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Title: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2007, 01:31:33 PM
The local Californian Breast Feeding Therapist is having two Girls' Night In.

One is tonight and one is tomorrow. Food and plonk and girls together

She has offered Mrs Nick the choice of:

a) Younger ones (Friday)

b) Older ones (Saturday)

Mrs Nick knows all of the b) group but feels miffed and is thinking of choosing a) point: point: point: point:

also

 point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Bar Wench on October 12, 2007, 01:40:50 PM
Why would Mrs Nick want to go to a breast themed evening? Surely that is more your sort of thing?  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 12, 2007, 01:41:09 PM
The local Californian Breast Feeding Therapist is having two Girls' Night In.

One is tonight and one is tomorrow. Food and plonk and girls together

She has offered Mrs Nick the choice of:

a) Younger ones (Friday)

b) Older ones (Saturday)

Mrs Nick knows all of the b) group but feels miffed and is thinking of choosing a) point: point: point: point:

also

 point: point: point: point: point:

Therapist eh?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2007, 01:42:43 PM
Why would Mrs Nick want to go to a breast themed evening? Surely that is more your sort of thing?  eeek:

It is invitation only and the lady therapist, though very nice, is er too large for me. Think "Save Africa from Starvation" and you would be in the right vicinity. Just. eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Bar Wench on October 12, 2007, 03:11:19 PM
 eeek:

So you prefer small and pert do you Nick?

Why is the Breast having two? Why not mix it up?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Landlady on October 12, 2007, 03:11:34 PM
The local Californian Breast Feeding Therapist is having two Girls' Night In.

One is tonight and one is tomorrow. Food and plonk and girls together

She has offered Mrs Nick the choice of:

a) Younger ones (Friday)

b) Older ones (Saturday)

Mrs Nick knows all of the b) group but feels miffed and is thinking of choosing a) point: point: point: point:

also

 point: point: point: point: point:

Oh my god, this is just what is so wrong and why things are falling apart - why oh why does anyone need a breast feeding therapist  Banghead
We (ladies that is) know what they are for - babies know what they are for - men would like to keep on knowing what they are for and have their own  ::) - why is someone employing someone else to be a bloody therapist in this field - particularly  when 99% of our male bar mooches would do it for free, or even pay  eeek:  

Gosh I seem to be in a argumentative mood today  redface:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 12, 2007, 03:15:35 PM
Gosh I seem to be in a argumentative mood today.

Yes, but we just put it down to 'Womens Problems'.  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Landlady on October 12, 2007, 03:19:36 PM
Gosh I seem to be in a argumentative mood today.

Yes, but we just put it down to 'Womens Problems'.  whistle:

Consider yourself smote  cussing:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2007, 04:41:45 PM
I am getting calls from women asking what night they should be in. I am saying "OLD". They appear cross. Why?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Landlady on October 13, 2007, 09:59:54 AM
I am getting calls from women asking what night they should be in. I am saying "OLD". They appear cross. Why?

Stupid boy  ::)
Ask them to classify themselves either as 'experienced' or 'inexperienced'
That should definitely get you in hot water with Mrs. N  point:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2007, 10:16:52 AM
Surely for a breast feeding therapy evening one needs to be of an age when breast feeding is a likelihood  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Landlady on October 13, 2007, 10:19:11 AM
Surely for a breast feeding therapy evening one needs to be of an age when breast feeding is a likelihood  whistle:

Then why do you guys keep on trying to do it to us - despite our age  drumroll:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2007, 10:22:55 AM
We thought you like it ~ certainly that has been my experience.
We certainly don't want anything to come out of them ~ have you tasted that stuff? sick2:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has a choice
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2007, 11:30:40 AM
I am getting calls from women asking what night they should be in. I am saying "OLD". They appear cross. Why?
If they complain, get them to e-mail pictures....  whistle: