The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Shy Talk on December 02, 2007, 06:24:38 PM
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Whats this the pub closed on a sunday ?? Not one post -- ---------well except mine . This is making me very Grumpy to-day eyes:
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We are all down the pub, weren't you invited?
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No, he wasn't. It was a Landlady lock in. BM wasn't there either. Good fun!!
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No, he wasn't. It was a Landlady lock in. BM wasn't there either. Good fun!!
well f'ck you lot I'm in a grumpy ier mood now whistle:
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I was busy cleaning and putting up the Christmas trees! Yes you heard me treeSSSSSS. I have a magical forest in my living room! cloud9:
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I was busy cleaning and putting up the Christmas trees! Yes you heard me treeSSSSSS. I have a magical forest in my living room! cloud9:
Has Ye Merrie Fyre Inspector been round yet? ::)
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No!
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I had the (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick006.gif&hash=abbf47c22d49e7caf1af70ac41ec8d6677c5a7c7) and (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Ftoilet06.gif&hash=6a5386c8c9808d27f40c6e0252ecf095644f698d) and went to bed yesterday afternoon. Having slept for some 16 hours with several further rushes to the (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Ftoilet14.gif&hash=7f2f693d41b43d062f4b954039c33f5ca660673d) I feel no better this morning.
I suspect some b@rsteward spiked my Bonios. evil:
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There's a lot of it abut. The Boy is off school AGAIN after pebble dashing the bathroom in the night. cussing:
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There's a lot of it abut. The Boy is off school AGAIN after pebble dashing the bathroom in the night. cussing:
Somehow that does not make me feel any better ~ we too have one off school.
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Trouble is he pukes and shites all night and then is perfectly well all day. He now wants to go swimming. Not a good idea!!
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Trouble is he pukes and shites all night and then is perfectly well all day. He now wants to go swimming. Not a good idea!!
Especially if he has an 'incident' whilst in the pool! That, I would imagine, would result in the sort of mass exodus never before witnessed!
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Quite sick2:
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My voice is still not 100%.
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Very important to rest it!
spider:
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That's what Mr Wench keeps saying! rubschin:
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I was here on my own all-day yesterday... sad24:
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Some of us had vomit to deal with.
And work to do noooo:
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Some of us were putting up their enchanted forests. cloud9:
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Some of us were putting up their enchanted forests. cloud9:
Of course, of course... whistle:
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Some of us were putting up their enchanted forests. cloud9:
And does it include a Gingerbread Cottage?
If so may I enquire as to Witch side of the door you are on?
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Some of us were putting up their enchanted forests. cloud9:
And does it include a Gingerbread Cottage?
If so may I enquire as to Witch side of the door you are on?
It will after the weekend! eveilgrin:
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
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LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!
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It isn't Christmas yet!
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No, but now the enchanted forest has arrived Tis The Season!!!! cloud9:
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noooo:
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cloud9:
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Gingerbread Cottage?
rubschin:
Sounds faintly familiar.
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LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!
I wouldn't say I dislike Christmas but I hate the pandemonium people create around it, I loath the big build up (which means an even bigger disappointment), I detest the fact that I am expected to put on a lot of false bonhomie toward people I cannot stand, I strongly object to the rampant commercialism, I cannot tolerate mince pies (food of the devil) and I vomit at the thought of roast parsnips. I could say something about the TV Christmas Schedules but frankly they are beneath contempt. I feel an overwhelming need to be extremely rude to any carol singers and I have already objected to the local council about the application from the local Round Table to drive around the village blasting Christmas Pop Songs out of loudspeakers strapped to a Landrover pulling a "Sleigh" with some silly b@st@rd pretending to be Santa Claus.
Apart from that Christmas is OK I 'spose. tunble:
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LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!
I wouldn't say I dislike Christmas but I hate the pandemonium people create around it, I loath the big build up (which means an even bigger disappointment), I detest the fact that I am expected to put on a lot of false bonhomie toward people I cannot stand, I strongly object to the rampant commercialism, I cannot tolerate mince pies (food of the devil) and I vomit at the thought of roast parsnips. I could say something about the TV Christmas Schedules but frankly they are beneath contempt. I feel an overwhelming need to be extremely rude to any carol singers and I have already objected to the local council about the application from the local Round Table to drive around the village blasting Christmas Pop Songs out of loudspeakers strapped to a Landrover pulling a "Sleigh" with some silly b@st@rd pretending to be Santa Claus.
Apart from that Christmas is OK I 'spose. tunble:
HO, HO, HO! happ096
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Personally I like the warm and happy feeling it gives me inside. Christmas reminds me of a time when my life was simpler and I felt safe. It isn't about the presents, or the food, or the tv for me. It's about family and the people I love and care about. cloud9:
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LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!
I wouldn't say I dislike Christmas but I hate the pandemonium people create around it, I loath the big build up (which means an even bigger disappointment), I detest the fact that I am expected to put on a lot of false bonhomie toward people I cannot stand, I strongly object to the rampant commercialism, I cannot tolerate mince pies (food of the devil) and I vomit at the thought of roast parsnips. I could say something about the TV Christmas Schedules but frankly they are beneath contempt. I feel an overwhelming need to be extremely rude to any carol singers and I have already objected to the local council about the application from the local Round Table to drive around the village blasting Christmas Pop Songs out of loudspeakers strapped to a Landrover pulling a "Sleigh" with some silly b@st@rd pretending to be Santa Claus.
Apart from that Christmas is OK I 'spose. tunble:
You are Scrooge - and I'll be round later for my fiver together with a couple of lessons in what Christmas is about. Summat to do with geese and small cripples I seem to recall.
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Personally I like the warm and happy feeling it gives me inside. Christmas reminds me of a time when my life was simpler and I felt safe. It isn't about the presents, or the food, or the tv for me. It's about family and the people I love and care about. cloud9:
That's just the sherry tho... noooo:
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Personally I like the warm and happy feeling it gives me inside. Christmas reminds me of a time when my life was simpler and I felt safe. It isn't about the presents, or the food, or the tv for me. It's about family and the people I love and care about. cloud9:
That's just the sherry tho... noooo:
You can mock all you like but it's true!
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Personally I like the warm and happy feeling it gives me inside. Christmas reminds me of a time when my life was simpler and I felt safe. It isn't about the presents, or the food, or the tv for me. It's about family and the people I love and care about. cloud9:
That is probably my problem .... those I care about seem to get fewer with each passing year.
Memo to self ~ make sure to get a repeat prescription of Valium next week.
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Personally I like the warm and happy feeling it gives me inside. Christmas reminds me of a time when my life was simpler and I felt safe. It isn't about the presents, or the food, or the tv for me. It's about family and the people I love and care about. cloud9:
That's just the sherry tho... noooo:
You can mock all you like but it's true!
Thanks you! point:
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I don't get it again BM. surrender:
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I don't get it again BM. surrender:
He's p*ssed ::)
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That is certainly the conclusion I have reached! eeek:
He is also terribly evasive when one questions him as to the whereabouts of LL too. rubschin:
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Personally I like the warm and happy feeling it gives me inside. Christmas reminds me of a time when my life was simpler and I felt safe. It isn't about the presents, or the food, or the tv for me. It's about family and the people I love and care about. cloud9:
That is probably my problem .... those I care about seem to get fewer with each passing year.
Memo to self ~ make sure to get a repeat prescription of Valium next week.
I'm with you on that one, hound. Christmas reminds me only of how few people there are left that I really care about and not the many no longer here. Sorry to get a bit morbid.
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That is certainly the conclusion I have reached! eeek:
He is also terribly evasive when one questions him as to the whereabouts of LL too. rubschin:
I am not pished and LL is fine than you... evil:
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We want to see some
EVIDENCE
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We want to see some
EVIDENCE
::)
Like what?
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pipes.org%2FEphemeris%2Fea75%2Fea75b44.gif&hash=ddaac4f0a20a97f66177065549bd4c014e3753bb)
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A video of the recent STW would suffice, Barman. whistle:
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We want to see some
EVIDENCE
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Like what?
Like a post from her that says "Hi everybody, I am fine thank you, and not at all dead".
Barman logging in as LL and typing in a falsetto voice will be treated as very suspicious. rubschin:
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A video of the recent STW would suffice, Barman. whistle:
doh:
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Hi everybody, I am fine thank you, and not at all dead... whistle:
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See! point:
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rubschin:
I don't think that was her.
rubschin:
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rubschin:
I don't think that was her.
rubschin:
Banghead
Why? shrugs:
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It wasn't, well, wordy enough.
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And there were no spelling mistakes cussing:
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It wasn't, well, wordy enough.
She is busy... whistle:
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And there were no spelling mistakes cussing:
Her new PC has a spelling checker... well, my old PC has a spelling checker... whistle:
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And what about the fairy ~ or have you put her on the top of your tree?
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Hi everybody, I am fine thank you, and not at all dead... whistle:
You sound like Hinge and/or Bracket. rubschin:
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And what about the fairy ~ or have you put her on the top of your tree?
Fairy? rubschin:
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Hi everybody, I am fine thank you, and not at all dead... whistle:
You sound like Hinge and/or Bracket. rubschin:
She has a sore throat... whistle:
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Hi everybody, I am fine thank you, and not at all dead... whistle:
You sound like Hinge and/or Bracket. rubschin:
She has a sore throat... whistle:
Aeroplane noises?
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And what about the fairy ~ or have you put her on the top of your tree?
Fairy? rubschin:
Tinkerbell evil:
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And what about the fairy ~ or have you put her on the top of your tree?
Fairy? rubschin:
Tinkerbell evil:
Oh... redface:
She is fine - saw her on Saturday... whistle:
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I don't believe him. I think he has started a harem and has locked all British women in Cyprus in the cellar.
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rubschin: You do seem to be the only one in contact with these women ............. which is, given their apparent absence, suspicious.
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I don't believe him. I think he has started a harem and has locked all British women in Cyprus in the cellar.
In my new clean and tidy cellar? whistle:
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I don't believe him. I think he has started a harem and has locked all British women in Cyprus in the cellar.
In my new clean and tidy cellar? whistle:
Did you even polish the manacles for them?
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I don't believe him. I think he has started a harem and has locked all British women in Cyprus in the cellar.
In my new clean and tidy cellar? whistle:
Did you even polish the manacles for them?
Everything... whistle:
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Hold on... I'll unlock LL and see if I can get her to post... um again I mean... redface:
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Come on Wench ~ Pose a question that only Landlady could answer. Then we'll know.
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I can't think of one. redface:
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I can't think of one. redface:
doh:
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She is here! worthy:
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Oh, oh I thought of one!!!
What is the difference between a knit and a purl stitch?
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Oh, oh I thought of one!!!
What is the difference between a knit and a purl stitch?
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The Purl stitch is the same resulting stitch as the knit stitch, if you were to look at the knit stitch on the reverse side.
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Hi everyone - LL alias Mrs. Magoo here razz:
Don't worry my children all is well smile:
I haven't been on for weeks I know but that has been partly due to my variable and at times unstable vision since having the eyeballs lasered and also the MOUNTAIN of paperwork I am still trying to slog through before Christmas descends on us all
I have been asking BBB BM (still think that title is the best one yet Wenchy) whats been going on and just now he has come up to my office (in the twoer of TLHOTP) and pleaded with me to sign on so you'll beleive he hasn't butchered me and slung me under the patio ::)
I don't know about BM starting a harem in the cellar - in his dreams I think more like lol:
Have you all missed me then rubschin:
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Oh, oh I thought of one!!!
What is the difference between a knit and a purl stitch?
::)
The Purl stitch is the same resulting stitch as the knit stitch, if you were to look at the knit stitch on the reverse side.
Google is clever isn't it? ::)
How is the production of it different.
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Oh, oh I thought of one!!!
What is the difference between a knit and a purl stitch?
::)
The Purl stitch is the same resulting stitch as the knit stitch, if you were to look at the knit stitch on the reverse side.
Wrong ::)
The knit stich makes wiggly lines in the wool and the purl stich doesn't - tosser !!
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Oh, oh I thought of one!!!
What is the difference between a knit and a purl stitch?
::)
The Purl stitch is the same resulting stitch as the knit stitch, if you were to look at the knit stitch on the reverse side.
Google is clever isn't it? ::)
How is the production of it different.
Who cares? shrugs:
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
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Oh, oh I thought of one!!!
What is the difference between a knit and a purl stitch?
::)
The Purl stitch is the same resulting stitch as the knit stitch, if you were to look at the knit stitch on the reverse side.
Wrong ::)
The knit stich makes wiggly lines in the wool and the purl stich doesn't - tosser !!
Ahem...
http://www.knittinghelp.com/videos/purl-stitch
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
Knew BM was a BBB!!!! point:
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
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cloud9: Soooooooooo good to see you back LL ~ any chance of an advance on next moth's Bonio rations? whistle:
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
Knew BM was a BBB!!!! point:
I am not bald! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry040.gif&hash=8d5da09ce7569736db54b8ee2ba4794fe32e84b1) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
Knew BM was a BBB!!!! point:
I am not bald! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry040.gif&hash=8d5da09ce7569736db54b8ee2ba4794fe32e84b1) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
That's what all BBBs say! point:
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
Knew BM was a BBB!!!! point:
I am not bald! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry040.gif&hash=8d5da09ce7569736db54b8ee2ba4794fe32e84b1) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
That's what all BBBs say! point:
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Have you looked in the mirror? Because if LL thinks so ... rubschin:
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Have you looked in the mirror? Because if LL thinks so ... rubschin:
You're all against me... noooo:
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
Knew BM was a BBB!!!! point:
I am not bald! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry040.gif&hash=8d5da09ce7569736db54b8ee2ba4794fe32e84b1) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
But then again you are no longer blond which is what you also keep on saying you are ::)
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
Knew BM was a BBB!!!! point:
I am not bald! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry040.gif&hash=8d5da09ce7569736db54b8ee2ba4794fe32e84b1) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
But then again you are no longer blond which is what you also keep on saying you are ::)
So you agree that I have hair... even if 'tis not still blonde? whistle:
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cloud9: Soooooooooo good to see you back LL ~ any chance of an advance on next moth's Bonio rations? whistle:
Hello my little canine friend razz:
I hear you haven't been too pipper lately yourself and hope that you are now wet nosed and waggy tailed again smile:
Of course you can have an advance on the turkey Bonio's - now siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
Knew BM was a BBB!!!! point:
I am not bald! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry040.gif&hash=8d5da09ce7569736db54b8ee2ba4794fe32e84b1) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
But then again you are no longer blond which is what you also keep on saying you are ::)
So you agree that I have hair... even if 'tis not still blonde? whistle:
Could we perhaps agree that whatever hair BM has is grey and thinning
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
Knew BM was a BBB!!!! point:
I am not bald! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry040.gif&hash=8d5da09ce7569736db54b8ee2ba4794fe32e84b1) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
But then again you are no longer blond which is what you also keep on saying you are ::)
So you agree that I have hair... even if 'tis not still blonde? whistle:
In your armpits yes - but that's not blond either it's a bit ginger in fact me thinks scared2:
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cloud9: Soooooooooo good to see you back LL ~ any chance of an advance on next moth's Bonio rations? whistle:
Hello my little canine friend razz:
I hear you haven't been too pipper lately yourself and hope that you are now wet nosed and waggy tailed again smile:
Of course you can have an advance on the turkey Bonio's - now siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !
Given my current ailment (shared with The BOY) shouting Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! may not be a good idea. eeek:
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
Knew BM was a BBB!!!! point:
I am not bald! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry040.gif&hash=8d5da09ce7569736db54b8ee2ba4794fe32e84b1) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
But then again you are no longer blond which is what you also keep on saying you are ::)
So you agree that I have hair... even if 'tis not still blonde? whistle:
Could we perhaps agree that whatever hair BM has is grey and thinning
But not bald! whistle:
Wenchy, you are lashed! point:
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We've all got it now. It's like a pukerama here evil:
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I was asked for a question that only LL would know the answer to!
Nice to see you LL!
I've missed you! happy100
Missed you too - let's gang up on BM the BBB that he is - ha ha, ha ha!
Knew BM was a BBB!!!! point:
I am not bald! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry040.gif&hash=8d5da09ce7569736db54b8ee2ba4794fe32e84b1) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
But then again you are no longer blond which is what you also keep on saying you are ::)
So you agree that I have hair... even if 'tis not still blonde? whistle:
In your armpits yes - but that's not blond either it's a bit ginger in fact me thinks scared2:
doh:
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We've all got it now. It's like a pukerama here evil:
Pukershiterama? whistle:
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No, just puke at present thank you. sick2:
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No, just puke at present thank you. sick2:
Give it time... are you well stocked-up on bog roll?
