The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on October 28, 2007, 07:00:10 PM
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....I'm NOT having apple crumble for pudding, evil: following your kind donation of some 'cookers' this avvy.
THEY, that's THIS lot, are going to shortly be scoffing stewed apple and milk ffs.
What a bloody waste. ::)
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Er, you had some free apples. Can't you do crumble for yerself.............like spider:
We had crumble and ice cream.................like
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Er, you had some free apples. Can't you do crumble for yerself.............like spider:
Miss GROWLER has saved the day. happy088
She heard me complaining bitterly to Mrs GROWLER, and has as a consequence got her pinny out to make us a crumble like. cloud9:
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Can't be alot left. They cook down. Tell her cinammon/cloves and raisins
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Bollox. Got no custard. Yet another trip to the late shop that'll get me freshly cleaned black car filthy. ::)
Me, make crumble?!! lol:
If it involves mixing stuff together, I'm stuffed. It's wimmins werk. happy088
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wimmin's
actually!
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wimmin's
actually!
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wimmin's
actually!
Ey?
Wha'? confused:
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Apostrophes, old chap
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Got no custard.
No Birds in the cupboard? eyes:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Got no custard.
No Birds in the cupboard? eyes:
Too full of skelingtons I expect. ;)
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Quite likely.
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Top crumble. Top belly ache now too! Must have caught one of the wasps nests. happy088
Mrs GROWLER reckons they were eaters NOT cookers though.
Wimmen ey? They have to argue the toss about everything, but i'll forgive her this time. Her 'ed's not quite straight at the moment like, so it must be affecting her taste buds.
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Mrs GROWLER reckons they were eaters NOT cookers though
They were free FFS. They are a bit tarty to eat and cook quite well, so tell her to shut up
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Mrs GROWLER reckons they were eaters NOT cookers though
They were free FFS. They are a bit tarty to eat and cook quite well, so tell her to shut up
No problem.
Done. happy088
Added a few more colourful werds to it too...just for you like. cloud9:
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Ok like
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Ok like
You takin' the piss................like? rubschin:
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No. Like
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Talkin' about you at your local newsagents this avvy. Linda is it?
She reckons you're barkin' too. ::)
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It is Linda. Tell more!
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It is Linda. Tell more!
Nowt else to tell, just that everyone I meet that knows you thinks you're a nutter. lol:
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Makes a refreshing change to 'av a' u-nited opinion about sommat oop thar!
Like. ;D
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Makes a refreshing change to 'av a' u-nited opinion about sommat oop thar!
Like. ;D
60 miles east for flat caps an' ferrets thanks. ::)
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It is Linda. Tell more!
Nowt else to tell, just that everyone I meet that knows you thinks you're a nutter. lol:
Is he a common topic of conversation among the locals? like.
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It is Linda. Tell more!
Nowt else to tell, just that everyone I meet that knows you thinks you're a nutter. lol:
Is he a common topic of conversation among the locals? like.
Oh yes. He's almost got celebrity status up here. eeek:
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evil:
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evil:
You could always move to Switzerland if all this popularity is becoming too much fellah. lol:
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Spain will do me nicely, thank you evil: spider:
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I don't understand the vast majority of this thread. eeek:
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That would be a brain related problem spider:
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I'm wondering whether The Pub is vaguely Borg like and I've been cut off for too long. eeek:
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I'm wondering whether The Pub is vaguely Borg like and I've been cut off for too long. eeek:
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rubschin:
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I have no idea what she is on about either noooo:
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shrugs:
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Yes, Star trek: First Contact. Still don't see the connection though rubschin:
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Banghead
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I'm wondering whether The Pub is vaguely Borg like and I've been cut off for too long. eeek:
Handsome Nordic tennis players or Star Trek thingies?
7 of 9 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vO4matez4unI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vO4matez4unI) cloud9
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Fab video DS!
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We're sorry, this video is no longer available point:
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For th sake of others I should point out that this thread is about apples. Or it was once. noooo:
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Bloody geek-shite. evil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vO4matez4unI&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vO4matez4unI&NR=1)
I only do what the buttons say.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vO4matez4unI
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For th sake of others I should point out that this thread is about apples. Or it was once. noooo:
When? shrugs:
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This place is more cliquey than the Borg ~ perhaps Wenchy sees herself as Seven of Nine?
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I always though she looked top heavy and could do you a nasty injury with her boobs if she bumped into you.
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Bloody geek-shite. evil:
I only do what the buttons say.
And the voices? point:
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Bloody geek-shite. evil:
I only do what the buttons say.
And the voices? point:
Especially the voices.
Thank you Mort for the proper picture.
I think Wench could wear that costume on 'theme night'.
I shall be a Klingon. ;D
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Bloody geek-shite. evil:
I only do what the buttons say.
And the voices? point:
Especially the voices.
Thank you Mort for the proper picture.
I think Wench could wear that costume on 'theme night'.
I shall be a Klingon. ;D
Klingon - didn't that come up recently in another thread?
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I discovered some years ago that the word Klingon is a Trade Mark. You can't use it. Not many people know that!
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Personally I've always prefered the classic costumes.
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Bloody geek-shite. evil:
I only do what the buttons say.
And the voices? point:
Especially the voices.
Thank you Mort for the proper picture.
I think Wench could wear that costume on 'theme night'.
I shall be a Klingon. ;D
Klingon - didn't that come up recently in another thread?
Yes, it was a thread about lawnmowers or dogs or summat.
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Personally I've always prefered the classic costumes.
Those mini skirts were practically obscene eeek:
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Personally I've always prefered the classic costumes.
Those mini skirts were practically obscene eeek:
eyes:
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Personally I've always prefered the classic costumes.
Those mini skirts were practically obscene eeek:
eyes:
OK, Wenchy can wear one of those then. whistle:
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Thunder Thighs
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Thunder Thighs
That's as maybe, but I would! Like a rat up a drainpipe!
Phwoar!
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What? You mean you wouldn't given the chance?
Pull the other one Nick!
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Not my type. More the Michelle Pfeiffer persuasion, about whom I know a good joke!
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We're waiting...
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Long joke and requre actions. One day in the Alma
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Long joke and requre actions. One day in the Alma
Why do you need to be in a Parisian underpass to tell a joke?
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evil:
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Long joke and requre actions. One day in the Alma
Why do you need to be in a Parisian underpass to tell a joke?
What's black and goes "crunch"?
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Long joke and requre actions. One day in the Alma
Why do you need to be in a Parisian underpass to tell a joke?
What's black and goes "crunch"?
What's white and goes missing?