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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 10:35:54 AM

Title: Bar Wench
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 10:35:54 AM
Quiet currently
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 10:40:37 AM
I vote The Vomit...  could be normal vomit or special 'morning' vomit...  whistle:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 10:42:29 AM
Is there a way of telling the difference?

Praps she has popped down to Boots?
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 10:45:29 AM
Is there a way of telling the difference?

Praps she has popped down to Boots?
rubschin:
I dunno...
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on November 27, 2007, 10:48:40 AM
I have lost my voice! Mr Wench is pleased.

Am also still dizzy due to snot filled head.
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 10:49:30 AM
I have lost my voice! Mr Wench is pleased.

Am also still dizzy due to snot filled head.
You are at home with the school laptop then?
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on November 27, 2007, 10:50:33 AM
Yes.  redface:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 10:50:55 AM
Yes.  redface:
In bed prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2007, 10:51:40 AM
Yes.  redface:
In bed prolly...  whistle:
And the milkman. . . . ?
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 11:05:30 AM
Coming any minute!
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:05:59 AM
Coming any minute!
drumroll:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: tel on November 27, 2007, 11:20:27 AM
Yes.  redface:
In bed prolly...  whistle:
And the milkman. . . . ?

No, it's the snot filled head.
Wonder if Mr Wench knows?
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 11:21:37 AM
Yes.  redface:
In bed prolly...  whistle:
And the milkman. . . . ?

No, it's the snot filled head.
Wonder if Mr Wench knows?
rubschin:
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2007, 12:09:33 PM
I have lost my voice! Mr Wench is pleased.

Why do I get the feeling the poor bugger thinks he's gone deaf?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 12:24:10 PM
 drumroll:

She is back scared2:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 12:37:34 PM
drumroll:

She is back scared2:
Eeeeek!  scared2:

Nick made us say all those things wenchy!  whistle:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
I did not! So.
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 12:38:19 PM
I did not! So.
whistle:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2007, 01:13:42 PM
Where is Wenchy?  noooo:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 30, 2007, 01:16:56 PM
Indeed, your clientele are dropping like flies.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2007, 01:18:21 PM
Indeed, your clientele are dropping like flies.  rubschin:
rubschin: But she doesn't drink the beer...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 30, 2007, 01:22:45 PM
Good point. This is getting worrying  scared2:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2007, 01:25:23 PM
Good point. This is getting worrying  scared2:
scared2:
Legionairs perhaps?
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 30, 2007, 01:29:35 PM
Well I don't suppose she would turn down a soldier  eyes:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on November 30, 2007, 01:43:41 PM
Feeling sorry for myself. Very sick of the no voice thing.
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2007, 02:20:01 PM
Feeling sorry for myself. Very sick of the no voice thing.
Oh poor you... can we cheer you up?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: tel on November 30, 2007, 02:26:05 PM
Feeling sorry for myself. Very sick of the no voice thing.
Oh poor you... can we cheer you up?  whistle:

Send her some Discos.
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2007, 02:27:57 PM
Feeling sorry for myself. Very sick of the no voice thing.
Oh poor you... can we cheer you up?  whistle:

Send her some Discos.
Nah... a Wispa...
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on November 30, 2007, 02:56:59 PM
Chocolate makes the phlegm come back, which makes the voice worse.  sad24:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2007, 02:59:24 PM
Chocolate makes the phlegm come back, which makes the voice worse.  sad24:
Thankis for that...  sick2:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on November 30, 2007, 03:04:23 PM
I've given up trying to be sensitive to other people's upchuck reaction. sad24:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 30, 2007, 03:46:15 PM
Cheer up Wenchy, a strong Cheam girl like you will beat this ailment.

Now I am deciding whether to actually work until 5, or pi55 of down the pub at  4. I've just been told that redundancy is coming sooner rather than later and whilst I can't wait to get out, it will mean I lose an extra year's worth of dosh  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on November 30, 2007, 03:57:06 PM
Pah! Head off at four!
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: tel on November 30, 2007, 04:02:01 PM
Pah! Head off at four!

I will have to stay till 5, cos my director is here!
Still it won't be too long before I'm cuddling a pint of Youngs. ;D
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2007, 04:12:18 PM
Hair of the dog already for me...  redface:
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on November 30, 2007, 04:30:10 PM
Where were you last night?

And where is LL?
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2007, 04:34:36 PM
Hair of the dog already for me...  redface:
On the tongue still?
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 30, 2007, 05:02:25 PM
Wise words Wenchy. Young's is now being supped :-)
Title: Re: Bar Wench
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2007, 06:34:32 AM
Where were you last night?

And where is LL?
Went to a restaurant in Omodos where the manager makes his own wine...  noooo:

Don't remember coming home...  rubschin: