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Title: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2007, 04:35:45 PM: Nice to see you again. ;)
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: GROWLER on October 16, 2007, 08:23:10 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 16, 2007, 04:35:45 PM
Nice to see you again. ;)

Really? ::)
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 07:30:05 AM: Now now children.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: GROWLER on October 17, 2007, 08:08:26 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 07:30:05 AM
Now now children.

WHO exactly are you calling a child?
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:09:43 AM: Well, ummm, seeing as I am younger than you obviously not you. scared2:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 08:42:52 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:09:43 AM
Well, ummm, seeing as I am younger than you obviously not you. scared2:
You are younger than everyone on here.

To us wrinklies, you are the token smoothy.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:44:07 AM: I'm a smoothie? eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speakingofwomenshealth.com%2Frecipesite%2Fuploaded_images%2Frecipe_smoothie_lg.jpg&hash=4d7259c0df55df81c5689ad3e78306183d221ba9)
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 08:45:44 AM: Pink and sweet no doubt. ;)
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 08:45:52 AM: Oh Dear DS ~ What have you done? ~ What can of worms have you opened for Mr Nick to play with?
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:46:17 AM: Sometimes it is best to just give Nick a freebie.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 08:47:16 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:46:17 AM
Sometimes it is best to just give Nick a freebie.
eyes: eyes:
I should alter that if I was you. noooo:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:54:17 AM: Why what are you making out of it? eeek:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 08:56:22 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:54:17 AM
Why what are you making out of it? eeek:

Errr "Giving Nick a Freebie" implies that at other times you would charge him.

Not the most fortunate of phrases to have handed the slurry booted one at this time of the day.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 08:57:18 AM: Tee, hee, good start to the day. lol:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:59:38 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 08:56:22 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:54:17 AM
Why what are you making out of it? eeek:

Errr "Giving Nick a Freebie" implies that at other times you would charge him.

Not the most fortunate of phrases to have handed the slurry booted one at this time of the day.

Charge him for what? eeek:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 09:01:18 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:59:38 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 08:56:22 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:54:17 AM
Why what are you making out of it? eeek:

Errr "Giving Nick a Freebie" implies that at other times you would charge him.

Not the most fortunate of phrases to have handed the slurry booted one at this time of the day.

Charge him for what? eeek:

Keep digging girl.

Let us know if you spot any Kangaroos.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:02:06 AM: I like kangaroos. I prefer koalas though. cloud9:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:15:44 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:02:06 AM
I like kangaroos. I prefer koalas though. cloud9:

Plain or milk chocolate! lol:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Berek on October 17, 2007, 09:47:51 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 16, 2007, 04:35:45 PM
Nice to see you again. ;)

is that a joke ??
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:54:16 AM: Look ~ CJ was browsing as a guest and then logged on. I had seen him come into the site as a guest and said hello. Noting else to it I can assure you. I watched where he went, what he looked at and then he departed without a word.
End of story really .... sorry if my being polite offends you.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:55:52 AM: Why would a koala come in milk and plain? eeek:

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Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:56:41 AM: Did we need a life sized picture?
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:57:07 AM: redface:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 09:57:55 AM: I didn't know they were that big.

Why is that one nailed to the branch? Is it stuffed?
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:58:36 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chocolatedownunder.com.au%2Fimages%2Fmain_pic2.jpg&hash=f6e559aa93c74e7bc06a0cb5d66a24c65327687d)
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 10:02:30 AM: Ohhhh they look nice.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 10:09:28 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 09:57:55 AM
I didn't know they were that big.

Why is that one nailed to the branch? Is it stuffed?

You are morphing into Nick.

BTW Where is Nick toady ~ I wait an update on Miss Gymslip

An unfortunate typo there ~ Freudian do you suppose?
I meant today, of course.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 10:51:04 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 10:09:28 AM
BTW Where is Nick toady ~ I wait an update on Miss Gymslip
The bodies haven't been discovered yet.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Wispa on October 17, 2007, 11:00:39 AM: Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=1870. msg34546#msg34546 date=1192615116
(http://hxxp: www. chocolatedownunder. com. au/images/main_pic2. jpg)

A very inferior variety of chocolate - nothing like as good or tasty.

Bloody Aussies - can't even play rugby.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Berek on October 17, 2007, 12:23:29 PM: alright Nick
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 12:24:40 PM: Quote from: Berek on October 17, 2007, 12:23:29 PM
alright Nick

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Guess again
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Berek on October 17, 2007, 12:27:12 PM: ::) ::)
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: TG on October 17, 2007, 12:47:04 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: Berek on October 17, 2007, 12:23:29 PM
alright Nick

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Guess again

Is our artificial new member of the canine type?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1ApVii.jpg&hash=a1cf2e1f76f2a413c0f72fbb0f2ec45dc76f2bd5) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1ApVii)
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:05:21 PM: Nope.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:14:43 PM: They can spell and mostly hit the right keys, so it eliminates quite a few. whistle:

It's not me either
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: TG on October 17, 2007, 01:18:42 PM: It's that footballyears.net bloke then. Or is that one of them spider/netbot/technobollocky thingies wot roam the internet and ambush innocent web forums?
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:20:25 PM: Nope point:

Wispa certainly isn't a crawler. eeek:

I'm also not going to sit here and yay or neigh whilst you go through the entire memberlist. ::)
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:24:24 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:20:25 PM
Nope point:

Wispa certainly isn't a crawler. eeek:

I'm also not going to sit here and yay or neigh whilst you go through the entire memberlist. ::)
Why?

Got something else to do? whistle:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:27:51 PM: Nope. sad24:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:36:44 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:27:51 PM
Nope. sad24:
So do it as "20 Questions"

1. Is it one of the unemployable Northerners?
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:39:49 PM: My geography is vile. redface: And I can't remember where wispa lives.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:42:51 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:39:49 PM
My geography is vile. redface: And I can't remember where wispa lives.
doh:

Note to self: Wench must always be on the other team at pub quiz.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:44:57 PM: It's probably for the best. sad24:

I'm just useless. sad24:

At everything. sad24:

Have sent out for more wispas. sad24:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 01:53:58 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:44:57 PM
It's probably for the best. sad24:

I'm just useless. sad24:

At everything. sad24:

Have sent out for more wispas. sad24:

This is becoming obsessive.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:55:28 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:44:57 PM
It's probably for the best. sad24:

I'm just useless. sad24:

At everything. sad24:

Have sent out for more wispas. sad24:
happy100

Falling self esteem, comfort eating then retail therapy, followed by a row with the other half to 'clear the air'.

Thus is it now and ever shall be. scared2:

We older chaps have seen it all before you know. noooo:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 01:57:48 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:55:28 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:44:57 PM
It's probably for the best. sad24:

I'm just useless. sad24:

At everything. sad24:

Have sent out for more wispas. sad24:
happy100

Falling self esteem, comfort eating then retail therapy, followed by a row with the other half to 'clear the air'.

Thus is it now and ever shall be. scared2:

We older chaps have seen it all before you know. noooo:

I Haven't ;D
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 02:13:19 PM: Quote from: tel on October 17, 2007, 01:57:48 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:55:28 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:44:57 PM
It's probably for the best. sad24:

I'm just useless. sad24:

At everything. sad24:

Have sent out for more wispas. sad24:
happy100

Falling self esteem, comfort eating then retail therapy, followed by a row with the other half to 'clear the air'.

Thus is it now and ever shall be. scared2:

We older chaps have seen it all before you know. noooo:

I Haven't ;D

When you get to my age lad, you can't remember if you have or not. cry:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 05:32:34 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:55:28 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:44:57 PM
It's probably for the best. sad24:

I'm just useless. sad24:

At everything. sad24:

Have sent out for more wispas. sad24:
happy100

Falling self esteem, comfort eating then retail therapy, followed by a row with the other half to 'clear the air'.

