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Title: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 10:44:53 AM
Why do USB plugs never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, (recurring) fit the socket when you try and push them in?  Banghead

Then you turn them over ‘cos they must be upside down and they still don’t fit so you turn them back up the way they were originally then they fit!  cussing:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 11:05:46 AM
Why do USB plugs never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, (recurring) fit the socket when you try and push them in?  Banghead

Then you turn them over ‘cos they must be upside down and they still don’t fit so you turn them back up the way they were originally then they fit!  cussing:


When I was a young man, the name for people like you was "Cack-handed".

There is no doubt a more modern and offensive term available for people who break keys in locks, round-off heads on bolts and jam zippers.
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:06:50 AM
Why do USB plugs never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, (recurring) fit the socket when you try and push them in?  Banghead

Then you turn them over ‘cos they must be upside down and they still don’t fit so you turn them back up the way they were originally then they fit!  cussing:


When I was a young man, the name for people like you was "Cack-handed".

There is no doubt a more modern and offensive term available for people who break keys in locks, round-off heads on bolts and jam zippers.
I am not cack handed!  Banghead

It's just a wanky design!  cussing:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 11:07:07 AM
Why do USB plugs never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, (recurring) fit the socket when you try and push them in?  Banghead

Then you turn them over ‘cos they must be upside down and they still don’t fit so you turn them back up the way they were originally then they fit!  cussing:


Happens to me too! Why is that?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:07:39 AM
Why do USB plugs never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, (recurring) fit the socket when you try and push them in?  Banghead

Then you turn them over ‘cos they must be upside down and they still don’t fit so you turn them back up the way they were originally then they fit!  cussing:


Happens to me too! Why is that?
It's just a wanky design!  cussing:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 11:08:19 AM
Why do USB plugs never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, (recurring) fit the socket when you try and push them in?  Banghead

Then you turn them over ‘cos they must be upside down and they still don’t fit so you turn them back up the way they were originally then they fit!  cussing:


Happens to me too! Why is that?
It's just a wanky design!  cussing:

Yes, yes. Of course. ::)
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:08:59 AM
Why do USB plugs never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, (recurring) fit the socket when you try and push them in?  Banghead

Then you turn them over ‘cos they must be upside down and they still don’t fit so you turn them back up the way they were originally then they fit!  cussing:


Happens to me too! Why is that?
It's just a wanky design!  cussing:

Yes, yes. Of course. ::)
Nick can't do it either!  point:





 rubschin:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 11:09:56 AM
It's a wanky design!
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:10:42 AM
It's a wanky design!
Agreed... the farm boy doesn't know what he is talking about...  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 11:14:04 AM
It's a wanky design!
Agreed... the farm boy doesn't know what he is talking about...  whistle:
It is natural "consumers" like you two that keep the wheels of industry turning.

Those of us who have empathy with machinery and animals just watch and chuckle.  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 11:15:51 AM
How are the turnips?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 11:26:25 AM
How are the turnips?
Splendid.

Easy to plant and pull as well.  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 11:28:23 AM
So I am told! spider:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2007, 11:39:15 AM
By a strange coincidence I have to go out and buy two 3m USB extension cables today; I'm now even more concerned as I don't really do techy  confused:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:40:16 AM
By a strange coincidence I have to go out and buy two 3m USB extension cables today; I'm now even more concerned as I don't really do techy  confused:
Active or passive?  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 11:41:07 AM
Que?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:42:38 AM
Active or passive extension cables... it matters you know...  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2007, 11:43:32 AM
Active or passive extension cables... it matters you know...  whistle:

Bvgger  Banghead

How do I know?  redface:

Male / Female ?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 11:44:46 AM
Ask the youth in the shop?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2007, 11:45:34 AM
I was hoping BM might elucidate...  tunble:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:48:30 AM
Active or passive extension cables... it matters you know...  whistle:

Bvgger  Banghead

How do I know?  redface:

Male / Female ?
If it is an extension lead it must have a male and a female...
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 11:48:51 AM
I was hoping BM might elucidate...  tunble:

If you follow his USB advice, don't forget to buy a hammer and a pair of pliers at the same time.
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2007, 11:51:21 AM
Active or passive extension cables... it matters you know...  whistle:

Bvgger  Banghead

How do I know?  redface:

Male / Female ?
If it is an extension lead it must have a male and a female...

Yes.  eeek:  So, what's the active / passive stuff then?

And hammer and pliers will be at hand DS  spider:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:52:14 AM
I was hoping BM might elucidate...  tunble:

If you follow his USB advice, don't forget to buy a hammer and a pair of pliers at the same time.
It is just wanky okay?  Banghead
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 11:53:04 AM
I preferred it when we had floppies. You knew where you were in those days.
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:53:57 AM
Active or passive extension cables... it matters you know...  whistle:

Bvgger  Banghead

How do I know?  redface:

Male / Female ?
If it is an extension lead it must have a male and a female...

