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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: TG on November 23, 2007, 12:41:01 PM
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Stupid buggers. I find it hard to beleive that large ships still hit icebergs in this day and age. Somebody must have been pissed shirley?
I was on a cruise ship once in athens harbour and some swine planted a limpet mine on it. Turned out to be a false alarm but when your 12 years old and you get dragged out of bed at midnight, get bundled into life jackets and watch frogmen swimming about looking for terrorists a false alarm is a right let down. noooo:
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What a pisser! point:
Travellers on the MV Explorer are promised "memorable sights",
I suppose it would take a long time to forget the sight of all your luggage dissapearing below the waves! point:
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Blimey! Gawd bless the internet. After posting the above shite I googled the ship i was on. It's got its own web pages and the thing was scrapped years ago. It was basically a floating school.
http://tinyurl.com/2qwswd
A floating bag of spanners as i remember it (30 odd years ago I admit). You could prolly have sank it by speaking harshly to it.
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Blimey! Gawd bless the internet. After posting the above shite I googled the ship i was on. It's got its own web pages and the thing was scrapped years ago. It was basically a floating school.
http://tinyurl.com/2qwswd
A floating bag of spanners as i remember it (30 odd years ago I admit). You could prolly have sank it by speaking harshly to it.
Grumpy Old Soldier probably has fond memories of her...
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What a pisser! point:
Travellers on the MV Explorer are promised "memorable sights",
I suppose it would take a long time to forget the site of all your luggage dissapearing below the waves! point:
Ahem.
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What a pisser! point:
Travellers on the MV Explorer are promised "memorable sights",
I suppose it would take a long time to forget the site of all your luggage dissapearing below the waves! point:
Ahem.
redface:
How did that happen?
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What a pisser! point:
Travellers on the MV Explorer are promised "memorable sights",
I suppose it would take a long time to forget the site of all your luggage dissapearing below the waves! point:
Ahem.
redface:
How did that happen?
Happens to the best of us.
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What a pisser! point:
Travellers on the MV Explorer are promised "memorable sights",
I suppose it would take a long time to forget the site of all your luggage dissapearing below the waves! point:
Ahem.
redface:
How did that happen?
Happens to the best of us.
I 'spec the hair fell down over my eyes and obscured the screen for a moment... whistle:
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What a pisser! point:
Travellers on the MV Explorer are promised "memorable sights",
I suppose it would take a long time to forget the site of all your luggage dissapearing below the waves! point:
Ahem.
redface:
How did that happen?
Happens to the best of us.
I 'spec the hair fell down over my eyes and obscured the screen for a moment... whistle:
Or possibly your pissed.
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What a pisser! point:
Travellers on the MV Explorer are promised "memorable sights",
I suppose it would take a long time to forget the site of all your luggage dissapearing below the waves! point:
Ahem.
redface:
How did that happen?
Happens to the best of us.
I 'spec the hair fell down over my eyes and obscured the screen for a moment... whistle:
Or possibly your pissed.
Not yet... but I have a bottle open for this evening... whistle:
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Perhaps a trip to the eye doctor for you too then? point:
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If you were going on a cruise - then would not logic dictate that going Antartic would not be your first choice noooo:
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After posting the above shite I googled the ship i was on. It's got its own web pages and the thing was scrapped years ago. It was basically a floating school.
Yes, a school, of course. ::)
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After posting the above shite I googled the ship i was on. It's got its own web pages and the thing was scrapped years ago. It was basically a floating school.
Yes, a school, of course. ::)
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No No No! Silly man.
Below the waterline were dormitories, no doubt where GOS and his comrades were once parked whilst on the way to bash the hun.
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Below the waterline were dormitories. . .
And the 'Golden Rivet' no doubt. whistle:
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Below the waterline were dormitories. . .
And the 'Golden Rivet' no doubt. whistle:
noooo:
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If you were going on a cruise - then would not logic dictate that going Antartic would not be your first choice noooo:
Not my first choice for sure... but then why would you go on a cruise? noooo:
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Below the waterline were dormitories. . .
