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Title: Females & Beer
Post by: tel on October 26, 2007, 08:29:19 AM: Saw this wench on UKTV Food last night.

http://girlsguidetobeer.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Snoopy on October 26, 2007, 08:32:52 AM: Apparently they (females) can catch salmon at "that time of the month" too. whistle:

Is nothing sacred anymore?
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 09:31:44 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 26, 2007, 08:32:52 AM
Apparently they (females) can catch salmon . . .

Is this 'salmon' a feminine disorder or euphemism with which I am unfamiliar?
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: tel on October 26, 2007, 09:52:48 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 09:31:44 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 26, 2007, 08:32:52 AM
Apparently they (females) can catch salmon . . .

Is this 'salmon' a feminine disorder or euphemism with which I am unfamiliar?

eeek:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 11:40:46 AM: What is this about then? shrugs:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: tel on October 26, 2007, 11:51:44 AM: I think Snoopy has been sniffing something!
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 12:05:36 PM: Quote from: tel on October 26, 2007, 11:51:44 AM
I think Snoopy has been sniffing something!
Another dog’s arse prolly! point:

He is on holiday so we can talk about him!
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 12:32:12 PM: Quote from: tel on October 26, 2007, 11:51:44 AM
I think Snoopy has been sniffing something!

Wenchys feet by all accounts. eyes:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: tel on October 26, 2007, 02:17:18 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 12:32:12 PM
Quote from: tel on October 26, 2007, 11:51:44 AM
I think Snoopy has been sniffing something!

Wenchys feet by all accounts. eyes:

Yes, he gets the corn.
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 10:58:34 AM: sick2:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: tel on October 30, 2007, 01:16:12 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 10:58:34 AM
sick2:

I though you had stopped doing that.
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 30, 2007, 02:07:55 PM: Quote from: tel on October 30, 2007, 01:16:12 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 10:58:34 AM
sick2:

I though you had stopped doing that.

She must have looked in a mirror...
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:20:52 PM: eeek:

Trouble!
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 30, 2007, 02:28:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:20:52 PM
eeek:

Trouble!

I'm brave, me scared2:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: tel on October 30, 2007, 02:30:40 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 30, 2007, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:20:52 PM
eeek:

Trouble!

I'm brave, me scared2:

But Wenchy is probably still weak at the moment, a good time to chance your arm. ;D
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 02:31:39 PM: sad24: blah de blah sad24: blah de blah sad24: blah de blah sad24: blah de blah sad24: blah de blah
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 30, 2007, 02:34:27 PM: Quote from: tel on October 30, 2007, 02:30:40 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 30, 2007, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:20:52 PM
eeek:

Trouble!

I'm brave, me scared2:

But Wenchy is probably still weak at the moment, a good time to chance your arm. ;D

Of course she is weak - she is a woman whistle:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: tel on October 30, 2007, 02:41:06 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 30, 2007, 02:34:27 PM
Quote from: tel on October 30, 2007, 02:30:40 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 30, 2007, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:20:52 PM
eeek:

Trouble!

I'm brave, me scared2:
But she might be BIGGER than you.
But Wenchy is probably still weak at the moment, a good time to chance your arm. ;D

Of course she is weak - she is a woman whistle:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:42:22 PM: I am awaiting her views on Professor Commode!
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2007, 02:44:58 PM: Quote from: tel on October 30, 2007, 02:30:40 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 30, 2007, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:20:52 PM
eeek:

Trouble!

I'm brave, me scared2:

But Wenchy is probably still weak at the moment, a good time to chance your arm. ;D

rubschin: Probably your best bet under the circumstances. whistle:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 02:55:27 PM: 1) Professor Commode did a lovely line in toilets
2) I am certainly NOT weak. Ask Mr Wench.
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2007, 02:59:40 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 02:55:27 PM
Professor Commode did a lovely line in toilets
[sniff]
So did Kate Moss (allegedly)[/sniff]
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 03:01:47 PM: MR Wench we demand an answer!

Oh, you are verboten, sorry, forgot

How is the BLACK Micra point:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2007, 03:04:51 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 02:55:27 PM
1) Professor Commode did a lovely line in toilets
2) I am certainly NOT weak. Ask Mr Wench.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clipartheaven.com%2Fclipart%2Fpeople%2Ffaces_-_cartoons%2Fblack_eye_man.gif&hash=2a353c18369e3de00ace00ef5eed8d0499d35d9c)
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: tel on October 30, 2007, 03:13:24 PM: Did a thread just come and go, in the twinkling of an eye?
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 05:46:21 PM: Wasn't it about apples?
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2007, 06:04:39 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2007, 02:42:22 PM
I am awaiting her views on Professor Commode!

I thought the Commode reference was an elaborate ruse... rubschin:

Frank... truthful, honest
Commode... hidden, obscured

Genesis of Secrecy... ironic title

Never read it, you see... Barman?.... Pint please redface:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2007, 06:42:30 PM: Que?
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2007, 06:53:27 PM: Mi scusi redface:
Title: Re: Females & Beer
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2007, 04:32:18 AM: shrugs: