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Title: Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:19:41 PM
Apparently Muslim shopkeepers are still allowed to sell teddy bears. They just cannot make a prophet out of them.
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 03:21:36 PM
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Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 03:23:30 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2007, 03:26:42 PM
I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.

 noooo: sad24:
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 03:27:36 PM
I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.

 noooo: sad24:

About six inches below his belt buckle I would suggest.
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:28:04 PM
I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.

 noooo: sad24:
Indeed... the Janet & John Joke Book #1
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:28:21 PM
I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.

 noooo: sad24:

About six inches below his belt buckle I would suggest.
eeek:
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2007, 03:29:39 PM
I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.

 noooo: sad24:

About six inches below his belt buckle I would suggest.

Kneecap him you mean?
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this… this… (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry045.gif&hash=953bcc1665b26f1a7212e900128f26619e338e37) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 03:36:23 PM
I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this… this… (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry045.gif&hash=953bcc1665b26f1a7212e900128f26619e338e37) (http://www.freesmileys.org)


Nothing really ~ we're bored waiting for something, anything, to happen and you just happen to be standing there with a bar towel in yer hand.
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:37:54 PM
I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this… this… (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry045.gif&hash=953bcc1665b26f1a7212e900128f26619e338e37) (http://www.freesmileys.org)


Nothing really ~ we're bored waiting for something, anything, to happen and you just happen to be standing there with a bar towel in yer hand.
rubschin:

Nick hasn't had a disaster for a while has he...? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fexcited002.gif&hash=2c7af23974bc502081cfd724df9afde390de0aef) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 03:38:09 PM
The sandpit?

And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 03:41:22 PM
I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this… this… (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry045.gif&hash=953bcc1665b26f1a7212e900128f26619e338e37) (http://www.freesmileys.org)


Nothing really ~ we're bored waiting for something, anything, to happen and you just happen to be standing there with a bar towel in yer hand.
rubschin:

Nick hasn't had a disaster for a while has he...? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fexcited002.gif&hash=2c7af23974bc502081cfd724df9afde390de0aef) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

No disaster ~ the poor bugger is up to his knees in sh*t and you say no disaster.
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:46:58 PM
The sandpit?

And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fhug002.gif&hash=15c69d553c0b929e93b05eaab6c23de800bf9d8d) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
The sandpit?

And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fhug002.gif&hash=15c69d553c0b929e93b05eaab6c23de800bf9d8d) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Don't pretend to care! I know you don't!  sad24:
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 04:00:18 PM
The sandpit?

And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fhug002.gif&hash=15c69d553c0b929e93b05eaab6c23de800bf9d8d) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Don't pretend to care! I know you don't!  sad24:
I do!
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 04:05:02 PM
If you did you'd explain the joke to me. Mr Wench always explains.  sad24:
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 04:15:08 PM
Should I lick your toes?
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 04:15:37 PM
If you did you'd explain the joke to me. Mr Wench always explains.  sad24:
Well… it’s so obvious…

Which bit don’t you understand…? they are playing hangman and the crowd get the wrong letter so they take a bit off the stool so the guy is closer to hanging… the poor victim is desperately trying to get them to say ‘N’ so they can complete the word which is kangaroo – it’s a kangaroo court see?
 noooo:
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 04:15:57 PM
Should I lick your toes?
No thanks Snoopy, not now...  noooo:
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 04:16:43 PM
Should I lick your toes?
No thanks Snoopy, not now...  noooo:

Not you  sick2:  FOOL!
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 04:17:27 PM
If you did you'd explain the joke to me. Mr Wench always explains.  sad24:
Well… it’s so obvious…

Which bit don’t you understand…? they are playing hangman and the crowd get the wrong letter so they take a bit off the stool so the guy is closer to hanging… the poor victim is desperately trying to get them to say ‘N’ so they can complete the word which is kangaroo – it’s a kangaroo court see?
 noooo:


Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Got it!

No thanks Snoops. Ticklish you know.
Title: Re: Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 04:19:15 PM
Should I lick your toes?
No thanks Snoopy, not now...  noooo:

Not you  sick2:  FOOL!
Oh...  redface: