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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on October 24, 2007, 05:37:01 PM

Title: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2007, 05:37:01 PM: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7008933385

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

OK Wenchy ~ The challenge is on .... not going to be beaten by an Aussie Barmaid are you?
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2007, 06:06:56 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 24, 2007, 05:37:01 PM
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7008933385

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

OK Wenchy ~ The challenge is on .... not going to be beaten by an Aussie Barmaid are you?
lol: lol:
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2007, 06:12:49 PM: Dont know about crushing beercans but something tells me she may flatten a beagle's nose before much longer lol:
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2007, 06:36:57 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2007, 06:12:49 PM
Dont know about crushing beercans but something tells me she may flatten a beagle's nose before much longer lol:

rubschin: Between her ....errrr.... thingies? redface:

On the breasts of a barmaid called Gail
Was tattooed the price of pale ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information ~ in Braille.
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2007, 09:43:45 AM: Depends on which thingies you are talking about Snoops, remember Wenchy has a huge tat mountain so is likely to have plenty of things to banjo you with whistle:
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 25, 2007, 09:54:36 AM: She's been rather quiet for a couple of days. You don't think they are trapped in the car somewhere?

Wenchy with her Crocs shoes jammed in the headrests and Mr Wench with a slipped disc? whistle:
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Snoopy on October 25, 2007, 10:03:15 AM: Bless her ~ she's not been well. Some sort of respiratory infection ~ I have a child home from school with similar.
Lot of it about.
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 25, 2007, 10:09:32 AM: New car, Mr Wench off because of half-term, Wenchy gets respiratory infection.

Convenient rubschin:
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 25, 2007, 10:29:39 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 25, 2007, 10:09:32 AM
New car, Mr Wench off because of half-term, Wenchy gets respiratory infection.

Convenient rubschin:

rubschin: As you say.

"Respiratory infection"=Heavy breathing, needs goose-fat rubbed on chest. eyes:
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Snoopy on October 25, 2007, 10:32:05 AM: Nah! She really is ill
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 25, 2007, 01:45:45 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 25, 2007, 10:32:05 AM
Nah! She really is ill

Have you been licking her feet again?
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Snoopy on October 25, 2007, 01:56:24 PM: I wish cloud9:
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 25, 2007, 02:08:11 PM: careful ~ she's probably listening.
Title: Re: This has to be the story of the week.
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 10:59:29 AM: You lot are terrible!