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Title: Writer's Block
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2007, 03:12:56 PM
I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help.  whip: whip: whip:
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 03:29:49 PM
I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help.  whip: whip: whip:
Is that like sun block then?  whistle:
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2007, 03:33:03 PM
I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help.  whip: whip: whip:
Is that like sun block then?  whistle:

Keep him talking and I will have somebody go and fetch his medication.
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 11, 2007, 03:35:42 PM
Why do you feel the to write?

Let it go ~ read instead.
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 03:36:50 PM
Why do you feel the to write?

Let it go ~ read instead.
Read???? Instead of posting in here??? Consider yourself smote.  noooo:
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2007, 03:39:39 PM
I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help.  whip: whip: whip:
Is that like sun block then?  whistle:

Errr ...... No
Sunblock =
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Writer's Block =
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Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Misunderstood on May 11, 2007, 07:11:17 PM
I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help.  whip: whip: whip:

How's your self flagellation going?  Need any help?  Spent the day sharpening my claws shame to waste it.  :)
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2007, 07:16:42 PM
Now you tell me .... after I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh ... It made me feel so much better I went elsewhere and had a row with someone. Then came back here to take up my duties as pub dog. (Well we Beagles are really Hounds but don't tell the Barman ~ He's confused enough whistle:)
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 05:08:04 AM
I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh...
sick2:
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Misunderstood on May 13, 2007, 11:02:31 PM
I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh...

Isn't that something to do with Cillit Bang?
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2007, 08:29:32 AM
I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh...

Isn't that something to do with Cillit Bang?
No, that's Cillit Black with a spiked thing trying to hold her mouth closed.

"Step inside loooov...."

Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 08:39:17 AM
Ah Cilla ? she?ll be dead next I ?spec ? she was ?steppin? inside luv? when I was a kid? and that other one with no shoes.  noooo:
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2007, 08:55:54 AM
. . . and that other one with no shoes.
Stephen Hawking?
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 09:01:09 AM
. . . and that other one with no shoes.
Stephen Hawking?
lol: lol: lol:

Yes... him.  noooo:
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 10:03:36 AM
Pervert.
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 10:18:52 AM
Pervert.
Cilla?
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 14, 2007, 12:53:00 PM
Pervert.
Cilla?

She could be referring to you ~ what does go on behind the bar?  whistle:

It's Stephen Hawking. He turned her down when she was a student. You can read about in in his official biography,  in the chapter:

"That bloody waitress is making eyes at me again"

 :) :) :)
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 01:26:06 PM
You have been smitted!  whip:

Yes "The Boss" is a pervert now you come to mention it. Although, at the time I was refering to Hawking.
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 01:31:03 PM
You have been smitted!  whip:

Yes "The Boss" is a pervert now you come to mention it. Although, at the time I was refering to Hawking.
Bruce Springsteen is a pervert?  eeek:
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 01:34:45 PM
You have been smitted!  whip:

Yes "The Boss" is a pervert now you come to mention it. Although, at the time I was refering to Hawking.
Bruce Springsteen is a pervert?  eeek:
Banghead
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Misunderstood on May 14, 2007, 02:48:52 PM
 whistle:    scared:
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 02:55:48 PM
 whacky069
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 02:59:37 PM
whacky069

Not fair.  sad24:
Title: Re: Writer's Block
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 03:01:18 PM
whacky069

Not fair.  sad24:
point: whacky082