We have sick2:Can we be in the draw? whistle:
And on topic ~ our advent calendar went up last night so that was a "surprise" when the children got up this morning. It is home made, nonreligious, in the shape of a Christmas tree (about 24 inches high and similar across at the widest, with little hand made tassels, bells, baubles etc and each of 24 little pockets has three chocolate coins in. The children draw "lots" to decide who will open the first pocket and share out the coins. The one that drew number 1 opens the fabric pocket today ~ number 2 gets to do it tomorrow and so on. This way we avoid all arguments about whose turn it is or who gets the biggest choccy ~ cos they are carefully placed to ensure three of the same size on each day ~ leading up to the BIG ones for the last days .... before Christmas Eve reveals the biggest.
After Christmas the Calendar gets put away until next November 30th when Mrs Snoopy moves all the ornaments around it and places the pockets in different places, loading them with chocs on the way.
Simple really ~ bugger the profiteering b@st@rds at the marketing companies ~ my children WILL know the meaning of Christmas
We have sick2:
And on topic ~ our advent calendar went up last night so that was a "surprise" when the children got up this morning. It is home made, nonreligious, in the shape of a Christmas tree (about 24 inches high and similar across at the widest, with little hand made tassels, bells, baubles etc and each of 24 little pockets has three chocolate coins in. The children draw "lots" to decide who will open the first pocket and share out the coins. The one that drew number 1 opens the fabric pocket today ~ number 2 gets to do it tomorrow and so on. This way we avoid all arguments about whose turn it is or who gets the biggest choccy ~ cos they are carefully placed to ensure three of the same size on each day ~ leading up to the BIG ones for the last days .... before Christmas Eve reveals the biggest.
After Christmas the Calendar gets put away until next November 30th when Mrs Snoopy moves all the ornaments around it and places the pockets in different places, loading them with chocs on the way.
Simple really ~ bugger the profiteering b@st@rds at the marketing companies ~ my children WILL know the meaning of Christmas
Having done it we simply recycle the same one year on year.evil:
We do the same with the costumes. Work on the principle that all Nativities will involve a jew/shepherd/arab and simply have an old striped dressing gown, a rough piece of rope for a belt and a checked tea towel (head-dress for the use of) stashed away with the Advent calendar.
Interestingly (or probably not) when we moved here the youngest was only a few months old and was awarded the part of the Holy Child in our first nativity at the local chapel. His big sister managed to wangle herself the part of Mary on the grounds that no-one else would be able to keep her 11 month old brother still and happy for the duration. The Church-goers were thrilled and not a little surprised on the day to discover that it was indeed a real baby and not a doll. This year he is Joseph and will be wearing the same dressing gown that I donated to his first Joseph. The vicar simple pops round to borrow from our stock of suitable costumes. ::)
You need a tunic my boy? Just call with sizes and we'll see what's in the cupboard.
And NO! BM you may not ~ even I do not get a look in at the Advent Chocs.
I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender. redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.
Tape them... not set them as backgrounds or wallpaper or anything techie like that then? point:I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender. redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.
Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year ::)
I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill rubschin:
Just go and take the pics will you. whip:I can hardly wait... ::)
I shall attempt to take pics of the enchanted forest when I return from the supermarket.
Tape them... not set them as backgrounds or wallpaper or anything techie like that then? point:I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender. redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.
Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year ::)
I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill rubschin:
doh:Tape them... not set them as backgrounds or wallpaper or anything techie like that then? point:I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender. redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.
Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year ::)
I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill rubschin:
Oh go sit on your piles BM evil:
Ask me to come back and then get snidey would you confused: - your dinner will be in the dog (Snoppy - lamb chops/potatoes roasted with fresh rosemary out the garden, accompanied with green beans and cauliflower do you? eyes:)
Tape them... not set them as backgrounds or wallpaper or anything techie like that then? point:I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender. redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.
Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year ::)
I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill rubschin:
Oh go sit on your piles BM evil:
Ask me to come back and then get snidey would you confused: - your dinner will be in the dog (Snoppy - lamb chops/potatoes roasted with fresh rosemary out the garden, accompanied with green beans and cauliflower do you? eyes:)
Well done you!
oh sorry... I turned the boiler off to save a few bob... redface:Well done you!
