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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 09:06:41 AM

Title: !
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 09:06:41 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/player/nol/newsid_7030000/newsid_7036900?redirect=7036914.stm&news=1&bbwm=1&bbram=1&nbram=1&nbwm=1&asb=1 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/player/nol/newsid_7030000/newsid_7036900?redirect=7036914.stm&news=1&bbwm=1&bbram=1&nbram=1&nbwm=1&asb=1)

Title: Re: !
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 09:21:31 AM

 eeek:

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Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 09:35:52 AM

Jump Leads?

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Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 09:38:15 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 09:35:52 AM

Jump Leads?

drumroll:
You're on form today too!

Title: Re: !
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 10:53:02 AM

I am glad someone is. I have a hangover cry:

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Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 11:09:46 AM

Before I gave up drinking (2years now) I always blamed the (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Featdrink056.gif&hash=710a05f0639eb358ba512daceffd16564b541b8b)

Title: Re: !
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 11:13:21 AM

Never mix the grape and the grain!

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Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 11:14:51 AM

Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2007, 11:13:21 AM

Never mix the grape and the grain!

Ah!




Well that explains it then.

Title: Re: !
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 11:16:42 AM

I know. Someone called me about 9 last night with a very interesting offer of work. I have no recollection now of the conversation eeek:

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Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 11:22:30 AM

 rubschin:  I have had many such conversations ~ one even ended up with me being engaged.  confused:

Title: Re: !
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 11:23:01 AM

You are Wenchy and I claim my £5

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Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 11:24:20 AM

Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2007, 11:23:01 AM

You are Wenchy and I claim my £5

Trust me if I were you would get your fiver and I wouldn't leave home for a month ..... far too many new bits to play with. whistle:

Title: Re: !
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 11:25:19 AM

 eeek:

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Post by: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2007, 11:43:41 AM

 eeek: eeek:

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Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 11:55:29 AM

Oh and given a free hand (or two) to play with all those interesting twiddly bits, nooks, crannies and crevices you would turn the chance down I suppose.  ::)

Title: Re: !
Post by: Bar Wench on October 10, 2007, 12:00:04 PM

 eeek:

Title: Re: !
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 12:00:29 PM

 eeek: eeek:

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Post by: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2007, 12:01:17 PM

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 12:03:42 PM

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 10, 2007, 12:04:29 PM

I'll see your  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: - and raise you  shocked003

Title: Re: !
Post by: Bar Wench on October 10, 2007, 12:04:56 PM

Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 10, 2007, 12:04:29 PM

I'll see your  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: - and raise you  shocked003

I'm going to throw in a  scared2:

Title: Re: !
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 12:06:13 PM

 eyes: My game I think.  point:

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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 10, 2007, 12:09:07 PM

Not when you've got this is  your hand!  whip:

Title: Re: !
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 12:14:56 PM

So it's war is it? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Ftransport024.gif&hash=980ff2ed91c822074bb49759098339daf9f3b63f)

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Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2007, 01:15:48 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 12:14:56 PM

So it's war is it? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Ftransport024.gif&hash=980ff2ed91c822074bb49759098339daf9f3b63f)

Before you go nuclear, can you just explain this "Sawing a Turd" emoticon you used earlier? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Featdrink056.gif&hash=710a05f0639eb358ba512daceffd16564b541b8b)

Title: Re: !
Post by: tel on October 10, 2007, 01:29:27 PM

 drumroll:

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Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 01:49:27 PM

 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: tunble: eveilgrin: sad32: sad32: angel1 bom














 bom

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Post by: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2007, 01:54:02 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fshocked015.gif&hash=80958cc7b5b25a11424d6667e16e1547d6524b54) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Title: Re: !
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 01:56:23 PM

 tunble: cloud9: rubschin: censored: tunble: eveilgrin: sad32: sad24: eyes: scared2: sick2: surrender: whistle: noooo: cloud9: spider: razz: smile: ;D 8) confused: ;) redface: lol: evil: ::) eeek: cry: point: cussing: bs: Banghead Angry9: drumroll: bom angel1 alien



 drumroll:

Title: Re: !
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2007, 01:58:59 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsigns045.gif&hash=77393c5883905784453096bc2b6fbf52673f7c7d) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

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Post by: tel on October 10, 2007, 02:00:53 PM

Emoticon waving?

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Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 02:02:11 PM

 drumroll:

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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 10, 2007, 03:31:37 PM

Didn't Nick purport to be able to sort this out in Agony Corner?  whistle:

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Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 03:32:41 PM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2007, 01:58:59 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsigns045.gif&hash=77393c5883905784453096bc2b6fbf52673f7c7d) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Prawns ~ I think

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Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 03:34:08 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2007, 01:15:48 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 12:14:56 PM

So it's war is it? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Ftransport024.gif&hash=980ff2ed91c822074bb49759098339daf9f3b63f)

Before you go nuclear, can you just explain this "Sawing a Turd" emoticon you used earlier? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Featdrink056.gif&hash=710a05f0639eb358ba512daceffd16564b541b8b)

Kebab ~ usually foolishly eaten after too much beer leading to hang-overs

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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 10, 2007, 03:38:31 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 03:34:08 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2007, 01:15:48 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 12:14:56 PM

So it's war is it? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Ftransport024.gif&hash=980ff2ed91c822074bb49759098339daf9f3b63f)

Before you go nuclear, can you just explain this "Sawing a Turd" emoticon you used earlier? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Featdrink056.gif&hash=710a05f0639eb358ba512daceffd16564b541b8b)

Kebab ~ usually foolishly eaten after too much beer leading to hang-overs

I'd have thought that, given your medical problems, the last thing on your mind would have been kebabs! Work of the devil for the most part. I've only ever had one decent kebab in the UK and that was in Holland Park somewhere with a mate some years back. And no, I wasn't pissed before someone mentions it - I know that's usually a pre-requisite for kebabs, but on this occasion I was hungry and it was recommended.

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Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 05:29:59 PM

Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 10, 2007, 03:38:31 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 03:34:08 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2007, 01:15:48 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 12:14:56 PM

So it's war is it? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Ftransport024.gif&hash=980ff2ed91c822074bb49759098339daf9f3b63f)

Before you go nuclear, can you just explain this "Sawing a Turd" emoticon you used earlier? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Featdrink056.gif&hash=710a05f0639eb358ba512daceffd16564b541b8b)

Kebab ~ usually foolishly eaten after too much beer leading to hang-overs

I'd have thought that, given your medical problems, the last thing on your mind would have been kebabs! Work of the devil for the most part. I've only ever had one decent kebab in the UK and that was in Holland Park somewhere with a mate some years back. And no, I wasn't pissed before someone mentions it - I know that's usually a pre-requisite for kebabs, but on this occasion I was hungry and it was recommended.

Good Lord ~ I haven't eaten one for years ..... come to that I've had just one glass of red wine and one glass of champagne in the past two years. On both occasions I felt unwell after drinking them ~ due I suspect to the valium/alcohol mix.
I did, however, have an illness free younger life once ....... a loooooooooooooooong time ago now  sad24:

Title: Re: !
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 05:34:07 PM

Mornington Crescent!  point:

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Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 05:38:24 PM

He's clearly lost it ....................... If he ever had it.  ::)

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Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 05:43:27 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 05:38:24 PM

He's clearly lost it ....................... If he ever had it.  ::)

I did have it once - 1979 I think it was...  rubschin:

It made as much sense as most of the other replies on the thread…  whistle:

Title: Re: !
Post by: GROWLER on October 10, 2007, 05:45:48 PM

Look you bunch of tossers. Wenchy very kindly set this Petrol Head zone up for us motoring enthusiasts to talk about car type things, and what have we got here NOW then ffs?

SHITE. Pure SHITE. ::)

Can someone in authority either get this lot to have a mass head examination with consequent re-wiring, or set up a 'SHITE ONLY' to be posted in here board? happy088

Thanks!

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Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 05:56:22 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on October 10, 2007, 05:45:48 PM

Look you bunch of tossers. Wenchy very kindly set this Petrol Head zone up for us motoring enthusiasts to talk about car type things, and what have we got here NOW then ffs?

SHITE. Pure SHITE. ::)

Can someone in authority either get this lot to have a mass head examination with consequent re-wiring, or set up a 'SHITE ONLY' to be posted in here board? happy088

Thanks!

I dunno Growler... I think there must be something in the water beer or something...  noooo:

Title: Re: !
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 11, 2007, 08:43:57 AM

Sorry Growler but we're just not car people  noooo:

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Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 08:51:31 AM

We are kebabby people. spider:

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Post by: Bar Wench on October 11, 2007, 08:58:11 AM

And wispa people.

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Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2007, 10:36:24 AM

And turnip people. .

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Post by: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:40:20 AM

Of course, happy100 of course