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Title: Don't ask me about the octopus fight at 'The Swamp'
Post by: GROWLER on November 04, 2007, 03:52:06 PM

OK? DON'T even bother replying in fact. OK? tunble:

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octpus fight at 'The Sawmp'
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2007, 04:45:51 PM

A: I thought you asked not to be asked.
B: What is the 'Sawmp', some new venture?
C: Octopus!

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octpus fight at 'The Sawmp'
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2007, 04:54:53 PM

Nothing to do with me!!

Please tell us! whistle:

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octpus fight at 'The Sawmp'
Post by: GROWLER on November 04, 2007, 05:17:45 PM

Hell. can't even spell now. ::)

Ammended/corrected.

DON'T ASK i said. I don't want to talk about it. noooo:

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octopus fight at 'The Swamp'
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2007, 05:31:55 PM

Que?

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octpus fight at 'The Sawmp'
Post by: Sour Puss on November 04, 2007, 05:35:29 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whitedevildesign.com%2Foctfight.jpg&hash=861cc0782d4111ca79d5ec021a10d6b027af0e0e)

 noooo:  You did not mention that you had octi-pussies in the Swamp...  scared2:

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octopus fight at 'The Swamp'
Post by: Bar Wench on November 05, 2007, 10:22:30 AM

But like I want to know like.  eeek:

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octopus fight at 'The Swamp'
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2007, 10:25:21 AM

'Spect the Calamari was orf.  sick2:

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octopus fight at 'The Swamp'
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2009, 11:59:40 AM

Did we ever get to the bottom of this?

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octopus fight at 'The Swamp'
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2009, 12:09:39 PM

He'll be round shortly, ply him with biccys and ask. 

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octopus fight at 'The Swamp'
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2009, 12:13:05 PM

I have cake  eveilgrin:

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octopus fight at 'The Swamp'
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2009, 12:18:53 PM

Even better.

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octopus fight at 'The Swamp'
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2009, 09:38:44 PM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2009, 12:09:39 PM

He'll be round shortly, ply him with biccys and ask.  

D'ya know summat. I REALLY really cannot remember what this was all about meself now. redface:
I do apologise, but I am mystified too. confused:

IT may have been something to do with a sheep that was tangled in the brambles and it had to rescued with a pair of nail scissors. Most unpleasant, cus I got to hold the sharp end, whilst the tubby trainee girl vet snipped around the sides and back.
Bollxed if I can remember where the octopus came into it though. noooo:

Title: Re: Don't ask me about the octopus fight at 'The Swamp'
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2009, 05:50:11 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on November 18, 2009, 09:38:44 PM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2009, 12:09:39 PM

He'll be round shortly, ply him with biccys and ask.  

D'ya know summat. I REALLY really cannot remember what this was all about meself now. redface:
I do apologise, but I am mystified too. confused:

IT may have been something to do with a sheep that was tangled in the brambles and it had to rescued with a pair of nail scissors. Most unpleasant, cus I got to hold the sharp end, whilst the tubby trainee girl vet snipped around the sides and back.
Bollxed if I can remember where the octopus came into it though. noooo:

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