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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: GROWLER on October 28, 2007, 09:35:13 PM
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Another top programme tonight. happy088
I nearly shat myself with laughter when Clarkson drove that Peel car behind the news room. happy001
Simple but classic comedy.
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In one of the programmes to come, it looks like they have a Dolomite Sprint! Check out the TG preveiw video.
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In one of the programmes to come, it looks like they have a Dolomite Sprint! Check out the TG preveiw video.
I think you're right in your assumption. Isn't it fast disappearing backwards down that 1 in 2 hill start test facility at MIRA? lol:
I've driven up that! eeek:
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Next weeks 'adventure' looks potentially
disasterous good.
Trip across Africa in 3 bangers. eeek:
What could possibly go wrong for these 3 brilliant clowns? rubschin:
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What could possibly go wrong?
Indeed!
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Many TG repeats now showing daily on 'Dave' new freeview channel.
'Dave'?
Who the hell thought THAT up then? confused:
Causing major problems here though. ::)
GROWLER jnr. is a total and dedicated TG fan. The wimmen of the household are NOT happy. lol:
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Did you know that Jezza had a pet donkey earlier on this year, apparently? rubschin:
It died. sad24:
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Was it driving or racing?
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Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.
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Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.
Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!
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Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.
Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!
A jet or a hamster, I suppose it would still run away. noooo:
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Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.
Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!
A jet or a hamster, I suppose it would still run away. noooo:
Trust you to bring felching into it! Still, I suppose being in the farming line, you'd know all about doing things with wildlife.
If you look, you'll see that hamster in my post was capitalised - I was, of course, referring to the diminutive dimwit sidekick of Clarkson and May, who, you may recall, had an interesting experience with a large jet whilst in search of some speed record or other. OK?
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Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.
Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!
A jet or a hamster, I suppose it would still run away. noooo:
Trust you to bring felching into it! Still, I suppose being in the farming line, you'd know all about doing things with wildlife.
If you look, you'll see that hamster in my post was capitalised - I was, of course, referring to the diminutive dimwit sidekick of Clarkson and May, who, you may recall, had an interesting experience with a large jet whilst in search of some speed record or other. OK?
The the little fella alone - he DID, after all break the British Land Speed record on one of his (earlier) runs.
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The Donkey cloud9:
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The Donkey cloud9:
A decidedly wonky donkey apparently… whistle:
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Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.
Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!
A jet or a hamster, I suppose it would still run away. noooo:
Trust you to bring felching into it! Still, I suppose being in the farming line, you'd know all about doing things with wildlife.
If you look, you'll see that hamster in my post was capitalised - I was, of course, referring to the diminutive dimwit sidekick of Clarkson and May, who, you may recall, had an interesting experience with a large jet whilst in search of some speed record or other. OK?
The the little fella alone - he DID, after all break the British Land Speed record on one of his (earlier) runs.
Doesn't count, officially, but as far as us lot are concerned, yes, he is THE man who has travelled faster at ground level than anyone else, ever.....in GB.
Did you see them on that tv awards programme last night?
Clarkson was actually lost for werds for once when he scooped that award.
Richly deserved too. Best programme on tv now imo.
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It's gonna be a hoot tonight. Don't miss it! 8:00 pm happy088
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Some of us are werkin', like
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Some of us are werkin', like
You like me are self employed. YOU therefore dictate if, when and for how long you stop and /or start. OK? ::)
Oh hang on. You've got a tethering ring through your nose 'aven't you? rubschin:
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Deadline. 8 hours on the computer is long enough today though.....................
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Watched it ~ first time in ages ~ hasn't Clarkson lost a lot of hair recently.
As for the show ..... amusing but clearly staged.
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amusing but clearly staged.
doh:
How shocking!
After all those years of spontaneous, unrehearsed genius.
They will be doing a phone-in next. noooo:
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::) "Staged" as in Rally ::)
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::) "Staged" as in Rally ::)
Oh, some technical term was it. redface:
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I watched and enjoyed the programme but I was close to turning it it off because it was so contrived.
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I thought it was really funny. redface:
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I thought it was really funny. redface:
Hmmm. That's what kept me watching it.
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And I missed it! Had guests round and forgot to set it to record cry:
Anyone know which night it'll be repeated on BBC3?
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And I missed it! Had guests round and forgot to set it to record cry:
Anyone know which night it'll be repeated on BBC3?
Or "Dave"?
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Spent much of last evening watching the telly ~ very unusual for me but I was pleased to have caught, on UK TV Gold, a 2002/3 (?) recording of Victoria Wood "Live at The Albert Hall" . Two hours (less breaks) of pure comedy. The woman is a genius.
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And I missed it! Had guests round and forgot to set it to record cry:
Anyone know which night it'll be repeated on BBC3?
I'll get that info off GROWLER jnr later and post it for you. Think it's tomorrow night, but will confirm. ;)
Crackin' show that last night. cloud9:
I don't care if it's staged contrived whatevered. It's pure entertainment. Something that's sadly lacking on tv these days.
Only other programme worth watching is Doc Martin. Very funny that...imo., and top marks for superb acting Martin Clewes...miserable get. lol:
Any of you lot wince like I did, when he twatted his head on the top of the door frame last week? eeek:
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T.G. was top stuff last night, I laughed me cheesy wotsit off.. whistle:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fgraphics%2F2006%2F05%2F03%2Fuwotsit.jpg&hash=d832baca663cf07dc43ee047a0b0bca80b71aeb1)
rubschin:
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sick2:
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Thats what Meg refers to my pigeon as, she says its the same size and shape whistle:
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'prolly cheese n onion flavour
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'prolly cheese n onion flavour
sick2:
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And I missed it! Had guests round and forgot to set it to record cry:
Anyone know which night it'll be repeated on BBC3?
I'll get that info off GROWLER jnr later and post it for you. Think it's tomorrow night, but will confirm. ;)
Crackin' show that last night. cloud9:
I don't care if it's staged contrived whatevered. It's pure entertainment. Something that's sadly lacking on tv these days.
Only other programme worth watching is Doc Martin. Very funny that...imo., and top marks for superb acting Martin Clewes...miserable get. lol:
Any of you lot wince like I did, when he twatted his head on the top of the door frame last week? eeek:
Not as much as when he walked in on his Aunty Joan the other week. eeek:
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'prolly cheese n onion flavour
sick2:
A previous BF, no doubt eveilgrin:
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S'cuse me. TOP GEAR THREAD, OK? evil:....and a little bit about Doc Martin too...my thread, my choice, ok!
Repeat 19:00 hrs wednesdays on BBC2 according to my resident TG expert M.G. ;)
Channel Dave is currently screening old episodes from the last 5 years too.
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Only other programme worth watching is Doc Martin. Very funny that...imo., and top marks for superb acting Martin Clewes...miserable get. lol:
Well what a rotten end to the series that was ey? sad32:
They doin' another one, anyone know? rubschin:
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Only other programme worth watching is Doc Martin. Very funny that...imo., and top marks for superb acting Martin Clewes...miserable get. lol:
Well what a rotten end to the series that was ey? sad32:
They doin' another one, anyone know? rubschin:
From the ever reliable wikipedia :
ITV have recently confirmed that they have commissioned a fourth series, and when interviewed on This Morning, Martin Clunes stated very definitely that he is not taking a year off.
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Growler - did you see it? Unduly harsh on the Dolly I thought...
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Growler - did you see it? Unduly harsh on the Dolly I thought...
The sheep? rubschin:
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Growler - did you see it? Unduly harsh on the Dolly I thought...
The sheep? rubschin:
Dead sheep at that. noooo:
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Well, I had a soft spot for the old SD1 Rovers - had a couple in my time - a diesel and a 2.6 Auto.
And no, the doors never fell off - I have a suspicion that was 'engineered' for entertainment value!
And as for filling the buggers up with water! What was the point in that for God's sake? It's not something I'd ever consider doing in the real world so the information as to which lasts longest is of little real importance is it?
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But it was entertaining happy088
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Indeed MG. It must have been a pretty sick Sprint not to lap faster than a Datsun 120Y - my old one, in standard trim, was lapping Goodwood as fast as a works MG Maestro in 1991. And some may scoff at those, but they were pretty damned quick and we bot would happily see off Escort RS Turbos and the GTIs of the day.
And a Sprint has four ashtrays :-)
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It being a vile day (and the Boy down with The Vomit again evil:) we have been gazing at reruns of Top Gear on this Channel Dave.
Excellent Fun!
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It being a vile day (and the Boy down with The Vomit again evil:) we have been gazing at reruns of Top Gear on this Channel Dave.
Excellent Fun!
We can't get Dave... noooo:
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It should be called Top Gear channel. I think they are struggling!
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It being a vile day (and the Boy down with The Vomit again evil:) we have been gazing at reruns of Top Gear on this Channel Dave.
Excellent Fun!
We can't get Dave... noooo:
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Dave very funny. Weekend before last they has all the Top Gear challenges on back to back. Very very funny.
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It being a vile day (and the Boy down with The Vomit again evil:) we have been gazing at reruns of Top Gear on this Channel Dave.
Excellent Fun!
We can't get Dave... noooo:
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Dave very funny. Weekend before last they has all the Top Gear challenges on back to back. Very very funny.
I can almost feel the hilarity in your post… ::)
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It being a vile day (and the Boy down with The Vomit again evil:) we have been gazing at reruns of Top Gear on this Channel Dave.
Excellent Fun!
We can't get Dave... noooo:
point:
Dave very funny. Weekend before last they has all the Top Gear challenges on back to back. Very very funny.
I can almost feel the hilarity in your post… ::)
And the Vodka ::)
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I nearly shat myself with laughter
I suggest you get that looked at by a professional eeek:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNy1w4DV5Hw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNy1w4DV5Hw)
::)
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Trawling threads that haven't been posted on since October 2007, changing an avatar back to one that is as old as the thread, finding video clips on YouTube.
Nick is bored. ::)
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Trawling threads that haven't been posted on since October 2007, changing an avatar back to one that is as old as the thread, finding video clips on YouTube.
Nick is bored. ::)
Indeed... what next...? scared2:
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I am supposed to be werking, but not in the mood
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I am supposed to be werking, but not in the mood
Nobody is in the mood today... for posting that is... noooo:
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I have made some phone calls (one of which yielded some fab gossip) and busy on the e mail, but we have the CFBT to think about... noooo:
And obviously I am missing Donna sad24:
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I have made some phone calls (one of which yielded some fab gossip) and busy on the e mail, but we have the CFBT to think about... noooo:
And obviously I am missing Donna sad24:
I'm sure Donna is missing you too... char048
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Been out, Tip (Old clothes), Dentist (Collect tooth support device for Mrs S#2 who has a loose front tooth), Creamery (Buy local Cheese and Butter) Cash Point (Obvious), Bodfari Fish & Game Farm Shop (Get prices of Croc meat for Nick) and now home again.
PM will be speeding through the ether to Mr Nick with prices of exotic meats as promised.
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I have made some phone calls (one of which yielded some fab gossip) and busy on the e mail, but we have the CFBT to think about... noooo:
And obviously I am missing Donna sad24:
I'm sure Donna is missing you too... char048
She is.She patted my shoulder today cloud9:
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I have made some phone calls (one of which yielded some fab gossip) and busy on the e mail, but we have the CFBT to think about... noooo:
And obviously I am missing Donna sad24:
I'm sure Donna is missing you too... char048
She is.She patted my shoulder today cloud9:
And took your wallet with the other hand.
"In this life, One thing counts,
In the bank, Large amounts
You've gotta pick a pocket or two" whistle:
Earworm Courtesy of Snoopy
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Banghead
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I have made some phone calls (one of which yielded some fab gossip) and busy on the e mail, but we have the CFBT to think about... noooo:
And obviously I am missing Donna sad24:
I'm sure Donna is missing you too... char048
She is.She patted my shoulder today cloud9:
Did she wash her hands afterwards perchance...? whistle:
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I have made some phone calls (one of which yielded some fab gossip) and busy on the e mail, but we have the CFBT to think about... noooo:
And obviously I am missing Donna sad24:
I'm sure Donna is missing you too... char048
She is.She patted my shoulder today cloud9:
Did she wash her hands afterwards perchance...? whistle:
Her hands would need to be slightly moist in order to thumb through and count the roll of banknotes Nick was handing her.
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I have made some phone calls (one of which yielded some fab gossip) and busy on the e mail, but we have the CFBT to think about... noooo:
And obviously I am missing Donna sad24:
I'm sure Donna is missing you too... char048
She is.She patted my shoulder today cloud9:
Did she wash her hands afterwards perchance...? whistle:
Her hands would need to be slightly moist in order to thumb through and count the roll of banknotes Nick was handing her.
rubschin:
I see her as more of one of those automatic bank note counter type of girls... whistle:
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Why aren't the emotithingies working?
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Why aren't the emotithingies working?
Why are you now called Nicky? noooo:
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Restless. Why aren't the emotithingies working?
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Restless. Why aren't the emotithingies working?
Because you changed your screen name. This caused a fracture in the dynamic system logic library of the board softaware which causes your discrete post count to re-set to minus 8000. In about 7990 posts the emoticons will work again. happy088
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Bollix.BM has broken something
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Bollix.BM has broken something
Works fine for me... and TG... whistle:
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cussing:
Solved
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Wot a Top series this new one is! happy088
And wot a Top show it was tonight 9or whenever it was on)... happy088
And wot a Top bloke that Sebastian Vettel is! worthy:
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Last night's ... I'm sure it was a repeat but, a midnight blue TVR S2 ... me old
tart trap vehicle sad32: