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Title: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2007, 04:36:13 PM
So The Boy needs an Advent Calendar, largely, it has to be admitted, for the chocolate lurking within. So I agree to purchase one from Tesco. There is a choice of 2: the Bratz Advent calendar or the Daleks (“exterminate”) Advent calendar.

Call me old fashioned, but neither of these seems very “seasonal”. I refuse to buy either and go a hunting.

Simpsons, Spiderman, Barbie, Thomas the Tank Engine, even en effing High School Musical Advent calendar (  evil:), but nothing remotely relating to Christmas. Not even a Santa in site.

I asked in M&S and Woolies and got blank looks.

I am not remotely religious but WTF has Advent got to do with Spiderman?

We have been completely assimilated by corporate brands. evil:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2007, 04:41:31 PM
Agreed...

Meanwhile at chez Barman 'we' are playing the Xmas carols CD for the first (and hopefully last) time this year...  evil:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Shy Talk on December 01, 2007, 06:17:49 PM
 Saw a car to -day with a xmas tree strapped on the roof . What a tosser !!! Bet Slade was being belted out all afternoon whilst that was being errected . Banghead

And another thing why haven't we got a "Spew" piccy thingy sad32: It will be needed as Xmas gets closer. lol:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 01, 2007, 06:43:54 PM
We have  sick2:

And on topic ~ our advent calendar went up last night so that was a "surprise" when the children got up this morning. It is home made, nonreligious, in the shape of a Christmas tree (about 24 inches high and similar across at the widest, with little hand made tassels, bells, baubles etc and each of 24 little pockets has three chocolate coins in. The children draw "lots" to decide who will open the first pocket and share out the coins. The one that drew number 1 opens the fabric pocket today ~ number 2 gets to do it tomorrow and so on. This way we avoid all arguments about whose turn it is or who gets the biggest choccy ~ cos they are carefully placed to ensure three of the same size on each day ~ leading up to the BIG ones for the last days ....  before Christmas Eve reveals the biggest.
After Christmas the Calendar gets put away until next November 30th when Mrs Snoopy moves all the ornaments around it and places the pockets in different places, loading them with chocs on the way.

Simple really ~ bugger the profiteering b@st@rds at the marketing companies ~ my children WILL know the meaning of Christmas
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2007, 07:05:26 PM
We have  sick2:

And on topic ~ our advent calendar went up last night so that was a "surprise" when the children got up this morning. It is home made, nonreligious, in the shape of a Christmas tree (about 24 inches high and similar across at the widest, with little hand made tassels, bells, baubles etc and each of 24 little pockets has three chocolate coins in. The children draw "lots" to decide who will open the first pocket and share out the coins. The one that drew number 1 opens the fabric pocket today ~ number 2 gets to do it tomorrow and so on. This way we avoid all arguments about whose turn it is or who gets the biggest choccy ~ cos they are carefully placed to ensure three of the same size on each day ~ leading up to the BIG ones for the last days ....  before Christmas Eve reveals the biggest.
After Christmas the Calendar gets put away until next November 30th when Mrs Snoopy moves all the ornaments around it and places the pockets in different places, loading them with chocs on the way.

Simple really ~ bugger the profiteering b@st@rds at the marketing companies ~ my children WILL know the meaning of Christmas
Can we be in the draw?  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2007, 07:10:25 PM
We have  sick2:

And on topic ~ our advent calendar went up last night so that was a "surprise" when the children got up this morning. It is home made, nonreligious, in the shape of a Christmas tree (about 24 inches high and similar across at the widest, with little hand made tassels, bells, baubles etc and each of 24 little pockets has three chocolate coins in. The children draw "lots" to decide who will open the first pocket and share out the coins. The one that drew number 1 opens the fabric pocket today ~ number 2 gets to do it tomorrow and so on. This way we avoid all arguments about whose turn it is or who gets the biggest choccy ~ cos they are carefully placed to ensure three of the same size on each day ~ leading up to the BIG ones for the last days ....  before Christmas Eve reveals the biggest.
After Christmas the Calendar gets put away until next November 30th when Mrs Snoopy moves all the ornaments around it and places the pockets in different places, loading them with chocs on the way.

Simple really ~ bugger the profiteering b@st@rds at the marketing companies ~ my children WILL know the meaning of Christmas

Good plan. But we have to make a tunic (?) for the nativity play. One can only do so much. ALong with choir practice..........
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 01, 2007, 07:21:53 PM
Having done it we simply recycle the same one year on year.
We do the same with the costumes. Work on the principle that all Nativities will involve a jew/shepherd/arab and simply have an old striped dressing gown, a rough piece of rope for a belt and a checked tea towel (head-dress for the use of) stashed away with the Advent calendar.

Interestingly (or probably not) when we moved here the youngest was only a few months old and was awarded the part of the Holy Child in our first nativity at the local chapel. His big sister managed to wangle herself the part of Mary on the grounds that no-one else would be able to keep her 11 month old brother still and happy for the duration. The Church-goers were thrilled and not a little surprised on the day to discover that it was indeed a real baby and not a doll. This year he is Joseph and will be wearing the same dressing gown that I donated to his first Joseph. The vicar simple pops round to borrow from our stock of suitable costumes. ::)

You need a tunic my boy? Just call with sizes and we'll see what's in the cupboard.

And NO! BM you may not ~ even I do not get a look in at the Advent Chocs.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2007, 07:29:17 PM
Having done it we simply recycle the same one year on year.
We do the same with the costumes. Work on the principle that all Nativities will involve a jew/shepherd/arab and simply have an old striped dressing gown, a rough piece of rope for a belt and a checked tea towel (head-dress for the use of) stashed away with the Advent calendar.

Interestingly (or probably not) when we moved here the youngest was only a few months old and was awarded the part of the Holy Child in our first nativity at the local chapel. His big sister managed to wangle herself the part of Mary on the grounds that no-one else would be able to keep her 11 month old brother still and happy for the duration. The Church-goers were thrilled and not a little surprised on the day to discover that it was indeed a real baby and not a doll. This year he is Joseph and will be wearing the same dressing gown that I donated to his first Joseph. The vicar simple pops round to borrow from our stock of suitable costumes. ::)

You need a tunic my boy? Just call with sizes and we'll see what's in the cupboard.

And NO! BM you may not ~ even I do not get a look in at the Advent Chocs.
evil:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Landlady on December 03, 2007, 04:07:27 PM
I love Christmas and eagerly anticipate the 1st Saturday in Dec - which lucky lucky me was the 1st of Dec - because that's when I get all the decorations out and make TLHOTP look it's festive best  razz:

As for Christmas Carols yes they HAVE to go on when decorations and the tree are being dressed and now that I know BM hates them they'll be gong on much more.........

No old bah humbug from me - I love Christmas !!!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 04:10:45 PM
I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender.  redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 04:12:17 PM
Utter shite...  noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 04:14:21 PM
Ah ~ life slowly returns to normal
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 04:16:32 PM
The family is back together.  cloud9:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Landlady on December 03, 2007, 04:35:08 PM
I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender.  redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.

Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year  ::)

I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill  rubschin:   
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 04:36:24 PM
I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender.  redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.

Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year  ::)

I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill  rubschin:   
Tape them... not set them as backgrounds or wallpaper or anything techie like that then?  point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 04:37:07 PM
Just go and take the pics will you.  whip:

I shall attempt to take pics of the enchanted forest when I return from the supermarket.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 04:37:47 PM
Just go and take the pics will you.  whip:

I shall attempt to take pics of the enchanted forest when I return from the supermarket.
I can hardly wait...  ::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Landlady on December 03, 2007, 04:43:29 PM
I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender.  redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.

Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year  ::)

I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill  rubschin:   
Tape them... not set them as backgrounds or wallpaper or anything techie like that then?  point:

Oh go sit on your piles BM  evil:

Ask me to come back and then get snidey would you  confused: - your dinner will  be in the dog (Snoppy - lamb chops/potatoes roasted with fresh rosemary out the garden, accompanied with green beans and cauliflower do you?  eyes:)
 
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 04:44:19 PM
I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender.  redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.

Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year  ::)

I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill  rubschin:   
Tape them... not set them as backgrounds or wallpaper or anything techie like that then?  point:

Oh go sit on your piles BM  evil:

Ask me to come back and then get snidey would you  confused: - your dinner will  be in the dog (Snoppy - lamb chops/potatoes roasted with fresh rosemary out the garden, accompanied with green beans and cauliflower do you?  eyes:)
 
doh:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 04:48:54 PM
I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender.  redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.

Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year  ::)

I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill  rubschin:   
Tape them... not set them as backgrounds or wallpaper or anything techie like that then?  point:

Oh go sit on your piles BM  evil:

Ask me to come back and then get snidey would you  confused: - your dinner will  be in the dog (Snoppy - lamb chops/potatoes roasted with fresh rosemary out the garden, accompanied with green beans and cauliflower do you?  eyes:)
 


Yeah Maaaaaannnnnnnnnn!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 04:49:35 PM
Tasty!!!!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 04:51:49 PM
I'm trying to get in the spirit of the thing

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Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 04:52:38 PM
Well done you!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 04:56:11 PM
Well done you!

Don't get too excited ... Marley will be along soon ~ I just felt a shiver run up my spine. spider:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2007, 04:57:43 PM
Well done you!

Don't get too excited ... Marley will be along soon ~ I just felt a shiver run up my spine. spider:
oh sorry... I turned the boiler off to save a few bob...  redface:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Landlady on December 03, 2007, 04:58:11 PM
Well done you!

Don't get too excited ... Marley will be along soon ~ I just felt a shiver run up my spine. spider:

Got to go and get the supper on , stand by your beds!!!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Mr Happy on December 03, 2007, 09:05:06 PM
My three have wooden ones similar to the below, normally found at garden centres:

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This gives the opportunity to put things other than chocolate in, the eldest on Saturday received tickets to the football (treat for me).

On the 15th they'll all get a decoration to put on the tree that won't go up until that day ARE YOU LISTENING WIFEY?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2007, 11:28:40 PM
I shall attempt to take pics of the enchanted forest when I return from the supermarket.

Well. . . . ?

We are all waiting you know.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 08:34:11 AM
I have an enchanted forest! And a High School Musical advent calender.  redface: Mr Wench has a Transformers advent calender.

Sounds lovely - BM is only crabby because I forgot to buy his choccy advent calendar this year  ::)

I might have to grovel to him a litle in a while and ask him to take some pic's and post them of the bar decorations, then we can all tape them to our PC's and feel full of Christmas goodwill  rubschin:   
Tape them... not set them as backgrounds or wallpaper or anything techie like that then?  point:

Oh go sit on your piles  BM  evil:

Ask me to come back and then get snidey would you  confused: - your dinner will  be in the dog (Snoppy - lamb chops/potatoes roasted with fresh rosemary out the garden, accompanied with green beans and cauliflower do you?  eyes:)
 

 point:  eeek:  redface:


No pics of the enchanted forest with the new addition of Roger the silver reindeer  ;D as Mr Wench wouldn't wait for me to start dinner.  ::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 04, 2007, 09:42:32 AM
Well done you!

Don't get too excited ... Marley will be along soon ~ I just felt a shiver run up my spine. spider:

You raaaaannnnng?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 09:51:57 AM
Hello Ghoul ~ welcome to the pre-Christmas stupidity.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 12:49:04 PM
Hello Ghoul ~ welcome to the pre-Christmas stupidity.
Yes, you're welcome to it...  noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 12:52:26 PM
Hello Ghoul ~ welcome to the pre-Christmas stupidity.
Yes, you're welcome to it...  noooo:

You're just upset because you are bald, have piles and LL is decorating.  point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2007, 12:54:08 PM
Hello Ghoul ~ welcome to the pre-Christmas stupidity.
Yes, you're welcome to it...  noooo:

You're just upset because you are bald, have piles and LL is decorating.  point:

Have you ever considered a job in the Foreign Office Wenchy, you seem to have the required diplomatic skills  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 12:54:17 PM
Forest spider:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 01:03:42 PM
Hello Ghoul ~ welcome to the pre-Christmas stupidity.
Yes, you're welcome to it...  noooo:

You're just upset because you are bald, have piles and LL is decorating.  point:
Has decorated...  noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 01:08:26 PM
And why haven't you taken any pictures yet?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 01:09:31 PM
And why haven't you taken any pictures yet?
Been out all day – went to a sewage farm…  sick2:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 01:11:54 PM
As one does  ::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 01:12:52 PM
As one does  ::)
Indeed... a potential customer...  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 01:18:08 PM
And why haven't you taken any pictures yet?
Been out all day – went to a sewage farm…  sick2:

Well go and take them now then!!!  whip:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 01:20:21 PM
And why haven't you taken any pictures yet?
Been out all day – went to a sewage farm…  sick2:

Well go and take them now then!!!  whip:
I'm busy chatting with you lot...
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 01:22:11 PM
And why haven't you taken any pictures yet?
Been out all day – went to a sewage farm…  sick2:

Well go and take them now then!!!  whip:
I'm busy chatting with you lot...

It will only take you a few minutes, we'll still be here. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease. <flutters eyelashes>
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 01:23:20 PM
Pah!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 01:28:50 PM
Pah!
Indeed... as if I am that shallow...  noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 01:31:03 PM
I'll be forced to bite your ankles.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 01:31:45 PM
I'll be forced to bite your ankles.
Eh?  rubschin:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 01:35:09 PM
The hound will get nasty!!!

WE WANT PICTURES

LL promised!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 01:35:37 PM
I'll be forced to bite your ankles.
Eh?  rubschin:

Pictures man ~ we want to see the pictures.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2007, 01:38:56 PM
I'll be forced to bite your ankles.
Eh?  rubschin:

As long as that is the only thing he is doing to your leg you should be ok...  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 01:40:14 PM
Oh okay then...  ::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 01:41:30 PM
 lol: happ096

Unless  rubschin:  char048
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 01:46:06 PM
No. Landlady is nuts.


OK?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 02:30:23 PM
We are waiting, we are waiting, for christmas pictures, to arrive.

 whistle:

(Sung to Rod Stewarts, Sailing.)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 02:37:25 PM
He is making a meal of this isn't he?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 02:38:05 PM
He is making a meal of this isn't he?

Do you get the feeling that he just said it to shut us up and that he has gone away?  rubschin:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 02:41:04 PM
Probably .... silly of us to expect him to do otherwise really.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 02:41:28 PM
I'm just so gullible.  sad24:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 02:43:32 PM
Perhaps LL is taking a while to change into her "Santa's Little Helper" outfit  whistle:

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That'll bring the bugger out of hiding
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2007, 02:56:34 PM
We are waiting, we are waiting, for christmas pictures, to arrive.

 whistle:

(Sung to Rod Stewarts, Sailing.)

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever

mention that fuckwits name in my presence. Please.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 02:57:50 PM
I feel there is a story here ~ do tell us TMR ... we've nothing better to do.  tunble:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:01:35 PM
We are waiting, we are waiting, for christmas pictures, to arrive.

 whistle:

(Sung to Rod Stewarts, Sailing.)

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever

mention that fuckwits name in my presence. Please.

I demand the story as payment for never mentioning his name again!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 03:02:28 PM
Okay... I am getting ready now...  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:03:17 PM
Did somebody speak?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 03:04:08 PM
got my batteries charged on my digital SLR an everyfink...
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:04:20 PM
I think I may have heard a vague murmmuring.  rubschin:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:04:35 PM
got my batteries charged on my digital SLR an everyfink...

Willy waver.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:11:46 PM
But he can't wave a fish eye lens now can he.  point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:12:55 PM
But he can't wave a fish eye lens now can he.  point:

Small consolation to those of us who don't even have an SLR.  sad24:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 03:14:08 PM
The picture is taken...  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:14:36 PM
But he can't wave a fish eye lens now can he.  point:

Small consolation to those of us who don't even have an SLR.  sad24:

TMR has gone very quiet about Rod Stewart hasn't he?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:15:12 PM
The picture is taken...  whistle:

Well upload it then!!!!





I think TMR has serious Rod issues.  eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:15:26 PM
The picture is taken...  whistle:

Why do I feel that someone is going to be very upset shortly.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:17:07 PM
The picture is taken...  whistle:

Why do I feel that someone is going to be very upset shortly.

Who?  eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:17:55 PM
BM I 'spect ~ When we all take the p*ss out of his picture
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:20:21 PM
BM I 'spect ~ When we all take the p*ss out of his picture

So long as it contains at least one tree and it doesn't have a star on top he's pretty safe with me. 
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 03:20:32 PM
stand by...
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:21:07 PM
stand by...

Good grief, if this is how long an SLR takes to upload a pic then maybe I'm better off without one.  ::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2007, 03:23:51 PM
How many things are wrong with this picture...nuff said.



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Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:25:40 PM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:26:07 PM
How many things are wrong with this picture...nuff said.



Wot the Hound said. More explanation needed.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 04, 2007, 03:33:05 PM
Er, Celtic for starters maybe?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:34:05 PM
Honestly! It's like drawing teeth trying to get information round here.









(Sorry if that triggers an unfortunate memory Nick)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:35:07 PM
Er, Celtic for starters maybe?

Are you suggesting that TMR supports Rangers? I hadn't realised he was a porridge wog.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs...  whistle:

No gingerbread house...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1yfhr0.jpg&hash=b7f9b9e6f614baefd221da38cc7ba79a39317b32) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1yfhr0)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:37:17 PM
Very ............ errrrrrrr........... tasteful  ::)










If a little premature ~ p'raps the Bubbles have a different Christmas Day ~ like they do Easter
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 03:37:52 PM
Very ............ errrrrrrr........... tasteful  ::)
::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 04, 2007, 03:37:57 PM
Er, Celtic for starters maybe?

Are you suggesting that TMR supports Rangers? I hadn't realised he was a porridge wog.

Wenchy, quickly start a new category for this! Insults may be about to be traded.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 04, 2007, 03:39:33 PM
One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs...  whistle:

No gingerbread house...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1yfhr0.jpg&hash=b7f9b9e6f614baefd221da38cc7ba79a39317b32) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1yfhr0)


Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:40:51 PM
Very ............ errrrrrrr........... tasteful  ::)
::)


Well alright ~ It's very ........ errrrrrrrrrrrrrr ............... Beige
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 03:41:23 PM
Very ............ errrrrrrr........... tasteful  ::)
::)


Well alright ~ It's very ........ errrrrrrrrrrrrrr ............... Beige
Banghead
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:42:09 PM
Very ............ errrrrrrr........... tasteful  ::)
::)


Well alright ~ It's very ........ errrrrrrrrrrrrrr ............... Beige
Banghead

Tastefully beige mind
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:44:09 PM
One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs...  whistle:

No gingerbread house...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1yfhr0.jpg&hash=b7f9b9e6f614baefd221da38cc7ba79a39317b32) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1yfhr0)


Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.

I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.

Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star!  ;D
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2007, 03:46:00 PM
1. He is a talentless Porridge Wog with a voice honed by eating broken glass. At one stage he obviously got down and dirty with a sheep and Bonnie Tyler was the unfortunate offspring.
2. Green and White hoops - not on.
3. Been to to many funerals where they play THAT particular song.
4. Rumours - not proven - that some of his vast wealth has found its way to buying arms for the IRA/sub-muppets.

Palatable? No. Factually corrrect? Possibly. Reason to dislike him? Definitely.

I await the inevitable abuse...



Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 03:48:58 PM
One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs...  whistle:

No gingerbread house...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1yfhr0.jpg&hash=b7f9b9e6f614baefd221da38cc7ba79a39317b32) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1yfhr0)


Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.

I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.

Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star!  ;D
It's not beige!  cussing:

I took the picture without flash so you could see the fire/candles/tee lights, etc.

I couldn't be arsed to play with colour temperature as you were all so impatient!  Banghead

Remind me not to bother next time...  noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:49:05 PM
1. He is a talentless Porridge Wog with a voice honed by eating broken glass. At one stage he obviously got down and dirty with a sheep and Bonnie Tyler was the unfortunate offspring.
2. Green and White hoops - not on.
3. Been to to many funerals where they play THAT particular song.
4. Rumours - not proven - that some of his vast wealth has found its way to buying arms for the IRA/sub-muppets.

Palatable? No. Factually corrrect? Possibly. Reason to dislike him? Definitely.

I await the inevitable abuse...






 eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:49:33 PM
1. He is a talentless Porridge Wog with a voice honed by eating broken glass. At one stage he obviously got down and dirty with a sheep and Bonnie Tyler was the unfortunate offspring.
2. Green and White hoops - not on.
3. Been to to many funerals where they play THAT particular song.
4. Rumours - not proven - that some of his vast wealth has found its way to buying arms for the IRA/sub-muppets.

Palatable? No. Factually corrrect? Possibly. Reason to dislike him? Definitely.

I await the inevitable abuse...





No argument from me ~ nor abuse .... I just wondered that's all.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:50:19 PM
One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs...  whistle:

No gingerbread house...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1yfhr0.jpg&hash=b7f9b9e6f614baefd221da38cc7ba79a39317b32) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1yfhr0)


Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.

I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.

Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star!  ;D
It's not beige!  cussing:

I took the picture without flash so you could see the fire/candles/tee lights, etc.

I couldn't be arsed to play with colour temperature as you were all so impatient!  Banghead

Remind me not to bother next time...  noooo:

I said it looked lovely!!!!! The enchanted forest pictures were taken without flash and also look rather beige, but that is because my house is painted in magnolia.  sick2:

What colour is it then?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:50:51 PM
One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs...  whistle:

No gingerbread house...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1yfhr0.jpg&hash=b7f9b9e6f614baefd221da38cc7ba79a39317b32) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1yfhr0)


Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.

I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.

Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star!  ;D
It's not beige!  cussing:

I took the picture without flash so you could see the fire/candles/tee lights, etc.

I couldn't be arsed to play with colour temperature as you were all so impatient!  Banghead

Remind me not to bother next time...  noooo:


Errrrrrrr ......... Taupe?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:51:37 PM
One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs...  whistle:

No gingerbread house...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1yfhr0.jpg&hash=b7f9b9e6f614baefd221da38cc7ba79a39317b32) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1yfhr0)


Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.

I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.

Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star!  ;D
It's not beige!  cussing:

I took the picture without flash so you could see the fire/candles/tee lights, etc.

I couldn't be arsed to play with colour temperature as you were all so impatient!  Banghead

Remind me not to bother next time...  noooo:

What's a tee light?  eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:52:36 PM
One tree + fireplace + candles = dog + cat + Xmas decs...  whistle:

No gingerbread house...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1yfhr0.jpg&hash=b7f9b9e6f614baefd221da38cc7ba79a39317b32) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1yfhr0)


Well, it's certainly grabbed the pussy's interest.

I like it even though it is rather ummm beige.

Extra points for having a fairy instead of a star!  ;D
It's not beige!  cussing:

I took the picture without flash so you could see the fire/candles/tee lights, etc.