And the 'Golden Rivet' no doubt. whistle:
noooo:
I expect it was, just that no kindly old Tar bothered to take you to see it one evening. eyes:
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If you were going on a cruise - then would not logic dictate that going Antartic would not be your first choice noooo:
Not my first choice for sure... but then why would you go on a cruise? noooo:
Agreed.
Unless of course they paid you to, and gave free flights, a nice cabin, and a whopping discount at the bar... redface:
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If you were going on a cruise - then would not logic dictate that going Antartic would not be your first choice noooo:
Not my first choice for sure... but then why would you go on a cruise? noooo:
Agreed.
Unless of course they paid you to, and gave free flights, a nice cabin, and a whopping discount at the bar... redface:
Agreed
And some top totty to pander to your every whim redface:
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If you were going on a cruise - then would not logic dictate that going Antartic would not be your first choice noooo:
Not my first choice for sure... but then why would you go on a cruise? noooo:
Agreed.
Unless of course they paid you to, and gave free flights, a nice cabin, and a whopping discount at the bar... redface:
Agreed
And some top totty to pander to your every whim redface:
Top totty eh?
Which reminds me, our green-bubble girl has been quiet today?
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rubschin:
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Can't find the thread but I think the word Wales applies.
An' I said I'd meet Nick for a pint if he's in the vicinity; prolly stuck in a meeting at the mo' lol:
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Can't find the thread but I think the word Wales applies.
An' I said I'd meet Nick for a pint if he's in the vicinity; prolly stuck in a meeting at the mo' lol:
She must be 'working'... whistle:
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Can't find the thread but I think the word Wales applies.
An' I said I'd meet Nick for a pint if he's in the vicinity; prolly stuck in a meeting at the mo' lol:
She must be 'working'... whistle:
Put like that it sounds, well, almost immoral... eeek:
;)
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Still at work. Leaving any second when Mr Wench arrives to take my snotty carcass home. sad24:
Then yes. Wales for the weekend. sad24: It's bad enough when I feel well. sad24:
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Still at work. Leaving any second when Mr Wench arrives to take my snotty carcass home. sad24:
Then yes. Wales for the weekend. sad24: It's bad enough when I feel well. sad24:
I 'spec your head feels all full up... whistle:
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Perhaps the MiLFH will take pity on you and send you to bed with a bowl of Chicken Soup (AKA Jewish Penicillin) and pamper you for the whole weekend.
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Yeah right and pigs have just flown past my window!!! point:
It took them woman five years to make me a cup of tea!! ::) Soup my arse.
I feel quite sorry for myself. Can you tell? redface:
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Talking of weak ends... there's a nasty virus going around apparently. sick2:
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Yeah right and pigs have just flown past my window!!! point:
It took them woman five years to make me a cup of tea!! ::) Soup my arse.
I feel quite sorry for myself. Can you tell? redface:
Poor you... happy100
happy001
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Think that will probably be Mr Wench's reaction. sad24:
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Yeah right and pigs have just flown past my window!!! point:
It took them woman five years to make me a cup of tea!! ::) Soup my arse.
I feel quite sorry for myself. Can you tell? redface:
Well if they do fly I have a good idea for the position of Squadron Leader
Meanwhile ~ Yes! You do sound a bit down in the snotty dumps .... Do you suppose it is an allergic reaction to the prospect of the forthcoming weekend?
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After posting the above shite I googled the ship i was on. It's got its own web pages and the thing was scrapped years ago. It was basically a floating school.
Yes, a school, of course. ::)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geoffkirby.co.uk%2FPortland%2F690740%2F69074003.jpg&hash=dcc37f2aa762e3c1b4487562b766e9d7469079ab)
No No No! Silly man.
Below the waterline were dormitories, no doubt where GOS and his comrades were once parked whilst on the way to bash the hun.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV2tzbSA.jpg&hash=5c4821e8253b705ad2bc6a553f83192e44a54a04) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV2tzbSA)
Ah yes I remember it well, sailing across the 'oggin, sharpening me bayonet ready to give it to the hun, they dont like it up them you know, I refer to Darwins golden rivet of course