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Title: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 09:21:58 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7071620.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7071620.stm)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 09:23:21 AM
What did they honestly expect when they put in suites with double beds?  ::)
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 09:24:02 AM
Praps they fear a sort of "turbulence " effect rubschin:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2007, 09:36:49 AM
Anybody here members of the club?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 09:38:56 AM
Praps they fear a sort of "turbulence " effect rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:17:10 AM
Anybody here members of the club?  rubschin:

 redface:

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 whistle:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2007, 10:18:42 AM
Anybody here members of the club?  rubschin:

 redface:

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 whistle:
In a Vanguard you dirty dog Darwin!
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:20:11 AM
Anybody here members of the club?  rubschin:

 redface:

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 whistle:
In a Vanguard you dirty dog Darwin!

The toilets were bigger than modern aeroplanes.  redface:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:31:06 AM
I flew on one of those once, but pre-puberty!
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:32:10 AM
Anybody here members of the club?  rubschin:

 redface:

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 whistle:
In a Vanguard you dirty dog Darwin!

The toilets were bigger than modern aeroplanes.  redface:

They are still adequate.
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:34:39 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:36:12 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:37:48 AM
Presumably if the ing flight film is crap (they usually are) then a trip to the bogs is in order, but does no one notice 2 people going in and staying there for, um 2 0r 3 mibnutes. Every plane I go on always has a queue for the bogs, so it would look a bit suspicious, not to mention the screaming............. ::)
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:41:09 AM
Presumably if the ing flight film is crap (they usually are) then a trip to the bogs is in order, but does no one notice 2 people going in and staying there for, um 2 0r 3 mibnutes. Every plane I go on always has a queue for the bogs, so it would look a bit suspicious, not to mention the screaming............. ::)

Not everyone is a screamer!  eeek:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:41:58 AM
I imagine Mr Wench as a yeller in a sort of "NO, PLEASE NO" kind of way.
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:42:23 AM
I imagine Mr Wench as a yeller in a sort of "NO, PLEASE NO" kind of way.

You been round our house recently?  eeek:

Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:42:41 AM
No, just a hunch!
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: tel on November 01, 2007, 10:43:24 AM
No, just a hunch!

Does it make you stoop?
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:44:33 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:44:53 AM
No, just a hunch!

Does it make you stoop?

 evil:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:45:54 AM
No, just a hunch!

Does it make you stoop?
 happy001

 evil:
Explains the allergy to bells as well.

Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:46:42 AM
No, just a hunch!

Does it make you stoop?
 happy001

 evil:
Explains the allergy to bells as well.



He has an allergy to bells? I thought it was quince?
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:47:13 AM
Hwylc is hæleþa þæs horsc ond þæs hygecræftig
       
þæt þæt mæge asecgan, hwa mec on sið wræce,
       
þonne ic astige strong, stundum reþe,
       
þrymful þunie, þragum wræce
       
fere geond foldan, folcsalo bærne,
 5     
ræced reafige? Recas stigað,
       
haswe ofer hrofum. Hlin bið on eorþan,
       
wælcwealm wera, þonne ic wudu hrere,
       
bearwas bledhwate, beamas fylle,
       
holme gehrefed, heahum meahtum
 10     
wrecen on waþe, wide sended;
       
hæbbe me on hrycge þæt ær hadas wreah
       
foldbuendra, flæsc ond gæstas,
       
somod on sunde. Saga hwa mec þecce,
       
oþþe hu ic hatte, þe þa hlæst bere.
 15 
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:47:31 AM
Onions.
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:48:05 AM
If you say so!
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:48:26 AM
Fish fingers?
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:49:47 AM
No sausages.
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:50:20 AM
No, they weren't invented till 963 by Captain Birdseye, DS
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:50:28 AM
No sausages.

None here either.
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:50:55 AM
No, they weren't invented till 963 by Captain Birdseye
Did he invent sausages as well?
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:51:03 AM
No sausages.

None here either.

Quince?
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:51:17 AM
No sausages.

Poor you. Time to fly somewhere praps?
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:52:15 AM
No sausages.

Poor you. Time to fly somewhere praps?

Nope. Fajitas for dinner. Ole!
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:52:47 AM
I know her brother Fatijo
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Bar Wench on November 01, 2007, 10:53:42 AM
I know her brother Fatijo

Spicey was he?
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:54:15 AM
I know her brother Fatijo

Was he the fireman with two sons, Hose-A and Hose-B?
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:56:36 AM
4/10

See me after class
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2007, 10:58:12 AM
4/10

See me after class
The voices told me to do it. redface:
Title: Re: Red rag and bull
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2007, 10:59:00 AM
They told me to buy a goose drumroll: