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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: beerhead on November 21, 2007, 06:00:26 PM
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I live in Italy as much as possible, and chatting with my local bar owner today I found out that his daughter will be in London for the next three months improving her English. I asked for her phone number so I could meet up and see if she is OK when I am in the UK.
Within 90 minutes the Latin Lovely is accusing me of having an affair, and even organising a "love nest" for the two of us. My ears are still ringing !
This was totally innocent. Marcella is a lovely girl, and with everyone around here still dealing with that dreadful murder just down the road in Perugia, I thought it was a chance to return the hospitality and support I get out here, and keep an eye on a young woman in a big, strange city.
You try to be nice and look what happens !
|And yes, your bum does look big in that !
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P'haps your Italian isn't as good as you think and she got the wrong idea of what you were saying
OR
She don'ta want anyone reporting backa to Papa and decided to frighten you off by yelling RAPE! ~ which is a ruse as old as time.
Either way keep well away and find another bar to drink in.
Oh and to answer your question ~ No! Men can NEVER be right as far as wimmin are concerned.
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Sorry, Snoopy, I need to clarify. The Latin Lovely is my partner. I haven't contacted Marcella yet.
It's a small town, and the conversation with Dad was misinterpreted.
They're all at it like knives- not much else to do in the Winter !
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Snoopy is right – men can never be right… um… rubschin:
Anyway, I’m surprised you should have to ask the question… whistle:
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Bloody stupid question! Honestly. ;)
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Sorry, Snoopy, I need to clarify. The Latin Lovely is my partner. I haven't contacted Marcella yet.
It's a small town, and the conversation with Dad was misinterpreted.
They're all at it like knives- not much else to do in the Winter !
You have to be ultra careful in small towns. the gossip often gets home before you do and you find yourself fighting a rearguard action right from the go.
You probably would have had the same reaction had you have been overheard saying that she was disgusting and you wouldn't go near her. The only time you you ever get believed is when you are lying - or they think you are.
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I live in Italy as much as possible, and chatting with my local bar owner today I found out that his daughter will be in London for the next three months improving her English. I asked for her phone number so I could meet up and see if she is OK when I am in the UK.
So what are you offering to do for our Barman - he is quite fickle you know. Don't worry you won't be overheard here rubschin:
As for your offering to chaperon the lovely young lady - do you really take us for mugs ::)
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Anyone want any truffles ?
And I am upset by your insinuation. I just wanted to offer a helping hand a young girl alone in a strange place.
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Anyone want any truffles ?
And I am upset by your insinuation. I just wanted to offer a helping hand a young girl alone in a strange place.
Good heavens, don't get upset by my insinuations, they are two a penny - be more concerned by your beloved accusations. They will have a far greater impact on your life lol:
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Anyone want any truffles ?
And I am upset by your insinuation. I just wanted to offer a helping hand a young girl alone in a strange place.
Your dungeon? eyes:
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It's not that men can ever be right but that no one ever believes that men can behave from a purely innocent motive.
You should have suggested it to your Latin Lovely first and then got her to approach the father.
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Anyone want any truffles ?
Yes please ~ Price?
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All sorted out. Latin Lovely received distorted report of my conversation thanks to gossip from a somewhat biased local. (Who is currently doing it with her plumber)
And Snoopy, I will be in touch- white or black, what kind of weight ?
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Either would be lovely ~ just a small one thanks.
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Either would be lovely ~ just a small one thanks.
Can't you sniff out your own with that big wet nose of yours? rubschin:
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Either would be lovely ~ just a small one thanks.
Can't you sniff out your own with that big wet nose of yours? rubschin:
You talkin' to me or Wenchy?
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Either would be lovely ~ just a small one thanks.
Can't you sniff out your own with that big wet nose of yours? rubschin:
You talkin' to me or Wenchy?
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Very quick! ;D
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cussing:
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cussing:
Blow that 'dose of yours... whistle:
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cussing:
Blow that 'dose of yours... whistle:
I have. Lots. Need bore dissues.
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cussing:
Blow that 'dose of yours... whistle:
I have. Lots. Need bore dissues.
Ad change your signature too...
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cussing:
Blow that 'dose of yours... whistle:
I have. Lots. Need bore dissues.
Ad change your signature too...
When did that happen?
I wish I was an air head. At least then I'd be able to breathe. sad24:
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cussing:
Blow that 'dose of yours... whistle:
I have. Lots. Need bore dissues.
Ad change your signature too...
When did that happen?
I wish I was an air head. At least then I'd be able to breathe. sad24:
Days ago... ;D lol: point: happy001
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It's because you snuck it in in the middle. sad24:
Woe is me. sad24:
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It's because you snuck it in in the middle. sad24:
Woe is me. sad24:
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