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Title: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 10:46:35 AM
We rent a house to some vets. They called and siad that one of their lights had stopped working and could I do something about it?

I have just been round. I examined the light and it certainly wasn't working. I removed the bulb and shook it. It tinkled a bit. Broken.

I replaced the bulb. The light worked.

Vet#1 said, "Is that all it was?" cussing:

These guys have 15 A levels and 24 years of University education between them! cussing: Banghead
Title: Re: Hom many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 10:51:12 AM
My late Father in Law had all the qualifications you could wish for and was a Research Chemist. He specialised in insulation materials for many years and in fact help design the insulation for many power stations around the world and the heat shield on the space shuttle.
Couldn't cross the road without a copy of the Which Guide to traffic in his hand  ::)

High on intelligence but low on common sense ... the most unworldly person I have ever met. ..... Nice man tho'.
Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 10:51:52 AM
But could he change a light bulb?
Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Berek on October 10, 2007, 11:35:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2007, 10:46:35 AM
We rent a house to some vets.


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Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 11:39:11 AM
Quote from: Berek on October 10, 2007, 11:35:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2007, 10:46:35 AM
We rent a house to some vets.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkt-zAAYRGA&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkt-zAAYRGA&NR=1)
Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 11:43:34 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2007, 10:51:52 AM
But could he change a light bulb?

Not without guidance  ::)


Usually he would consult Which to see the best way to do it and the best buy to make first.
Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Miss Piggy on October 10, 2007, 11:51:14 AM
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=1784. msg32639#msg32639 date=1192013472
My late Father in Law had all the qualifications you could wish for and was a Research Chemist.  He specialised in insulation materials for many years and in fact help design the insulation for many power stations around the world and the heat shield on the space shuttle. 
Couldn't cross the road without a copy of the Which Guide to traffic in his hand  ::)

High on intelligence but low on common sense . . .  the most unworldly person I have ever met.  . . . . .  Nice man tho'.

Hmmmmmm. . . . . this is frequently what the LandLady says about me!!  So much brains but so little common sense.   Personally, I blame it on being blonde (apparently peroxide can kill your brain cells) but perhaps I inherited it from LL. . . along with the good looks, nautrally!
Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 11:52:18 AM
I blame the parents eveilgrin:
Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Miss Piggy on October 10, 2007, 11:54:11 AM
Quote from: Nick link=topic=1784. msg32675#msg32675 date=1192017138
I blame the parents eveilgrin:

Yeah - me too!! Tee hee!
Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Berek on October 10, 2007, 02:34:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2007, 11:39:11 AM
Quote from: Berek on October 10, 2007, 11:35:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2007, 10:46:35 AM
We rent a house to some vets.


cock waver  whistle:

Especially for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkt-zAAYRGA&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkt-zAAYRGA&NR=1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP1NyV60WzA&mode=related&search=

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Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: chuntering again on October 11, 2007, 08:28:51 AM
I was expecting the answer to be along the lines of...

"1 to change the bulb and one to shove his arm up a cow's arse to the shoulder"
Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2007, 10:56:01 AM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 11, 2007, 08:28:51 AM
I was expecting the answer to be along the lines of...

"1 to change the bulb and one to shove his arm up a cow's arse to the shoulder"
Cows don't have shoulders, they have haunches.
Title: Re: How many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:56:44 AM
And bottoms


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