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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:19:41 PM
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Apparently Muslim shopkeepers are still allowed to sell teddy bears. They just cannot make a prophet out of them.
drumroll:
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lol:
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I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.
noooo: sad24:
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I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.
noooo: sad24:
About six inches below his belt buckle I would suggest.
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I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.
noooo: sad24:
Indeed... the Janet & John Joke Book #1
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I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.
noooo: sad24:
About six inches below his belt buckle I would suggest.
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I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.
noooo: sad24:
About six inches below his belt buckle I would suggest.
Kneecap him you mean?
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I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this… this… (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry045.gif&hash=953bcc1665b26f1a7212e900128f26619e338e37) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this… this… (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry045.gif&hash=953bcc1665b26f1a7212e900128f26619e338e37) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Nothing really ~ we're bored waiting for something, anything, to happen and you just happen to be standing there with a bar towel in yer hand.
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Nothing really ~ we're bored waiting for something, anything, to happen and you just happen to be standing there with a bar towel in yer hand.
rubschin:
Nick hasn't had a disaster for a while has he...? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fexcited002.gif&hash=2c7af23974bc502081cfd724df9afde390de0aef) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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The sandpit?
And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.
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Nothing really ~ we're bored waiting for something, anything, to happen and you just happen to be standing there with a bar towel in yer hand.
rubschin:
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No disaster ~ the poor bugger is up to his knees in sh*t and you say no disaster.
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The sandpit?
And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.
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The sandpit?
And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.
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Don't pretend to care! I know you don't! sad24:
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The sandpit?
And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fhug002.gif&hash=15c69d553c0b929e93b05eaab6c23de800bf9d8d) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Don't pretend to care! I know you don't! sad24:
I do!
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If you did you'd explain the joke to me. Mr Wench always explains. sad24:
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Should I lick your toes?
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If you did you'd explain the joke to me. Mr Wench always explains. sad24:
Well… it’s so obvious…
Which bit don’t you understand…? they are playing hangman and the crowd get the wrong letter so they take a bit off the stool so the guy is closer to hanging… the poor victim is desperately trying to get them to say ‘N’ so they can complete the word which is kangaroo – it’s a kangaroo court see?
noooo:
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Should I lick your toes?
No thanks Snoopy, not now... noooo:
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Should I lick your toes?
No thanks Snoopy, not now... noooo:
Not you sick2: FOOL!
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If you did you'd explain the joke to me. Mr Wench always explains. sad24:
Well… it’s so obvious…
Which bit don’t you understand…? they are playing hangman and the crowd get the wrong letter so they take a bit off the stool so the guy is closer to hanging… the poor victim is desperately trying to get them to say ‘N’ so they can complete the word which is kangaroo – it’s a kangaroo court see?
noooo:
Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Got it!
No thanks Snoops. Ticklish you know.
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Should I lick your toes?
No thanks Snoopy, not now... noooo:
Not you sick2: FOOL!
Oh... redface: