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Title: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 11:16:14 AM
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Well you moaned so I thought I would help!!!
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I can understand why but a break occasionally is nice.

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But 90% of the time I don't realise what I'm saying.

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Mr Wench had to lure me out of bed with a Wispa bar

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Yes, it's my breasts talking!

etc. etc.

Is she normal?

Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2007, 11:17:30 AM
N.F.A.G.

(Normal for a Girly)
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2007, 11:18:18 AM
You have to love the irony of this thread. Captain Calamity is asking if someone is normal  happy001
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 11:18:49 AM
Quite. There is, of course, much more material herein noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 11:19:12 AM
You have to love the irony of this thread. Captain Calamity is asking if someone is normal  happy001

Like you? spider:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2007, 11:19:59 AM
Who in their right mind would want to be 'normal'?
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 11:20:30 AM
I love a paradox!
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2007, 11:23:18 AM
Well allegedly I've been targetted by Nick-o-rays so while nothing cataclysNick has happened yet normality is a non starter  whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2007, 11:25:56 AM
Well allegedly I've been targetted by Nick-o-rays so while nothing cataclysNick has happened yet normality is a non starter  whistle:

Umm you couldn't get into the forum on Nickoray day. I would call that cataclysnick!
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 11:28:02 AM
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Some people aren't allowed to go back there.

She got barred from Pizza Hut!

How hard is that? (Prolly another Wenchy quote too)
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2007, 11:29:34 AM
Well allegedly I've been targetted by Nick-o-rays so while nothing cataclysNick has happened yet normality is a non starter  whistle:

Umm you couldn't get into the forum on Nickoray day. I would call that cataclysnick!

Nah, got a load of work done on that day so I'm well ahead of schedule now which always looks good when it comes to the annual bonus  eyes:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2007, 11:37:22 AM
I love a paradox!
I thought she was Polish?
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 11:40:42 AM
Nah. Bog standard Anglo Saxon. Language n'all
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: tel on October 09, 2007, 11:53:41 AM
Do we all have to find one?
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 12:01:28 PM
East. Thus

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My reflexes are slow first thing. He opened it and waved it under my nose, walked me into the bathroom and then threw it in the shower

What was she on about?
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2007, 01:18:27 PM
East. Thus

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My reflexes are slow first thing. He opened it and waved it under my nose, walked me into the bathroom and then threw it in the shower

What was she on about?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 02:22:23 PM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2007, 04:16:53 PM
East. Thus
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My reflexes are slow first thing. He opened it and waved it under my nose, walked me into the bathroom and then threw it in the shower
What was she on about?
rubschin:
1. Slow to react,
2. Can be opened, and has a distinctive aroma,
3. Needs to be put in the shower.



I can only think of a packet of Pot-Pourri.


Any other suggestions?

Title: Re: Wenchy's Bloopers
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 04:25:49 PM
I'll Wispa it for you