Don't get too excited ... Marley will be along soon ~ I just felt a shiver run up my spine. spider:
Well done you!
Don't get too excited ... Marley will be along soon ~ I just felt a shiver run up my spine. spider:
I shall attempt to take pics of the enchanted forest when I return from the supermarket.
Tape them... not set them as backgrounds or wallpaper or anything techie like that then? point:I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender. redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.
Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year ::)
I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill rubschin:
Oh go sit on your piles BM evil:
Ask me to come back and then get snidey would you confused: - your dinner will be in the dog (Snoppy - lamb chops/potatoes roasted with fresh rosemary out the garden, accompanied with green beans and cauliflower do you? eyes:)
Well done you!
Don't get too excited ... Marley will be along soon ~ I just felt a shiver run up my spine. spider:
Hello Ghoul ~ welcome to the pre-Christmas stupidity.Yes, you're welcome to it... noooo:
Hello Ghoul ~ welcome to the pre-Christmas stupidity.Yes, you're welcome to it... noooo:
Hello Ghoul ~ welcome to the pre-Christmas stupidity.Yes, you're welcome to it... noooo:
You're just upset because you are bald, have piles and LL is decorating. point:
Has decorated... noooo:Hello Ghoul ~ welcome to the pre-Christmas stupidity.Yes, you're welcome to it... noooo:
You're just upset because you are bald, have piles and LL is decorating. point:
And why haven't you taken any pictures yet?Been out all day – went to a sewage farm… sick2:
As one does ::)Indeed... a potential customer... whistle:
And why haven't you taken any pictures yet?Been out all day – went to a sewage farm… sick2:
I'm busy chatting with you lot...And why haven't you taken any pictures yet?Been out all day – went to a sewage farm… sick2:
Well go and take them now then!!! whip:
I'm busy chatting with you lot...And why haven't you taken any pictures yet?Been out all day – went to a sewage farm… sick2:
Well go and take them now then!!! whip:
Pah!Indeed... as if I am that shallow... noooo:
I'll be forced to bite your ankles.Eh? rubschin:
I'll be forced to bite your ankles.Eh? rubschin:
I'll be forced to bite your ankles.Eh? rubschin:
He is making a meal of this isn't he?
We are waiting, we are waiting, for christmas pictures, to arrive.
whistle:
(Sung to Rod Stewarts, Sailing.)
We are waiting, we are waiting, for christmas pictures, to arrive.
whistle:
(Sung to Rod Stewarts, Sailing.)
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
mention that fuckwits name in my presence. Please.
got my batteries charged on my digital SLR an everyfink...
But he can't wave a fish eye lens now can he. point:
But he can't wave a fish eye lens now can he. point:
Small consolation to those of us who don't even have an SLR. sad24:
The picture is taken... whistle:
The picture is taken... whistle:
The picture is taken... whistle:
Why do I feel that someone is going to be very upset shortly.
BM I 'spect ~ When we all take the p*ss out of his picture
stand by...
How many things are wrong with this picture...nuff said.
Er, Celtic for starters maybe?
Very ............ errrrrrrr........... tasteful ::)::)
Er, Celtic for starters maybe?
Are you suggesting that TMR supports Rangers? I hadn't realised he was a porridge wog.
One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs... whistle:
No gingerbread house... noooo:
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Very ............ errrrrrrr........... tasteful ::)::)
BangheadVery ............ errrrrrrr........... tasteful ::)::)
Well alright ~ It's very ........ errrrrrrrrrrrrrr ............... Beige
BangheadVery ............ errrrrrrr........... tasteful ::)::)
Well alright ~ It's very ........ errrrrrrrrrrrrrr ............... Beige
One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs... whistle:
No gingerbread house... noooo:
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Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.
It's not beige! cussing:One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs... whistle:
No gingerbread house... noooo:
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Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.
I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.
Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star! ;D
1. He is a talentless Porridge Wog with a voice honed by eating broken glass. At one stage he obviously got down and dirty with a sheep and Bonnie Tyler was the unfortunate offspring.
2. Green and White hoops - not on.
3. Been to to many funerals where they play THAT particular song.
4. Rumours - not proven - that some of his vast wealth has found its way to buying arms for the IRA/sub-muppets.
Palatable? No. Factually corrrect? Possibly. Reason to dislike him? Definitely.
I await the inevitable abuse...
1. He is a talentless Porridge Wog with a voice honed by eating broken glass. At one stage he obviously got down and dirty with a sheep and Bonnie Tyler was the unfortunate offspring.
2. Green and White hoops - not on.
3. Been to to many funerals where they play THAT particular song.
4. Rumours - not proven - that some of his vast wealth has found its way to buying arms for the IRA/sub-muppets.
Palatable? No. Factually corrrect? Possibly. Reason to dislike him? Definitely.
I await the inevitable abuse...
It's not beige! cussing:One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs... whistle:
No gingerbread house... noooo:
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Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.
I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.
Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star! ;D
I took the picture without flash so you could see the fire/candles/tee lights, etc.
I couldn't be arsed to play with colour temperature as you were all so impatient! Banghead
Remind me not to bother next time... noooo:
It's not beige! cussing:One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs... whistle:
No gingerbread house... noooo:
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Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.
I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.
Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star! ;D
I took the picture without flash so you could see the fire/candles/tee lights, etc.
I couldn't be arsed to play with colour temperature as you were all so impatient! Banghead
Remind me not to bother next time... noooo:
It's not beige! cussing:One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs... whistle:
No gingerbread house... noooo:
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Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.
I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.
Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star! ;D
I took the picture without flash so you could see the fire/candles/tee lights, etc.
I couldn't be arsed to play with colour temperature as you were all so impatient! Banghead
Remind me not to bother next time... noooo:
It's not beige! cussing:One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs... whistle:
No gingerbread house... noooo:
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Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.
I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.
Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star! ;D
I took the picture without flash so you could see the fire/candles/tee lights, etc.
I couldn't be arsed to play with colour temperature as you were all so impatient! Banghead
Remind me not to bother next time... noooo:
What's a tee light? eeek:
Almond white... whistle:
Almond white... whistle:
Er, Celtic for starters maybe?
Are you suggesting that TMR supports Rangers? I hadn't realised he was a porridge wog.
Er, Celtic for starters maybe?
Are you suggesting that TMR supports Rangers? I hadn't realised he was a porridge wog.
I AM NOT A PORRIDGE WOG! BORN IN CLAPHAM, LIVE IN SURREY, MAIN ROOTS FROM BELFAST! BUT IF I MENTIONED "LINFIELD", MOST OF YOU WOULD THINK IT'S AN ALL-WEATHER HORSE RACING VENUE. cussing:
I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! BangheadAlmond white... whistle:
point:
Beige!!!!
point:
You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!
point:
I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! BangheadAlmond white... whistle:
point:
Beige!!!!
point:
You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!
point:
doh:I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! BangheadAlmond white... whistle:
point:
Beige!!!!
point:
You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!
point:
I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
eeek:Don't you start! cussing:
That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.A porridge wog eh? rubschin:
Apparently. lol:
That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.
Apparently. lol:
doh:I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! BangheadAlmond white... whistle:
point:
Beige!!!!
point:
You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!
point:
I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
I chose the most tasteful (non-beige) colour from the list and got Stavros to mix ten litres of it…doh:I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! BangheadAlmond white... whistle:
point:
Beige!!!!
point:
You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!
point:
I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
So what did you ask him to mix then?
What's a porridge wog?
Where is Linfield?
Where is Odiham?
eeek:
doh:I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! BangheadAlmond white... whistle:
point:
Beige!!!!
point:
You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!
point:
I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
So what did you ask him to mix then?
What's a porridge wog?
Where is Linfield?
Where is Odiham?
eeek:
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?About a page on the colour chart... whistle:
doh:I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! BangheadAlmond white... whistle:
point:
Beige!!!!
point:
You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!
point:
I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
So what did you ask him to mix then?
What's a porridge wog?
Where is Linfield?
Where is Odiham?
eeek:
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?About a page on the colour chart... whistle:
rubschin:So what is the difference between almond white and beige?About a page on the colour chart... whistle:
It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then? point:So what is the difference between almond white and beige?About a page on the colour chart... whistle:
It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then? point:So what is the difference between almond white and beige?About a page on the colour chart... whistle:
It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
point:Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then? point:So what is the difference between almond white and beige?About a page on the colour chart... whistle:
It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it. redface:
That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.
Apparently. lol:
Careful lad ~ you'm be treading on my 'ertitage. evil:
point:Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then? point:So what is the difference between almond white and beige?About a page on the colour chart... whistle:
It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it. redface:
point:Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then? point:So what is the difference between almond white and beige?About a page on the colour chart... whistle:
It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it. redface:
Do we take it, from his mocking gesture, that the defendant wishes to change his plea to an admission of Beigeness?
Is this an offer of a plea bargain? whistle:point:Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then? point:So what is the difference between almond white and beige?About a page on the colour chart... whistle:
It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it. redface:
Do we take it, from his mocking gesture, that the defendant wishes to change his plea to an admission of Beigeness?
LINFIELD!!! N.I. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linfield_F.C.I ‘spec he is having a problem with your Scottish accent… whistle:
Not LinDfield in West Sussex! Damn you Beagle, are your puirposely trying to wind me up!!!
Think Lingfield is in Surrey, twas when I were a lad anyway.
Fished the Basingstoke at Odiham, never caught any choppers though, don't think they come out on a Sunday.
LINFIELD!!! N.I. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linfield_F.C.
Not LinDfield in West Sussex! Damn you Beagle, are your puirposely trying to wind me up!!!
I really have no idea what is going on here now.I wish it was a thread about adult calendars... whistle:
I never did.
he did...I never did.
Have an adult calender? eeek:
LINFIELD!!! N.I. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linfield_F.C.
Not LinDfield in West Sussex! Damn you Beagle, are your puirposely trying to wind me up!!!
Think Lingfield is in Surrey, twas when I were a lad anyway.
Fished the Basingstoke at Odiham, never caught any choppers though, don't think they come out on a Sunday.
Lying in the extreme south eastern corner of Surrey is the ancient parish of Lingfield known to be in existence at the time of the Domesday book, but for some reason not mentioned in it. A will made around 960 during the reign of King Edgar refers to certain lands in Lingfield and the advowson (patronage) of the church as part of a gift to the Abbey of Hyde, near Winchester.
It is from the 14th and 15th centuries that more detailed records of the parish really appeared as the great Wealden forest was being developed for agriculture and the iron industry, the latter just over the border in Sussex.
I really have no idea what is going on here now.I wish it was a thread about adult calendars... whistle:
I thought you (a) wanted an Adult Calendar and (b) liked Baldies ~ I am most upset that my gift has been so mocked. sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:point:
I thought you (a) wanted an Adult Calendar and (b) liked Baldies ~ I am most upset that my gift has been so mocked. sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:I would have thought a beige-skinned slaphead would have been just the job for him.
To get back on topic.Beige... ::)
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The Enchanted Forest in all it's blurry splendour.
To get back on topic.
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The Enchanted Forest in all it's blurry splendour.
To get back on topic.
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The Enchanted Forest in all it's blurry splendour.
He's at work
He's at workdrumroll:
To get back on topic.
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The Enchanted Forest in all it's blurry splendour.
I have curtains I just don't like them drawn.No doubt the neighbours approve too… eyes:
I have curtains I just don't like them drawn.
The neighbours can't see in! I'm not that bad!One-way glass then? rubschin:
The neighbours can't see in! I'm not that bad!One-way glass then? rubschin:
Of course... ::)The neighbours can't see in! I'm not that bad!One-way glass then? rubschin:
No. It's hard to explain. You can't see into our lounge from the road at the side or the houses. Mainly due to hedge and the shed.
When we moved in here I was doing some painting one day. Sicne I make such a terrible mess I decided to do it naked. It had not occurred to me that the big windows gave passers by a very good view. redface:
The neighbours can't see in! I'm not that bad!One-way glass then? rubschin:
No. It's hard to explain. You can't see into our lounge from the road at the side or the houses. Mainly due to hedge and the shed.
But don't worry ~ we wont tell anyone else about that mole ;)Or the interesting tattoo.
Anyway here's one I made earlier - nicely themed I think.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1ZALei.jpg&hash=307f5c514e8c471f21fae150f410bda4ae350863) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1ZALei)
Why would someone do that?Poor innocent child… noooo:
We are waiting, we are waiting, for christmas pictures, to arrive.
whistle:
(Sung to Rod Stewarts, Sailing.)
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
mention that fuckwits name in my presence. Please.
Ok Wench, after a few calendars, we came up with this.
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Ok Wench, after a few calendars, we came up with this.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1FwGO0.jpg&hash=7c5772f2f8275e8c5a71e246ed4d7b42f67cef04) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1FwGO0)
Can't fool me! That's American! Nowhere in the UK has houses like that. sad24:
Ok Wench, after a few calendars, we came up with this.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1FwGO0.jpg&hash=7c5772f2f8275e8c5a71e246ed4d7b42f67cef04) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1FwGO0)
Can't fool me! That's American! Nowhere in the UK has houses like that. sad24:
Have you ever been to BedZed?
Ok Wench, after a few calendars, we came up with this.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1FwGO0.jpg&hash=7c5772f2f8275e8c5a71e246ed4d7b42f67cef04) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1FwGO0)
Can't fool me! That's American! Nowhere in the UK has houses like that. sad24:
Have you ever been to BedZed?
There is a town called BedZed? eeek:
The deafening sound of pennies dropping noooo:
Oh that place!! It's near Hackbridge station I used to pass it everyday.
Really? I just remember the brightly coloured cloud like things floating abov them
They are there!!!
They are there!!!
I know. I go past them every day.
They are for wind power - zero energy etc.
It certainly caught theye of my northern relatives when they visited - they decided that I was living in a very strange part of the world.
No, they are all northern nancies (well the males anyway) who can't handle good old southern beer - all have hangovers the next day.They are there!!!
I know. I go past them every day.
They are for wind power - zero energy etc.
It certainly caught theye of my northern relatives when they visited - they decided that I was living in a very strange part of the world.
Errrm ~ rubschin: ~ they may have a point.
It is.What means this?
It is.What means this?
It is.What means this?
Can't rememember. redface:
It is.What means this?
Can't rememember. redface:
Oops. Not good.
She claims they don't have a copier point: As if we'd believe that one ::)Sombody prolly broke it by sitting their fat hairy arse on it... whistle:
She claims they don't have a copier point: As if we'd believe that one ::)
We don't! We have a scanner but that is of the feed in sort not the rest your bum on it sort.
We don't! We have a scanner but that is of the feed in sort not the rest your bum on it sort.
Won't fit.Tried it then?
Won't fit.
Just post some of those pics that Mr Wench took the other weekend then ~ you know the ones that were a special treat for his birthday.
Won't be trying to say that word!!
NO PICS!
point:
Wouldn't fit. Meant to say wouldn't!That means you tried in the past
No I mean they wouldn't fit EVEN if I had tried which I HAVEN'T!!!
Pics don't exist! point:
Do we? sick2:redface:
No I mean they wouldn't fit EVEN if I had tried which I HAVEN'T!!!
Pics don't exist! point:
rubschin: Oh come off it ~ everyone takes pics of their woman in a state of undress. ::)
Do we? sick2:
Post evidence! BARMANNo way! noooo:
The fish-eye lense was wasted. noooo:Post evidence! BARMANNo way! noooo:
I have some somewhere!
Too scarey, eh.?
In the boy's area... cool14:I have some somewhere!
We will discuss this a later date in a more private location I think. 8)
In the boy's area... cool14:I have some somewhere!
We will discuss this a later date in a more private location I think. 8)
In the boy's area... cool14:I have some somewhere!
We will discuss this a later date in a more private location I think. 8)
You do that.
<stalks off nose in air>
You all tell your little secrets. sad24:
I really have no idea what is going on here now.I wish it was a thread about adult calendars... whistle:
Bugger! cussing:I really have no idea what is going on here now.I wish it was a thread about adult calendars... whistle:
Would you like to see the 2008 Hooters Calendar? It is hot off the press .. ;)
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm (http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm)
You really are gullible at times. noooo:Bugger! cussing:I really have no idea what is going on here now.I wish it was a thread about adult calendars... whistle:
Would you like to see the 2008 Hooters Calendar? It is hot off the press .. ;)
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm (http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm)
I’ve been watering them every day like you said but still no sign of the beer plants sprouting… noooo:You really are gullible at times. noooo:Bugger! cussing:I really have no idea what is going on here now.I wish it was a thread about adult calendars... whistle:
Would you like to see the 2008 Hooters Calendar? It is hot off the press .. ;)
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm (http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm)
How are my magic beans growing? Just pop another cheque to me and I will send some more. whistle:
Bugger! cussing: