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Title: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Berek on October 16, 2007, 02:42:34 PM
Well we was driving just outside Birmingham and some Italian blokes were beeping the horn and shouting at us pointing at the back of the car, so I said "Ignore them ", next thing a car undertakes us and the bloke was shouting and pointing at the back of the car, so we pulled over to discover a flat tyre. Never even noticed it. Anyway, from phoning the Highways people to getting back on the road took less than 20 minutes !! I was shocked, it was the AA. They really are the 4th emergency service.. !! eeek:

Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2007, 02:57:46 PM
Well we was driving just outside Birmingham and some Italian blokes were beeping the horn and shouting at us pointing at the back of the car, so I said "Ignore them ", next thing a car undertakes us and the bloke was shouting and pointing at the back of the car, so we pulled over to discover a flat tyre. Never even noticed it. Anyway, from phoning the Highways people to getting back on the road took less than 20 minutes !! I was shocked, it was the AA. They really are the 4th emergency service.. !! eeek:



You drove south from Barrow on Tesco Value radials!  noooo: whacky115
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 16, 2007, 03:15:42 PM
I trust this event wasn't the highlight of your trip?
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2007, 03:29:36 PM
I trust this event wasn't the highlight of your trip?
drumroll:
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: GROWLER on October 16, 2007, 08:24:33 PM
Why didn't you change it yerself you lazy trout? ::)
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 05:29:03 AM
Why didn't you change it yerself you lazy trout? ::)
Or get Mrs. Berek to do it?  shrugs:
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Berek on October 17, 2007, 09:49:35 AM
Why didn't you change it yerself you lazy trout? ::)

drivers side on the hard shoulder of the M1, do you think i'm that much of a fucking idiot ?
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:52:09 AM
Why didn't you change it yerself you lazy trout? ::)

drivers side on the hard shoulder of the M1, do you think i'm that much of a fucking idiot ?

If you have to ask the question maybe you already know the answer.
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Berek on October 17, 2007, 09:53:39 AM
I'll ignore that coming from someone who welcomes shit stirrers
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: GROWLER on October 17, 2007, 09:36:06 PM
Why didn't you change it yerself you lazy trout? ::)

drivers side on the hard shoulder of the M1, do you think i'm that much of a fucking idiot ?


No..... rubschin:...yes! lol:

Hope you sat up the embankment and NOT in the car while you waited. rubschin:
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 08:18:01 AM
One assumes then that Mrs Berek did not accompany you ~ or she could have changed it. whistle:
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:18:56 AM
One assumes then that Mrs Berek did not accompany you ~ or she could have changed it. whistle:
I said that in reply #5  whistle:
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Berek on October 18, 2007, 09:34:41 AM
One assumes then that Mrs Berek did not accompany you ~ or she could have changed it. whistle:

she doesnt even know where the petrol cap is
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 09:35:31 AM
I think I should probably learn how to change a tire. I get the feeling Mr Wench might not be too good at that sort of thing.  eeek:
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:37:26 AM
One assumes then that Mrs Berek did not accompany you ~ or she could have changed it. whistle:
I said that in reply #5  whistle:


Do you really think I have nothing better to do that read all this drivel?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:38:16 AM
I think I should probably learn how to change a tire. I get the feeling Mr Wench might not be too good at that sort of thing.  eeek:
In this country we change 'tyres'.

Only the Yanks have 'tires'.  noooo:
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:38:41 AM
I think I should probably learn how to change a tire. I get the feeling Mr Wench might not be too good at that sort of thing.  eeek:

IT'S A TYRE ~ Bloody American spellings  evil:










Bugger beaten to it again!
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 09:39:21 AM
I think I should probably learn how to change a tire. I get the feeling Mr Wench might not be too good at that sort of thing.  eeek:
In this country we change 'tyres'.

Only the Yanks have 'tires'.  noooo:

Sorry.  redface:

In my defence my formative spelling years were spent in a Yank school. I get confused.

 redface:
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 18, 2007, 09:40:45 AM
One assumes then that Mrs Berek did not accompany you ~ or she could have changed it. whistle:

she doesnt even know where the petrol cap is

Well, knowledge of the whereabouts of the petrol cap is hardly going to help in changing a wheel is it?

I hardly think either you/she/the AA man will change a TYRE at the roadside - a wheel maybe, but a TYRE - no way (though they do for big articulated trucks but I doubt Berek was in one of those!)
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:43:20 AM
Bugger beaten to it again!

If you spent less time p155ing on the "tires" you would have got in first. ;)
Title: Re: The Wembley Trip
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:45:34 AM
Bugger beaten to it again!

If you spent less time p155ing on the "tires" you would have got in first. ;)

Indeed ~ it was all that resizing and bolding and stuff that took the time.