I couldn't be arsed to play with colour temperature as you were all so impatient!  Banghead

Remind me not to bother next time...  noooo:

What's a tee light?  eeek:

I think he means Tea Light dear
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 03:53:56 PM
Almond white...  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 03:54:41 PM
Almond white...  whistle:

Ah! ................. Pale Beige
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 03:56:16 PM
Almond white...  whistle:

 point:

Beige!!!!

 point:

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2007, 03:58:50 PM
Er, Celtic for starters maybe?

Are you suggesting that TMR supports Rangers? I hadn't realised he was a porridge wog.

I AM NOT A PORRIDGE WOG! BORN IN CLAPHAM, LIVE IN SURREY, MAIN ROOTS FROM BELFAST! BUT IF I MENTIONED "LINFIELD", MOST OF YOU WOULD THINK IT'S AN ALL-WEATHER HORSE RACING VENUE.  cussing:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:00:26 PM
Er, Celtic for starters maybe?

Are you suggesting that TMR supports Rangers? I hadn't realised he was a porridge wog.

I AM NOT A PORRIDGE WOG! BORN IN CLAPHAM, LIVE IN SURREY, MAIN ROOTS FROM BELFAST! BUT IF I MENTIONED "LINFIELD", MOST OF YOU WOULD THINK IT'S AN ALL-WEATHER HORSE RACING VENUE.  cussing:

No that would be Lingfield.

My Great Great Grandmother was born in Linfield so of course I would know where it is. I was born in Odiham which is not far from you is it? We aren't all peasants you know.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:00:45 PM
Almond white...  whistle:

 point:

Beige!!!!

 point:

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 point:
I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige!  Banghead
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:05:54 PM
Almond white...  whistle:

 point:

Beige!!!!

 point:

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 point:
I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige!  Banghead

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:07:23 PM
Almond white...  whistle:

 point:

Beige!!!!

 point:

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 point:
I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige!  Banghead

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
doh:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:07:57 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:08:45 PM
eeek:
Don't you start!  cussing:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:09:02 PM
 eeek:







































 eeek:




















also





















 spider:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2007, 04:12:20 PM
That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.

Apparently.  lol:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:12:56 PM
Que?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:13:32 PM
That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.

Apparently.  lol:
A porridge wog eh?  rubschin:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:14:14 PM
That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.

Apparently.  lol:

Careful lad ~ you'm be treading on my 'ertitage.  evil:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:14:36 PM
Almond white...  whistle:

 point:

Beige!!!!

 point:

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 point:
I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige!  Banghead

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
doh:

So what did you ask him to mix then?

What's a porridge wog?

Where is Linfield?

Where is Odiham?


 eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:16:08 PM
Que?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:17:35 PM
Almond white...  whistle:

 point:

Beige!!!!

 point:

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 point:
I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige!  Banghead

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
doh:

So what did you ask him to mix then?

What's a porridge wog?

Where is Linfield?

Where is Odiham?


 eeek:

I chose the most tasteful (non-beige) colour from the list and got Stavros to mix ten litres of it…

Porridge Wog = Scotsman
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:18:28 PM
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 04, 2007, 04:19:13 PM
Almond white...  whistle:

 point:

Beige!!!!

 point:

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 point:
I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige!  Banghead

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
doh:

So what did you ask him to mix then?

What's a porridge wog?

Where is Linfield?

Where is Odiham?


 eeek:


Map, somebody? Please.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:19:28 PM
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:22:09 PM
Almond white...  whistle:

 point:

Beige!!!!

 point:

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 point:
I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige!  Banghead

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
doh:

So what did you ask him to mix then?

What's a porridge wog?

Where is Linfield?

Where is Odiham?


 eeek:


Porridge Wog = Scotsman

Linfield = Small town in Sussex close to Cuckfield as opposed to Lingfield which is a race course in Sussex. There may well be other Linfields. One I suspect in Ireland.

Odiham = In Hampshire 'bout ten miles from Basingstoke. It lies on the Basingstoke Canal, is a town but locals all call it a village. Beautiful place to visit. V. expensive to live now. I was born in a farm cottage on the outskirts, overlooking the canal. It also has a socking great RAF base there from which they fly Helicopters (Chinooks mainly)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.netlists.net%2Fodiham%2Fodiham-02.jpg&hash=9ebb5713668a917f72048aa13e960394565408d5)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:22:56 PM
Almond white
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1WqJe9.jpg&hash=023fdb9649580c0e5581bc70ca19771d25a9dc0e) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1WqJe9)


Bathstone beige
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1yBdi9.jpg&hash=cd4a49b004fd0ba817bffe7effe7c8607947c434) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1yBdi9)



Harvest beige

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1Wr2bi.jpg&hash=326b2208ad4f0db8e9ec0f5040b7b8079c1326be) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1Wr2bi)

They all look pretty similar to me!


Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:23:29 PM
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:25:49 PM
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
rubschin:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:26:42 PM
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:27:17 PM
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:

Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it.  redface:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:28:00 PM
I think the jury might now retire to consider their verdict
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:28:19 PM
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:

Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it.  redface:
point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2007, 04:29:32 PM
That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.

Apparently.  lol:

Careful lad ~ you'm be treading on my 'ertitage.  evil:

It's gotta be better than Clapham though, hound...
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:30:28 PM
Que?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:31:04 PM
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:

Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it.  redface:
point:

Do we take it, from his mocking gesture, that the defendant wishes to change his plea to an admission of Beigeness?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:32:14 PM
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:

Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it.  redface:
point:

Do we take it, from his mocking gesture, that the defendant wishes to change his plea to an admission of Beigeness?

He's been well and truly caught!!!

I'm almost expecting "LL" to come and back him up!  ::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:33:41 PM
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:

Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it.  redface:
point:

Do we take it, from his mocking gesture, that the defendant wishes to change his plea to an admission of Beigeness?
Is this an offer of a plea bargain?  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 04, 2007, 04:34:33 PM
Think Lingfield is in Surrey, twas when I were a lad anyway.

Fished the Basingstoke at Odiham, never caught any choppers though, don't think they come out on a Sunday.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2007, 04:37:20 PM
LINFIELD!!! N.I.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linfield_F.C.

Not LinDfield in West Sussex! Damn you Beagle, are your puirposely trying to wind me up!!!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:37:48 PM
Que?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:38:48 PM
LINFIELD!!! N.I.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linfield_F.C.

Not LinDfield in West Sussex! Damn you Beagle, are your puirposely trying to wind me up!!!
I ‘spec he is having a problem with your Scottish accent…   whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:39:07 PM
Think Lingfield is in Surrey, twas when I were a lad anyway.

Fished the Basingstoke at Odiham, never caught any choppers though, don't think they come out on a Sunday.

I confess that I get confused with the ever changing borders down there. Every time we get a new government someone moves a town or two ... or so it seems.
Yes I used to fish the canal as a boy. Shame they had to go and "Renovate" it.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:41:29 PM
LINFIELD!!! N.I.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linfield_F.C.

Not LinDfield in West Sussex! Damn you Beagle, are your puirposely trying to wind me up!!!

Moi?  whistle:

Actually it does say Linfield, Sussex on her census returns .... I just double checked. Of course back in 1851 people perhaps didn't spell the way we do now.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:42:57 PM
I really have no idea what is going on here now.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:43:45 PM
I really have no idea what is going on here now.
I wish it was a thread about adult calendars...  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:44:06 PM
I never did know what this was about.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:44:26 PM
I never did.

Have an adult calender?  eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:44:55 PM
I never did.

Have an adult calender?  eeek:
he did...
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 05:12:29 PM
Que?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 05:34:14 PM
 eeek:  noooo:  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 06:08:04 PM
LINFIELD!!! N.I.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linfield_F.C.

Not LinDfield in West Sussex! Damn you Beagle, are your puirposely trying to wind me up!!!

Ahem ~ Old spelling of Lindfield in Sussex is now confirmed as Linfield.
I offer the following documentary evidence ~ more can be provided if required

http://tinyurl.com/3c2xy3

Bloody Paddies think they invented the fvcking country just 'cos they built the roads.   ;)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 06:11:34 PM
Think Lingfield is in Surrey, twas when I were a lad anyway.

Fished the Basingstoke at Odiham, never caught any choppers though, don't think they come out on a Sunday.

Indeed Surrey has it for Lingfield but only by a few hundred yards.
From the Lingfield Council Website.

Quote
Lying in the extreme south eastern corner of Surrey is the ancient parish of Lingfield known to be in existence at the time of the Domesday book, but for some reason not mentioned in it.  A will made around 960 during the reign of King Edgar refers to certain lands in Lingfield and the advowson (patronage) of the church as part of a gift to the Abbey of Hyde, near Winchester.

It is from the 14th and 15th centuries that more detailed records of the parish really appeared as the great Wealden forest was being developed for agriculture and the iron industry, the latter just over the border in Sussex.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 06:19:33 PM
I really have no idea what is going on here now.
I wish it was a thread about adult calendars...  whistle:

Your wish is my command oh majestic one

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Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
 sick2: surrender: surrender:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 05:44:54 AM
 sick2:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:44:54 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 08:47:08 AM
Cameras... fisheye lens...  rubschin:

Snoopy is Kent Taylor!  point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 10:06:18 AM
I thought you (a) wanted an Adult Calendar and (b) liked Baldies ~ I am most upset that my gift has been so mocked. sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 10:08:38 AM
I thought you (a) wanted an Adult Calendar and (b) liked Baldies ~ I am most upset that my gift has been so mocked. sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2007, 10:16:20 AM
I thought you (a) wanted an Adult Calendar and (b) liked Baldies ~ I am most upset that my gift has been so mocked. sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
I would have thought a beige-skinned slaphead would have been just the job for him.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 01:52:23 PM
To get back on topic.


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The Enchanted Forest in all it's blurry splendour.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 01:53:12 PM
 sick2:

And it's not on topic!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 01:53:33 PM
To get back on topic.


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The Enchanted Forest in all it's blurry splendour.

Beige...  ::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 01:55:12 PM
Magnolia according to the estate agents I rent from.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 01:56:17 PM
To get back on topic.


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The Enchanted Forest in all it's blurry splendour.


Is the larger tree falling to one side or do you have one leg shorter than the other?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 05, 2007, 01:56:43 PM
To get back on topic.


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The Enchanted Forest in all it's blurry splendour.


Where's the fairy?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 01:57:09 PM
He's at work
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 05, 2007, 01:59:05 PM
He's at work

Not disappeared then?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 02:03:28 PM
He's at work
drumroll:
Feeling better then?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 02:04:38 PM
 evil:


Not much. Had to do scheduled telephone call with someone and had to run off and barf halfway through it
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2007, 02:18:37 PM
To get back on topic.


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The Enchanted Forest in all it's blurry splendour.


It looks enchanting my dear, very homely.  happ096

I can't help notice that you can't afford curtains. Should we have a whip-round for you?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 02:20:28 PM
I have curtains I just don't like them drawn.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 02:22:06 PM
I have curtains I just don't like them drawn.
No doubt the neighbours approve too…  eyes:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 02:22:52 PM
I have curtains I just don't like them drawn.

There is a name for that ................ errrrrrrrrrrrr ............... hang on ~ it's on the tip of my tongue .................................................
.................................................
.... Ah yes! ~~~~~~ Exhibitionist. 
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 02:24:08 PM
When we moved in here I was doing some painting one day. Sicne I make such a terrible mess I decided to do it naked. It had not occurred to me that the big windows gave passers by a very good view. redface:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 02:24:56 PM
The neighbours can't see in! I'm not that bad!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 02:25:35 PM
The neighbours can't see in! I'm not that bad!
One-way glass then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 02:26:45 PM
The neighbours can't see in! I'm not that bad!
One-way glass then?  rubschin:

No. It's hard to explain. You can't see into our lounge from the road at the side or the houses. Mainly due to hedge and the shed.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 02:27:33 PM
The neighbours can't see in! I'm not that bad!
One-way glass then?  rubschin:

No. It's hard to explain. You can't see into our lounge from the road at the side or the houses. Mainly due to hedge and the shed.
Of course...  ::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 02:29:08 PM
When we moved in here I was doing some painting one day. Sicne I make such a terrible mess I decided to do it naked. It had not occurred to me that the big windows gave passers by a very good view. redface:

I recall that when we first started living together and bought a flat Mrs S (the current one) decided, in my absence, to stiple the bathroom ceiling. She too thought it better to do the job in the buff and then simply shower the mess off afterward.
I came home halfway through the job which didn't get finished until the next day  redface:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 05, 2007, 02:30:13 PM
The neighbours can't see in! I'm not that bad!
One-way glass then?  rubschin:

No. It's hard to explain. You can't see into our lounge from the road at the side or the houses. Mainly due to hedge and the shed.

But if you climb that lamppost..........
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 02:30:32 PM
Or use a mirror on a stick!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 02:31:07 PM
Or stand on the shed...
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 02:37:14 PM
Why would someone do that?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 02:37:23 PM
But don't worry ~ we wont tell anyone else about that mole  ;)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 02:45:45 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2007, 02:52:19 PM
But don't worry ~ we wont tell anyone else about that mole  ;)
Or the interesting tattoo.

Did Mother Theresa ever really say that?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 02:57:56 PM
So legend says.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 05, 2007, 03:01:34 PM
Anyway here's one I made earlier - nicely themed I think.


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Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 03:03:15 PM
Anyway here's one I made earlier - nicely themed I think.


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Nice one  happy088
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 05, 2007, 03:27:57 PM
Where's the Young's Yoda?! I'm sure you could have Photo Shopped that in too, for authenticity!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 03:34:01 PM
Why would someone do that?
Poor innocent child…  noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Mr Happy on December 05, 2007, 08:27:05 PM
We are waiting, we are waiting, for christmas pictures, to arrive.

 whistle:

(Sung to Rod Stewarts, Sailing.)

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever

mention that fuckwits name in my presence. Please.

Which of Wenchy's Rod Stewarts do you dislike?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 01:56:05 PM
Ok Wench, after a few calendars, we came up with this.


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Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 01:57:00 PM
Nice  happy088
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 01:57:24 PM
Excellent

WTFIGO
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 01:58:08 PM
Ok Wench, after a few calendars, we came up with this.


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Can't fool me! That's American! Nowhere in the UK has houses like that.  sad24:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 01:59:31 PM
Ok Wench, after a few calendars, we came up with this.


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Can't fool me! That's American! Nowhere in the UK has houses like that.  sad24:

Have you ever been to BedZed?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:01:43 PM
Could be Dutch.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:02:15 PM
Ok Wench, after a few calendars, we came up with this.


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Can't fool me! That's American! Nowhere in the UK has houses like that.  sad24:

Have you ever been to BedZed?

There is a town called BedZed?  eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:03:41 PM
http://www.peabody.org.uk/pages/GetPage.aspx?id=179
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:05:57 PM
 point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:07:21 PM
Oh that place!! It's near Hackbridge station I used to pass it everyday.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:09:03 PM
The deafening sound of pennies dropping  noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:09:25 PM
Ok Wench, after a few calendars, we came up with this.


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Can't fool me! That's American! Nowhere in the UK has houses like that.  sad24:

Have you ever been to BedZed?

There is a town called BedZed?  eeek:

BedZEd - Beddington Zero Energy Development - just around the corner from Hackbridge, world famous!


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Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:10:06 PM
The deafening sound of pennies dropping  noooo:

<Ping, pong, drip, drop, ting, ping. >

They hurt when they fall on your head you know.

Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:10:52 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:11:01 PM
Oh that place!! It's near Hackbridge station I used to pass it everyday.

Yes, grass growing on the roof, all the water recycled etc. Coachloads of tourists, especially Japanese ones.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:12:10 PM
Really? I just remember the brightly coloured cloud like things floating abov them
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:13:34 PM
Really? I just remember the brightly coloured cloud like things floating abov them

 point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:15:24 PM
They are there!!!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:18:30 PM
They are there!!!

I know. I go past them every day.
They are for wind power - zero energy etc.

It certainly caught theye of my northern relatives when they visited - they decided that I was living in a very strange part of the world.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:20:39 PM
They are there!!!

I know. I go past them every day.
They are for wind power - zero energy etc.

It certainly caught theye of my northern relatives when they visited - they decided that I was living in a very strange part of the world.

Errrm ~  rubschin: ~ they may have a point.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:21:12 PM
It is.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:23:06 PM
They are there!!!

I know. I go past them every day.
They are for wind power - zero energy etc.

It certainly caught theye of my northern relatives when they visited - they decided that I was living in a very strange part of the world.


Errrm ~  rubschin: ~ they may have a point.
No, they are all northern nancies (well the males anyway) who can't handle good old southern beer - all have hangovers the next day.

Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:23:37 PM
It is.
What means this?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:24:04 PM
It is.
What means this?

Can't rememember.  redface:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:32:29 PM
It is.
What means this?

Can't rememember.  redface:

Oops. Not good.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:33:58 PM
It is.
What means this?

Can't rememember.  redface:

Oops. Not good.
 

Told you ~ As a :
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Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:34:55 PM
Yup!

She will be copying her arse next. Assuming the machine is robust enough
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:36:12 PM
She claims they don't have a copier  point: As if we'd believe that one  ::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:37:27 PM
She claims they don't have a copier  point: As if we'd believe that one  ::)
Sombody prolly broke it by sitting their fat hairy arse on it...  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:37:34 PM
She claims they don't have a copier  point: As if we'd believe that one  ::)

A Scan or a photo then?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:37:41 PM
We don't! We have a scanner but that is of the feed in sort not the rest your bum on it sort.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:38:32 PM
We don't! We have a scanner but that is of the feed in sort not the rest your bum on it sort.

Push your boobs through it sort?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:38:52 PM
Won't fit.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:39:33 PM
We don't! We have a scanner but that is of the feed in sort not the rest your bum on it sort.

Sheetfed - careful how you say it.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:39:54 PM
Just post some of those pics that Mr Wench took the other weekend then ~ you know the ones that were a special treat for his birthday.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:40:01 PM
Won't fit.
Tried it then?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:40:23 PM
Won't be trying to say that word!!

NO PICS!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:41:31 PM
Won't fit.

 eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:42:07 PM
Wouldn't fit. Meant to say wouldn't!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:42:30 PM
Just post some of those pics that Mr Wench took the other weekend then ~ you know the ones that were a special treat for his birthday.

What, Welsh slagheaps?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:42:43 PM
Won't be trying to say that word!!

NO PICS!

Are you trying to say they don't exist or that you won't share them with us?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:42:51 PM
 point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:44:23 PM
point:

An eloquent answer I feel ..... so they do exist ~ you're just shy.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:44:40 PM
Wouldn't fit. Meant to say wouldn't!
That means you tried in the past
'Won't fit' means you are trying right now.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:45:23 PM
58DD as I said earlier.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:45:35 PM
No I mean they wouldn't fit EVEN if I had tried which I HAVEN'T!!!

Pics don't exist! point:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:46:47 PM
No I mean they wouldn't fit EVEN if I had tried which I HAVEN'T!!!

Pics don't exist! point:

 rubschin: Oh come off it ~ everyone takes pics of their woman in a state of undress.  ::)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:47:13 PM
Do we?  sick2:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:47:41 PM
Do we?  sick2:
redface:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:47:58 PM
No I mean they wouldn't fit EVEN if I had tried which I HAVEN'T!!!

Pics don't exist! point:

 rubschin: Oh come off it ~ everyone takes pics of their woman in a state of undress.  ::)

Not that I am aware of!  eeek:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:48:07 PM
Post evidence! BARMAN
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:48:30 PM
Do we?  sick2:

Yeah OK maybe back in the days of Polaroid but we all did it. (P'raps not always the wife mind  ;) )
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:49:18 PM
I have some somewhere!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:49:38 PM
Post evidence! BARMAN
No way!  noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:50:05 PM
Too scarey, eh.?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:50:36 PM
Post evidence! BARMAN
No way!  noooo:
The fish-eye lense was wasted. noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:50:53 PM
I have some somewhere!

We will discuss this a later date in a more private location I think. 8)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:50:58 PM
In these days of the internet and the transient relationship it would be a very foolish person that allowed such a thing to take place.  noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:51:25 PM
Too scarey, eh.?

He wants to live I expect.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:51:44 PM
I have some somewhere!

We will discuss this a later date in a more private location I think. 8)
In the boy's area...  cool14:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:52:37 PM
I have some somewhere!

We will discuss this a later date in a more private location I think. 8)
In the boy's area...  cool14:

You do that.

<stalks off nose in air>

You all tell your little secrets.  sad24:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:54:04 PM
I have some somewhere!

We will discuss this a later date in a more private location I think. 8)
In the boy's area...  cool14:

You do that.

<stalks off nose in air>

You all tell your little secrets.  sad24:

You can come too ~ s'long as you bring the piccies of you in the buff.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:55:01 PM
 noooo:

A bad day!
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:56:55 PM
 happy100

Do you need to share?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:57:40 PM
NO

School run now, then piano

OK?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 03:01:29 PM
Me too ~ on the school run ~ then Carol concert this evening (Mrs S attends ~ I do not) which means baby sitting duties. Warm Chicken Salad with potato salad etc tonight. I must away and collect a boy from school and then get to the kitchen. See y'all later.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:48:35 PM
I am trying to cook some lamb with goat's cheese. It's making me feel  sick2:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 06:49:46 PM
Given the current state of your digestive system that is a little over ambitious perhaps? Chicken Soup is what you need.
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:53:07 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Sour Puss on December 06, 2007, 08:51:14 PM
I really have no idea what is going on here now.
I wish it was a thread about adult calendars...  whistle:

Would you like to see the 2008 Hooters Calendar? It is hot off the press  .. ;)


http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm (http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm)
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 08:52:10 PM
Shame on you!

Yes. I did click! redface:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 08:53:32 PM
Tsk. Only half on topic ~ where's the advent bit?
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2007, 09:44:44 AM
I really have no idea what is going on here now.
I wish it was a thread about adult calendars...  whistle:

Would you like to see the 2008 Hooters Calendar? It is hot off the press  .. ;)


http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm (http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm)
Bugger!  cussing:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2007, 10:27:24 AM
I really have no idea what is going on here now.
I wish it was a thread about adult calendars...  whistle:

Would you like to see the 2008 Hooters Calendar? It is hot off the press  .. ;)


http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm (http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm)
Bugger!  cussing:
You really are gullible at times.  noooo:

How are my magic beans growing? Just pop another cheque to me and I will send some more.  whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2007, 10:29:45 AM
I really have no idea what is going on here now.
I wish it was a thread about adult calendars...  whistle:

Would you like to see the 2008 Hooters Calendar? It is hot off the press  .. ;)


http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm (http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/2008HootersCalendar.htm)
Bugger!  cussing:
You really are gullible at times.  noooo:

How are my magic beans growing? Just pop another cheque to me and I will send some more.  whistle:
I’ve been watering them every day like you said but still no sign of the beer plants sprouting…  noooo:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Sour Puss on December 10, 2007, 11:51:52 PM

Bugger!  cussing:

Did you think it was this one....   http://www.hooterscalendar.com/    whistle:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2007, 07:40:25 AM
That's the one...  cloud9:
Title: Re: "Advent" Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 09:51:51 AM
Tsk! Dirty BM  noooo: