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Title: This is sticky (not any more)
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2007, 03:04:30 PM: See?
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 10:19:37 AM: What made it sticky? :o
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 12:18:51 PM: Quote from: holly on April 26, 2007, 10:19:37 AM
What made it sticky? :o
Um... your avatar? :-[
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 02:10:03 PM: :-*

What on earth is that emoticon? >:(
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 02:46:42 PM: Quote from: holly on April 26, 2007, 02:10:03 PM
:-*

What on earth is that emoticon? >:(
Embarrassed sweetie, embarrassed? :-*
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 02:50:13 PM: There are two sets of ?smile?s? available ? standard and classic ? should we try classic do you think? :-\
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 03:13:30 PM: I'd like a butchers at the classic. The kissy emoticon is too much.

embarassed - :-[
kissy - :-*
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 03:32:13 PM: Here you go...

:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 03:49:52 PM: I prefer the other ones I think. These ones look well, sort of moldy. :'(
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 03:57:14 PM: Quote from: holly on April 26, 2007, 03:49:52 PM
I prefer the other ones I think. These ones look well, sort of moldy. :'(

I'll change them back... ::)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2007, 03:59:22 PM: How like a woman .... complains about something, you change it for her and then she doesn't like the new one. Predictable, if I may say so ~ Oh i just did. ;D
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 04:04:18 PM: I?ve just found 297 new smileys! 8)

Um? it may take a while to work out how to install them? :-[
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2007, 04:17:49 PM: I'm getting little enough done now
God knows who will earn the money with 297 smilies to play with

Edit: Hmmmmm That was supposed to move and is it Smileys or Smilies?
And isn't she a Scots bird with a lorra teeth
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 04:48:25 PM: OK - I think I have worked it out... O0

We have 100's to choose from... I can add and delete as we wish
alien angel1 bom boxing coffee:

Any requests?
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 05:19:09 PM: My favourite! drumroll:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 05:24:17 PM: There are loads...
argue: clock: fart: hal:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 05:26:18 PM: ky:
:o
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: holly on April 26, 2007, 06:24:47 PM: You really are like a small child in a sweetie shop aren't you?

I forsee myself using angel1 rather a lot!
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2007, 07:15:45 PM: Quote from: holly on April 26, 2007, 06:24:47 PM
You really are like a small child in a sweetie shop aren't you?

I forsee myself using angel1 rather a lot!
I'll e-mail you the pack and you can add any you think appropriate ;)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: holly on April 27, 2007, 08:37:28 AM: Lovely jubbly! thumbsup:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2007, 09:47:43 AM: Quote from: holly on April 27, 2007, 08:37:28 AM
Lovely jubbly! thumbsup:
Done! drumroll:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2007, 07:23:00 PM: You can 'borrow' them from anywhere!
dogrun:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Sour Puss on April 29, 2007, 06:24:05 PM: Quote from: CyprusGrump on April 26, 2007, 04:48:25 PM
coffee:

Any requests?

I like this one.
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2007, 06:26:02 PM: Quote from: Pussy Galore on April 29, 2007, 06:24:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2007, 04:48:25 PM
coffee:

Any requests?
I like this one.
I was going to dump that one! confused1:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2007, 05:51:32 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2007, 06:26:02 PM
Quote from: Pussy Galore on April 29, 2007, 06:24:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2007, 04:48:25 PM
coffee:

Any requests?

Good idea ~ Dump and be damned I say!
I like this one.
I was going to dump that one! confused1:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2007, 05:58:36 AM: Gone thumbsup:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 08:55:07 AM: Just testing the new avatar
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 10:26:47 AM: I rather think the regulars were hoping for something more like this eyes:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.costume-shop.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fthumbs%2Frm1125.jpg&hash=ea1b777a0a7f715a0cacbe4c9e25bb7fc2c97e79)

I mean where do you think you are Mrs Miggin's Pie Shoppe?
(See Black Adder ~ Ad nauseum)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 11:51:10 AM: But she is too little and when you zoomed in she got all pixely. redface: I wanted a buxom wench but I dare not search for that at work! scared2:

Also

barman:

sexism. Where is the girly one!?!?!
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:26:21 PM: They've got this one down the road at the Dog and Duck

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.flickr.com%2F39%2F97289074_070567fc48.jpg&hash=b9218a5f1674a80bf99a8bf86eb77692bb049c04)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:27:34 PM: AT WORK!!!!!!!

Shit that was close. Will not be opening this thread until it turns the page! scared:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:32:31 PM: The page has turned confused:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:37:41 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:32:31 PM
The page has turned confused:

Phew. Still you can always turn back I suppose. smile:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 12:56:55 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:32:31 PM
The page has turned confused:
You found the new site then? thumbsup:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 02:10:14 PM: Oh yes ~ Thanks
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 02:14:22 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 02:10:14 PM
Oh yes ~ Thanks
Oh good...

I like this one BTW
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frds.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DA9G_RqponDhGN4EA5kCjzbkF%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTBsMW5yM3VoBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2Nl84OA--%2FSIG%3D12dqbjpv4%2FEXP%3D1178201576%2F%2A%2Ahttp%253A%2F%2Fmontyserve.tripod.com%2Fimages%2Fendings%2Fbar_wench.jpg&hash=497e7a3ca03ce002c02a9fab675d139afadb5292)

Or this one...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftudorshoppe.com%2FMerchant2%2Fgraphics%2F00000001%2Fbar_wench.jpg&hash=1bf281fc330d989d0e45f57423af64b991d6c9eb)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 02:19:27 PM: That first one is soooo not a wench, just manga porn and the second one is ginger!!!! noooo:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 02:28:11 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 02:19:27 PM
That first one is soooo not a wench, just manga porn and the second one is ginger!!!! noooo:
Okay... how 'bout this one - more wenchlike?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdomania.us%2Fladymachiavelli%2Fsexy%2Fwench.jpg&hash=a6b2f6668b1d22ce4a78a9f6db3c17e5e6211715)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 02:29:18 PM: It's nipples are out! redface:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 02:31:49 PM: We ALL have them deary. rolleyes:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 02:32:10 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 02:29:18 PM
It's nipples are out! redface:
nipple rolleyes:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 02:34:30 PM: How 'bout this?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frds.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DA9G_Rq9EoThGm98A.yujzbkF%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTBsMW5yM3VoBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2Nl84OA--%2FSIG%3D13b0npvue%2FEXP%3D1178202820%2F%2A%2Ahttp%253A%2F%2Fwww.easleys.com%2FProductImages%2Fadult_costumes%2Ftimeperiod%2FRenaissanceWench8970.jpg&hash=81de76ef570a78263209f26375fc04b2de864c1f)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 02:35:08 PM: Blonde. Don't do blonde.
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 02:36:54 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 02:35:08 PM
Blonde. Don't do blonde.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sillyjokes.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fdress-up%2Ffancy%2Fladies%2Fserving-wench-big.jpg&hash=331a556319078e3d5e88592a4a700273edbb49bd)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 02:40:19 PM: No tits. I don't want to be drab. sad24:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 02:41:55 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 02:40:19 PM
No tits. I don't want to be drab. sad24:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.personal.rdg.ac.uk%2F%7Esssogadr%2Fafp%2Fdwcon04%2Faa12_wench.jpg&hash=9afe23d9fc4c6a09eb47c147c726305a25ff0e72)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 02:49:12 PM: This one?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.akselsen.com%2FNecro2004%2F002-2229_Heather_as_Wench.jpg&hash=5b693e8e12db02ead74baccace3de1021b5f4c2e)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 02:49:51 PM: They both scare me. scared:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 02:53:28 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.costumeuniverse.com%2Fprodspics%2Ftavern_wench_D3135.jpg&hash=07a79791aa033c781de4b339287b4b0d6aebc1e9)
?
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 02:55:23 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fradio.weblogs.com%2F0108886%2Fimages%2Fbeer_wench.jpg&hash=c88c583a5d50bcbe1522a1cfb7428d59e1420f49)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 02:57:42 PM: You have to be kidding me!!!
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 02:58:33 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ghostwheel.com%2F%7Ekat%2Fimages%2Fwench.jpg&hash=2f7e31c40286bdd671ef4011240aa1f8ef13e143)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:00:35 PM: That one isn't bad I suppose. It would do if you don't come up with anything better. lol:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:01:52 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.costumes-4-halloween.com%2FMerchant2%2Fgraphics%2F00000001%2FBAWDYL.jpg&hash=22ad94a7bc53c3f4069c2e6fa21390901c2cb830)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:03:26 PM: She has cankles!!!
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:07:14 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:03:26 PM
She has cankles!!!
What the bloody hell are cankles??? surrender:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:08:26 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lilleycc.com%2F2004%2520Presentation%2FBusty%2520Wench.JPG&hash=2cc35a9a1ebf502c99aa00c619e9624306f0ef7a)
Look at the eyes, look at the eyes, look at the eyes, look at the eyes...
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:09:22 PM: Where your calf runs into your ankle so your foot just sits on the end of your leg. No shape. calf ankle cankle. See?
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:11:37 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:09:22 PM
Where your calf runs into your ankle so your foot just sits on the end of your leg. No shape. calf ankle cankle. See?
Um, yes of course... [backs away] whistle:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:13:47 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.halloweencostumes4all.com%2FMerchant2%2Fgraphics%2F00000001%2F16843.jpg&hash=5fc3ca3cc4f834025b21e2f7dfb90928ea7c477e)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 03:14:39 PM: Seen better legs on a Queen Anne table ~ as we used to say.
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:15:24 PM: Exactly Snoopy! :)

Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:13:47 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.halloweencostumes4all.com%2FMerchant2%2Fgraphics%2F00000001%2F16843.jpg&hash=5fc3ca3cc4f834025b21e2f7dfb90928ea7c477e)

Not exactly a wench is she? More a pirate.
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 03:18:32 PM: This would please me.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lifestartsat.com%2Fbizarre%2Fimg%2Fbarmaid.gif&hash=92539cb9beb927466883e938ebcea4bfabfaa0cb)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:20:12 PM: Dark hair + breasts + no sword + no cancles
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.wizardschest.com%2Fprodimg%2F173441.jpg&hash=fa49df610d577c9c51b1f11afe159fb4d37ea26e)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:21:39 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 03:18:32 PM
This would please me.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lifestartsat.com%2Fbizarre%2Fimg%2Fbarmaid.gif&hash=92539cb9beb927466883e938ebcea4bfabfaa0cb)
She would please me too - but she is blonde rolleyes:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 03:22:04 PM: This one's Foxy

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhome.earthlink.net%2F%7Eozfoxes%2Fsherwood%2Fbarmaid2.jpg&hash=67a2422f30244fb3f8a5d402b4f7b8fb09817d08)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:24:22 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 03:22:04 PM
This one's Foxy

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhome.earthlink.net%2F%7Eozfoxes%2Fsherwood%2Fbarmaid2.jpg&hash=67a2422f30244fb3f8a5d402b4f7b8fb09817d08)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:27:24 PM: How 'bout this?

Breasts
Not blonde
No 'cancles'

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lazytoad.com%2Fpirates%2Fdeb-pirate.JPG&hash=87c078c38b55359f2a882c73d2c5c373062853d6)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:29:24 PM: No 'tache
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rental-world.com%2Fimages%2FPA_Costume_Rental%2Fwench_costume_rental-PA.jpg&hash=0ebffbbae00b859cfeaa42de2ea4a83bc415a17d)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:32:01 PM: Ohhh I quite like her!
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:34:35 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:32:01 PM
Ohhh I quite like her!
As do I... redface:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 03:35:53 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:32:01 PM
Ohhh I quite like her!

Well that calls for a round
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsimg.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F40517000%2Fjpg%2F_40517877_glasses203ok.jpg&hash=0cdb52ecb56d2462659c26287dd4703bfc75fae9)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:38:58 PM: So, are we agreed then? rolleyes:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:39:40 PM: No keep going in case there is something better! whip: lol:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 06:30:39 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:39:40 PM
No keep going in case there is something better! whip: lol:
I think ?The Wench? is perfect for you? eveilgrin:

Now, haven?t you go a floor to scrub or something? whip:

LOOK! a spider! spider:
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Forkwit on May 02, 2007, 08:18:08 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:21:39 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 03:18:32 PM
This would please me.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lifestartsat.com%2Fbizarre%2Fimg%2Fbarmaid.gif&hash=92539cb9beb927466883e938ebcea4bfabfaa0cb)
She would please me too - but she is blonde rolleyes:

If she's a deaf mute...she would be perfect! (so long as she likes rugby)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2007, 03:56:17 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:39:40 PM
No keep going in case there is something better! whip: lol:
This is my last contribution to the ?debate?? it is The Wench or this one? Banghead
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.superman-v.com%2Fimages%2Fspiderwoman_002.jpg&hash=0dd7ebf69e66765ba6c004d2f2fd6c7a5e73e48d)
Title: Re: This is sticky
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2007, 03:57:49 AM: Quote from: Forkwit on May 02, 2007, 08:18:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2007, 03:21:39 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 03:18:32 PM
This would please me.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lifestartsat.com%2Fbizarre%2Fimg%2Fbarmaid.gif&hash=92539cb9beb927466883e938ebcea4bfabfaa0cb)
She would please me too - but she is blonde rolleyes:

If she's a deaf mute...she would be perfect! (so long as she likes rugby)

She has a certain ?innocence? to her? somebody just asked her to ?put half in there luv? and she?s nearly filled it up?