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Title: There could be money in this!
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2007, 10:09:13 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7083123.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7083123.stm)

Time for confessions I think.

I bet most of the current clientelle would qualify in one way or another. I have enormous feet, for example.
Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: tel on November 08, 2007, 10:13:00 AM
Why don't they just visit Slough?
Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 08, 2007, 10:23:26 AM
Or anywhere in either Norfolk or Wales!
Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 08, 2007, 10:25:59 AM
Why don't they just visit Slough?


 razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 08, 2007, 10:37:14 AM
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Some of the facial features the studio is looking for include:


extremely large heads and foreheads
wide or close-set eyes
over or undersized ears and/or nose
facial deformities
pronounced cheekbones
ultra perfect or ultra plain-looking people

Yep, I'm on the list.



Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2007, 10:45:26 AM
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Some of the facial features the studio is looking for include:


extremely large heads and foreheads
wide or close-set eyes
over or undersized ears and/or nose
facial deformities
pronounced cheekbones
ultra perfect or ultra plain-looking people

Yep, I'm on the list.





So am I.  sad32:
Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2007, 10:47:27 AM
Growler could walk it!
Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2007, 12:39:24 PM
I hate to dash your hopes of hollywood fame Nick but the curse of Captain Calamity would stop them from allowing you within at least a hundred miles of the set.  whistle:
Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2007, 01:16:06 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2007, 01:49:38 PM
I have enormous feet

Aren't large feet supposed to be offset by small waving-organs?

It would make sense as I have very dainty feet. whistle:
Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2007, 01:50:22 PM
Last year the Chinese lot came here for Xmas dinner. This year we have been invited there. We shall take cheese - a substance unknown in China it seems, they regarded it cautiously. The MIL is coming. Disaster looms. Must recommend GOOSE!
Title: Re: There could be money in this!
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2007, 01:50:52 PM
I have enormous feet

Aren't large feet supposed to be offset by small waving-organs?

It would make sense as I have very dainty feet. whistle:

If you say so! evil: ::)