And of course it's my fault cry:Oh Mr Nick - you did that on purpose didn't you? noooo:
The Boy goes to tennis lessons miles away three effing times a week in Ellesmere effing Port.
At last we have found a neighbour whose daughter also goes and have worked out an ad hoc lift sharing scheme. Normally on Mondays she takes The Boy and The Girl and I pick The Boy up whilst the Girl (age 6) goes back to a friend's house for "tea"
So far so good?
Today I delivered The Boy to her house and she said that for today only I had to bring The Girl home too. Fine.
Mrs Nick then announced that she would do the pickup and fled out of the house. I tried to call her but her phone was off.
She just arrived back with The Boy.
"Did you bring Sophie home too?"
Mrs Nick: "But she goes to her friend for tea on Mondays"
ME: "Not today"
I can still smell the burning tyre rubber as Mrs Nick legged it back on the 20 minute journey to EP.
point: point: point: happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 point: point:
I'm sorry Nick but that is just soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.
Feel sorry for the poor little girl who will be in tears by now.
Why does he have an evidential circuit then? They should give those to you when you get married. noooo:You'd still be wrong... noooo:
Sadly true. Maybe we should just have a jury of 12 honest men at all times.
I have tried that, but it always backfires.Oh... redface:
How do they manage that?
I seem to be the only representative of the 'battered housewives' online and I seriously doubt my sister's would like the way this thread is developing!!!! So on behalf of all us girls...without whom you guys would NEVER survive...I say bollocks to the lot of yer.... I'm off. sad24:We could just move it into the secret boys section... whistle:
Bet the others are all on a girlie night out....our would Wenchy have wanted to repeat that exercise??? whistle:
Going to look up the book of spells...see what I can muster for you all....bye eyes:
Right! All so terribly wrong. If you ever came up with a sensible suggestion then of course we would listen to you but your ideas are always pants. And you have to have an opinon because otherwise you just accuse us of running rough shod over everything. And when it comes to it none of you really care anyway!!Of course, of course... are you feeling less jubby now dearie? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsick032.gif&hash=c51ef771cc6294c2bbdf11df17db079beef4478a) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
No. sad24: Had to come home at lunch time as I was rather anti-social.Ah... I wondered why you were on at this time... Had a little nap did we?
Glad you're around Wenchy...I was beginning to feel like we're being 'got at'!!!! rubschin:Oh poor you two... point:
I just say, "It's your decision"
Still wrong cussing:
Right! All so terribly wrong. If you ever came up with a sensible suggestion then of course we would listen to you but your ideas are always pants. And you have to have an opinon because otherwise you just accuse us of running rough shod over everything. And when it comes to it none of you really care anyway!!
All your fault, including weather, astrology, whitebait, other people's illnesses (catching - you are immune) etc.
Male commune beckons. So civilised cloud9:.
All your fault, including weather, astrology, whitebait, other people's illnesses (catching - you are immune) etc.
Male commune beckons. So civilised cloud9:.
Funny you should say that ~ I have been considering going on one of those "Retreat" thingies ~ y'know, like in a monastery..... don't fancy all the praying stuff but just a few days of no arguments, no kids, total peace and quiet. I wonder if there is such a place and at what cost. Solitude is what I am after, with food and bed provided.
Don't you have to indulge in chanting or colonic irrigation?cloud9:
I have been considering going on one of those "Retreat" thingies ~ y'know, like in a monastery.....
Don't you have to indulge in chanting or colonic irrigation?cloud9:
Don't you have to indulge in chanting or colonic irrigation?cloud9:
Don't swim evil:Spas are good… all the inmates walk around in dressing gowns… whistle:
Don't swim evil:
And gaping dressing gowns… prolly. whistle:Don't swim evil:
Jacuzzi? Massage? Nice food? Pretty girls?
Sorry, thought it said colonial. redface:Don't you have to indulge in chanting or colonic irrigation?cloud9:
Whatever floats your boat. eeek:
Float then!
Sauna? 'massage'? whistle:Float then!
Can't go in deep water ~ implanted defibrillator and water don't mix well ~ if it goes off whilst in pool I drown.
Simple really. eeek:
Oh yes indeed. During my research on veneus for that event I had to go hereMars has some nice beaches as well.
They chant.Oh yes they chan!
Apart from bells and stuff. ANd prolly incense.
Berek has a buddhist nunnery near him. Ulverston
I believe so. I imagine Berek will have the low down!
Oh. Back on topic. That took me by surprise. Are you sure it wasn't deliberate? eveilgrin:
No. It's donkeys or bust!
http://www.featherdownfarms.co.uk/
This thread has wandered a long way from home noooo:
http://www.featherdownfarms.co.uk/
Bit twee but looks OK ~ but why won't the b@st@rds give a price until you have supplied all of your details?
I mean ~ how hard is it to say £30 per night or whatever? evil:
And Nick is right about the lack of Radio Four.
This thread has wandered a long way from home noooo:
We have just been filling in time WAITING for someone to tell us what happened. Last we heard Mrs Nick was racing, in a cloud of tyre smoke, toward Ellesmere Port ~ since when nothing about the plight of the abandoned little girl, Mrs Nick's explanation, your excuses ..... NOTHING! evil:
Actually going to our usual rented farm cottage in Dorset at the end of the month for a week ..... but that includes family which is what I really want to get away from for a few days.
P'raps I'll send them on the holiday and stay at home, alone cloud9:
And Nick is right about the lack of Radio Four.
Just found out an online friend is on womans hour today! Might actually be the sort of thing that interests Mrs Snoopy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/04/2007_41_tue.shtml
And Nick is right about the lack of Radio Four.
Just found out an online friend is on womans hour today! Might actually be the sort of thing that interests Mrs Snoopy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/04/2007_41_tue.shtml
And Nick is right about the lack of Radio Four.
Just found out an online friend is on womans hour today! Might actually be the sort of thing that interests Mrs Snoopy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/04/2007_41_tue.shtml
Listening to it as I type ~ which one is your friend? ~ At the moment it is all about Breast Cancer AGAIN.
FFS Can Jenni Murray talk about nothing else since she had it?
And Nick is right about the lack of Radio Four.
Just found out an online friend is on womans hour today! Might actually be the sort of thing that interests Mrs Snoopy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/04/2007_41_tue.shtml
Listening to it as I type ~ which one is your friend? ~ At the moment it is all about Breast Cancer AGAIN.
FFS Can Jenni Murray talk about nothing else since she had it?
I have mixed feelings about Adrian Chiles. Maybe it's the accent?
And Nick is right about the lack of Radio Four.
Just found out an online friend is on womans hour today! Might actually be the sort of thing that interests Mrs Snoopy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/04/2007_41_tue.shtml
Listening to it as I type ~ which one is your friend? ~ At the moment it is all about Breast Cancer AGAIN.
FFS Can Jenni Murray talk about nothing else since she had it?
She does go on rather. I can understand why but a break occasionally is nice.
The domestic woman who has written a book.
You deleted my "huh?"!!!!!!MODERATOR ABUSE OF POWER!!!
Well you felt wrong my good man. Stealing, abuse of power, is there no end to your antisocial behaviour this morning?
trying to enable the readership to make sense of it all.You'll need a lot more than simple Huh-deletion to achieve that. noooo:
Well you felt wrong my good man. Stealing, abuse of power, is there no end to your antisocial behaviour this morning?
Just because I have a Wispa and you don't there is no need to let your hormones control your head. point:
Well you felt wrong my good man. Stealing, abuse of power, is there no end to your antisocial behaviour this morning?
Just because I have a Wispa and you don't there is no need to let your hormones control your head. point:
sad24:
None of you understand.
sad24: