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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 18, 2007, 05:46:23 AM
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Off we go in the usual trail of chaos, lateness, lost essentials and burning tyre rubber to sunnier climes.
What can possibly go wrong? scared2:
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Bye, bye Nick... sad24:
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Bye, bye Nick... sad24:
Mrs Nick has just announced that we can't go until she has sorted out some complex problem with her tax return!
WTF is she thinking of waiting until three hours before the plane takes off to sort her tax out noooo:
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Oh dear... I wondered why you were still here.
BTW where are you off to? I must have missed the thread about it...
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Alicante, Valencia, Murcia, Granada and Seville
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Blimey, poor you... noooo:
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Say hello. Have some tortilla and manchega and membrillo for me. sad24:
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We have not yet left.
I have just been instructed to bring in all the garden furniture "so it doesn't get wet."
It's been out there since March FFS! cussing:
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Um... what time is the flight? whistle:
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We have to be at the airport at 11. It takes an hour to get there.
I have now been told to make "snacks". I feel an urgent errand coming on, something that takes me out of the house for about 54 minutes. Banghead
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eeek:
I'd be freaking out if I were you now. What if you get a puncture? Or if there is traffic? Or a calamity befalls you?
WHERE IS YOUR BUILT IN TIME FOR THINGS TO GO TITS UP!?!?!?!?
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Bye, bye Nick... sad24:
Mrs Nick has just announced that we can't go until she has sorted out some complex problem with her tax return!
WTF is she thinking of waiting until three hours before the plane takes off to sort her tax out noooo:
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Perhaps she hopes to be out of the country before they read her "corrections".
Have a good one mate ~ CU when you return.
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We have to be at the airport at 11. It takes an hour to get there.
I have now been told to make "snacks". I feel an urgent errand coming on, something that takes me out of the house for about 54 minutes. Banghead
Oh dear... noooo:
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Bye Nick, don't forget to send a postcard.
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Garden furniture in spider:
Snacks made spider:
Car cleared out and filled with petrol spider:
My case in the car spider:
Windows locked spider:
Mrs Nick is in the loft for some reason..... noooo:
Looking for her passport, I gather Banghead Banghead cussing: point: Banghead Banghead Angry9:
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Ummm, where is The Boy? scared2:
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Watching telly.
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noooo: You'll miss the flight for sure...
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Apparently we are leaving in five minutes.
Will believe it when I see it.
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Apparently we are leaving in five minutes.
Will believe it when I see it.
Have fun noooo:
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Postcard from Kos.
Hot. Lowenbrau part of the all inclusive deal. Food good. Tobacco cheap. Lots of Krauts. Das is nicht gut!
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Weren't you saying you wouldn't post when you were on holiday?
Don't you wish we were there?
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Postcard from Kos.
Hot. Lowenbrau part of the all inclusive deal. Food good. Tobacco cheap. Lots of Krauts. Das is nicht gut!
Hot Lowenbrau? sick2:
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Weren't you saying you wouldn't post when you were on holiday?
Don't you wish we were there?
Using his crackberry, he is.
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For some reason my usual link to this site didn't work, needed the help of Yoda to get it sorted.
We (all nine of us) drunk far too much yesterday - champagne in the limo on the way to Gatwick, six pints before the plane. Four cans on the plane and then we raped the all-inclusive bar at the hotel. On my fifth beer now, shaking has now stopped.
This could, be a long, long week...
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This could, be a long, long week...
Not that you're going to remember any of it. eeek:
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I shall expect updates re Snakey and Man Whore, unless of course it makes it onto the Beeb news first.
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For some reason my usual link to this site didn't work, needed the help of Yoda to get it sorted.
We (all nine of us) drunk far too much yesterday - champagne in the limo on the way to Gatwick, six pints before the plane. Four cans on the plane and then we raped the all-inclusive bar at the hotel. On my fifth beer now, shaking has now stopped.
This could, be a long, long week...
Limo to the airport?!?!? You a chavy 21 year-old on a hen weekend or something? eeek:
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For some reason my usual link to this site didn't work, needed the help of Yoda to get it sorted.
We (all nine of us) drunk far too much yesterday - champagne in the limo on the way to Gatwick, six pints before the plane. Four cans on the plane and then we raped the all-inclusive bar at the hotel. On my fifth beer now, shaking has now stopped.
This could, be a long, long week...
Limo to the airport?!?!? You a chavy 21 year-old on a hen weekend or something? eeek:
rubschin: Makes you wonder doesn't it.
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For some reason my usual link to this site didn't work, needed the help of Yoda to get it sorted.
We (all nine of us) drunk far too much yesterday - champagne in the limo on the way to Gatwick, six pints before the plane. Four cans on the plane and then we raped the all-inclusive bar at the hotel. On my fifth beer now, shaking has now stopped.
This could, be a long, long week...
Limo to the airport?!?!? You a chavy 21 year-old on a hen weekend or something? eeek:
Would you say no then?
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No. redface:
But I wouldn't admit it here either. redface:
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point:
Especially if it was loaded with Wispas and bubbly! cloud9:
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redface:
It's true.
redface:
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There you are then, get Mr Wench a stretch limo - when he is not out working in it, you can be driven around with all your creature comforts.
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For the benefit of Bar Wench, Man Whore is good friends with a chap who owns a limo firm - one limo was cheaper than three separate cabs, so simple economics. Silly Cheam wench.
Snakey is still alive, but a lack of phone calls is making him extremely jittery :-)
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I did wonder about his call rate.
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I did wonder what BM would do about the reduction in regulars, now that they are flying off to foreign climes. What customer-enticing promotions can we look forward. He must be worried about the drop in income especially if Wench is still giving freebies.
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I think we'll cope... whistle:
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Some us are still loyal, despite geographical difficulties! Blessed is the BlackBerry...
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I think we'll cope... whistle:
Even with Wenchy giving it away?
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Some us are still loyal, despite geographical difficulties! Blessed is the BlackBerry...
Indeed... worthy:
I doubt if Nick will be able to stay away either... whistle:
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He's been gone since about 1300hrs and we're not at war with Spain yet, so things are going well. whistle:
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Young Miss Tinkerbell was... ahem... pissed as a newt tonight... I wonder if she will log-on later like LL? point:
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Young Miss Tinkerbell was... ahem... pissed as a newt tonight... I wonder if she will log-on later like LL? point:
She wasn't...she drove home no problem...took 3 attempts at password, but hey...what the h*ll. Great night tho, !!! not telling you all where|!!!! noooo:
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Young Miss Tinkerbell was... ahem... pissed as a newt tonight... I wonder if she will log-on later like LL? point:
She wasn't...she drove home no problem...took 3 attempts at password, but hey...what the h*ll. Great night tho, !!! not telling you all where|!!!! noooo:
point:
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point: point: point: point: point: point: your fault!
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point: point: point: point: point: point: your fault!
redface:
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Pub's a bit quiet tonite...better do a promotion or something. Light-weights these UK bods!!!! I'm off to bed...night night..... fab evening, in secret loocation!!!! whistle:
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Pub's a bit quiet tonite...better do a promotion or something. Light-weights these UK bods!!!! I'm off to bed...night night..... fab evening, in secret loocation!!!! whistle:
Not a whispa of where the fun party was tonight smile:
And good night to Mille Vanillie too ;D Bless her cotton's !!
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She's already in bed! eeek:
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She's already in bed! eeek:
Me too now - have a Karma on the house ;D
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Ta! Night night LL. ;)
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Ta! Night night LL. ;)
WELL those capable of doing an after hours session with the management and then STILL driving home deserve all the Karma they can get - dont you think?
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Poofs, all of ya! Sixteen hours flat out on Lowenbrau and still here. Proper English drinking !
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Poofs, all of ya! Sixteen hours flat out on Lowenbrau and still here. Proper English drinking !
Good show that, keeping the Surrey end up. Any other survivors?
New bar maid in real pub, slim, blonde, not a Wench type.
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Poofs, all of ya! Sixteen hours flat out on Lowenbrau and still here. Proper English drinking !
Good show that, keeping the Surrey end up. Any other survivors?
New bar maid in real pub, slim, blonde, not a Wench type.
. . . and you know that how??
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Poofs, all of ya! Sixteen hours flat out on Lowenbrau and still here. Proper English drinking !
Good show that, keeping the Surrey end up. Any other survivors?
New bar maid in real pub, slim, blonde, not a Wench type.
. . . and you know that how??
My lips are sealed.
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Poofs, all of ya! Sixteen hours flat out on Lowenbrau and still here. Proper English drinking !
Good show that, keeping the Surrey end up. Any other survivors?
New bar maid in real pub, slim, blonde, not a Wench type.
. . . and you know that how??
My lips are sealed.
Wench has told us enough times that she is not blonde. ::)
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I'M NOT BLONDE!!!!!!! Banghead
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Told you so! razz:
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I'M NOT BLONDE!!!!!!! Banghead
Anywhere?
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Poofs, all of ya! Sixteen hours flat out on Lowenbrau and still here. Proper English drinking !
I bet you were FLAT OUT point:
Given the copious amounts of ale consumed (mentioned on various other occasions) HOW do you manage to stop the beer belly sliding off the Suski fuel tank - do you have a special Velcro strap on the front of your leathers rubschin:
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I'M NOT BLONDE!!!!!!! Banghead
Anywhere?
Nope. Banghead I'm not a bottle blone. Never wanted to be one. I have dark hair so dark it's almost black.
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I'M NOT BLONDE!!!!!!! Banghead
Anywhere?
Nope. Banghead I'm not a bottle blone. Never wanted to be one. I have dark hair so dark it's almost black.
A bottle blone you say?
rubschin:
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happy001
I'M NOT BLONDE!!!!!!! Banghead
Anywhere?
Nope. Banghead I'm not a bottle blone. Never wanted to be one. I have dark hair so dark it's almost black.
A bottle blone you say?
rubschin:
happy001 The mind boggles!
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happy001I'M NOT BLONDE!!!!!!! Banghead
Anywhere?
Nope. Banghead I'm not a bottle blone. Never wanted to be one. I have dark hair so dark it's almost black.
A bottle blone you say?
rubschin:
happy001 The mind boggles!
Everything else probably does as well.
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redface:
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Boggle, boggle?
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Idiot idiot. sad32:
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Idiot idiot. sad32:
True, but there's only one of me!
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http://www.boardgamegeek.com/game/1293
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Do cuffs and collars match, though?
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YES!
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We will have to take your word for that :-)
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Only 2 daft mishaps so far - one involving food. Oh and Spanish drivers of course. I got cut up by a hearse this afternoon. With a coffin in the back eeek:
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Only 2 daft mishaps so far - one involving food. Oh and Spanish drivers of course. I got cut up by a hearse this afternoon. With a coffin in the back eeek:
Probably didn't like your "Franco goes to Hollywood" tee shirt. ::)
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Only 2 daft mishaps so far - one involving food. Oh and Spanish drivers of course. I got cut up by a hearse this afternoon. With a coffin in the back eeek:
Prolly looking to scrape up some customers... confused:
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Only 2 daft mishaps so far - one involving food. Oh and Spanish drivers of course. I got cut up by a hearse this afternoon. With a coffin in the back eeek:
doh:
Nick, why did you have a coffin in the back for cod's sake? shrugs:
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lol:
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I am listening you know..
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We hoped you would be... whistle:
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I am listening you know..
oh no, not the voices!
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Only 2 daft mishaps so far - one involving food. Oh and Spanish drivers of course. I got cut up by a hearse this afternoon. With a coffin in the back eeek:
doh:
Nick, why did you have a coffin in the back for cod's sake? shrugs:
Knowing Nick this is just sensible forward planning point:
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evil:
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You havent said I'm wrong though Nick whistle:
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It´s MrsNick´s turn to drive the Beast tomorrow.What can possibly go wrong? scared2:
And The Boy and I are going to an exhibition of "Venomous Creatures of the World" later.WHat can possibly go wrong?
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Just don’t go swimming in Portugal… noooo:
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Looks like the great MOVE is back on following yesterday´s meetings!! confused:
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Looks like the great MOVE is back on following yesterday´s meetings!! confused:
Blimey! eeek:
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Tarra then. Bin nice knowing you. cry:
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Dago beware!
El Cataclysmo is coming. scared2:
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El Diablo Cataclysmo you mean scared2:
Mind you at least Nick's flight was uneventful...
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We had a rather embarrassing experience with a police car yesterday. Full details when I have a proper keyboard. All a silly misunderstnading really eeek:
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We however have reached the faffing around stage. I may kill somebody before the morning is out. evil:
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Planned departure time + 2 hours and still faffing. tunble:
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There is now a debate between Alpha Female and her Clone as to which of three hairdryers they should take ::)
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There is now a debate between Alpha Female and her Clone as to which of three hairdryers they should take ::)
You watch that blood pressure now!
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Do they have the 'lectric in Dorset now then? rubschin:
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Do they have the 'lectric in Doret now then? rubschin:
And drains.
Doret? See earlier 'muppet' reference.
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Do they have the 'lectric in Doret now then? rubschin:
And drains.
Doret? See earlier 'muppet' reference.
There - fixed it - Dorset.
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There is now a debate between Alpha Female and her Clone as to which of three hairdryers they should take ::)
Join the club point: point: point:
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There is now a debate between Alpha Female and her Clone as to which of three hairdryers they should take ::)
Join the club point: point: point:
How is it nick?
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There is now a debate between Alpha Female and her Clone as to which of three hairdryers they should take ::)
Join the club point: point: point:
While I cant come up with a solution for Snoops, for Nick the answer is simple. Pick up 2 of the hairdryers and the curse of Nick will destroy them. With only one working Mrs Nick would have to pack that one.
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There is now a debate between Alpha Female and her Clone as to which of three hairdryers they should take ::)
Join the club point: point: point:
While I cant come up with a solution for Snoops, for Nick the answer is simple. Pick up 2 of the hairdryers and the curse of Nick will destroy them. With only one working Mrs Nick would have to pack that one.
Admirable bit of creative thinking. ;D
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There is now a debate between Alpha Female and her Clone as to which of three hairdryers they should take ::)
Join the club point: point: point:
While I cant come up with a solution for Snoops, for Nick the answer is simple. Pick up 2 of the hairdryers and the curse of Nick will destroy them. With only one working Mrs Nick would have to pack that one.
And that would be busted by the time they got there... whistle:
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We are coming back with more luggage than we arrived with. Guess whose possessions and clothing are being sacrificed? evil:
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We are coming back with more luggage than we arrived with. Guess whose possessions and clothing are being sacrificed? evil:
Don't forget The Boy... whistle:
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I am tempted. He is being a sod today!
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I am tempted. He is being a sod today!
Send him air freight... whistle:
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By sea would be better
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By sea would be better
Slow boat to China? rubschin:
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By sea would be better
Slow boat to China? rubschin:
Inflatable with outboard and slow puncture?
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Inflatable with outboard and slow puncture?
Is Nick having to leave his 'rubber companion' to make her own way home?