Yes.  eeek:  So, what's the active / passive stuff then?

And hammer and pliers will be at hand DS  spider:
Here...

http://www.solwise.co.uk/networking_sundries.htm

Active is better but more 'spensive...  whistle:

Depending on the device to be connected, passive leads don't work over certain lengths...
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:54:22 AM
I preferred it when we had floppies. You knew where you were in those days.
Ah, the old cold weather problem eh?  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 11:58:11 AM
I preferred it when we had floppies. You knew where you were in those days.

5 1/2 inch of course. whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:58:51 AM
8 inch  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2007, 12:02:08 PM
Why do USB plugs never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, (recurring) fit the socket when you try and push them in?  Banghead

Then you turn them over ‘cos they must be upside down and they still don’t fit so you turn them back up the way they were originally then they fit!  cussing:


Happens to me too! Why is that?
It's just a wanky design!  cussing:

Yes, yes. Of course. ::)
Nick can't do it either!  point:





 rubschin:

Hang on Barman, you are using Captain Calamity as an excuse for your own cack handedness, claiming that it is a design flaw?

Have you been sampling the homebrew before it's ready again?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 12:03:31 PM
8 inch  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.columbia.edu%2Facis%2Fhistory%2F1401%2Ftape.jpg&hash=d5133a75b1a5ffd35983faa0aab7645c028a4f13)
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 12:03:48 PM
Why do USB plugs never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, (recurring) fit the socket when you try and push them in?  Banghead

Then you turn them over ‘cos they must be upside down and they still don’t fit so you turn them back up the way they were originally then they fit!  cussing:


Happens to me too! Why is that?
It's just a wanky design!  cussing:

Yes, yes. Of course. ::)
Nick can't do it either!  point:





 rubschin:

Hang on Barman, you are using Captain Calamity as an excuse for your own cack handedness, claiming that it is a design flaw?

Have you been sampling the homebrew before it's ready again?
Can you do it then?  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 12:05:02 PM
Ask a milkman?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2007, 12:05:43 PM
Why do USB plugs never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, (recurring) fit the socket when you try and push them in?  Banghead

Then you turn them over ‘cos they must be upside down and they still don’t fit so you turn them back up the way they were originally then they fit!  cussing:


Happens to me too! Why is that?
It's just a wanky design!  cussing:

Yes, yes. Of course. ::)
Nick can't do it either!  point:





 rubschin:

Hang on Barman, you are using Captain Calamity as an excuse for your own cack handedness, claiming that it is a design flaw?

Have you been sampling the homebrew before it's ready again?
Can you do it then?  whistle:

Get a USB to work? every time I'm afraid old chap.  whistle:

If you are having problems then get a USB extension cable and run it to the side of your keyboard. This way you should find it easier to work out which way its supposed to be inserted   happy088
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 12:06:16 PM
8 inch  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.columbia.edu%2Facis%2Fhistory%2F1401%2Ftape.jpg&hash=d5133a75b1a5ffd35983faa0aab7645c028a4f13)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.computermuseum.li%2FTestpage%2FPunchCards.jpg&hash=c419fc953cf6e861ccd4da26ff874fdedf34a4de)
 whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 12:20:19 PM
8 inch  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.columbia.edu%2Facis%2Fhistory%2F1401%2Ftape.jpg&hash=d5133a75b1a5ffd35983faa0aab7645c028a4f13)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.computermuseum.li%2FTestpage%2FPunchCards.jpg&hash=c419fc953cf6e861ccd4da26ff874fdedf34a4de)
 whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.computerhistory.org%2Ftimeline%2Fimages%2F1944_Colossus_large.jpg&hash=6ca6017b84a840f06223912ee048d9192163b9bc)

 whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 12:25:01 PM
I feel old. I used to work with those. noooo:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 12:27:24 PM
8 inch  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.columbia.edu%2Facis%2Fhistory%2F1401%2Ftape.jpg&hash=d5133a75b1a5ffd35983faa0aab7645c028a4f13)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.computermuseum.li%2FTestpage%2FPunchCards.jpg&hash=c419fc953cf6e861ccd4da26ff874fdedf34a4de)
 whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.computerhistory.org%2Ftimeline%2Fimages%2F1944_Colossus_large.jpg&hash=6ca6017b84a840f06223912ee048d9192163b9bc)

 whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2Ftabs.jpg&hash=b5929226135e15bc0307933b92cc1c5589e6c2f3)
 whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: tel on November 27, 2007, 12:28:11 PM
Hollerith  ;D
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 12:28:45 PM
Que?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: tel on November 27, 2007, 12:29:01 PM
Not forgetting chad of course.
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 12:29:35 PM
Golfball typewriters anyone?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: tel on November 27, 2007, 12:29:45 PM
Que?

Invented the punched card system - Hollerith Code.
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 12:30:41 PM
I think IBM had got to magnetic cards by 1978. Just.
Title: Re: USB
Post by: tel on November 27, 2007, 12:30:49 PM
Paper tape, or even hard-wired programming?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 12:34:43 PM
Paper tape, or even hard-wired programming?
Easier than trying to get a USB plug into a socket!  cussing:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 12:35:29 PM
Air conditioning, certainly.
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 01:05:05 PM
And what does USB stand for?
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 01:06:44 PM
And what does USB stand for?
Universal Serial Bus...  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2007, 01:07:14 PM
Universal Serial Bus  whistle:

or in Barman's case

Unable to Slot in Box  point:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 01:24:48 PM
Universal Serial Bus  whistle:

or in Barman's case

Unable to Slot in Box  point:
evil:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 01:57:32 PM
Unskilled Shoving Barman
Title: Re: USB
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 27, 2007, 02:23:46 PM
Unkempt Slack Beaver.
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2007, 02:31:17 PM
Did you know that if you google images of Valves you get hundreds of pictures of Taps? Fvcking Yanks can't even speak the language  evil:

This is what I wanted but the point has rather gone now.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftbn0.google.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AeaQP-sKGpLgRYM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.physics.uq.edu.au%2Fphysics_museum%2Fpictures%2Fcat504.jpeg&hash=2424a8105287d6681d385f58c7e9ee54afbe934d)
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 02:45:41 PM
Valves, oh yes!
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 03:05:51 PM
Did you know that if you google images of Valves you get hundreds of pictures of Taps? Fvcking Yanks can't even speak the language  evil:

This is what I wanted but the point has rather gone now.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftbn0.google.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AeaQP-sKGpLgRYM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.physics.uq.edu.au%2Fphysics_museum%2Fpictures%2Fcat504.jpeg&hash=2424a8105287d6681d385f58c7e9ee54afbe934d)

Don't they call them 'tubes'?

Ignorant colonials.  noooo:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2007, 03:07:14 PM
You are probably correct DS ~ I finally found what I wanted by adding the word Radio to Valve and re-googling.
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 03:20:24 PM
You are probably correct DS ~ I finally found what I wanted by adding the word Radio to Valve and re-googling.

I got dragged to some 'do' at the Officers Club at Greenham Common when the Yanks were still there and endured some chap droning on about the 'great sound of a tube radio'.

Naturally I worked out what he was on about but confused him by extolling the 'tone of a valved wireless' we had in the kitchen, as if it were a new subject.

He had that same vacant facial expression worn by Bush all the time.  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 27, 2007, 05:15:42 PM
By a strange coincidence I have to go out and buy two 3m USB extension cables today; I'm now even more concerned as I don't really do techy  confused:
Be afraid.. be very afraid....Sauron (Dark Lord of Mordor) draws his odorous powers from an USB port.
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2007, 06:30:04 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2007, 06:50:13 PM
By a strange coincidence I have to go out and buy two 3m USB extension cables today; I'm now even more concerned as I don't really do techy  confused:
Be afraid.. be very afraid....Sauron (Dark Lord of Mordor) draws his odorous powers from an USB port.


So that's what Bill Gates calls himself online  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2007, 08:17:28 PM
By a strange coincidence I have to go out and buy two 3m USB extension cables today; I'm now even more concerned as I don't really do techy  confused:
Be afraid.. be very afraid....Sauron (Dark Lord of Mordor) draws his odorous powers from an USB port.


So that's what Bill Gates calls himself online  whistle:

You know Sauron is nearly an anagram of Uranus? I just thought I'd share that with you  lol: And I reckon the Dark Lord of Mordor can go back whence the Sun don't shine  whistle:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2007, 10:19:56 AM
By a strange coincidence I have to go out and buy two 3m USB extension cables today; I'm now even more concerned as I don't really do techy  confused:
Be afraid.. be very afraid....Sauron (Dark Lord of Mordor) draws his odorous powers from an USB port.


So that's what Bill Gates calls himself online  whistle:


drumroll:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2007, 09:04:09 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: USB
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2017, 08:28:27 AM
I see they have finally listened to my complaint!  cloud9:

Quote
But now Type-C is here to save the day. USB Type-C is a description of the port connection itself. It’s small, compact, and replaces the standard USB Type-A and B connections as well as the myriad of micro and mini USB ports. Basically, it’s one USB connection type to rule them all. And best of all, it’s reversible, so the days of flipping your USB cable three times before inserting it correctly may finally be numbered. Over the next few years, look for USB Type-C to begin becoming the universal port for all devices including desktop, laptop, and mobile.

It would be rude of me to say, "I told you so" eh Nick...?  whistle:


(https://s26.postimg.org/515mpdqjp/USB-_C_Reversible_291x291_v01-r01.png) (https://postimg.org/image/515mpdqjp/)

If I'd invented that ten years ago I could be a miwlionaire!  Banghead