The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on May 11, 2007, 03:12:56 PM
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I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help. whip: whip: whip:
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I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help. whip: whip: whip:
Is that like sun block then? whistle:
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I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help. whip: whip: whip:
Is that like sun block then? whistle:
Keep him talking and I will have somebody go and fetch his medication.
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Why do you feel the to write?
Let it go ~ read instead.
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Why do you feel the to write?
Let it go ~ read instead.
Read???? Instead of posting in here??? Consider yourself smote. noooo:
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I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help. whip: whip: whip:
Is that like sun block then? whistle:
Errr ...... No
Sunblock =
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhome.no.net%2Ffilm2001%2FFilmer%2FB%2FBraveheart.jpg&hash=293ec44de6e9a866e298be008910a1598704a26d)
Writer's Block =
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.nam.org%2Farchives%2Fsnoopy.gif&hash=12bb73531d1bd2471d3dc8db61e298ca74a7f1bf)
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I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help. whip: whip: whip:
How's your self flagellation going? Need any help? Spent the day sharpening my claws shame to waste it. :)
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Now you tell me .... after I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh ... It made me feel so much better I went elsewhere and had a row with someone. Then came back here to take up my duties as pub dog. (Well we Beagles are really Hounds but don't tell the Barman ~ He's confused enough whistle:)
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I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh...
sick2:
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I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh...
Isn't that something to do with Cillit Bang?
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I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh...
Isn't that something to do with Cillit Bang?
No, that's Cillit Black with a spiked thing trying to hold her mouth closed.
"Step inside loooov...."
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Ah Cilla ? she?ll be dead next I ?spec ? she was ?steppin? inside luv? when I was a kid? and that other one with no shoes. noooo:
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. . . and that other one with no shoes.
Stephen Hawking?
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. . . and that other one with no shoes.
Stephen Hawking?
lol: lol: lol:
Yes... him. noooo:
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Pervert.
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Pervert.
Cilla?
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Pervert.
Cilla?
She could be referring to you ~ what does go on behind the bar? whistle:
It's Stephen Hawking. He turned her down when she was a student. You can read about in in his official biography, in the chapter:
"That bloody waitress is making eyes at me again"
:) :) :)
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You have been smitted! whip:
Yes "The Boss" is a pervert now you come to mention it. Although, at the time I was refering to Hawking.
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You have been smitted! whip:
Yes "The Boss" is a pervert now you come to mention it. Although, at the time I was refering to Hawking.
Bruce Springsteen is a pervert? eeek:
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You have been smitted! whip:
Yes "The Boss" is a pervert now you come to mention it. Although, at the time I was refering to Hawking.
Bruce Springsteen is a pervert? eeek:
Banghead
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whistle: scared:
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whacky069
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whacky069
Not fair. sad24:
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whacky069
Not fair. sad24:
point: whacky082