush him?  eeek:
yes...  cloud9:
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Pastis on June 20, 2008, 02:50:22 PM
Now, now, don't let it go to your head.

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He does brush up quite well on occasion
  ;)
Title: Re: LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2008, 02:58:47 PM
Wash and brush up then!