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Title: How does this work then?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 23, 2007, 09:32:02 AM
Do you get paid by the miracle or the number of converted heathens?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7106857.stm
Title: Re: How does this work then?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2007, 09:34:23 AM
Sign up quickly, we have a two-for-the-price-of-one on baptisms this weekend only.  ::)
Title: Re: How does this work then?
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2007, 09:37:15 AM
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Salaries already constitute the largest drain on the Vatican's finances - and its coffers are feeling the pressure of the falling value of the US dollar, our correspondent says.

Not to mention the pressure of the multi million dollar settlements to keep naughty priests out of court. lol:

The Catholic Priest is a curious thing
He preaches and threatens hell fire
With his mind full of thoughts
Of the boys in the choir
And their bottoms like jellies on string.
Title: Re: How does this work then?
Post by: Pastis on November 23, 2007, 12:02:23 PM
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It says it will take into account issues such as "dedication, professionalism, productivity and correctitude" when awarding a pay rise.

Is that the same as correction?  I hear some would pay a lot of money for that  eyes:
Title: Re: How does this work then?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2007, 12:07:43 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 23, 2007, 12:02:23 PM
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It says it will take into account issues such as "dedication, professionalism, productivity and correctitude" when awarding a pay rise.

Is that the same as correction?  I hear some would pay a lot of money for that  eyes:

Next thing you know, vatican.com will be spamming us with cures for "Correctile Dysfunction"  cry: