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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 02:25:52 PM

Title: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 02:25:52 PM
if I had a Pound for every spam e-mail I received today I would have two thousand two hundred and thirty three Pounds!  Banghead

For fuck's sake I do not need or want any Viagra!   cussing:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2007, 02:29:25 PM
Wow!

I would have £2  ;D
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 02:29:50 PM
Does LL think you do though?  eyes:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 02:33:17 PM
Does LL think you do though?  eyes:
rubschin:
You don't think that she...?
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 02:35:34 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1Bo520.jpg&hash=889bcadf7e75dae0834943d00805f79c9380fb92) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1Bo520)
 cussing:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 02:36:15 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 02:36:49 PM
point:
Banghead
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 02:40:23 PM
point:
Banghead

Have some viagra. I think your priorities might change.

 point:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Berek on October 17, 2007, 03:00:15 PM
has your e-mail addy been spoofed ??
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 03:00:33 PM
Totally alters the sense of:

"Barman, pour me a stiff one".  whistle:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 03:02:01 PM
has your e-mail addy been spoofed ??
No... it's just a public address...  noooo:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 03:08:02 PM
has your e-mail addy been spoofed ??
No... it's just a public address...  noooo:
Like a Tannoy?
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 03:11:17 PM
has your e-mail addy been spoofed ??
No... it's just a public address...  noooo:
Like a Tannoy?
Just like it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 17, 2007, 04:08:27 PM
has your e-mail addy been spoofed ??
No... it's just a pubic address...  noooo:

Appropriate I'd have thought, given the product being solicited  ;)
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on October 18, 2007, 11:09:17 AM
try rubbing some of that viagra on your eyes.. it makes you look really hard






 surrender:[
 sorry!
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 11:46:32 AM
try rubbing some of that viagra on your eyes.. it makes you look really hard






 surrender:[
 sorry!
happy001
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2007, 11:57:15 AM
On this point does adding spam to junk email lists or blocked senders list have any impact?

Doesn't seem to do anything when I try - bloody Natwest / Abbey Nation/ Royal bank of scotland still get through -  Angry9:

Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 01:55:50 PM
On this point does adding spam to junk email lists or blocked senders list have any impact?

Doesn't seem to do anything when I try - bloody Natwest / Abbey Nation/ Royal bank of scotland still get through -  Angry9:


The Yahoo mail thing works well - they have excellent spam filters... I may have to route this account through Yahoo to get rid of it all...
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 02:07:05 PM
I never get any spam in my inbox with my gmail account. All gets routed to the spam folder and I never ever see it.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 02:24:03 PM
I never get any spam in my inbox with my gmail account. All gets routed to the spam folder and I never ever see it.  cloud9:
Spam fritters?
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 02:25:57 PM
I never get any spam in my inbox with my gmail account. All gets routed to the spam folder and I never ever see it.  cloud9:
Spam fritters?

Brings back memories. cloud9:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 02:54:17 PM
I never get any spam in my inbox with my gmail account. All gets routed to the spam folder and I never ever see it.  cloud9:
Spam fritters?

Brings back memories. cloud9:

Spotted Dick?
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 02:54:47 PM
Brings back memories.  eeek:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: TG on October 18, 2007, 02:56:58 PM
I never get any spam in my in box with my gm ail account. All gets routed to the spam folder and I never ever see it.  cloud9:
Spam fritters?

Brings back memories. cloud9:

You can buy them in Iceland. Ready made and real, genuine artery clogging spam.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 03:03:13 PM
Brings back memories.  eeek:


Tsk!

I thought that was our little secret.
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 03:17:17 PM
Oh it was you!!! I always wondered.  redface:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 03:18:43 PM
While we are at it so to speak, how about fried liver sausage?
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 03:19:30 PM
While we are at it so to speak, how about fried liver sausage?
How about it?  sick2:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 03:19:40 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 03:26:13 PM
Luvverly!

Not the see-thru kind. Use the real sausage shaped type, V Rich.
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 03:31:29 PM
Nuff of this evil food talk, must away to the gym. Maybe a Youngs afterwards.
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 03:39:04 PM
Yes, stop spamming my thread!  cussing:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 04:14:46 PM
Fried Spam anyone?  whistle:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 06:28:54 PM
Fried Spam anyone?  whistle:
NO!  Banghead
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on October 18, 2007, 06:34:02 PM
I never get any spam in my inbox with my gmail account. All gets routed to the spam folder and I never ever see it.  cloud9:
Spam fritters?

Brings back memories. cloud9:

Spotted Dick?
You can get ointment for that...
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 06:35:25 PM
Fried Spam anyone?  whistle:
NO!  Banghead

Bloody Youngsters ~ don't know what's good for 'em ~ we were 'appy to eat it when I were a lad I can tell thee.
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 06:57:58 PM
Fried Spam anyone?  whistle:
NO!  Banghead

Bloody Youngsters ~ don't know what's good for 'em ~ we were 'appy to eat it when I were a lad I can tell thee.
Lucky bastard, We only dreamed of spam. cry:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
We never had dreams...  noooo:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 07:50:55 PM
Dreams? DREAMS? Life were one long bloody nightmare I can tell thee.
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 09:52:33 PM
Yes, stop spamming my thread!  cussing:

Horlicks -time for maybe. early start in the cellar for you.
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 10:05:51 PM
Mmm, no bar staff, time to find the pickled eggs. Wonder Wench stashes them, maybe Snoopy can sniff them out.
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 08:56:44 AM
For some strange reason, all the spam the pub gets is in German?  rubschin:

Rueckenschmerzen? (Back Pain?)
Wo Du Recht hast hast Du Recht (Where you right have are you right)
Platten (Plates)
Angenehmes Raumklima auch im Winter (Pleasant room climate also in the winter)

Etc. Miles of it every day...  noooo:

(Translation courtesy of BabelFish…)

Why?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2008, 08:58:07 AM
For some strange reason, all the spam the pub gets is in German?  rubschin:

Rueckenschmerzen? (Back Pain?)
Wo Du Recht hast hast Du Recht (Where you right have are you right)
Platten (Plates)
Angenehmes Raumklima auch im Winter (Pleasant room climate also in the winter)

Etc. Miles of it every day...  noooo:

(Translation courtesy of BabelFish…)

Why?  shrugs:
Ist dein dich sehr klein?
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 08:58:24 AM
That is just wierd.  eeek:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 09:06:23 AM
For some strange reason, all the spam the pub gets is in German?  rubschin:

Rueckenschmerzen? (Back Pain?)
Wo Du Recht hast hast Du Recht (Where you right have are you right)
Platten (Plates)
Angenehmes Raumklima auch im Winter (Pleasant room climate also in the winter)

Etc. Miles of it every day...  noooo:

(Translation courtesy of BabelFish…)

Why?  shrugs:
Ist dein dich sehr klein?
Nr., habe ich ein sehr großes danke zu den Pillen, die ich am Chemiker kaufe  ;)
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2008, 11:43:53 AM
I thought this was going to be about tinned meat products again noooo:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2008, 11:51:32 AM
I never get any spam in my inbox with my gmail account. All gets routed to the spam folder and I never ever see it.  cloud9:

I'm starting to see some in my Gmail account now but there are all variants of the 401 scam. The best one so far being that God has chosen me to save an orphanage from being closed down because they cannot access the money held in a trust fund and need my bank account to pass the money though.

Just for the hell of it, seeing as its a storage account I replied back saying that I was a satanist and held the position of coven high priest to which they replied that the email must be a sign from god that my soul needed saving.  happy001
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2008, 09:20:16 PM
I thought this was going to be about tinned meat products again noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVlvDgS.jpg&hash=18203b74c623db999f9077fd68d76c6fd63cf3df) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVlvDgS)
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2008, 09:28:21 AM
Soylent green. . .  cloud9:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2008, 09:30:16 AM
Soylent green. . .  cloud9:

Oh God, dont tell me Baldymort is now doing bar snacks  eeek:
Title: Re: Spam
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 09:32:00 AM
Soylent green. . .  cloud9:

Oh God, dont tell me Baldymort is now doing bar snacks  eeek:
eeek: