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Title: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 12:44:39 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7070995.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7070995.stm)

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The borough's Emergency Planning Officer has been called to the scene.


So that's reassuring. I assume he has a clipboard and a yellow helmet.
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 31, 2007, 12:50:09 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7070995.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7070995.stm)

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The borough's Emergency Planning Officer has been called to the scene.


So that's reassuring. I assume he has a clipboard and a yellow helmet.


It's a bit late in the day to be planning the emergency I'd have thought? It looks to me rather as though someone (or something) has beaten him to it!
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 12:50:59 PM
You mean he should be back at his desk planning another emergency? Good, er, plan!
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 31, 2007, 12:53:47 PM
You mean he should be back at his desk planning another emergency? Good, er, plan!

I'd rather he was back at his desk keeping his nose out of things. Safest option all round - bear in mind, I've worked for a borough council and they are not the brightest sparks in the universe (for the most part - I did raise the level for a time)
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: GROWLER on October 31, 2007, 01:08:51 PM
Muslums. ::)
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 01:12:17 PM
Que?
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 31, 2007, 01:41:46 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7070995.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7070995.stm)

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The borough's Emergency Planning Officer has been called to the scene.


So that's reassuring. I assume he has a clipboard and a yellow helmet.


Are the Chinese good at this sort of thing then  whistle:
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 01:42:13 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 31, 2007, 01:52:38 PM
tunble:

Why the  tunble: ?
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 01:53:51 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2007, 02:19:50 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7070995.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7070995.stm)

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The borough's Emergency Planning Officer has been called to the scene.


So that's reassuring. I assume he has a clipboard and a yellow helmet.


Are the Chinese good at this sort of thing then  whistle:
Well I thought it was very good, take no notice of Nick (as if you ever do)
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2007, 02:20:12 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Petrol prices to rise
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 31, 2007, 02:56:43 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7070995.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7070995.stm)

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The borough's Emergency Planning Officer has been called to the scene.


So that's reassuring. I assume he has a clipboard and a yellow helmet.


Are the Chinese good at this sort of thing then  whistle:
Well I thought it was very good, take no notice of Nick (as if you ever do)

Praise from DS! I am a very happy TMR now!