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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 12:39:18 PM
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What should it be called?
A poll is too difficult. Just names will do.
Girl: Kylie
Boy: Kieran
sick2:
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What if it's twins or truplets etc?
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Kylie, Kaylee and Kyle
Obviously!
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Wench, Winch and Wunch.
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Wenchette
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1,2 and 3
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Taffetta
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Tat, tatta and tatty?
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Gazza!
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I hate to worry you Nick but Wenchy has been in and out of the Snug without making a single comment....
Donations for the Nick memorial fund are now being accepted.. whistle:
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Following the fashionable(?) trend I suppose it might have to be Micra. ;)
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Following the fashionable(?) trend I suppose it might have to be Micra. ;)
Would that mean if its a girl they call her Kia? whistle:
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When t'lass is back on her feet and returned to "fighting weight" I rather think we are all in the sh*t scared2:
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yOU ARE!
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What happened to the "We're all in this together lads" routine then ~ Heh?
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What happened to the "We're all in this together lads" routine then ~ Heh?
point:
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Speaking for myself, I think you were all very cruel to pick on the girl, when she was feeling poorly, and putting all kinds of scandalous implications about her on the forum. evil:
I am sure she will give you all a piece of her mind when she joins us today.
As soon as she has finished the morning sickness routine.
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Meanies the lot of you!!!!! cussing:
As if I would choose anything like those names! eeek:
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Meanies the lot of you!!!!! cussing:
As if I would choose anything like those names! eeek:
Go on then, give us a selection of acceptable names.
Bronwyn.
Gareth.
Daisy
Quentin
etc....
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Nope, deffo not, nope, nope.
If you think I'm giving you a short list so you can pick it apart you are very much mistaken!
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Nope, deffo not, nope, nope.
If you think I'm giving you a short list so you can pick it apart you are very much mistaken!
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About time too!
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Nope, deffo not, nope, nope.
You copying the celebrity trend of giving your kids odd names then Wenchy? whistle:
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Nope, deffo not, nope, nope.
You copying the celebrity trend of giving your kids odd names then Wenchy? whistle:
Marginally better that Dopey, Sneezy, Grumpy, Doc, etc
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Marginally better that Dopey, Sneezy, Grumpy, Doc, etc
Nah, couldnt see Wenchy naming them after the admin here Snoops eveilgrin:
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eeek: cussing:
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Let's get back to serious business.#
MIranda
Rex
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No and No.
Names have to be at least two syllables due to Mr Wench having a solitary syllable surname. Middle names are necessary too.
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Middle names:
Georgia
Cameron
I feel we are making progress.
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Middle names:
Georgia
Cameron
I feel we are making progress.
The serious progress is the implicit suggestion that one is on the way.
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wench. cloud9:
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She hasn't contested it and is thinking of names. She also carries knitting around with her.
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No and No.
Names have to be at least two syllables due to Mr Wench having a solitary syllable surname. Middle names are necessary too.
Archibald Fergus Wench
Whilomena Catherine Wench
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I have a friend whose middle name is Winifred (she is a girl). Not sure it suits her though. noooo:
Mrs Nick's middle name is that of a famous virgin. But then she is Catholic scared2:
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No and No.
Names have to be at least two syllables due to Mr Wench having a solitary syllable surname. Middle names are necessary too.
Archibald Fergus Wench
Whilomena Catherine Wench
Darius Armstrong Wench
Annabel Delicia Wench
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They both sound rude!
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I have a friend whose middle name is Winifred (she is a girl). Not sure it suits her though. noooo:
Mrs Nick's middle name is that of a famous virgin. But then she is Catholic scared2:
Her middle name is Branson?
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This eludes me for the moment rubschin:
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This eludes me for the moment rubschin:
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Stop the tablets right away. ::)
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Honestly chaps I'm not.
Names have been thought of though for when/if the blessed event occurs.
I carry knitting round with me because it stops me smoking.
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This eludes me for the moment rubschin:
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Stop the tablets right away. ::)
Ah I see! redface:
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Honestly chaps I'm not.
Names have been thought of though for when/if the blessed event occurs.
I carry knitting round with me because it stops me smoking.
I see.
the blessed event
They are "trying" then. Always thought that one dodgy. I spent years trying. Fortunately she was on the Pill. Fun though!
How? Oh I see. Keeps your hands busy. What are you knitting? An enormous sock?
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With the "blessed event" I was actually being sarcastic.
Knitting, at the moment yes it is a giant sock. A stocking in fact one could say.
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Only one?
A lovely gift for Mrs McCartney?
How thoughtful!
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Christmas stocking. To put presents in.
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Like a new leg?
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Yes, like a new leg. ::)
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So that is Mr Wench sorted then. Everyone else gets tokens. Or shaving equipment
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What are you buying Mrs Nick?
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A lawnmower.
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No and No.
Names have to be at least two syllables due to Mr Wench having a solitary syllable surname. Middle names are necessary too.
. . . and I seem to recall we were informed that Mr Wench hailed from the principality. Thus, cleverly putting 2 and 2 together, one assumes that his (and your) surname must be Jones (look you isn't it).
I claim my fiver forthwith.
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1) No it isn't.
2) We aren't married. His surname being one of the reasons. redface:
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Probably Ogg then.
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How did you guess!?!?!
See Wenchy Ogg isn't great is it?
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How about Oggywench? whistle:
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I don't think it sounds as good as Wenchy Holly Oggy
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1) No it isn't.
2) We aren't married. His surname being one of the reasons. redface:
In that case, you shouldn't be referring to him as Mr Wench seeing as how you are Bar Wench - he must, by your own statement, have a differing surnname and thus cannot be any sort of Wench. Real name must, therefore, be either Lloyd or Price since just about all the others have more than one syllabubble!
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I could refer to him as my beloved fiance?
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I could refer to him as my beloved fiance?
Why not The BoyFriend - or BF for short ;)
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I could refer to him as my beloved fiance?
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Wot's so funny? eeek:
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Nothing. obviously. Nothing, of course
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Didn't think so. evil:
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Wot's so funny? eeek:
Careful Wenchy, questions like that could show you how Nicks mind works scared2:
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On the subject of Welsh surnames, I always liked Ogmore-Pritchard, but I accept it is more than one syllable.
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Are we in Dylan Thomas territory here?
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Are we in Dylan Thomas territory here?
Under it would be more accurate.
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ok. cry:
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Myfanwy Price was always my favourite though I did, once upon a time, quite fancy Rosie Probert.
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BIG GIRL!