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Extra supplies were fetched in today .............. I must admit I am really glad I had that bidet fitted cloud9:
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So you are ginger and balding? eeek: Not sure if that isn't worse than being a BBB? rubschin:
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No, just puke at present thank you. sick2:
Oh you poor old thingy you - being sick is really nasty, it makes me cry cry:
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So you are ginger and balding? eeek: Not sure if that isn't worse than being a BBB? rubschin:
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No, just puke at present thank you. sick2:
Oh you poor old thingy you - being sick is really nasty, it makes me cry cry:
It's The Boy that is being sick. Nick is on clear up and head holding.
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No Wench, we all have it now.
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No, just puke at present thank you. sick2:
Oh you poor old thingy you - being sick is really nasty, it makes me cry cry:
It's The Boy that is being sick. Nick is on clear up and head holding.
Ahem...
We've all got it now. It's like a pukerama here evil:
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I have been instructed to plunge out into the near biblical weather to buy Heinz Tomato Soup and disinfectant. evil:
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I have been instructed to plunge out into the near biblical weather to buy Heinz Tomato Soup and disinfectant. evil:
Don't mix them up... noooo:
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Actually I think it might be a good combination!
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Actually I think it might be a good combination!
I thought it was chicken soup if you were poorly? rubschin:
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Heinz Tomato Soup????????????????? I wouldn't fancy trying to clean that up once it has done the return journey eeek:
Chicken soup is better ~ Like Nigella we call it Yiddish Penicillin ...... but that is probably because Mrs S (a) is Jewish and (b) used to babysit for the Lawson family
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We favour tomato in these situations.
OK?
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Heinz Tomato Soup????????????????? I wouldn't fancy trying to clean that up once it has done the return journey eeek:
Chicken soup is better ~ Like Nigella we call it Yiddish Penicillin ...... but that is probably because Mrs S (a) is Jewish and (b) used to babysit for the Lawson family
whistle:
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Oh dear poor you and Family Nick.
Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice.
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Oh dear poor you and Family Nick.
Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice.
And apologies for not reading the entire thread? whistle:
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Oh dear poor you and Family Nick.
Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice.
I would not move away from a plain biscuit (rich tea or something similar) or a dry cracker at present by the sounds of the situation - adding hot and colourful food to the mix right now seems a tad foolish if you ask my humble opinion Mr. Nick - but whatever you carry on as long as I'm not there doing the mopping up eeek:
The other day, well very early morning really, I was suddenly chronically struck down with searing tummy pains and violent barffing , tried to stay quiet but in the end had to wake BM up as wanted a bit of TLC - did I get it - votes on a posatge stamp please. only comforting thing he did say was 'oh boy that smells' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then exited stage left ::) ::) ::)
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Oh dear poor you and Family Nick.
Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice.
I would not move away from a plain biscuit (rich tea or something similar) or a dry cracker at present by the sounds of the situation - adding hot and colourful food to the mix right now seems a tad foolish if you ask my humble opinion Mr. Nick - but whatever you carry on as long as I'm not there doing the mopping up eeek:
The other day, well very early morning really, I was suddenly chronically struck down with searing tummy pains and violent barffing , tried to stay quiet but in the end had to wake BM up as wanted a bit of TLC - did I get it - votes on a posatge stamp please. only comforting thing he did say was 'oh boy that smells' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then exited stage left ::) ::) ::)
I don't do sick... noooo:
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Have you all missed me then?
There is a distinct smell of formaldehyde. rubschin:
Welcome back LL
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Have you all missed me then?
There is a distinct smell of formaldehyde. rubschin:
Welcome back LL
And I bet you didn't need to look up how to spell formaldehyde. ;)
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Have you all missed me then?
There is a distinct smell of formaldehyde. rubschin:
Welcome back LL
Yes but the cosmetic skin care lady said that was the only negative to the overwhelming benefits of this new skin care range I'm using. She also said a load of old sot's like you motley crew probably would think it a turn on eyes:
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Sad but sooooooooooooooooo true
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And I bet you didn't need to look up how to spell formaldehyde. ;)
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Good teaching sticks forever. whistle:
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And I bet you didn't need to look up how to spell formaldehyde. ;)
redface:
Good teaching sticks forever. whistle:
So does chewing gum when you tread on some.
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I wish I never started this thread now its turned into shite sick2: Banghead Banghead
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I wish I never started this thread now its turned into shite sick2: Banghead Banghead
What was that about "Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer"
You just got 128 of 'em.
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The manacles have called LL away… eyes:
(129)
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What's a "teaching stick"? eeek:
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What's a "teaching stick"? eeek:
In the interests of your further education ............. Bloody Youngsters know nowt!
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LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!
I wouldn't say I dislike Christmas but I hate the pandemonium people create around it, I loath the big build up (which means an even bigger disappointment), I detest the fact that I am expected to put on a lot of false bonhomie toward people I cannot stand, I strongly object to the rampant commercialism, I cannot tolerate mince pies (food of the devil) and I vomit at the thought of roast parsnips. I could say something about the TV Christmas Schedules but frankly they are beneath contempt. I feel an overwhelming need to be extremely rude to any carol singers and I have already objected to the local council about the application from the local Round Table to drive around the village blasting Christmas Pop Songs out of loudspeakers strapped to a Landrover pulling a "Sleigh" with some silly b@st@rd pretending to be Santa Claus.
Apart from that Christmas is OK I 'spose. tunble:
I am really looking forward to watching the 'Great Escape' again, you can't have enough barbed wire and bad German accents during the holiday
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Oh dear poor you and Family Nick.
Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice.
I would not move away from a plain biscuit (rich tea or something similar) or a dry cracker at present by the sounds of the situation - adding hot and colourful food to the mix right now seems a tad foolish if you ask my humble opinion Mr. Nick - but whatever you carry on as long as I'm not there doing the mopping up eeek:
The other day, well very early morning really, I was suddenly chronically struck down with searing tummy pains and violent barffing , tried to stay quiet but in the end had to wake BM up as wanted a bit of TLC - did I get it - votes on a posatge stamp please. only comforting thing he did say was 'oh boy that smells' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then exited stage left ::) ::) ::)
I don't do sick... noooo:
You have a child?!?!? How on earth did you manage to get through life without being able to manage sick? eeek:
Mr Wench has had to learn to manage sick as I need someone to hold my hair off my face if I'm sick. redface:
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Mornin' all ---- feeling a bit better today. How are we all? ...... Still on the subject of Womit I see.
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Queasy and empty, but vomit expelled.
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Oh dear poor you and Family Nick.
Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice.
I would not move away from a plain biscuit (rich tea or something similar) or a dry cracker at present by the sounds of the situation - adding hot and colourful food to the mix right now seems a tad foolish if you ask my humble opinion Mr. Nick - but whatever you carry on as long as I'm not there doing the mopping up eeek:
The other day, well very early morning really, I was suddenly chronically struck down with searing tummy pains and violent barffing , tried to stay quiet but in the end had to wake BM up as wanted a bit of TLC - did I get it - votes on a posatge stamp please. only comforting thing he did say was 'oh boy that smells' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then exited stage left ::) ::) ::)
I don't do sick... noooo:
You have a child?!?!? How on earth did you manage to get through life without being able to manage sick? eeek:
Mr Wench has had to learn to manage sick as I need someone to hold my hair off my face if I'm sick. redface:
LL did sick child... whistle:
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noooo:
Disapointed in you. You would be hopeless at my house.
noooo:
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You vomit a lot. I don't do sick either!
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noooo:
Disapointed in you. You would be hopeless at my house.
noooo:
Being sick is a lonely experience in our house...
Mind you, so is doing the cleaning, washing and ironing… whistle:
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Who does that then?
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LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!
I wouldn't say I dislike Christmas but I hate the pandemonium people create around it, I loath the big build up (which means an even bigger disappointment), I detest the fact that I am expected to put on a lot of false bonhomie toward people I cannot stand, I strongly object to the rampant commercialism, I cannot tolerate mince pies (food of the devil) and I vomit at the thought of roast parsnips. I could say something about the TV Christmas Schedules but frankly they are beneath contempt. I feel an overwhelming need to be extremely rude to any carol singers and I have already objected to the local council about the application from the local Round Table to drive around the village blasting Christmas Pop Songs out of loudspeakers strapped to a Landrover pulling a "Sleigh" with some silly b@st@rd pretending to be Santa Claus.
Apart from that Christmas is OK I 'spose. tunble:
I am really looking forward to watching the 'Great Escape' again, you can't have enough barbed wire and bad German accents during the holiday
And the African Queen . You cant beat a Bogey at xmas .
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LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!
I wouldn't say I dislike Christmas but I hate the pandemonium people create around it, I loath the big build up (which means an even bigger disappointment), I detest the fact that I am expected to put on a lot of false bonhomie toward people I cannot stand, I strongly object to the rampant commercialism, I cannot tolerate mince pies (food of the devil) and I vomit at the thought of roast parsnips. I could say something about the TV Christmas Schedules but frankly they are beneath contempt. I feel an overwhelming need to be extremely rude to any carol singers and I have already objected to the local council about the application from the local Round Table to drive around the village blasting Christmas Pop Songs out of loudspeakers strapped to a Landrover pulling a "Sleigh" with some silly b@st@rd pretending to be Santa Claus.
Apart from that Christmas is OK I 'spose. tunble:
I am really looking forward to watching the 'Great Escape' again, you can't have enough barbed wire and bad German accents during the holiday
And the African Queen . You cant beat a Bogey at xmas .
Bogey and bad German accents, GOS Nirvana. ;D
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Who does that then?
whistle:
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LL is a bit of a clean freak I think. scared:
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LL is a bit of a clean freak I think. scared:
whistle:
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I wish Mr Wench was a clean freak. It would make my life much easier.
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I wish Mr Wench was a clean freak. It would make my life much easier.
Then you'd have to hide your tat...
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eeek:
NEVER!!!! Maybe he could just be a clean freak in the main areas and leave the tat room alone. rubschin:
Where do you hide your boy tat?
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NEVER!!!! Maybe he could just be a clean freak in the main areas and leave the tat room alone. rubschin:
Where do you hide your boy tat?
In my basement... whistle:
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Doesn't she go down there?
Aren't you afraid to leave the house in case she throws it all out? eeek:
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Doesn't she go down there?
Aren't you afraid to leave the house in case she throws it all out? eeek:
it is my techie area... whistle:
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Ahhhh is she afraid of cables?
I think Mr Wench is afraid of cables. redface:
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Ahhhh is she afraid of cables?
I think Mr Wench is afraid of cables. redface:
Yes... and I have boxes and boxes of them! cloud9:
And more PC's than you can shake a stick at... eyes:
And a cat on my desk. evil:
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Cats like keyboards though.
Several people have popped in and out this morning without saying anything. eeek:
Do you think that they think our conversation is somewhat dull this morning? rubschin:
Why aren't they speaking to us? eeek:
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Cats like keyboards though.
Several people have popped in and out this morning without saying anything. eeek:
Do you think that they think our conversation is somewhat dull this morning? rubschin:
Why aren't they speaking to us? eeek:
Our intellectual level is too high I ‘spec… whistle:
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Yeah that's it. cloud9:
A superior intelligence. They are afraid we will mock them for their stupidity! eveilgrin: point: eveilgrin:
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Yeah that's it. cloud9:
A superior intelligence. They are afraid we will mock them for their stupidity! eveilgrin: point: eveilgrin:
Indeed... chocolate biscuit?
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Lovely thank-you.
Cup of tea?
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Lovely thank-you.
Cup of tea?
In my big soup cup please... cloud9:
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Of course!!
Personally I have a one pint mug that is my favorite. cloud9:
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Choc-chip cookies... cloud9:
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No shortbread!!!! cloud9:
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No shortbread!!!! cloud9:
Our first row... sad24:
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No shortbread!!!! cloud9:
I'll have a hob-nob please. Meanwhile...
STRASBOURG, France (Reuters) - The European Court of Human Rights on Tuesday condemned Britain for not allowing a woman artificial insemination from her husband who is in prison, saying their right to respect for family life had been violated.
Kirk Dickson, who was convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment in 1994, met his wife Lorraine via a prison pen pal network while she was also imprisoned, the court said. She has since been released, and they were married in 2001.
The couple requested artificial insemination facilities to enable them to have a child together, arguing it would not otherwise be possible, given Dickson's earliest release date in 2009 and the age of his wife, who was born in 1958.
British authorities rejected their demand, arguing such requests by prisoners could only be granted in "exceptional circumstances".
"The Grand Chamber was prepared to accept as legitimate, that the authorities, when developing and applying the policy in question, should concern themselves, as a matter of principle, with the welfare of any child: conception of a child was the very object of the exercise," the court said.
It also said the state had obligations to ensure the effective protection of children, but added:
"That could not go so far as to prevent parents from attempting to conceive a child in circumstances like those in the applicants' case, especially as Ms Dickson was at liberty and could have taken care of any child conceived until her husband was released."
Britain's decision had violated the European Convention of Human Rights' article on the right to respect for private and family life, the court said, awarding the applicants 5,000 euros in damages and 21,000 euros for expenses.
The world has gone mad.
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No shortbread!!!! cloud9:
I'll have a hob-nob please. Meanwhile...
STRASBOURG, France (Reuters) - The European Court of Human Rights on Tuesday condemned Britain for not allowing a woman artificial insemination from her husband who is in prison, saying their right to respect for family life had been violated.
Kirk Dickson, who was convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment in 1994, met his wife Lorraine via a prison pen pal network while she was also imprisoned, the court said. She has since been released, and they were married in 2001.
The couple requested artificial insemination facilities to enable them to have a child together, arguing it would not otherwise be possible, given Dickson's earliest release date in 2009 and the age of his wife, who was born in 1958.
British authorities rejected their demand, arguing such requests by prisoners could only be granted in "exceptional circumstances".
"The Grand Chamber was prepared to accept as legitimate, that the authorities, when developing and applying the policy in question, should concern themselves, as a matter of principle, with the welfare of any child: conception of a child was the very object of the exercise," the court said.
It also said the state had obligations to ensure the effective protection of children, but added:
"That could not go so far as to prevent parents from attempting to conceive a child in circumstances like those in the applicants' case, especially as Ms Dickson was at liberty and could have taken care of any child conceived until her husband was released."
Britain's decision had violated the European Convention of Human Rights' article on the right to respect for private and family life, the court said, awarding the applicants 5,000 euros in damages and 21,000 euros for expenses.
The world has gone mad.
noooo:
Truly mad... noooo:
There was some lesser on the telly the other night that had a sperm implant and was now claiming support from the 'father' of her child... noooo:
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Cats like keyboards though.
Several people have popped in and out this morning without saying anything. eeek:
Do you think that they think our conversation is somewhat dull this morning? rubschin:
Why aren't they speaking to us? eeek:
Our intellectual level is too high I ‘spec… whistle:
I had the choice of joining you for a stimulating chat or clearing a ditch that was causing the lane to flood this morning.
It would seem I made the right choice. whistle:
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Cats like keyboards though.
Several people have popped in and out this morning without saying anything. eeek:
Do you think that they think our conversation is somewhat dull this morning? rubschin:
Why aren't they speaking to us? eeek:
Our intellectual level is too high I ‘spec… whistle:
I had the choice of joining you for a stimulating chat or clearing a ditch that was causing the lane to flood this morning.
It would seem I made the right choice. whistle:
Yes... you joined us... whistle:
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Utter drivel .... and where is my breakfast? evil:
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Utter drivel .... and where is my breakfast? evil:
If you were looking forward to choc-chip cookies I fear I have just eaten it... redface:
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And what about the fairy ~ or have you put her on the top of your tree?
If you are referring to me I certainly am not on the top of their tree....far too high...and that spike looks worrying!!!! I got hooked on a word game.... convinced myself it was good for my ageing brain!!! Now trying to plough through weeks of posts....for a small clientel you don't 'arf post a lot!!! eyes:
Ask LL what she won the bottle of plonk for.....(if I've missed that thread I'm sorry!) redface:
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And what about the fairy ~ or have you put her on the top of your tree?
If you are referring to me I certainly am not on the top of their tree....far too high...and that spike looks worrying!!!! I got hooked on a word game.... convinced myself it was good for my ageing brain!!! Now trying to plough through weeks of posts....for a small clientel you don't 'arf post a lot!!! eyes:
Ask LL what she won the bottle of plonk for.....(if I've missed that thread I'm sorry!) redface:
Phew that's a relief ~ I hate to think what those needles would do to your tights!
How is the brain? I find these mind strengthening games mind numbing personally but they can be addictive.
Yes we have posted a lot ~ mainly about nothing much but that's conversation isn't it.
Anyway nice to see you back in one piece ;)
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A one piece what?
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Fairy outfit of course. ::)
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Of course, of course. rubschin: