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Title: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Berek on November 01, 2007, 04:01:17 PM
"I put all my own work, except my charity, on hold for the seven-and-a-half years we were together." 

what work ?? prostitution ??

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2007/11/01/heather-mills-in-new-tv-outburst-89520-20046361/

sooner she tops herself the better

Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Misunderstood on November 01, 2007, 04:07:09 PM
"I put all my own work, except my charity, on hold for the seven-and-a-half years we were together." 

what work ?? prostitution ??

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2007/11/01/heather-mills-in-new-tv-outburst-89520-20046361/

sooner she tops herself the better

What work?  Wood whittling of course...
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 01, 2007, 04:33:22 PM
sooner she tops herself the better

 noooo:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: TG on November 01, 2007, 04:39:13 PM
sooner she tops herself the better

 noooo:

A bit harsh. Mind you, she was cringeworthy to watch on the TV last night.
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 04:47:07 PM
"I put all my own work, except my charity, on hold for the seven-and-a-half years we were together." 

what work ?? prostitution ??

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2007/11/01/heather-mills-in-new-tv-outburst-89520-20046361/

sooner she tops herself the better

What work?  Wood whittling of course...

Opening branches all over London.
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Pastis on November 01, 2007, 04:53:21 PM
sooner she tops herself the better

 noooo:

A bit harsh. Mind you, she was cringeworthy to watch on the TV last night.

I saw that. I think she's completely lost the plot now  ::)
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Berek on November 01, 2007, 05:08:28 PM
sooner she tops herself the better

 noooo:

Haway man, the womans a frigging joke
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Olga on November 01, 2007, 07:33:48 PM
How much she wants for the leg?

We can make good price, if not special price here, if she wants new one. What's her prob?

Tell her to write me  cloud9:  I'll sort it out for hers  lol:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 07:34:22 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: chuntering again on November 02, 2007, 10:37:51 AM
Her revelations were obviously intended to attract pity, but have simply confirmed she is a bunny boiler.

No-one cares who chased who or who caused the breakdown of their marriage, we just don't like to see worthless shits getting a free lunch.
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 02, 2007, 11:18:36 AM
"worthless shit" is a bit strong.  eeek:

Irrespective of our opinion of her you can't deny that some sections of the media have treated her abysmally and have constantly bullied her.

I detest tabloid mentality, be it from the tabloids or the general public.   
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: chuntering again on November 02, 2007, 11:43:16 AM
I don't read tabloid newspapers. I have come to the conclusion Heather Mills is a waste of oxygen by my own accord. Speaking from personal experience, I don't like "her sort".
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 02, 2007, 11:57:24 AM
I don't read tabloid newspapers. I have come to the conclusion Heather Mills is a waste of oxygen by my own accord. Speaking from personal experience, I don't like "her sort".
Been out with a lot of amputees then?
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: chuntering again on November 02, 2007, 01:32:27 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic

I hope she gets woodworm.  cussing:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: GROWLER on November 02, 2007, 02:07:23 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic

I hope she gets woodworm.  cussing:

Death Watch beetle even?

She's a gold digging munter, and a miserable bad tempered surley cow also. Was before she even met McCartney. Humourless bitch.
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 02, 2007, 02:20:02 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic

I hope she gets woodworm.  cussing:

Death Watch beetle even?

She's a gold digging munter, and a miserable bad tempered surley cow also. Was before she even met McCartney. Humourless bitch.

Quite. I also snigger at the title for this topic, as it is evident that her hole has been dug extremely deep and extremely often. Raddled slapper.  cussing:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: GROWLER on November 02, 2007, 02:23:45 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic





 Raddled slapper.  cussing:


LMCO! lol:

Raddled! What a crackin' werd that is. Never 'eard that one before, but it's going in GROWLERS dictionary now. happy088
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: tel on November 02, 2007, 02:27:24 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic





 Raddled slapper.  cussing:


LMCO! lol:

Raddled! What a crackin' werd that is. Never 'eard that one before, but it's going in GROWLERS dictionary now. happy088

As opposed to being Riddled by Nick,
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: GROWLER on November 02, 2007, 02:34:12 PM
Adj. 1. raddled - used until no longer useful; "battered trumpets and raddled radios"; "worn-out shoes with flapping soles"


Or SHOE in her case! lol:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: chuntering again on November 02, 2007, 02:38:39 PM
The mad bitch is at it again:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=491307&in_page_id=1773

sad24: lol:

Also seems she fibbed about being a spokesman for "Protect Dafur" and "No More Landmines". I wonder when she'll stop digging?
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Bar Wench on November 02, 2007, 02:40:25 PM
What rubbish. If she really cared about her daughter she would stop this now.
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 02, 2007, 03:01:09 PM
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Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 02, 2007, 03:06:24 PM
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We're doing that on Sunday morning.

Wicker man at teatime. ;D
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: chuntering again on November 02, 2007, 03:16:39 PM
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She'll float with that hollow leg and violin.
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 02, 2007, 03:31:22 PM
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She'll float with that hollow leg and violin.

I doubt it.

The leg is filled with Krugerrands. evil:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: GROWLER on November 02, 2007, 06:19:08 PM
She also spoke of her £25 million divorce battle with 65-year-old Sir Paul, saying: "It's been really, really stressful.

Think I could put up with a bit of 'stress' for that, whinging minger. evil:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2007, 05:54:15 AM
She also spoke of her £25 million divorce battle with 65-year-old Sir Paul, saying: "It's been really, really stressful.

Think I could put up with a bit of 'stress' for that, whinging minger. evil:
Agreed…

The thing is (Uncle) she could have taken a modest sum from Macca (a few million) and lived easily off the interest. Plus she would have had a practically limitless earning ability from the book, features in ‘hello’, the lingerie collection, the perfume, appearing on Wogan, etc.

Some of us on more modest incomes with less earning potential can’t see why she would need so much.  noooo:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2008, 09:38:37 AM
I've always felt a bit of sympathy for Heather and felt that it was the media that did her down but following her little press conference after the settlement I've changed my opinion.

She's a worthless, money grabbing, selfish harridan.  cussing:

That bit about about her daughter traveling "B" while Paul travels "A"  ::)
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 09:48:24 AM
We won't be so childish to say 'we told you so'...  noooo:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 10:02:25 AM
Perhaps now she has the cash she will just do a varnishing act.
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Berek on March 18, 2008, 11:44:31 AM
she said yesterday that she has been doing charity work for 20 years, no she has not, 20 years ago she was getting a cock in her hairy flange for money
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 11:46:00 AM
Charity begins at home.  whistle:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 11:56:05 AM
she said yesterday that she has been doing charity work for 20 years, no she has not, 20 years ago she was getting a cock in her hairy flange for money
How much did she charge you?
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2008, 11:57:55 AM
Well apparently she's just lost the appeal against all the details of the divorce being made public. Something tells me she's going to be living in interesting times.
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 02:09:58 PM
Well apparently she's just lost the appeal against all the details of the divorce being made public. Something tells me she's going to be living in interesting times.
I had foolishly assumed it was Macca wanted the injunction to stop her selling it all to the Sun, Hello, and the Woodwork Gazette.

Do you think she was still charging him after they got spliced?

Did she have a fling with the Rentokil man?

etc..etc..
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2008, 03:19:05 PM
she said yesterday that she has been doing charity work for 20 years, no she has not, 20 years ago she was getting a cock in her hairy flange for money

Here's her pussy Berek

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Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 03:20:07 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 04:09:51 PM
she said yesterday that she has been doing charity work for 20 years, no she has not, 20 years ago she was getting a cock in her hairy flange for money

Here's her pussy Berek

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drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Mr Happy on March 19, 2008, 08:01:21 PM
From Porn Star to Hooker to Gobshite, next week she'll be Kerry Katona.

4 years work for £24m.

B Class for her daughter suggests that Paul will give his child  no more cash and fails to take into account that £24m will earn £1m a year. What was intended as a swipe at Paul alienated those stupid enough to have any sympathy for her.

What made her think she was entitled to a share of money he made prior to meeting her?

And apparetly it is now being revealed that she's been lying about her charitable donations, or if you believe her then her accountant ticked the wrong box.

Lyinghopalongmalingeringfuckpigslutcuntface!

Hope she gets Cancer!
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 19, 2008, 09:46:45 PM
The woman is has nutty as a Naafi fruit cake. eeek:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Just One More on March 20, 2008, 07:19:36 AM
She couldn't wait to start spending that money


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Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: barmisspah? on March 20, 2008, 05:19:02 PM
"I put all my own work, except my charity, on hold for the seven-and-a-half years we were together." 


My doesn't time fly when you're having fun
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2008, 05:27:06 PM
"I put all my own work, except my charity, on hold for the seven-and-a-half years we were together." 


My doesn't time fly when you're having fun

Prolly taken that long for her to take her 'business cards' out of all those phone boxes....  whistle:
Title: Re: Peg leg digs a deeper hole
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2008, 10:09:19 PM
Reading Private Eye on the train to London the other day  I saw this "Lookalike".So no credit to me.

Separated at birth?


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Iggy



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Peggy