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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 28, 2007, 07:28:40 PM
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Let's speculate about him and Landlady. She seems like a goer to me. Poor chap must be worn to the bone!
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Let's speculate about him and Landlady. She seems like a goer to me. Poor chap must be worn to the bone!
I have STRICT orders about what to do in the unlikely event of the regulars excessively slagging off the patron in his absence. whistle:
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I was sympathising!! ::)
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Let's speculate about him and Landlady. She seems like a goer to me. Poor chap must be worn to the bone!
Dunno about THAT, but she don't 'arf talk some shite when she's pissed.
Told me that she liked me or summat a couple of weeks ago.
Ey? confused:
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I was sympathising!! ::)
Course you were...
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Told me that she liked me or summat a couple of weeks ago
Well she was clearly pissed then!
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Told me that she liked me or summat a couple of weeks ago
Well she was clearly pissed then!
That's what i thought. No one likes me. Not even me. ::)
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I am sure Mrs Growler has a soft spot for you, assuming you can locate it, obviously. spider:
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Told me that she liked me or summat a couple of weeks ago
Well she was clearly pissed then!
That's what i thought. No one likes me. Not even me. ::)
happy100
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That's what i thought. No one likes me. Not even me. ::)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebutopia.net%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fkiss.gif&hash=336a32bc7d89ab23b69430e3059f683f8042ef99) Awwww! I remember when you brought a BIG smile to my face, even if we did get a bit damp. redface:
Mrs G if you are reading this, it is not quite what it sounds like. eyes:
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That's what i thought. No one likes me. Not even me. ::)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebutopia.net%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fkiss.gif&hash=336a32bc7d89ab23b69430e3059f683f8042ef99) Awwww! I remember when you brought a BIG smile to my face, even if we did get a bit damp. redface:
Mrs G if you are reading this, it is not quite what it sounds like. eyes:
eeek:
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That's what i thought. No one likes me. Not even me. ::)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebutopia.net%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fkiss.gif&hash=336a32bc7d89ab23b69430e3059f683f8042ef99) Awwww! I remember when you brought a BIG smile to my face, even if we did get a bit damp. redface:
Bloody jellyfish. evil:
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evil:
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I was sympathising!! ::)
Sympathising because he had to go away with me - I feel a BIG smite coming on Mr. Nick evil: evil: evil:
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I was sympathising!! ::)
Sympathising because he had to go away with me - I feel a BIG smite coming on Mr. Nick evil: evil: evil:
I'll go 'round and smack him personally if you wish?
He's owed quite a few from me alone tbh. thatsit:
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Told me that she liked me or summat a couple of weeks ago
Well she was clearly pissed then!
That's what i thought. No one likes me. Not even me. ::)
Oh yes I do like you, pissed, sober or in between so there is nothig you can do to change my mind on this Mr. G razz:
Mind you before going off for the weekend with BM attending a local Elvis evening - got a bit tiddled there too and allegedly goosed Elvis - I think Goose is a bit like Turkey only fattier whistle:
ANYWAY ask BM who was ALSO sleeping in his bed recently - whisper has it that it was a bit of a fairy whistle: eyes: whistle: eyes: whistle:
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I was sympathising!! ::)
Sympathising because he had to go away with me - I feel a BIG smite coming on Mr. Nick evil: evil: evil:
I'll go 'round and smack him personally if you wish?
He's owed quite a few from me alone tbh. thatsit:
See that's just what I mean- you are kind and caring and willing to come to a ladies rescue razz:
For this I applaud you xxx and smite nasty Mr. Nick (insert blowing a big raspberry emoticon here please)
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Told me that she liked me or summat a couple of weeks ago
Well she was clearly pissed then!
That's what i thought. No one likes me. Not even me. ::)
Oh yes I do like you, pissed, sober or in between so there is nothig you can do to change my mind on this Mr. G razz:
Mind you before going off for the weekend with BM attending a local Elvis evening - got a bit tiddled there too and allegedly goosed Elvis - I think Goose is a bit like Turkey only fattier whistle:
ANYWAY ask BM who was ALSO sleeping in his bed recently - whisper has it that it was a bit of a fairy whistle: eyes: whistle: eyes: whistle:
Which bit? lol:
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You are all bonkers evil:
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You are all bonkers evil:
And you're not? noooo:
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Bloody Hell, anyone who Nick decides is bonkers is clearly beyond help eeek:
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Bloody Hell, anyone who Nick decides is bonkers is clearly beyond help eeek:
rubschin: then scared2:
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Well you are. And Miss Whiplash is defintiely on the death list now. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cussing: cussing: Banghead spider:
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You are all bonkers evil:
...and you're just jealous cus someone actually likes me.....apparently eeek:
hasn't actually met me though
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Well you are. And Miss Whiplash is defintiely on the death list now. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cussing: cussing: Banghead spider:
I'm starting to like this Miss Whiplash more and more just for the entertainment factor of seeing Nick all wound up point:
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Bitch owes me £4000!
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Bitch owes me £4000!
Stop harpin' on about it, and lets see some positive retrieval action.
If not, pass the debt over for my collection on your behalf......conditions apply. ;)
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I am on the case!
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Stop nick-ing my tag line you. evil:
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I am on the case!
Name and shame!