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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 04:41:10 PM
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I think we know how to use it now so?
?I have reset everybody to zero. whistle:
No cheating Wench! noooo:
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I think we know how to use it now so?
?I have reset everybody to zero. whistle:
Prepare for a new era of Willy Waving. rubschin:
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tunble:
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I smote DS drumroll:
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I smote DS drumroll:
I expect nothing else. confused:
If you are trying to distract me while your accomplice steals my wheels, you failed. ;)
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I think we know how to use it now so?
?I have reset everybody to zero. whistle:
No cheating Wench! noooo:
Not fair, I'm new so don't know how to!!!! confused:
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I think we know how to use it now so?
?I have reset everybody to zero. whistle:
No cheating Wench! noooo:
Not fair, I'm new so don't know how to!!!! confused:
Only Admin can cheat and they wouldn't whistle:
Meanwhile once you reach ten posts you can used the applaud and smite buttons and the range of emoticons.
Meantime you have to make do with words.
Fancy a pint?
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I think we know how to use it now so?
?I have reset everybody to zero. whistle:
No cheating Wench! noooo:
Not fair, I'm new so don't know how to!!!! confused:
Only Admin can cheat and they wouldn't whistle:
Meanwhile once you reach ten posts you can used the applaud and smite buttons and the range of emoticons.
Meantime you have to make do with words.
Fancy a pint?
Ahhhh!!
I just thought the smileys were going wrong!!!
Pint of champers - thanks ;D
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9 posts
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10 posts. . . . . . . .
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Testing testing....... whistle: eyes: rubschin:
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Yay.... (just ignore me I'll go away in a minute) :) :'( thumbsup: thumbsdown: eyes: tunble:
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Yay.... (just ignore me I'll go away in a minute) :) :'( thumbsup: thumbsdown: eyes: tunble:
I?ve applauded your persistence! ;D
But who smote me down to -3 ? I wasn?t even here! sad24:
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I found this crumpled up note in the basket by the door....
tunble: point: confused1: whip:
I smote the Barman drumroll:
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I found this crumpled up note in the basket by the door....
tunble: point: confused1: whip:
I smote the Barman drumroll:
I just did it again! drumroll:
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Ooooh! eeek: scared:
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-5 now bastards! cussing:
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Hang on.
Nick isn't 'admin' is he? So how bloody come he had 4999 karmas showing yeterday ey? rubschin:
'Apples for teachers' spring to mind you slithery old toad. boxing
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Hang on.
Nick isn't 'admin' is he? So how bloody come he had 4999 karmas showing yeterday ey? rubschin:
'Apples for teachers' spring to mind you slithery old toad. boxing
I believe a brown envelope was involved? I can?t say who received it but I note that a certain Wench is off this weekend ? shopping probably. noooo:
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Hang on.
Nick isn't 'admin' is he? So how bloody come he had 4999 karmas showing yeterday ey? rubschin:
'Apples for teachers' spring to mind you slithery old toad. boxing
I believe a brown envelope was involved? I can?t say who received it but I note that a certain Wench is off this weekend ? shopping probably. noooo:
Cahoots ey?
My suspicions are confirmed.
What's the crack then NICHOLAS? rubschin:
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The last one to reach -100 is a lickspittle. spider:
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The last one to reach -100 is a lickspittle. spider:
My pleasure.
You're on your way.
Only 98 hours to go. lol:
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Hey, when I smote Growler he lost 2 points rather than 1!! drumroll:
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Hey, when I smote Growler he lost 2 points rather than 1!! drumroll:
Just about sums my life up ey/
Why did you smitten me then anyway ey?
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Just felt like it! And because I could! bom
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The last one to reach -100 is a lickspittle. spider:
What does the first one get? I?m well on the way with -6 now? Probably -7 by the time I?ve posted this. cussing:
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Your wish is my command drumroll:
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Your wish is my command drumroll:
Bugger... surrender:
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Just felt like it! And because I could! bom
You ARE, basically and simply then, just a bit of a twat ey? rubschin:
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No, just at a loose end before I have to go to Tesco!
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Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 1 hours.
What's all THIS shite then ey? ::)
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It is a way of making you patient.
Or infuriated! drumroll:
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No, just at a loose end before I have to go to Tesco!
"HAVE to go" eeek:
What pray, is the use of 'avin' a dog, so to speak, and barkin' yourself? noooo:
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It is a way of making you patient.
Or infuriated! drumroll:
DON'T do 'patient'
My patience has well got up and gone. evil:
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Tesco gets me out of the house! sad24:
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Tesco gets me out of the house! sad24:
Point taken and noted. rubschin:
I'm going back to Asda then.
Do they sell gelignite? evil:
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Ask softly at Customer Services and mention my name. whistle:
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Ask softly at Customer Services and mention my name. whistle:
don't do softly anymore either. evil:
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I see! Upset Nick at your peril then, is it?
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-9 now ? why??? cussing:
Oh well, at least Bar Wench will give me the clap on Monday. whistle:
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11 actually, and like our current bloody barometric pressure....falling. point:
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perhaps the barman would get a better karma if he cleaned his pipes more often eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Minus bastard twelve! Angry9:
If you lot don?t watch out I?ll be putting a lot more than cleaning fluid down the pipes! rubschin:
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Sez -15 where I'm looking.... point:
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Sez -15 where I'm looking.... point:
sad24:
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Sez -15 where I'm looking.... point:
sad24:
You can tell you are surrounded by friends when nobody wants to give you a dose of the clap.
Or don't you see it in quite that way?
:)
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No! noooo:
Still, nobody has cracked a karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon joke yet so things could be worse I suppose? whistle:
I hate Boy George - 'would you like to hurt me?' - oh yes mate. point:
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I SMITE you
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I SMITE you
Touch? ::)
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OK so who smited me 5 times????
Just settling in here. A girl could get a complex!
Bikini Girl gets more applauses, maybe if I get my tits out too and ditch the bear?
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Bikini Girl gets more applauses, maybe if I get my tits out too and ditch the bear?
Bare the ditch and you might get even more.
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and only if I hitch the pair....
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and only if I hitch the pair....
... and twitch the lair.
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OK so who smited me 5 times????
Just settling in here. A girl could get a complex!
Bikini Girl gets more applauses, maybe if I get my tits out too and ditch the bear?
I?ve applauded you for the mere hint of getting your tits out? +50 for the real thing. whistle:
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OK so who smited me 5 times????
Just settling in here. A girl could get a complex!
Bikini Girl gets more applauses, maybe if I get my tits out too and ditch the bear?
I?ve applauded you for the mere hint of getting your tits out? +50 for the real thing. whistle:
here's a nice pair (50 applauses??)
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Becoming an infatuation this Karma clickin' now. lol:
Just how low can you go? rubschin:
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Becoming an infatuation this Karma clickin' now. lol:
Just how low can you go? rubschin:
point: He's set his alarm clock to go off every hour and a minute all night.... I wonder why?
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OK so who smited me 5 times????
Just settling in here. A girl could get a complex!
Bikini Girl gets more applauses, maybe if I get my tits out too and ditch the bear?
I?ve applauded you for the mere hint of getting your tits out? +50 for the real thing. whistle:
here's a nice pair (50 applauses??)
noooo: Check your karma...
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Becoming an infatuation this Karma clickin' now. lol:
Just how low can you go? rubschin:
Keep looking at mine ? I think your question will soon be answered? noooo:
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You sneaky toad! You knew I'd be cross so you waited until I'd left!
Smite you for that!
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You sneaky toad! You knew I'd be cross so you waited until I'd left!
Smite you for that!
Sticks and stones may break my bones but smites do not affect me. sad24:
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The last one to reach -100 is a lickspittle. spider:
Hehehehe? I?ve got this in the bag? whistle:
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The last one to reach -100 is a lickspittle. spider:
Hehehehe? I?ve got this in the bag? whistle:
Quick someone start applauding him so we can keep him around the 50 mark eveilgrin:
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He's probably smiting himself round the back when we're not looking. eeek:
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He's probably smiting himself round the back when we're not looking. eeek:
Ooops I 'accidently' knocked another one off. scared2:
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I?ve decided it is a sign of your love and affection for me ? I may even stop peeing in the beer? happy088
PS I have not been giving myself one round the back! happy001
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Yay! I win, I win, I win ? I am NOT A LICKSPITTLE! cloud9:
Um, that?s good isn?t it? redface:
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DAMN!
Who did that? You were supposed to sit eternally at -99
Nick?
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DAMN!
Who did that? You were supposed to sit eternally at -99
Nick?
I?d seen through your cunning plan? I suspect you may have forgotten to make Icy aware of it? whistle:
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DAMN!
Who did that? You were supposed to sit eternally at -99
Nick?
I?d seen through your cunning plan? I suspect you may have forgotten to make Icy aware of it? whistle:
oops whistle:
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DAMN!
Who did that? You were supposed to sit eternally at -99
Nick?
I?d seen through your cunning plan? I suspect you may have forgotten to make Icy aware of it? whistle:
oops whistle:
I'll give you the clap for that... ;)
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DAMN!
Who did that? You were supposed to sit eternally at -99
Nick?
I?d seen through your cunning plan? I suspect you may have forgotten to make Icy aware of it? whistle:
oops whistle:
I'll give you the clap for that... ;)
Lucky girl ::)
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DAMN!
Who did that? You were supposed to sit eternally at -99
Nick?
I?d seen through your cunning plan? I suspect you may have forgotten to make Icy aware of it? whistle:
oops whistle:
I'll give you the clap for that... ;)
Lucky girl ::)
Yes I've always wanted the clap. 8)
PS wasn't me this time!
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DAMN!
Who did that? You were supposed to sit eternally at -99
Nick?
I?d seen through your cunning plan? I suspect you may have forgotten to make Icy aware of it? whistle:
oops whistle:
I'll give you the clap for that... ;)
Lucky girl ::)
Yes I've always wanted the clap. 8)
PS wasn't me this time!
You?ve come to just the right place? point:
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I've been smoted to -101 now... cussing:
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No still on 99 - dodgy computer admin tyoe setting I think! Never to be 100%!
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There was a rumour a while ago that if a member's karma reaches -100 they are taken to Wenchy's dungeon for chastisement. I suspect that in Barman's case Wenchy is frantically applauding him to make sure it never reaches the magic number drumroll:
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Poor Wenchy - you can always just bind and gag and leave him an some dark alleyway if it reaches the magic number.
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Poor Wenchy - you can always just bind and gag and leave him an some dark alleyway if it reaches the magic number.
Even if it doesn't . . . . .
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Way hay!
Lets hear it for bondage!
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Way hay!
Lets hear it for bondage!
eeek:
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Way hay!
Lets hear it for bondage!
eeek:
Oops sorry - what I meant to say was bandage. You'l need it after wench has finished with you lol:
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sex014 fence: ec; diepig: boxing
The cellar is ready for him! eveilgrin:
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Let's stick with the bondage shall we? whistle:
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Poor me.... I have a hangover too... sad24:
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How negative can it get?
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I have a hangover too.
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She will fix that for you as well.
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How negative can it get?
Zillions... noooo:
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I have a hangover too.
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She will fix that for you as well.
sick2:
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sex014 fence: ec; diepig: boxing
The cellar is ready for him! eveilgrin:
I'd be careful there Wenchy, for all you know he secretly enjoys it...... eyes:
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scared:
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I've been smoted to -101 now... cussing:
Don't fret. You have a guardian angel. angel1
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Are you sure the guardian angel isn't Wenchy's though whistle:
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Are you sure the guardian agnelt isn't Wenchy's though whistle:
I'm not sure of anything on this board. rubschin:
It's spooky, with invisible karma whizzing around all over like on-line bank accounts..... surrender:
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I've been smoted to -101 now... cussing:
Don't fret. You have a guardian angel. angel1
Thanks you! cloud9:
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The angel is mine! cussing: angel1
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The angel is mine! angel1
Oops!
I didn't realise it was meant to be an angel.
I thought it was an Oompah Loompah. redface:
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cussing:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 point:
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I have smote you both, I am most displeased.
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The angel is mine! angel1
Oops!
I didn't realise it was meant to be an angel.
I thought it was an Oompah Loompah. redface:
I thought they were orange Darwin. Perhaps its a munchkin instead drumroll:
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The angel is mine! angel1
Oops!
I didn't realise it was meant to be an angel.
I thought it was an Oompah Loompah. redface:
I thought they were orange Darwin. Perhaps its a munchkin instead drumroll:
I defer to your greater depth of knowledge. worthy:
I merely remembered they were a funny colour and had protruding tufts of white hair.
Possibly well suited to being TV presenters?
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Munchkins
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Oompa loompa
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Munchkins
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Oompa loompa
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Apart from the orange vs purple question, I stand by my original assessment. angel1