Thus is it now and ever shall be. scared2:

We older chaps have seen it all before you know. noooo:

Haven't we just ...... With a gap of 18 months in the middle I have officially been married for 41 years this week.
Brings a chill to the spine that thought!
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 07:50:13 AM: I think I managed to stay single for about 6 weeks.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:12:20 AM: You lot make being married sound so tempting. eeek:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 08:16:44 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:12:20 AM
You lot make being married sound so tempting. eeek:

noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: surrender:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:17:55 AM: Mrs. Barman is my first wife... whistle:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:20:12 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:17:55 AM
Mrs. Barman is my first wife... whistle:

eeek:

Umm have you not told her or something?

eeek:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:22:01 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:20:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:17:55 AM
Mrs. Barman is my first wife... whistle:

eeek:

Umm have you not told her or something?

eeek:
Just keeping my options open is all... whistle:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 08:23:55 AM: I used to introduce my previous wife as "The Current Mrs Snoopy" whistle:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:26:55 AM: Hmmmm and you lot wonder why the wife seems moody. ;)
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 08:29:09 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:26:55 AM
Hmmmm and you lot wonder why the wife seems moody. ;)

No we don't ~ we know it's 'cos they is wimmin.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:33:36 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 08:29:09 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:26:55 AM
Hmmmm and you lot wonder why the wife seems moody. ;)

No we don't ~ we know it's 'cos they is wimmin.
Agreed... happy088
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:34:53 AM: cussing:

noooo:

sad24:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2007, 08:43:36 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:33:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 08:29:09 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:26:55 AM
Hmmmm and you lot wonder why the wife seems moody. ;)

No we don't ~ we know it's 'cos they is wimmin.
Agreed... happy088

Thirded
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 08:47:02 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2007, 08:43:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:33:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 08:29:09 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:26:55 AM
Hmmmm and you lot wonder why the wife seems moody. ;)

No we don't ~ we know it's 'cos they is wimmin.
Agreed... happy088

Thirded
~~Fourthed forthed~~ And me!
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:52:26 AM: ::) fourded Darwin... ::)
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 08:54:47 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:52:26 AM
::) fourded Darwin... ::)
redface:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 18, 2007, 08:56:41 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:52:26 AM
::) fourded Darwin... ::)

No, no, no!

That's what you do when confronted by a brook/small river and no bridge to hand!

The term you are looking for is 'fourthted'. OK?
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:00:49 AM: Shall we settle for seconded times two?
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 18, 2007, 09:01:54 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:00:49 AM
Shall we settle for seconded times two?

I'd agree with seconded/squared!

This is getting silly
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:36:30 AM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:01:54 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:00:49 AM
Shall we settle for seconded times two?

I'd agree with seconded/squared!

This is getting silly
Sixteenthed rooted?
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 18, 2007, 09:42:29 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:36:30 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:01:54 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:00:49 AM
Shall we settle for seconded times two?

I'd agree with seconded/squared!

This is getting silly
Sixteenthed rooted?

drumroll:

. . .and you'd know all about rooting of course . . . . .
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:43:55 AM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:42:29 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:36:30 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:01:54 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:00:49 AM
Shall we settle for seconded times two?

I'd agree with seconded/squared!

This is getting silly
Sixteenthed rooted?

drumroll:

. . .and you'd know all about rooting of course . . . . .
whistle:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 07:17:50 PM: IV'd?
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 18, 2007, 07:30:37 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 07:17:50 PM
IV'd?
Having read through this thread and knowing how much beer has been consumed in the pub tonite, I have to compliment you on the quality of this response BM !!! Have a brownie point!!! happy001
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Landlady on October 18, 2007, 07:35:27 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:43:55 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:42:29 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:36:30 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:01:54 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:00:49 AM
Shall we settle for seconded times two?

I'd agree with seconded/squared!

This is getting silly
Sixteenthed rooted?

drumroll:

. . .and you'd know all about rooting of course . . . . .
whistle:

I thought porcines 'rooted' not gobbley gobbley thingymajigs ::) Tuffles you know !!
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 07:55:43 PM: Goodnight ladies! whistle:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 09:44:44 PM: gobble, gobble - promising eyes:
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 08:36:00 AM: Tsk!
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: tel on October 19, 2007, 09:11:12 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 08:36:00 AM
Tsk!

Bless you.
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Landlady on October 19, 2007, 09:13:17 AM: Quote from: tel on October 19, 2007, 09:11:12 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 08:36:00 AM
Tsk!

Bless you.

and all who sail in you ;D
Title: Re: Evening CJ
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 09:22:42 AM: cussing: