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Title: It made me smile
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 11, 2007, 09:51:38 AM: Chicken lorry crash causes chaos (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7038953.stm)

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 09:54:08 AM: Quote
Police said specialist "chicken catchers" and vets are at the scene.

Is that a job then? noooo:
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Berek on October 11, 2007, 09:56:52 AM: I work with a lass who is married to a " goat milker "
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 09:57:24 AM: Well someone has to do it or they'd explode
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 11, 2007, 10:01:07 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 09:54:08 AM
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Police said specialist "chicken catchers" and vets are at the scene.

Is that a job then? noooo:

You wouldn't think chickens would escape that often.
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:01:49 AM: Maybe they are reservists? The fifth emergency service?
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 11, 2007, 10:05:29 AM: A bit like lifeboatmen ~ doing an ordinary day job but when the alarm goes they become chicken catchers.

Why do I think Wallace and Gromit here?
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:09:09 AM: Makes sense. Brave chicken catchers waiting to be scrambled. Yes.
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 11, 2007, 10:13:20 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:09:09 AM
Makes sense. Brave chicken catchers waiting to be scrambled. Yes.

Nick, I hate to disillusion you, but it's unborn chickens that get scrambled. Once they hatch, they are no longer scrambleable.

Are we sure they weren't chicken chokers?
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:16:57 AM: You could scramble them in a blender.

I am surrounded by idiots. noooo:
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2007, 10:51:31 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:16:57 AM
I am surrounded by idiots. noooo:
Aren't we all? whistle:
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:52:25 AM: We are. You and I are the only normal people here. noooo:
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2007, 10:53:34 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:52:25 AM
We are. You and I are the only normal people here. noooo:
rubschin:
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 02:36:35 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:52:25 AM
We are. You and I are the only normal people here. noooo:
Ahem! whistle:
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 02:52:12 PM: As I said!
Title: Re: It made me smile
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2007, 03:06:31 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 02:52:12 PM
As I said!
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