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Title: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 16, 2007, 12:50:00 PM
I have to get one of these and improve my bathroom experience....

http://www.boreme.com:80/boreme/funny-2007/lotus-toilet-p1.php?nwsltr=36




Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2007, 12:51:14 PM
Tell me it's not true! eeek:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 16, 2007, 12:53:37 PM
The announcer sounds like he has used it already.. very smooth
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2007, 12:55:00 PM
I want one ~ even better than the bidet installed last year.  lol:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2007, 12:56:17 PM
We have very high water pressure here, I would be concerned about getting my dentures cleaned at the same time. scared2: sick2: scared2:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Landlady on November 16, 2007, 01:15:23 PM
When we were choosing bathroom fittings for TLHOTP a few years ago BM fell in love with a tardis looking all singing/dancing shower thingy (radio within/foot scrubber thingy/steam option/flashing lights/jets for all angles) the only thing is didn't appear to have was a 'beam me up scotty/ option.
Anyway after putting on his little puppy dog face I agreed after getting the salesman to agree some hefty discount obviously....
The foot scrubber thingy fell off within a few weeks - the steam option and lights stopped working after about a year - and the jets from all angles options is just too painful to use, it has one NASTY little jet that rushes up from under the fitted holey seat and is definitely NOT a painless way to ensure regular bowel activity  eeek:

However now he has his shiny early Crimble pressie in his mitts and has to polish up his now very rusty biking skills I think the new MB will be providing a similar colon cleaning experience - I AM NOT WAASAHING THE LEATHERS  shocked003 
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2007, 01:17:52 PM
When we were choosing bathroom fittings for TLHOTP a few years ago BM fell in love with a tardis looking all singing/dancing shower thingy (radio within/foot scrubber thingy/steam option/flashing lights/jets for all angles) the only thing is didn't appear to have was a 'beam me up scotty/ option.
Anyway after putting on his little puppy dog face I agreed after getting the salesman to agree some hefty discount obviously....
The foot scrubber thingy fell off within a few weeks - the steam option and lights stopped working after about a year - and the jets from all angles options is just too painful to use, it has one NASTY little jet that rushes up from under the fitted holey seat and is definitely NOT a painless way to ensure regular bowel activity  eeek:

However now he has his shiny early Crimble pressie in his mitts and has to polish up his now very rusty biking skills I think the new MB will be providing a similar colon cleaning experience - I AM NOT WAASAHING THE LEATHERS  shocked003 

Thanks for that!
Are you recovering OK from the laser?
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2007, 01:25:16 PM
When we were choosing bathroom fittings for TLHOTP a few years ago BM fell in love with a tardis looking all singing/dancing shower thingy (radio within/foot scrubber thingy/steam option/flashing lights/jets for all angles) the only thing is didn't appear to have was a 'beam me up scotty/ option.
Anyway after putting on his little puppy dog face I agreed after getting the salesman to agree some hefty discount obviously....
The foot scrubber thingy fell off within a few weeks - the steam option and lights stopped working after about a year - and the jets from all angles options is just too painful to use, it has one NASTY little jet that rushes up from under the fitted holey seat and is definitely NOT a painless way to ensure regular bowel activity  eeek:

However now he has his shiny early Crimble pressie in his mitts and has to polish up his now very rusty biking skills I think the new MB will be providing a similar colon cleaning experience - I AM NOT WAASAHING THE LEATHERS  shocked003 

Landlady lives! cloud9:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2007, 01:25:56 PM
When we were choosing bathroom fittings for TLHOTP a few years ago BM fell in love with a tardis looking all singing/dancing shower thingy (radio within/foot scrubber thingy/steam option/flashing lights/jets for all angles) the only thing is didn't appear to have was a 'beam me up scotty/ option.
Anyway after putting on his little puppy dog face I agreed after getting the salesman to agree some hefty discount obviously....
The foot scrubber thingy fell off within a few weeks - the steam option and lights stopped working after about a year - and the jets from all angles options is just too painful to use, it has one NASTY little jet that rushes up from under the fitted holey seat and is definitely NOT a painless way to ensure regular bowel activity  eeek:

However now he has his shiny early Crimble pressie in his mitts and has to polish up his now very rusty biking skills I think the new MB will be providing a similar colon cleaning experience - I AM NOT WAASAHING THE LEATHERS  shocked003 

Landlady lives! cloud9:
cloud9:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 16, 2007, 04:01:41 PM
 cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2007, 04:30:53 PM
cloud9: cloud9:

Don't you start!

All this  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: nonsense always ends in tears.  evil:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2007, 08:01:05 PM
Quite

SHe is under the patio!


 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Mozo on November 17, 2007, 12:00:04 AM
I have to get one of these and improve my bathroom experience....

http://www.boreme.com:80/boreme/funny-2007/lotus-toilet-p1.php?nwsltr


Great, but could you really TRUST it?
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Mozo on November 17, 2007, 02:59:46 AM
An Iphone by Macintosh!

All contributions gratefully received. whistle:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Sour Puss on November 23, 2007, 04:32:55 PM
 whistle: Found just the thing.

Mr Happy and Snoopy and Bouncer as well as many others all catered for ... cloud9:
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I thought the Spiderman set for Mr Wench.  ;)
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2007, 04:43:23 PM
whistle: Found just the thing.

Mr Happy and Snoopy and Bouncer as well as many others all catered for ... cloud9:
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I thought the Spiderman set for Mr Wench.  ;)
And for me....?  whistle:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2007, 05:52:05 PM
whistle: Found just the thing.

Mr Happy and Snoopy and Bouncer as well as many others all catered for ... cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldi.co.uk%2Fuk%2Fmedia%2Foffers%2F01_07_week48%2Fsocks_Wk488.jpg&hash=634328f86d97dc4f99f69689f3ca61cd09c744e8)

I thought the Spiderman set for Mr Wench.  ;)
And for me....?  whistle:
The inept and shiny-pated Mr Simpson pair would seem apt.  whistle:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2007, 05:58:47 PM
whistle: Found just the thing.

Mr Happy and Snoopy and Bouncer as well as many others all catered for ... cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldi.co.uk%2Fuk%2Fmedia%2Foffers%2F01_07_week48%2Fsocks_Wk488.jpg&hash=634328f86d97dc4f99f69689f3ca61cd09c744e8)

I thought the Spiderman set for Mr Wench.  ;)
And for me....?  whistle:
The inept and shiny-pated Mr Simpson pair would seem apt.  whistle:
I Jus' knew you would say that!  cussing:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2007, 05:59:49 PM
Bugger ~ Beat me to it. lol:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2007, 06:01:22 PM
Bugger ~ Beat me to it. lol:
I was thinking more... Spiderman...  whistle:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2007, 06:11:59 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2007, 06:15:21 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2007, 06:58:41 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: TG on November 23, 2007, 07:37:15 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2007, 07:45:07 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: TG on November 23, 2007, 07:56:54 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Sour Puss on November 23, 2007, 08:21:46 PM


And for me....?  whistle:

Since you admit to being bald as a coot... it was to be the Homer Simpson set... whistle:  You cannot have spiderman I have wrapped those for Mr W.
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2007, 06:28:27 AM


And for me....?  whistle:

Since you admit to being bald as a coot... it was to be the Homer Simpson set... whistle:  You cannot have spiderman I have wrapped those for Mr W.
Banghead
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Sour Puss on November 25, 2007, 04:08:06 PM


And for me....?  whistle:

Since you admit to being bald as a coot... it was to be the Homer Simpson set... whistle:  You cannot have spiderman I have wrapped those for Mr W.
Banghead


 redface: Sorry Barman,  perhaps you could find a use for one of these?

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Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2007, 02:27:58 PM
An Iphone by Macintosh!

All contributions gratefully received. whistle:

Why? Its overpriced junk with a pretty interface.
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 26, 2007, 04:56:22 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2007, 05:02:40 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2007, 02:41:48 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2007, 02:44:05 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:

Que?
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 03:26:10 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:

Que?
Which is well greased...  whistle:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 09:19:06 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:

Que?
Which is well greased...  whistle:

I really don't understand what any of you are on about.  noooo:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2007, 09:20:54 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:

Que?
Which is well greased...  whistle:

I really don't understand what any of you are on about.  noooo:
Ever?
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: tel on November 28, 2007, 09:28:11 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:

Que?
Which is well greased...  whistle:

I really don't understand what any of you are on about.  noooo:

No change there then.
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 09:29:23 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:

Que?
Which is well greased...  whistle:

I really don't understand what any of you are on about.  noooo:

No change there then.

I do most of the time.  sad24:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2007, 12:25:30 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:

Que?
Which is well greased...  whistle:

I really don't understand what any of you are on about.  noooo:

No change there then.

I do most of the time.  sad24:
Of course, of course...  point:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 12:30:25 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:

Que?
Which is well greased...  whistle:

I really don't understand what any of you are on about.  noooo:

No change there then.

I do most of the time.  sad24:
Of course, of course...  point:

I'm not speaking to you! You broke the pub!
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2007, 12:38:50 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:

Que?
Which is well greased...  whistle:

I really don't understand what any of you are on about.  noooo:

No change there then.

I do most of the time.  sad24:
Of course, of course...  point:

I'm not speaking to you! You broke the pub!
No doubt the last hair from my head fell in the works?  ::)
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 12:41:56 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on   char062 s
I thought Wenchy would like it tho...  whistle:

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)


Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you!  evil:

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   whistle:

Que?
Which is well greased...  whistle:

I really don't understand what any of you are on about.  noooo:

No change there then.

I do most of the time.  sad24:
Of course, of course...  point:

I'm not speaking to you! You broke the pub!
No doubt the last hair from my head fell in the works?  ::)

Nope, that one went long ago. I assumed you'd spilt the homebrew.
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Sour Puss on November 28, 2007, 05:55:45 PM

And for me....?  whistle:

I thought you may like one of these?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.joe-ks.com%2Farchives_nov2007%2FFishEyeLens.jpg&hash=e65806288b58a7254355133d8a6d66c1b041a013)    whistle:
Title: Re: This years must have Christmas present.
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2007, 08:13:02 PM

And for me....?  whistle:

I thought you may like one of these?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.joe-ks.com%2Farchives_nov2007%2FFishEyeLens.jpg&hash=e65806288b58a7254355133d8a6d66c1b041a013)    whistle:
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