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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 10:57:03 AM
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What are the best razors?
If you've used one then do you find the other variety strange to use?
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What are you shaving with it? eeek:
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Not for me. Banghead
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I am glad we cleared that up. As for your question - not a clue.
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Handy for castration too by the look of it. eeek:
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Foil...
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Baldy! point:
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Baldy! point:
::)
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Foil...
Why?
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Because!! spider:
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Foil...
Why?
I've always used one... Braun... whistle:
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Foil...
Why?
I've always used one... Braun... whistle:
So if someone were to purchase you a new one you would prefer to stick with the foil variety rather than switch to a rotary thingy?
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Has Mr Wench started shaving then?
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Foil...
Why?
I've always used one... Braun... whistle:
So if someone were to purchase you a new one you would prefer to stick with the foil variety rather than switch to a rotary thingy?
My father always used a rotary... Philips... gave him hiccoughs when he used it… noooo:
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They can have side effects like that, it's true noooo:
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Has Mr Wench started shaving then?
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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::)
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My father always used a rotary... Philips... gave him hiccoughs when he used it…
Probably nerves, in case Liz found out he was using hubby's present.
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Most droll!
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Can't get on with electric razors ~ always wet shave.
People only buy electric razors for other people when they have run out of ideas.
I have never yet met a man who has bought one for himself.
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So what nice surprise should Mr Wench get for Christmas then?
Mothercare account?
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Can't get on with electric razors ~ always wet shave.
People only buy electric razors for other people when they have run out of ideas.
I have never yet met a man who has bought one for himself.
Proper blokes wet shave. happy088
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Can't get on with electric razors ~ always wet shave.
People only buy electric razors for other people when they have run out of ideas.
I have never yet met a man who has bought one for himself.
redface:
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My father always used a rotary... Philips... gave him hiccoughs when he used it…
Probably nerves, in case Liz found out he was using hubby's present.
drumroll:
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Can't get on with electric razors ~ always wet shave.
People only buy electric razors for other people when they have run out of ideas.
I have never yet met a man who has bought one for himself.
Mr Wench and Brother Wench requested them for Christmas a couple of years ago. Wet shaving was not doing their skin any favours.
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And it has taken 2 years for you to get around to it! They must look like crash victims by now. noooo:
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And it has taken 2 years for you to get around to it! They must look like crash victims by now. noooo:
No this is round two.
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I see
I don't actually
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http://www.shaveeverywhere.co.uk/
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sick2:
Perfect gift for the whole Wench family
sick2:
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http://www.shaveeverywhere.co.uk/
eeek:
That was made in Dutch and the English dubbed .... but apart from that wot's your problem? ~ I have one of those and it does all the man says. Mrs Snoopy bought it for me after an unfortunate incident with a Bic disposable razor. whistle:
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Explain!
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Mrs S prefers my nether regions to be neat. Shaving the old Meat and two with a Bic Disposable is not a good plan ~ blood everywhere. So she bought me the Phillips Body Shaver. Mrs S prefers a smooth man whereas we know that Wenchy prefers "an hairy man".
For fuller explanation Mrs S discovered the joys of shaven whithers on her man when they shaved me in hospital prior to an angiogram many years ago. An angiogram is where they insert a catheter into the main artery in your groin and push it through to the heart to enable them to take pictures inside to see what is blocked etc. For this procedure one obviously has to have all groin hair removed.
Mrs S dislikes hairy armpits as well so they also get the treatment. OK?
Wenchy, assuming she has reached the Mulled Wine stage, will now suffer a brain overload. eveilgrin:
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Quite so. Me too. And that Ms Rantzen has much to answer for. eveilgrin:
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The Phillips Body Shaver also comes with an attachment that enables beard trimming to give that grizzled three days growth look that is so fashionable ~ you must know what I mean and it is also handy to keep the Zapata neat.
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Quite so. Me too. And that Ms Rantzen has much to answer for. eveilgrin:
Which bits do you suppose she shaves then?
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I like to tidy-up down there too... not a great idea to spray after-shave, um after tho... noooo:
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Nivea for men ~ After shave Lotion. ;)
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The Phillips Body Shaver also comes with an attachment that enables beard trimming to give that grizzled three days growth look that is so fashionable ~ you must know what I mean and it is also handy to keep the Zapata neat.
eveilgrin:
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surrender:
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Wenchy has gone very quiet ~ do you suppose her mind is full of the vision of us lot with shaven bollox
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surrender:
She is thinking of her bikini
sick2:
I assume it contains whalebone
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eeek:
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Wenchy has gone very quiet ~ do you suppose her mind is full of the vision of us lot with shaven bollox
I 'spec she is face-down in the punch bowl by now... whistle:
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It does. I spose it creaks!
The bikini I meant!
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Wenchy has gone very quiet ~ do you suppose her mind is full of the vision of us lot with shaven bollox
I 'spec she is face-down in the punch bowl by now... whistle:
Wonder if she has bared her bum and sat on the photocopier yet?
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Wenchy has gone very quiet ~ do you suppose her mind is full of the vision of us lot with shaven bollox
I 'spec she is face-down in the punch bowl by now... whistle:
Hic. confused:
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sick2:
SOON
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Wenchy has gone very quiet ~ do you suppose her mind is full of the vision of us lot with shaven bollox
I 'spec she is face-down in the punch bowl by now... whistle:
Wonder if she has bared her bum and sat on the photocopier yet?
Her hairy bum?
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I don't have a hairy bum!
And we don't have a photocopy!
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Tomorrow
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I don't have a hairy bum!
And we don't have a photocopy!
Ah... I see... did you buy the rotary or foil then? rubschin:
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Flymo
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What does that have to do with my peachy bottom?
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Before and after?
Photographic evidence also welcome
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eeek:
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eeek:
Have another cup of the mulled wine dear ~ you may come to see it as a good idea.
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I doubt it!
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I doubt it!
You'd be surprised!
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Dout it.
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Dout it.
I see you've got your spell checker p*ssed as well.
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Theres a spel checker? eeek:
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What does that have to do with my peachy bottom?
Aren't peaches dimpled with a thin fur?
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What does that have to do with my peachy bottom?
Aren't peaches dimpled with a thin fur?
Sort of yellow as well. rubschin:
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No fur. No dimples. Mole.
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No fur. No dimples. Mole.
Just remember I didn't tell them where the mole was ~ only that you had one.
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sick2:
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No fur. No dimples. Mole.
Just remember I didn't tell them where the mole was ~ only that you had one.
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Humps all over the garden. whistle:
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sick2:
Moleophia can be debilitating.
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sick2:
Moleophia can be debilitating.
As indeed can humping all over the garden.
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sick2:
Moleophia can be debilitating.
As indeed can humping all over the garden.
I wouldn't know.
<nose in air>