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Title: Roadworks
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2007, 02:20:01 PM
Took SF to B and long Q in Slough this morning…

Bloody massive traffic jam on the way into Slough… could have crawled on my belly faster.  noooo:

Eventually approached some signage which indicated there were ‘road works’ and a lane closed that was causing the hold up for the traffic going from Windsor to Slough and coming on and off the M4 at Junction 6.

Finally got thorough all the traffic to find some bastard cutting the grass on the central reservation! Lane closed and traffic chaos for half-a-day including peak travelling hours for that!  Banghead

Cut it at night or concrete it over and paint it green FFS – how much brain does it take?  cussing:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 02:25:45 PM
How much brain does it take to know that road is always like that? ::)
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2007, 02:26:59 PM
How much brain does it take to know that road is always like that? ::)
This much

What they cut the grass every day do they?  noooo:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 02:29:40 PM
How much brain does it take to know that road is always like that? ::)
This much

What they cut the grass every day do they?  noooo:

Welcome to the M4 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2007, 02:39:22 PM
How much brain does it take to know that road is always like that? ::)
This much

What they cut the grass every day do they?  noooo:

Welcome to the M4 eveilgrin:
I used to drive up and down it every day but this is lunacy…  noooo:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 02:41:38 PM
How much brain does it take to know that road is always like that? ::)
This much

What they cut the grass every day do they?  noooo:

Welcome to the M4 eveilgrin:
I used to drive up and down it every day but this is lunacy…  noooo:

'sbeen like it for some time now ~ you're just out of practice (or you left the UK more than 15 years ago)
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2007, 02:48:57 PM
How much brain does it take to know that road is always like that? ::)
This much

What they cut the grass every day do they?  noooo:

Welcome to the M4 eveilgrin:
I used to drive up and down it every day but this is lunacy…  noooo:

'sbeen like it for some time now ~ you're just out of practice (or you left the UK more than 15 years ago)
Only five years...

It was bad when I left but for fucks sake practically closing the road to mow the grass!  Angry9:

Some bastard H & S ruling I 'spec...  noooo:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 10, 2007, 09:18:13 AM
On my regular journeys to Swindon, they do the same thing on the A322 just before Bracknell. Bastards  cussing:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: GROWLER on October 10, 2007, 09:57:34 AM
Welcome home! lol:

Now you can p'raps understand why we're all so bloody bitter and twisted in 'ere. thatsit:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 09:59:18 AM
Welcome home! lol:

Now you can p'raps understand why we're all so bloody bitter and twisted in 'ere. thatsit:
I know... and it pissed down all day...

Still, I'm off to Brooklands today...  cloud9:

http://www.brooklandsmuseum.com/
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: GROWLER on October 10, 2007, 10:01:04 AM
Welcome home! lol:

Now you can p'raps understand why we're all so bloody bitter and twisted in 'ere. thatsit:
I know... and it pissed down all day...

Still, I'm off to Brooklands today...  cloud9:

http://www.brooklandsmuseum.com/

Lucky bugger. Never been there, but it's on my 'must visit' list.
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 10:02:18 AM
Welcome home! lol:

Now you can p'raps understand why we're all so bloody bitter and twisted in 'ere. thatsit:
I know... and it pissed down all day...

Still, I'm off to Brooklands today...  cloud9:

http://www.brooklandsmuseum.com/

Lucky bugger. Never been there, but it's on my 'must visit' list.
I'll report back later then...

Do you want me to PM it to you sweetie?  whistle:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2007, 10:03:33 AM
 point: point: point:

There's a good cemetery there as well!
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: chuntering again on October 10, 2007, 01:11:57 PM
Took SF to B and long Q in Slough this morning…

Bloody massive traffic jam on the way into Slough… could have crawled on my belly faster.  noooo:

Eventually approached some signage which indicated there were ‘road works’ and a lane closed that was causing the hold up for the traffic going from Windsor to Slough and coming on and off the M4 at Junction 6.

Finally got thorough all the traffic to find some bastard cutting the grass on the central reservation! Lane closed and traffic chaos for half-a-day including peak travelling hours for that!  Banghead

Cut it at night or concrete it over and paint it green FFS – how much brain does it take?  cussing:

I'm afraid this doesn't surprise me one bit Barman. I think you're actually quite lucky to get to the end of the queue and find somebody working. I sat in the traffic jam from hell on the A55 last September just to find a perfectly usable lane of tarmac coned off and no workman in sight.

My current bugbear is the "temporary traffic light". Half the time they're either not working, the rotation is completely inappropriate for the volume and direction of traffic, or some prick is sitting blocking the road with his site truck while he chit-chats to his marras about the best way to dump a pile of sand. As with your case, more often than not the road is blocked to allow people to carry out work to verges or - in the case of Leadgate, near me - to replace paving stones with cobbles, in some vain attempt to "polish the turd" that is the murder capital of County Durham.
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 03:51:19 PM
Welcome home! lol:

Now you can p'raps understand why we're all so bloody bitter and twisted in 'ere. thatsit:
I know... and it pissed down all day...

Still, I'm off to Brooklands today...  cloud9:

http://www.brooklandsmuseum.com/

Lucky bugger. Never been there, but it's on my 'must visit' list.
Awesome, well worth it, enjoyed every bit - especially the Concorde exhibition!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 10, 2007, 05:32:29 PM
Welcome home! lol:

Now you can p'raps understand why we're all so bloody bitter and twisted in 'ere. thatsit:
I know... and it pissed down all day...

Still, I'm off to Brooklands today...  cloud9:

http://www.brooklandsmuseum.com/

Lucky bugger. Never been there, but it's on my 'must visit' list.
Awesome, well worth it, enjoyed every bit - especially the Concorde exhibition!  cloud9:

I'm surprised you didn't go Sunday when the Bristols are to be on show...... !!!! ;) 
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 05:37:35 PM
There is absolutely nothing I can say to that  eeek:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 10, 2007, 05:40:33 PM
There is absolutely nothing I can say to that  eeek:

That's a first then???? lol:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 05:41:51 PM
Welcome home! lol:

Now you can p'raps understand why we're all so bloody bitter and twisted in 'ere. thatsit:
I know... and it pissed down all day...

Still, I'm off to Brooklands today...  cloud9:

http://www.brooklandsmuseum.com/

Lucky bugger. Never been there, but it's on my 'must visit' list.
Awesome, well worth it, enjoyed every bit - especially the Concorde exhibition!  cloud9:

I'm surprised you didn't go Sunday when the Bristols are to be on show...... !!!! ;) 
Snigger!

Unfortunately, I am otherwise engaged on Sunday…  evil:

To be honest, there was too much to see in one day already.  cloud9:

They let you on most of the aircraft and have volunteers that can tell you something about them and the controls, etc. You can get into the cockpit of the VC10 too!  cloud9:

The sad thing was realising that this was the hub of British aviation, design and production, Wellington bombers and Hurricanes were manufactured there in vast numbers (they built a Wellington from scratch to taxiing out in 24 hours once), they built among other things the Viscount and Vanguard, BAC111, VC10 and 30% of the fuselage sections of all Concorde where built there. (breathe) Plus they did loads of the structural testing of Concorde there…

Yet now it is a museum and the UK makes what – the Wings of Airbus?  Angry9:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 05:42:22 PM
There is absolutely nothing I can say to that  eeek:
Best not...  noooo:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 10, 2007, 05:46:54 PM
Welcome home! lol:

Now you can p'raps understand why we're all so bloody bitter and twisted in 'ere. thatsit:
I know... and it pissed down all day...

Still, I'm off to Brooklands today...  cloud9:

http://www.brooklandsmuseum.com/

Lucky bugger. Never been there, but it's on my 'must visit' list.
Awesome, well worth it, enjoyed every bit - especially the Concorde exhibition!  cloud9:

I'm surprised you didn't go Sunday when the Bristols are to be on show...... !!!! ;) 
Snigger!

Unfortunately, I am otherwise engaged on Sunday…  evil:

To be honest, there was too much to see in one day already.  cloud9:

They let you on most of the aircraft and have volunteers that can tell you something about them and the controls, etc. You can get into the cockpit of the VC10 too!  cloud9:

The sad thing was realising that this was the hub of British aviation, design and production, Wellington bombers and Hurricanes were manufactured there in vast numbers (they built a Wellington from scratch to taxiing out in 24 hours once), they built among other things the Viscount and Vanguard, BAC111, VC10 and 30% of the fuselage sections of all Concorde where built there. (breathe) Plus they did loads of the structural testing of Concorde there…

Yet now it is a museum and the UK makes what – the Wings of Airbus?  Angry9:

My dear old...departed  sad24: ...dad flew Wellingtons!!!!
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2007, 05:53:09 PM
Welcome home! lol:

Now you can p'raps understand why we're all so bloody bitter and twisted in 'ere. thatsit:
I know... and it pissed down all day...

Still, I'm off to Brooklands today...  cloud9:

http://www.brooklandsmuseum.com/

Lucky bugger. Never been there, but it's on my 'must visit' list.
Awesome, well worth it, enjoyed every bit - especially the Concorde exhibition!  cloud9:

I'm surprised you didn't go Sunday when the Bristols are to be on show...... !!!! ;) 
Snigger!

Unfortunately, I am otherwise engaged on Sunday…  evil:

To be honest, there was too much to see in one day already.  cloud9:

They let you on most of the aircraft and have volunteers that can tell you something about them and the controls, etc. You can get into the cockpit of the VC10 too!  cloud9:

The sad thing was realising that this was the hub of British aviation, design and production, Wellington bombers and Hurricanes were manufactured there in vast numbers (they built a Wellington from scratch to taxiing out in 24 hours once), they built among other things the Viscount and Vanguard, BAC111, VC10 and 30% of the fuselage sections of all Concorde where built there. (breathe) Plus they did loads of the structural testing of Concorde there…

Yet now it is a museum and the UK makes what – the Wings of Airbus?  Angry9:

My dear old...departed  sad24: ...dad flew Wellingtons!!!!
Cool!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 10, 2007, 06:04:54 PM
Departed cool....or flew Wellingtons cool???????

Actually, he was pretty miffed about it all....spent a huge amount of time being trained in the RAF to fly the monsters, then some 'Jerry' b@st@rd shot him down and stuffed him in some cr@ppy POW camp!!!!! Only got to play in the sky for a year or so, I'm told!!! noooo:
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2007, 06:42:41 PM
dad flew Wellingtons!!!!
Good chap.

I would never be without mine either.
Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2007, 07:27:25 PM
dad flew Wellingtons!!!!
Good chap.

I would never be without mine either.


DS ~ Have you seen the film Chicken Run?
It's not that I don't believe you look like Basil Fawlty but somehow the mental image of the Darwin family at home is more
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Title: Re: Roadworks
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2007, 10:22:53 PM
dad flew Wellingtons!!!!
Good chap.

I would never be without mine either.
DS ~ Have you seen the film Chicken Run?
It's not that I don't believe you look like Basil Fawlty but somehow the mental image of the Darwin family at home is more
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.allmoviephoto.com%2F2000_Chicken_Run%2Fmiranda_richardson_tony_haygarth_chicken_run_001.jpg&hash=b4762d6fef6b04945bc4f0ff362b03d62926c717)
Funny you should say that. . . . evil: