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Title: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Pastis on December 02, 2007, 07:00:57 PM
I spent a long time yesterday installing some new software and prepping dinner at the same time - Yes, we can multi-task if we so choose  8). Note the use of the hyphen there.

Whilst the installation was taking place there was an on-screen rolling show of various attributes in which I was soon to be wallowing. I've never seen so many hyphenated phrases and rather than keep you in-the-dark, I thought I'd share them; I know you'll feel better for the experience. cloud9:
I was going to try and construct a sentence with all-included but frankly, life's-too-short, so enjoy...

end-to-end
in-depth
easy-to-use
web-ready
all-new
cross-application
double-click
non-watermarked
high-resolution
context-sensitive
project-based
re-use
toll-free
cross-product

I imagine if the promo-patter was actually live and in-person it would be accompanied by arm-gesturing quotation marks. Now that would be fun  ::)

All the pictures that were displayed along with each scrolling-page showed young, hip-and-trendy creatives until it came to the online tutorial when the picture was that of a frowning, grey-haired woman. You fvcking-ageist-bunch-of-tossers...  cussing:

I am clearly under-using-the-hyphen and will henceforth amend my ways... NOT!  evil: evil:

Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 02, 2007, 07:54:33 PM
bugger-me I am impressed.
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2007, 08:57:34 PM
-que?-?
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 11:02:59 AM
I tend to use ~ to join phrases. The ~ has a name which I cannot recall but I am confident Nick will tell me before I can look it up ~ in Fowler. I realise that I probably overuse ~ and sometimes resort to ......... in order not to appear boring but it is a silly habit ~ tho' it helps the narative to flow as it would in speech.
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2007, 11:03:35 AM
Is it a tilde? OR is that something different? rubschin:
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: tel on December 03, 2007, 11:05:04 AM
Tilde
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 03, 2007, 11:05:31 AM
Is it a tild? OR is that something different? rubschin:

Almost right Nick - it is in fact a tilde, not to be confused with tilda, which is a make/producer/packager/seller of rice!
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2007, 11:05:51 AM
I corrected it!!
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 03, 2007, 11:06:15 AM
I corrected it!!

So I noticed!
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2007, 11:07:05 AM
It's not a word I have ever written down before. Why would one need to?
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 11:14:45 AM
To say that one places a tilde above an n in spanish in order to produce a different sound.
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2007, 11:16:50 AM
Indeed, which is why Spanish keyboards have 2 ns
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 11:25:23 AM
Exactly!
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 12:32:28 PM
I tend to overuse ellipsis…  whistle:
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2007, 12:47:17 PM
I tend to overuse ellipsis…  whistle:

The Lazy Don's prerogative.  noooo:
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2007, 12:48:27 PM
Wenchy will be along later demanding an explanation noooo:
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 12:49:05 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg12.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv31%2Fsiguegozando%2Fgodfather3.jpg&hash=5d69b9b9fd390af9799bee49c6141b0f6e5fde6b)
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Mr Happy on December 05, 2007, 08:53:50 PM
Indeed, which is why Spanish keyboards have 2 ns

mmmmmmmmm more eggs!
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 05, 2007, 09:28:19 PM
I had one of those tilde's once but the ointment got rid of it quite quickly
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Pastis on December 06, 2007, 12:05:07 AM
The only tilde I know is spelt somewhat different ... Mathilde...

And to paraphrase the Chuck Berry song, she's only six years old and the daughter of a French friend  eeek:

And she's not mine, as in the possessive Ma Thilde... OK!
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 06, 2007, 08:25:39 AM
Sensitive or wot?
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 08:30:13 AM
Sensitive or wot?
Wot
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 08:46:42 AM
Wot?  eeek:
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 08:48:14 AM
Definitely!
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 08:52:03 AM
Aeroplane?
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 09:16:22 AM
Hovercraft?  eeek:
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 09:24:49 AM
Hovercraft full of eels?
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 09:27:20 AM
Nickington Crescent  drumroll:
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 09:40:49 AM
Now I'm truly lost.  surrender:
Title: Re: Hyphen-fest
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 09:41:26 AM
Now I'm truly lost.  surrender:
point: