Oh so you're the one needing the mop then? rubschin:
It's your pork scratchings I'm worried about.. eyes:He hasn?t been showing you his pork scratchings has he? He got an ASBO for that once before? noooo:
You forgot this tho... drumroll:Oh so you're the one needing the mop then? rubschin:
The correct response is "You always did". ::)
So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:Smoke as much as you like... whistle:
So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:Smoke as much as you like... whistle:
Not into the urinals ? makes them hard to light. drumroll:So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:Smoke as much as you like... whistle:
Ashtrays going, or is it a case of flickin' them on the floor or into the urinals?
Not into the urinals ? makes them hard to light. drumroll:So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:Smoke as much as you like... whistle:
Ashtrays going, or is it a case of flickin' them on the floor or into the urinals?
To seriously damage those that have smoted me! eveilgrin:Not into the urinals ? makes them hard to light. drumroll:So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:Smoke as much as you like... whistle:
Ashtrays going, or is it a case of flickin' them on the floor or into the urinals?
Uh.. Why would you want to set fire to a urinal? eeek:
The barmaids top. eyes:
The customers? Some of them are getting a little lairy. whistle:Indeed ? some of the staff could do with a clip ?round the ear too. Angry9:
Why not!Quote from: Albert link=topic=190. msg2086#msg2086 date=1179008586The barmaids top. eyes:
Why? eeek:
Not into the urinals ? makes them hard to light. drumroll:So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:Smoke as much as you like... whistle:
Ashtrays going, or is it a case of flickin' them on the floor or into the urinals?
Uh.. Why would you want to set fire to a urinal? eeek:
It is the leftovers from the hollyisntjustforchristmas fund. It has now turned into the wenchneedsanewlaptop fund. Please give generously and of PROPER TENDER as it would seem pcworld don't accept pesos etc.I thought that maybe we could do a fund raising event from the GOS Home for Unwed Mothers?
ah! I was not aware of that. Do you think they will sub me for some improvements to my bedroom then?Who, the unwed mothers?
Well, you aren't getting any of the fund towards staging costs and you will have to talk to The Boss about renting his back room. whistle:My 'back room' is not for renting! shocked003
Well, you aren't getting any of the fund towards staging costs and you will have to talk to The Boss about renting his back room. whistle:My 'back room' is not for renting! shocked003
They always look better with the beer goggles on GOS... as I know to my cost redface:OMG! you didn't?.... you didn't marry one did you?
Best make sure there is good lighting in this here pub then Wench. Methinks there are probably a load of old porkers in ere. eeek:How very dare you madam? whacky082
Best make sure there is good lighting in this here pub then Wench. Methinks there are probably a load of old porkers in ere. eeek:
Quote from: Boozehag link=topic=190. msg3581#msg3581 date=1179586094Best make sure there is good lighting in this here pub then Wench. Methinks there are probably a load of old porkers in ere. eeek:
They are. Touch nothing. Only accept drinks from me. Do not leave your drink unattended. If someone asks if you fancy a sausage UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPT! scared2:
They are. Touch nothing. Only accept drinks from me. Do not leave your drink unattended. If someone asks if you fancy a sausage UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPT! scared2:
Everything has a price around here eastdrink048 Hic!
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=190. msg3653#msg3653 date=1179601169Everything has a price around here eastdrink048 Hic!
Even the beer!. . . . Feck that. Angry9:
There are too many girlies in this snug.. I am off to the bar, where we can talk footie and how big our willie is and fart and have a good larf!!!We might have to saw the padlock off the old Public Bar and open that up again ? no women. I might even invest in some new sawdust.
As the Snug is becoming the girly bar hows about getting a male stripper in? Wednesdays are girls nights from now on.Laugh?
In fact how about you Barman? Whip that todger out so we can have a good laugh. 8)
You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! point:
As the Snug is becoming the girly bar hows about getting a male stripper in? Wednesdays are girls nights from now on.
In fact how about you Barman? Whip that todger out so we can have a good laugh. 8)
You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! point:
You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! point:
Touche...
So Snoopy - are you offering???
There are too many girlies in this snug.. I am off to the bar, where we can talk footie and how big our willie is and fart and have a good larf!!!We might have to saw the padlock off the old Public Bar and open that up again ? no women. I might even invest in some new sawdust.
But the old stuff is a bit? um? Nah you?re right it will be fine. whistle:There are too many girlies in this snug.. I am off to the bar, where we can talk footie and how big our willie is and fart and have a good larf!!!We might have to saw the padlock off the old Public Bar and open that up again ? no women. I might even invest in some new sawdust.
Don't put new sawdust down! ::) Crikes, that is practically kidnapping the wimmin into it, It makes them think of DIY and stuff...
You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! point:
Touche...
So Snoopy - are you offering???
60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago. sad24:
I would have volunteered my services, but there is so much hassle under the H&S regulations involved in flashing the one eyed purple headed bedroom snake around it is hardly worth it. The cost of producing warning leaflets that have to be read and signed is astronomical.You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! point:
Touche...
So Snoopy - are you offering???
60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago. sad24:
But still look good as a fireman Snoops...
I would have volunteered my services, but there is so much hassle under the H&S regulations involved in flashing the one eyed purple headed bedroom snake around it is hardly worth it. The cost of producing warning leaflets that have to be read and signed is astronomical.You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! point:
Touche...
So Snoopy - are you offering???
60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago. sad24:
But still look good as a fireman Snoops...
"Patrons are advised not to stare at GOS's todger for for more than 3 minutes, it senses fear"
I would have volunteered my services, but there is so much hassle under the H&S regulations involved in flashing the one eyed purple headed bedroom snake around it is hardly worth it. The cost of producing warning leaflets that have to be read and signed is astronomical.You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! point:
Touche...
So Snoopy - are you offering???
60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago. sad24:
But still look good as a fireman Snoops...
"Patrons are advised not to stare at GOS's todger for for more than 3 minutes, it senses fear"
My mind is all of a boggle shocked003
On balance, perhaps the stripper isn?t a good idea after all? scared2:
A large cognac coming your way young lady?On balance, perhaps the stripper isn?t a good idea after all? scared2:
Yes but if you were any kind of barman you could hire the right hunk for the night and charge, I'd pay!
A cognac if you please barman.
Signs of a pub that is about to go tits up (or how to anticipate the barman vanishing with the takings one Monday morning)And this... eastdrink048
1) Music nights 3 nights a week featuring "local" talentless berks
2) Free Quiz Nights
3) Happy hour every night including Saturdays
4) Doubles for the price of singles
5) Strippers
6) Topless barmaids all 40 years old (or older)
7) Bailiffs removing furniture
Signs of a pub that is about to go tits up (or how to anticipate the barman vanishing with the takings one Monday morning)And this... eastdrink048
1) Music nights 3 nights a week featuring "local" talentless berks
2) Free Quiz Nights
3) Happy hour every night including Saturdays
4) Doubles for the price of singles
5) Strippers
6) Topless barmaids all 40 years old (or older)
7) Bailiffs removing furniture
Ah ~ You've seen it too!
Sheen it - no I can't shee nuffink - hic. sick2:Signs of a pub that is about to go tits up (or how to anticipate the barman vanishing with the takings one Monday morning)And this... eastdrink048
1) Music nights 3 nights a week featuring "local" talentless berks
2) Free Quiz Nights
3) Happy hour every night including Saturdays
4) Doubles for the price of singles
5) Strippers
6) Topless barmaids all 40 years old (or older)
7) Bailiffs removing furniture
Ah ~ You've seen it too!
'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:shocked003
What? You want it to do bloody tricks as well???? How about I show you the stand up and beg trick then? eeek:I would have volunteered my services, but there is so much hassle under the H&S regulations involved in flashing the one eyed purple headed bedroom snake around it is hardly worth it. The cost of producing warning leaflets that have to be read and signed is astronomical.You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! point:
Touche...
So Snoopy - are you offering???
60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago. sad24:
But still look good as a fireman Snoops...
"Patrons are advised not to stare at GOS's todger for for more than 3 minutes, it senses fear"
My mind is all of a boggle shocked003
Let's just say "It ain't big and it ain't clever" shall we.
'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:Hey, my bloody pension money is in there!!!!!!!!!!
whistle:'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:Hey, my bloody pension money was in there!!!!!!!!!!
Where am I supposed to put my foreign coins now the blind box has gone as well?whistle:'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:Hey, my bloody pension money was in there!!!!!!!!!!
We had a lock-in and got blind drunk with the proceeds ? that was what thy were for wasn?t it? whistle:Where am I supposed to put my foreign coins now the blind box has gone as well?whistle:'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:Hey, my bloody pension money was in there!!!!!!!!!!
so I take it the trip to York for the racing has been cancelled ???whistle:
so I take it the trip to York for the racing has been cancelled ???whistle:
Did you really want to go and watch silly racing?
The committee has decided to open up the public bar and get a stripper in? on another thread somewhere I think, probably? ;)so I take it the trip to York for the racing has been cancelled ???whistle:
Did you really want to go and watch silly racing?
I Was looking forward to stopping at a strip club on the way back whistle: