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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on November 27, 2007, 11:00:50 AM
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This odd gent wants to put the Welsh Dragon somewhere in the Union Flag.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7114248.stm
Surely an invalid carriage would be a more apt symbol of the boyos whistle:
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This odd gent wants to put the Welsh Dragon somewhere in the Union Flag.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7114248.stm
Surely an invalid carriage would be a more apt symbol of the boyos whistle:
Dragon along the ground more like it.
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I thought they wanted independence and to talk their own language, etc. ::)
Tell them to piss off and stop wasting parliamentary time. Banghead
Then stone them. point:
Wankers!
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stone them, are they witches too?
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stone them, are they witches too?
Obviously! ::)
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stone them, are they witches too?
Just because BM is stoned he thinks everyone else should be.
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Would somebody explain to the w@nker who wrote that report for the BBC that the "Jack" is the fvcking nickname of the bowsprit of a ship from which the national colours are traditionally flown. It is the Union Flag. evil:
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Medication, Medication, Medication.
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Medication, Medication, Medication.
redface: redface: redface:
How did you guess?
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Me too!
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Got any spare surrender:
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NO
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Valium 2mg tablets ~ my GP hands them out like Smarties . Currently I have some 450 of them! eeek:
Popped back to say I am supposed to take one or two tabs up to three times a day ~ as required ... which seems a pretty elastic definition of a thought out prescription for an addictive anti depressant. Also he has added them to the repeat prescription for the heart pills etc so every month when I renew those I get another 168 valium.
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Valium 2mg tablets ~ my GP hands them out like Smarties . Currently I have some 450 of them! eeek:
Popped back to say I am supposed to take one or two tabs up to three times a day ~ as required ... which seems a pretty elastic definition of a thought out prescription for an addictive anti depressant. Also he has added them to the repeat prescription for the heart pills etc so every month when I renew those I get another 168 valium.
And free low energy light bulbs!
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Yup!
Who said Shine a light Oh Lord?
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Yup!
Who said Shine a light Oh Lord?
rubschin: not me... noooo:
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Yup!
Who said Shine a light Oh Lord?
rubschin: not me... noooo:
Ignore me ~ I'm as high as a kite. Still feeling shite but I don't much care anymore .... off to pick up last kid now ... from choir practice ::)
If I get busted driving ................ ah wot the f*ck!
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Yup!
Who said Shine a light Oh Lord?
rubschin: not me... noooo:
Ignore me ~ I'm as high as a kite. Still feeling shite but I don't much care anymore .... off to pick up last kid now ... from choir practice ::)
If I get busted driving ................ ah wot the f*ck!
Put a few light bulbs in your wallet - just in case. ;)
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Wales is already represented - it is officially part of the kingdom of England.
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Wales is already represented - it is officially part of the kingdom of England.
And even if it wasn't... who cares? shrugs:
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"Not I" quoth the
raven Beagle
Well there has been Murder Most Foul in Prestatyn and the Bill are everywhere. God knows where they have borrowed them from 'cos I'm bloody sure they can't all be from the local force ~ anyway they weren't in the least interested in a grey haired old tosser driving (erratically perhaps) a Citroen Picasso with three children aboard.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_east/7114921.stm
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Yup!
Who said Shine a light Oh Lord?
rubschin: not me... noooo:
Ignore me ~ I'm as high as a kite. Still feeling shite but I don't much care anymore .... off to pick up last kid now ... from choir practice ::)
If I get busted driving ................ ah wot the f*ck!
Ummm did you take my advice? eeek:
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Mr Beelzebub's wise words on our sheep loving neighbours:-
"OF COURSE, if we really want to talk about wasted money, how about the £7.5 billion a year paid out in incapacity benefits for such debilitating illnesses as “tiredness”, gout and acne?
I realise that it’s a convenient way for the government to keep the underclasses off the unemployment register, and seeing as they’ve no intention of ever working anyway that’s probably a justifiable step, but do they have to be quite so blatant in their bare-faced bribery?
The Department of Work and Pensions has a checklist of 480 possible complaints that people of working age have used to receive incapacity benefit, including almost 2,000 claimants recorded as suffering from obesity ( pocketing £4.4 million), another 1,100 with sleep disorders, and 50 with the skin disorder acne. So that’s fat, lazy and spotty – remind you of anyone? The average teenager, perhaps?
And guess where the most incapacity claimants in Britain are located? Wales, that’s where. The land of leeks, song and sick notes. And almost one in five of the nation’s slackers seems to be living in or near Merthyr Tydfil, where the principal industry appears to be swinging the lead.
A plan to twin the town with Liverpool can’t be far away."
Full weekly article - http://www.barrybeelzebub.co.uk/
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Yup!
Who said Shine a light Oh Lord?
rubschin: not me... noooo:
Ignore me ~ I'm as high as a kite. Still feeling shite but I don't much care anymore .... off to pick up last kid now ... from choir practice ::)
If I get busted driving ................ ah wot the f*ck!
Ummm did you take my advice? eeek:
Just valium ~ honest.
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I've had a sneak preview of the new flag.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fgraphics%2F2007%2F11%2F27%2Fflags%2Fflags05.gif&hash=bb74a352a9e23b52e6ea0b7be7aaca2e5d17711d)
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I've had a sneak preview of the new flag.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fgraphics%2F2007%2F11%2F27%2Fflags%2Fflags05.gif&hash=bb74a352a9e23b52e6ea0b7be7aaca2e5d17711d)
Very novel.
A Dragon with an arse at both ends.
You could get through a lot of duvets with that.
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I thought they wanted independence and to talk their own language, etc. ::)
Tell them to piss off and stop wasting parliamentary time. Banghead
Then stone them. point:
Wankers!
evil: Oi! I am here you know... evil:
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I thought they wanted independence and to talk their own language, etc. ::)
Tell them to piss off and stop wasting parliamentary time. Banghead
Then stone them. point:
Wankers!
Some do ~ so much so that they have had to reinvent a dead language and "Welshyfied" any number of words to make it work.
Independence? Don't make me laugh ~ last year they wanted to make Liverpool the capital of North Wales and declare independence from South Wales.
The only reason that anyone at Westminster listens to them is because they, like the Scots, return so many Labour MPs. Take them all out of the equation and the Labour Party has no majority.