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Title: My local butcher
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2007, 11:10:25 AM
Escaped for a pint last night and met my local butcher.

I said, "John, Goose or Turkey?"

He said "Goose of course. HOw big?"

I said, "Not sure yet, depends who is coming for lunch on Christmas day."

He said, "Get your order in during the first week in November, because everyone is going for Goose this year."

I said OK.

This stuff is worth knowing about!
Title: Re: My local butcher
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2007, 11:15:02 AM
Lil Bruvver rang this morning to say he was on the case ~ and what size gammon did I want.

They do like to plan in advance these butchers
Title: Re: My local butcher
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2007, 11:20:04 AM
Escaped for a pint last night and met my local butcher.

I said, "John, Goose or Turkey?"

He said "Goose of course. HOw big?"

I said, "Not sure yet, depends who is coming for lunch on Christmas day."

He said, "Get your order in during the first week in November, because everyone is going for Goose this year."

I said OK.

This stuff is worth knowing about!

 ::) The oldest trick in the book.

I am already putting it about that there will be a turkey shortage this year. eyes:
Title: Re: My local butcher
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2007, 11:21:13 AM
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I am already putting it about

 rubschin:
Title: Re: My local butcher
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2007, 11:24:30 AM
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I am already putting it about

 rubschin:

Waste not, want not.....
Title: Re: My local butcher
Post by: Bar Wench on October 16, 2007, 11:56:31 AM
I'm going to Wales for Christmas. What do they have there? Leeks? Lambs?
Title: Re: My local butcher
Post by: TG on October 16, 2007, 11:58:23 AM
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I am already putting it about

 rubschin:

Waste not, want not.....

I have a boppin' pussy going spare if you are interested?
Title: Re: My local butcher
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2007, 12:00:13 PM
I'm going to Wales for Christmas. What do they have there? Leeks? Lambs?

Much the same as everyone else actually ~ 'Cept they don't enjoy it.
Pleasure that does not involve winning against the English is foreign to them.

Oh! ~ Plus Chapel four times during the day!!!!
Title: Re: My local butcher
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2007, 12:38:33 PM
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I am already putting it about

 rubschin:

Waste not, want not.....

I have a boppin' pussy going spare if you are interested?

Reminds me of the punch-line: "Looking gift whores in the mouth"  redface: