The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Landlady on October 09, 2007, 11:59:33 AM
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Something happens when Barman is away eeek:
Previously we had the episode's of the cat bringing in a snake (which I caught, placed for the next 18 hours in a bin bag, in a tupperware box, with the iron on top, and which STILL was alive when I came to take it to the vet's for indentification) followed almost immediately thereafter by the bugger bringing in a lizard (which when I went to catch it shed its tail, so I had two things to fling out of the window).
YESTERDAY the cat bought in TWO locusts and for those of you who haven't seen these crickets on steriods before believe me they a big sods! Spent over hald and hour fling my shoes at them as they leapt around the living room before finally scoring a direct hit and then stomping on them, getting the kitchen roll and pair of tongs and disposing of them (put them in bins bags for the dustman to take away)....
THIS MORNING I go to come out of our front gate and the moat that BM, no sorry not him the electricity perople really, dug is still there BUT they have taken away the little rusty plank they threw across the ravine so we could get out............Okay thinks I, it's not far, I'll do a gentle long step over, but OH NO, didn't see they had ALSO damped down the soil surrounding the moat and the gentle long step over turned into a panicked long slide and splits and ended up bottom down in the mud cussing:
Plus the blasted phone today hasn't stopped ringing, I'm still at least 10 days behind on paperwork, and I haven't even got BM here to shout at cry:
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Nickorays finally work.
phew
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Now I know why you didn't answer either of my calls.....languishing at the bottom of the moat were we? Hope you're not injured??? eeek:
Want spag bol tonight? ;)
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Nickorays finally work.
phew
Bastardo - consider yourself smote cussing:
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Topic: Am I becoming Mrs. Nick?
Is that worse than turning into your mother?
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Now I know why you didn't answer either of my calls.....languishing at the bottom of the moat were we? Hope you're not injured??? eeek:
Want spag bol tonight? ;)
Hiya Tinks smile:
Actually when you called I was in the shower BEFORE I did the slippy slidy dance (because of Nickorays cussing:)
and since then, one thing or another, have been running ever since - and must get off this forum soon otherwise I won't get ANY work done..........
Thank you for your offer to feed me tonight but can I please take a rain check (or should I say sunshine check over here lol:) as I already have a prior booking ;D
In fact since BM has been away my social life has improved ten fold eyes: and of the remaining 6 evenings before he returns I currently only have this Friday 12th free eyes: eyes:
Shall we get together then perhaps? Provided I can get 'over' the moat cry:
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Topic: Am I becoming Mrs. Nick?
Is that worse than turning into your mother?
YES - MOST DEFINATELY !!!
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Nickorays finally work.
phew
Actually mentioned the other day to Tinks that I thought you were over here (right next door in fact) because the chap staying there parked his car without putting on the handbrake and it rolled down the road narrowly missing rolling its front end right into the moat .......... Now WHY did that make me think of you ::) eeek: ::) eeek: ::)
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Now I know why you didn't answer either of my calls.....languishing at the bottom of the moat were we? Hope you're not injured??? eeek:
Want spag bol tonight? ;)
Hiya Tinks smile:
Actually when you called I was in the shower BEFORE I did the slippy slidy dance (because of Nickorays cussing:)
and since then, one thing or another, have been running ever since - and must get off this forum soon otherwise I won't get ANY work done..........
Thank you for your offer to feed me tonight but can I please take a rain check (or should I say sunshine check over here lol:) as I already have a prior booking ;D
In fact since BM has been away my social life has improved ten fold eyes: and of the remaining 6 evenings before he returns I currently only have this Friday 12th free eyes: eyes:
Shall we get together then perhaps? Provided I can get 'over' the moat cry:
OK LL....speak to you later in the week...now I must go to work at PH. cry:
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Landlady is having too much fun. So Is Barman. He should stay here much longer!
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Topic: Am I becoming Mrs. Nick?
Is that worse than turning into your mother?
Oh yes... scared2:
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I'm sorry, the image of Bet Lynch in the moat with her lepoard skin heels twinkling in the air is just too much! point: ;D point: ;D
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Who?
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LL's avatar. ::)
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Who?
See avatar ~ Google for information
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So Landlady, was ending bottom down in the mud more or less embarrassing than a certain birthday celebration at a local Cyprus meze restaurant when you drunkenly stumbled, then wobbled, then fell head first into the traditional Cypriot band playing at said venue taking out the singer, guitarist and bongo player?! Tee Hee!!!
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OK
Just tell us, WTF ae you? it will savetons of time
And worry.
OK?
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OK
Just tell us, WTF ae you? it will savetons of time
And worry.
OK?
doh:
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OK
Just tell us, WTF ae you? it will savetons of time
And worry.
OK?
She's my new sister! cloud9:
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Mine too ~ 'spect she'll take me for a walkies later.
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Mine too ~ 'spect she'll take me for a walkies later.
That's my boy! cloud9:
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So Landlady, was ending bottom down in the mud more or less embarrassing than a certain birthday celebration at a local Cyprus meze restaurant when you drunkenly stumbled, then wobbled, then fell head first into the traditional Cypriot band playing at said venue taking out the singer, guitarist and bongo player?! Tee Hee!!!
Hi Miss Piggy
Welcome to the sty!!! eyes:
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Speak for yerself!
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So Landlady, was ending bottom down in the mud more or less embarrassing than a certain birthday celebration at a local Cyprus meze restaurant when you drunkenly stumbled, then wobbled, then fell head first into the traditional Cypriot band playing at said venue taking out the singer, guitarist and bongo player?! Tee Hee!!!
Hi Miss Piggy
Welcome to the sty!!! eyes:
Yes, you're welcome to it! whistle:
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I dunno, has Nick proposed?
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I dunno, has Nick proposed?
At least once I should think...
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I dunno, has Nick proposed?
Not to me...he's my cousin.... apparently! eeek:
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I dunno, has Nick proposed?
So thats what they are calling the kiss of death nowadays whistle:
LL you only have to worry about turning into Mrs Nick when Barman starts trying to 'clean' dry dishcloths in the microwave.....
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I dunno, has Nick proposed?
So thats what they are calling the kiss of death nowadays whistle:
LL you only have to worry about turning into Mrs Nick when Barman starts trying to 'clean' dry dishcloths in the microwave.....
Possibly preferable to breeding maggots I feel.
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So Landlady, was ending bottom down in the mud more or less embarrassing than a certain birthday celebration at a local Cyprus meze restaurant when you drunkenly stumbled, then wobbled, then fell head first into the traditional Cypriot band playing at said venue taking out the singer, guitarist and bongo player?! Tee Hee!!!
Less embrassing coz no think anyone saw me - apart from the possible ramdom stray goat or circling vulture ;D
Plus the episode of falling into the band was on my birthday - and as EVERYONE knows getting squiffy and doing sily things CAN'T be held up against you on that day EVER - it's allowed, in fact I think it's complusory eyes:
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Of course, of course... whistle: