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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 05:26:32 PM

Title: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 05:26:32 PM
She’s on the 25th Birthday countdown at the moment…

Great breasts…  cloud9:
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: TG on November 03, 2007, 05:36:29 PM
I would. I'm sure I would.
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2007, 05:46:40 PM
Oh would I ever!
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Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:56 PM
she must be about 60 now.. I despise the woman for advertising loan sharks
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 06:47:28 PM
Quote from: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:56 PM
she must be about 60 now.. I despise the woman for advertising loan sharks
You wouldn't do her then?  noooo:
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 06:55:04 PM
Dirty...
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Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: TG on November 03, 2007, 07:24:57 PM
http://www.brainybeauty.freeserve.co.uk/carol/

A human being person type thing spent hours making ths site. Probably with only one hand free.

I was going to sign the guest book but it appears to be unavailable at this time. cussing:
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2007, 06:22:25 AM
I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once – crying her eyes out like a baby.  sad24:

Perhaps I should have given her a Hobknob…  rubschin:
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2007, 07:12:07 AM
Quote from: Berek on November 03, 2007, 06:00:56 PM
she must be about 60 now.. I despise the woman for advertising loan sharks

She'll be 47 on 24th December 2007





And just what is wrong with being 60?  evil:
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 04, 2007, 01:30:50 PM
Dark hair. I bet her snatch looks like a smashed bat or a black cat with its throat cut (care of OH!)
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2007, 01:38:09 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 04, 2007, 01:30:50 PM
Dark hair. I bet her snatch looks like a smashed bat or a black cat with its throat cut (care of OH!)
lol: lol: lol:
Not necessarily…  whistle:
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Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2007, 01:50:19 PM
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Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2012, 10:51:51 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2138398/Carol-Vorderman-dinner-racing-entrepreneur-Jonathan-Palmer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2138398/Carol-Vorderman-dinner-racing-entrepreneur-Jonathan-Palmer.html)


 whistle:
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2012, 11:12:11 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2012, 10:51:51 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2138398/Carol-Vorderman-dinner-racing-entrepreneur-Jonathan-Palmer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2138398/Carol-Vorderman-dinner-racing-entrepreneur-Jonathan-Palmer.html)


 whistle:

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Just One More on May 03, 2012, 04:53:13 PM
Quote from: Carol Vordermann on November 04, 2007, 06:22:25 AM
I saw him in the pub once – crying his eyes out like a baby.  sad24:

Perhaps I should have given him a Hobknob…  rubschin:
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2012, 04:54:02 PM
Don't get upset BM, after all what does this rich younger bugger have that Silver Poo Poo doesn't?   whistle:
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Pirate on May 03, 2012, 05:01:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2012, 04:54:02 PM
Don't get upset BM, after all what does this rich younger bugger have that Silver Poo Poo doesn't?   whistle:

Carol Vorderman...
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Pastis on May 03, 2012, 05:04:26 PM
Which reminds me of Mrs Merton's question to Miss Debbie McGee ...

"So, tell me Debbie, what was it that first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?"    whistle:
Title: Re: Carol Vorderman
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2012, 05:47:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2012, 04:54:02 PM
Don't get upset BM, after all what does this rich younger bugger have that Silver Poo Poo doesn't?   whistle:

 rubschin: