When we were choosing bathroom fittings for TLHOTP a few years ago BM fell in love with a tardis looking all singing/dancing shower thingy (radio within/foot scrubber thingy/steam option/flashing lights/jets for all angles) the only thing is didn't appear to have was a 'beam me up scotty/ option.
Anyway after putting on his little puppy dog face I agreed after getting the salesman to agree some hefty discount obviously....
The foot scrubber thingy fell off within a few weeks - the steam option and lights stopped working after about a year - and the jets from all angles options is just too painful to use, it has one NASTY little jet that rushes up from under the fitted holey seat and is definitely NOT a painless way to ensure regular bowel activity eeek:
However now he has his shiny early Crimble pressie in his mitts and has to polish up his now very rusty biking skills I think the new MB will be providing a similar colon cleaning experience - I AM NOT WAASAHING THE LEATHERS shocked003
When we were choosing bathroom fittings for TLHOTP a few years ago BM fell in love with a tardis looking all singing/dancing shower thingy (radio within/foot scrubber thingy/steam option/flashing lights/jets for all angles) the only thing is didn't appear to have was a 'beam me up scotty/ option.
Anyway after putting on his little puppy dog face I agreed after getting the salesman to agree some hefty discount obviously....
The foot scrubber thingy fell off within a few weeks - the steam option and lights stopped working after about a year - and the jets from all angles options is just too painful to use, it has one NASTY little jet that rushes up from under the fitted holey seat and is definitely NOT a painless way to ensure regular bowel activity eeek:
However now he has his shiny early Crimble pressie in his mitts and has to polish up his now very rusty biking skills I think the new MB will be providing a similar colon cleaning experience - I AM NOT WAASAHING THE LEATHERS shocked003
cloud9:When we were choosing bathroom fittings for TLHOTP a few years ago BM fell in love with a tardis looking all singing/dancing shower thingy (radio within/foot scrubber thingy/steam option/flashing lights/jets for all angles) the only thing is didn't appear to have was a 'beam me up scotty/ option.
Anyway after putting on his little puppy dog face I agreed after getting the salesman to agree some hefty discount obviously....
The foot scrubber thingy fell off within a few weeks - the steam option and lights stopped working after about a year - and the jets from all angles options is just too painful to use, it has one NASTY little jet that rushes up from under the fitted holey seat and is definitely NOT a painless way to ensure regular bowel activity eeek:
However now he has his shiny early Crimble pressie in his mitts and has to polish up his now very rusty biking skills I think the new MB will be providing a similar colon cleaning experience - I AM NOT WAASAHING THE LEATHERS shocked003
Landlady lives! cloud9:
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I have to get one of these and improve my bathroom experience....
http://www.boreme.com:80/boreme/funny-2007/lotus-toilet-p1.php?nwsltr
whistle: Found just the thing.And for me....? whistle:
Mr Happy and Snoopy and Bouncer as well as many others all catered for ... cloud9:
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I thought the Spiderman set for Mr Wench. ;)
The inept and shiny-pated Mr Simpson pair would seem apt. whistle:whistle: Found just the thing.And for me....? whistle:
Mr Happy and Snoopy and Bouncer as well as many others all catered for ... cloud9:
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I thought the Spiderman set for Mr Wench. ;)
I Jus' knew you would say that! cussing:The inept and shiny-pated Mr Simpson pair would seem apt. whistle:whistle: Found just the thing.And for me....? whistle:
Mr Happy and Snoopy and Bouncer as well as many others all catered for ... cloud9:
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I thought the Spiderman set for Mr Wench. ;)
Bugger ~ Beat me to it. lol:I was thinking more... Spiderman... whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
And for me....? whistle:
Banghead
And for me....? whistle:
Since you admit to being bald as a coot... it was to be the Homer Simpson set... whistle: You cannot have spiderman I have wrapped those for Mr W.
Banghead
And for me....? whistle:
Since you admit to being bald as a coot... it was to be the Homer Simpson set... whistle: You cannot have spiderman I have wrapped those for Mr W.
An Iphone by Macintosh!
All contributions gratefully received. whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung whistle:
Which is well greased... whistle:eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung whistle:
Que?
Which is well greased... whistle:eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung whistle:
Que?
Ever?Which is well greased... whistle:eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung whistle:
Que?
I really don't understand what any of you are on about. noooo:
Which is well greased... whistle:eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung whistle:
Que?
I really don't understand what any of you are on about. noooo:
Which is well greased... whistle:eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung whistle:
Que?
I really don't understand what any of you are on about. noooo:
No change there then.
Of course, of course... point:Which is well greased... whistle:eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung whistle:
Que?
I really don't understand what any of you are on about. noooo:
No change there then.
I do most of the time. sad24:
Of course, of course... point:Which is well greased... whistle:eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung whistle:
Que?
I really don't understand what any of you are on about. noooo:
No change there then.
I do most of the time. sad24:
No doubt the last hair from my head fell in the works? ::)Of course, of course... point:Which is well greased... whistle:eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung whistle:
Que?
I really don't understand what any of you are on about. noooo:
No change there then.
I do most of the time. sad24:
I'm not speaking to you! You broke the pub!
No doubt the last hair from my head fell in the works? ::)Of course, of course... point:Which is well greased... whistle:eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm not all that keen on char062 sI thought Wenchy would like it tho... whistle:
I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.
Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! evil:
I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.
And they says it down there an'all.
Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?
I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google
Que?
Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung whistle:
Que?
I really don't understand what any of you are on about. noooo:
No change there then.
I do most of the time. sad24:
I'm not speaking to you! You broke the pub!
And for me....? whistle:
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And for me....? whistle:
I thought you may like one of these?
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