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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 15, 2007, 09:58:07 AM
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Going through his schoolbag this morning I found a piece of paper.
It was arranged into three columns. Column 1: Amy Column 2: Daniella Column 3: Fi
Underneath each name was a large heart
Underneath each heart was a "Love Percentage " figure.
Poor Amy gets 25%. Daniella, on the other hand gets a whopping 95%! Fi gets 50%
I must meet this Daniella!
I find this strangely worrying. scared2:
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Then don't go through his schoolbag ~ everyone is entitled to privacy, even children ~ unless you have good reason to suspect drugs or something like then my advice is keep out.
BTW It is nothing to worry about ..... he is growing up .... kids do that.
Even the my youngest (not 7 until January 2008) rates the girls in his class from Yuck to Phoar.
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You have to go through your child's schoolbag, it's the only way you get to see any school letters you should been given.
As far as I can tell my son still thinks all girls are 'yuk' - I tell him he's lucky in having a twin sister as he will have a ready made supply of potential girlfriends.
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You have to go through your child's schoolbag, it's the only way you get to see any school letters you should been given.
As far as I can tell my son still thinks all girls are 'yuk' - I tell him he's lucky in having a twin sister as he will have a ready made supply of potential girlfriends.
Quite right. I also have to remove rotting fruit, odd socks and other detritus.
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Going through his schoolbag this morning I found a piece of paper.
It was arranged into three columns. Column 1: Amy Column 2: Daniella Column 3: Fi
Underneath each name was a large heart
Underneath each heart was a "Love Percentage " figure.
Poor Amy gets 25%. Daniella, on the other hand gets a whopping 95%! Fi gets 50%
I must meet this Daniella!
I find this strangely worrying. scared2:
It would be very interesting to know what his criteria are for the ratings, don't you think?
They are, hopefully, somewhat different from those that you might employ!
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Very true. He tends to go for tomboys! eeek:
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Very true. He tends to go for tomboys! eeek:
Oooo-errrr Missis!
Keep a close eye on the names, when you start seeing Leslie and other similar either/or names appearing, start to worry!
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He enjoys "wrestling" with Daisy!
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He enjoys "wrestling" with Daisy!
Like Father like Son me thinks ::)
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Shouldn't you be dusting?
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Shouldn't you be dusting?
Been there - done it !!!!!!!!
Damn sight better than the female BM bought in to tidy up his mess in my absence ;)
Off shortly to jump in shower and put a bit of slap on - as it was BM's request that I made 'AN EFFORT' when meeting him at LCA cussing:
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Having a shower = making an effort noooo:
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Having a shower = making an effort noooo:
I feel a SMITE coming on - don't you Angry9:
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Shouldn't you be dusting?
Been there - done it !!!!!!!!
Damn sight better than the female BM bought in to tidy up his mess in my absence ;)
Off shortly to jump in shower and put a bit of slap on - as it was BM's request that I made 'AN EFFORT' when meeting him at LCA cussing:
Pfft, I'd tell him where to stick his effort! What sort of a request is that?!?!?
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Going through his schoolbag this morning I found a piece of paper.
It was arranged into three columns. Column 1: Amy Column 2: Daniella Column 3: Fi
Underneath each name was a large heart
Underneath each heart was a "Love Percentage " figure.
Poor Amy gets 25%. Daniella, on the other hand gets a whopping 95%! Fi gets 50%
I must meet this Daniella!
I find this strangely worrying. scared2:
It would be very interesting to know what his criteria are for the ratings, don't you think?
They are, hopefully, somewhat different from those that you might employ!
I was thinking that.
Nick thinks they are levels of desirability, they may be progress indicators.
If he is at 95% with Daniella you may want to get him on a crash 'Banana-covering' course. eeek:
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Shouldn't you be dusting?
Been there - done it !!!!!!!!
Damn sight better than the female BM bought in to tidy up his mess in my absence ;)
Off shortly to jump in shower and put a bit of slap on - as it was BM's request that I made 'AN EFFORT' when meeting him at LCA cussing:
Pfft, I'd tell him where to stick his effort! What sort of a request is that?!?!?
Normal male type request ::) You can imagine what type of effort he is expecting ::) ::) going to be sadly disappointed :lalalala
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rubschin: Stocking, suspenders, no knickers ~ that sort of effort I 'spect.
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LL is right. Most expect that sort of effort and most are sadly disapointed. Most effort Mr Wench gets these days is that I shave my legs. point:
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LL is right. Most expect that sort of effort and most are sadly disapointed. Most effort Mr Wench gets these days is that I shave my legs. point:
Married in all but name ::)
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Most effort Mr Wench gets these days is that I shave my legs. point:
The Micra has a poor heater.
You might want to let the legs get better insulated in case it is a hard winter.
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rubschin: Stocking, suspenders, no knickers ~ that sort of effort I 'spect.
I bet you look VERY cute in that get up Snoops happy001
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Most effort Mr Wench gets these days is that I shave my legs. point:
The Micra has a poor heater.
You might want to let the legs get better insulated in case it is a hard winter.
The 'Purple Turtle' we leave in the UK and drive around when there is a Micra eeek:
Does that mean BM won't have made any effort either and has hairy legs shocked003
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Most effort Mr Wench gets these days is that I shave my legs. point:
The Micra has a poor heater.
You might want to let the legs get better insulated in case it is a hard winter.
The 'Purple Turtle' we leave in the UK and drive around when there is a Micra eeek:
Does that mean BM won't have made any effort either and has hairy legs shocked003
No. Waxed all over I heard.