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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: tel on October 11, 2007, 02:06:40 PM

Title: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: tel on October 11, 2007, 02:06:40 PM
Got this email from my local this morning, shall collect it from reception tonite. No idea what the privilege(s) is/are.

Maybe I get to firkle with the bar-maid? eyes:

Any chance they will be introduced in here?
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2007, 02:10:37 PM
Well you could always try flashing it at Wenchy but I doubt you would like the response...  eeek:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2007, 02:11:07 PM
You can pet me anytime.
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: tel on October 11, 2007, 02:15:29 PM
Well you could always try flashing it at Wenchy but I doubt you would like the response...  eeek:

But we know that Wench can be corrupted with Wispas, the card could be a bonus though.
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 11, 2007, 02:22:02 PM
Got this email from my local this morning, shall collect it from reception tonite. No idea what the privilege(s) is/are.

Maybe I get to firkle with the bar-maid? eyes:

Any chance they will be introduced in here?

WTF!  I thought you were from Surrey not Alabama. Shame on you Yoda!  noooo:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 02:24:56 PM
Any chance they will be introduced in here?
I was thinking of introducing a privilege card scheme…

It would cost £25 to join and members would have access to the pub 24 hours a day.  whistle:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: tel on October 11, 2007, 02:30:28 PM
Got this email from my local this morning, shall collect it from reception tonite. No idea what the privilege(s) is/are.

Maybe I get to firkle with the bar-maid? eyes:

Any chance they will be introduced in here?

WTF!  I thought you were from Surrey not Alabama. Shame on you Yoda!  noooo:

There's nothing like a good firkle.
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: tel on October 11, 2007, 02:48:45 PM
Any chance they will be introduced in here?
I was thinking of introducing a privilege card scheme…

It would cost £25 to join and members would have access to the pub 24 hours a day.  whistle:

Would we get loyalty points (redeemable later)?
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 02:53:36 PM
Like a Gotto Card (some will know of what I speak)
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Bar Wench on October 11, 2007, 02:58:04 PM
Not me.  eeek:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 02:59:23 PM
It's a complex concept Wenchy, electronic and stuff. See me later and I will explain it with some wax crayons
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Bar Wench on October 11, 2007, 03:00:20 PM
It's a complex concept Wenchy, electronic and stuff. See me later and I will explain it with some wax crayons


I prefer non-toxic felt tip pens.
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 03:01:02 PM
Oh yes, H&S and all that


































 noooo:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 03:05:05 PM
Any chance they will be introduced in here?
I was thinking of introducing a privilege card scheme…

It would cost £25 to join and members would have access to the pub 24 hours a day.  whistle:

Would we get loyalty points (redeemable later)?
Oh yes...  cloud9:

Power users like your goodself can redeem the points for extra daily minutes on-line...  whistle:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 03:05:48 PM
Smite
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Bar Wench on October 11, 2007, 03:06:30 PM
Any chance they will be introduced in here?
I was thinking of introducing a privilege card scheme…

It would cost £25 to join and members would have access to the pub 24 hours a day.  whistle:

Would we get loyalty points (redeemable later)?
Oh yes...  cloud9:

Power users like your goodself can redeem the points for extra daily minutes on-line...  whistle:

You aren't going to make me join are you? After all I do work here!
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 03:07:33 PM
Any chance they will be introduced in here?
I was thinking of introducing a privilege card scheme…

It would cost £25 to join and members would have access to the pub 24 hours a day.  whistle:

Would we get loyalty points (redeemable later)?
Oh yes...  cloud9:

Power users like your goodself can redeem the points for extra daily minutes on-line...  whistle:

You aren't going to make me join are you? After all I do work here!
Did...  whistle:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Bar Wench on October 11, 2007, 03:08:59 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: tel on October 11, 2007, 03:10:45 PM
Any chance they will be introduced in here?
I was thinking of introducing a privilege card scheme…

It would cost £25 to join and members would have access to the pub 24 hours a day.  whistle:

Would we get loyalty points (redeemable later)?
Oh yes...  cloud9:

Power users like your goodself can redeem the points for extra daily minutes on-line...  whistle:

You aren't going to make me join are you? After all I do work here!

You might be one of the privileges whistle:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 03:12:53 PM
This is getting a bit pear shaped.



























Rather like Wenchy point:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Bar Wench on October 11, 2007, 03:14:15 PM
 eeek: scared2: sad24: tunble: ::)

Sooo many emotions.
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 11, 2007, 03:14:40 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: tel on October 11, 2007, 03:16:19 PM
eeek: scared2: sad24: tunble: ::)

Sooo many emotions.

Wispa deprivation?
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Bar Wench on October 11, 2007, 03:19:50 PM
eeek: scared2: sad24: tunble: ::)

Sooo many emotions.

Wispa deprivation?

Indeed.  noooo:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: tel on October 11, 2007, 03:24:17 PM
try -

http://www.lightstraw.co.uk/faded/wispa1.html
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 11, 2007, 03:27:03 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2007%2F08_02%2F003WispaDM_468x622.jpg&hash=0708d6a0b80f6bcc74f4fc1a2fb29a1b8da00509)
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2007, 03:36:35 PM
'spect Wenchy's keyboard is now covered in saliva!  lol:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2007, 03:40:19 PM
'spect Wenchy's keyboard is now covered in saliva!  lol:
Bang goes another sample. noooo:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 03:58:25 PM
'spect Wenchy's keyboard is now covered in saliva!  lol:
Bang goes another sample. noooo:
drumroll:
 happy001
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Berek on October 11, 2007, 05:31:39 PM
'spect Wenchy's keyboard is now covered in saliva!  lol:
Bang goes another sample. noooo:

are we back to Nicks fertility again ?
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 05:32:22 PM
Long gone. noooo:
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Pastis on October 11, 2007, 05:36:32 PM
Like a Gotto Card (some will know of what I speak)

* taps nose *
Never had Gotto... several Nero's though
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2007, 07:05:22 PM
Like a Gotto Card (some will know of what I speak)

* taps nose *
Never had Gotto... several Nero's though
tunble:???
Title: Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
Post by: tel on October 12, 2007, 07:52:07 AM
'spect Wenchy's keyboard is now covered in saliva!  lol:

Sticky fingers!