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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Tinkerbell on October 07, 2007, 07:38:08 AM
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The batmobile was making funny noises when braking (which we do a lot of here, rather than drop off the cliff face!) so I asked Mr T to take a look. Come coffee time the jubliant Mr T came in, stating the brakes are all fine... no stones, brake pads & drums are OK ...chucked the keys to me with (quote)
'I've cleaned and oiled the brakes so you better take it for a test run...see if you can hear the noise now' evil:
Help!!!! confused2:
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The batmobile was making funny noises when braking (which we do a lot of here, rather than drop off the cliff face!) so I asked Mr T to take a look. Come coffee time the jubliant Mr T came in, stating the brakes are all fine... no stones, brake pads & drums are OK ...chucked the keys to me with (quote)
'I've cleaned and oiled the brakes so you better take it for a test run...see if you can hear the noise now' evil:
Help!!!! confused2:
Be afraid… be very afraid! scared2:
He hasn’t taken a trip to the local insurance broker recently has he? noooo:
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The batmobile was making funny noises when braking (which we do a lot of here, rather than drop off the cliff face!) so I asked Mr T to take a look. Come coffee time the jubliant Mr T came in, stating the brakes are all fine... no stones, brake pads & drums are OK ...chucked the keys to me with (quote)
'I've cleaned and oiled the brakes so you better take it for a test run...see if you can hear the noise now' evil:
Help!!!! confused2:
I am sure he is entirely trustworthy.
Been nice knowing you
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...chucked the keys to me with (quote)
'I've cleaned and OILED the brakes
WHAT?! eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Seems relevant:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5110270.stm
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...chucked the keys to me with (quote)
'I've cleaned and OILED the brakes
WHAT?! eeek: eeek: eeek:
noooo: Ta Ra Tinks.... tunble:
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Seems relevant:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5110270.stm
Amazing...... some people are just soooooooooo dense! Banghead
Anyway....update....no noise on first trip (Mr T drove!!!) but today it's back!!!! Sounds exactly like the brake's stuck on...suggestions in the suggestion box please! eeek:
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Seems relevant:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5110270.stm
Amazing...... some people are just soooooooooo dense! Banghead
Anyway....update....no noise on first trip (Mr T drove!!!) but today it's back!!!! Sounds exactly like the brake's stuck on...suggestions in the suggestion box please! eeek:
Suggestion One ~ Buy another car
Suggestion Two ~ Swap cars permanently with Mr T
Suggestion Three ~ Take it to a reputable mechanic
Suggestion Four ~ Catch a Bus
Suggestion five ~ Do not drive it again
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Seems relevant:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5110270.stm
Amazing...... some people are just soooooooooo dense! Banghead
Anyway....update....no noise on first trip (Mr T drove!!!) but today it's back!!!! Sounds exactly like the brake's stuck on...suggestions in the suggestion box please! eeek:
I have a bycycle that you could borrow Tinks razz:
Tyres need pumping up but, as far as I know, brakes are perfectly functional smile:
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...chucked the keys to me with (quote)
'I've cleaned and OILED the brakes
WHAT?! eeek: eeek: eeek:
Probably means he has lubricated the hand-brake rachet or something like. I have heard of this being done to prevent the rust/muck built-up causing it to "Stick" and fail to release the brakes. Largely depends on the make/model/age of the vehicle I 'spect.
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Seems relevant:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5110270.stm
Amazing...... some people are just soooooooooo dense! Banghead
Anyway....update....no noise on first trip (Mr T drove!!!) but today it's back!!!! Sounds exactly like the brake's stuck on...suggestions in the suggestion box please! eeek:
Suggestion One ~ Buy another car
good idea...bad cash flow problem cry:!
Suggestion Two ~ Swap cars permanently with Mr T
noooo: We only have one!
Suggestion Three ~ Take it to a reputable mechanic
THAT'S THE ONE I GUESS!! eyes:
Suggestion Four ~ Catch a Bus
Not a common occurance in our Cypriot village (unless going to school!)
Suggestion five ~ Do not drive it again
noooo: noooo: noooo: I like my independance too much!
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Seems relevant:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5110270.stm
Amazing...... some people are just soooooooooo dense! Banghead
Anyway....update....no noise on first trip (Mr T drove!!!) but today it's back!!!! Sounds exactly like the brake's stuck on...suggestions in the suggestion box please! eeek:
I have a bycycle that you could borrow Tinks razz:
Tyres need pumping up but, as far as I know, brakes are perfectly functional smile:
Sounds like hard work in this village....I'd prefer your car!!!! whistle:
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I rather thought that #3 would be the answer BUT I am not sure about finding a reliable mechanic in Cyprus whistle:
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I rather thought that #3 would be the answer BUT I am not sure about finding a reliable mechanic in Cyprus whistle:
My thoughts exactly!! lol:
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Seems relevant:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5110270.stm
Amazing...... some people are just soooooooooo dense! Banghead
Anyway....update....no noise on first trip (Mr T drove!!!) but today it's back!!!! Sounds exactly like the brake's stuck on...suggestions in the suggestion box please! eeek:
I have a bycycle that you could borrow Tinks razz:
Tyres need pumping up but, as far as I know, brakes are perfectly functional smile:
Sounds like hard work in this village....I'd prefer your car!!!! whistle:
Okat Tinks come borrow the truck whilst BM is away BUT first you've got to get it over the moat shocked003
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Let's hope BM doesn't read that!!! They might fix the moat before he gets back!!! eyes:
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I am listening… whistle:
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I have a bycycle that you could borrow Tinks
Needs pumping up but, as far as I know, brakes are perfectly functional
No way to talk about Barman noooo:
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I have a bycycle that you could borrow Tinks
Needs pumping up but, as far as I know, brakes are perfectly functional
No way to talk about Barman noooo:
I said I am listening! cussing:
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point:
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Morning Wenchy... lovely to have you here... noooo:
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Tinkerbell is very quiet whistle:
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Tinkerbell is very quiet whistle:
Last seen hurtling down the road yelling "Look out... no breaaaakkkkssssss" noooo:
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Tink is still here...thanks for your concern folks razz: I was sensible enough to let Mr T drive first!!!! Good day all????
Haven't borrowed BM's truck yet....3 men chest high in 'moat' earlier.... supposedly working???? In Cyprus...I know...I'll say it before you lot!!! noooo:
Who's meeting who and where??? Should I start a Europe wide meeting thread???? eyes
Anyone want a BBQ?
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The moat was only knee high when he left ~ that Landlady sure is determined he won't get back in with his maggot infested luggage.
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Nobody is meeting anybody. Banghead
Actually, one of you lot does want to meet me on Thursday... and no begging either... whistle:
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Who? NOt me!
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Nor me ~ I've got the kennel festooned with Garlic and stuff just in case.
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Nobody is meeting anybody. Banghead
Actually, one of you lot does want to meet me on Thursday... and no begging either... whistle:
What's the general area we are talking about here?
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London... whistle:
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Nobody is meeting anybody. Banghead
Actually, one of you lot does want to meet me on Thursday... and no begging either... whistle:
rubschin: BM is, as he keeps telling us, in Berkshire. Now who do we know in Berkshire that would want to meet him. Can't be DS because (i) He is up to his knees in slurry and (ii) as DS said he is at the wrong side of the county. The only other Berkshire resident I can call to mind would be drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
That fully paid up member of the Berkshire Hunt ............ Mr D P Dance.
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Nobody is meeting anybody. Banghead
Actually, one of you lot does want to meet me on Thursday... and no begging either... whistle:
rubschin: BM is, as he keeps telling us, in Berkshire. Now who do we know in Berkshire that would want to meet him. Can't be DS because (i) He is up to his knees in slurry and (ii) as DS said he is at the wrong side of the county. The only other Berkshire resident I can call to mind would be drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
That fully paid up member of the Berkshire Hunt ............ Mr D P Dance.
It is not Dippy Dance! cussing:
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A lady then. rubschin:
Landlady. Look away.
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A lady then. rubschin:
Landlady. Look away.
No.... not a lady... cry:
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That doesn't narrow the field hereabouts.
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The way that moat is going a lawyer might be a good start
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That doesn't narrow the field hereabouts.
lol:
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All a bit vague, this.
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1735.45
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Look they’re queuing up okay? Banghead
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1735.45
You didn't! noooo:
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That doesn't narrow the field hereabouts.
Watch it!!! evil:
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1735.45
You didn't! noooo:
It seems to be my Year of Living Dangerously scared2:
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1735.45
You didn't! noooo:
It seems to be my Year of Living Dangerously scared2:
Actually, I may not be able to make it now... redface:
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1735.45
You didn't! noooo:
It seems to be my Year of Living Dangerously scared2:
Actually, I may not be able to make it now... redface:
You would say that now, wouldn't you lol:
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That doesn't narrow the field hereabouts.
You matey are skating on thin ice!!!! evil:
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That doesn't narrow the field hereabouts.
You matey are skating on thin ice!!!! evil:
I love a big bum to slap. eveilgrin:
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cussing:
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cussing:
Not feeling better today then Wenchy?
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I'm back at work. You do the math. sad24:
Don't you have anything better to do? What on earth are you in England for? eeek:
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I'm back at work. You do the math. sad24:
Don't you have anything better to do? What on earth are you in England for? eeek:
It's only early o'clock yet... Stepfather doesn't get up 'til 9 noooo:
We're off to buy a massive screen for his PC later (he is registered blind) and some 50,000W light bulbs so he can find his way around in the dark...
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Lucky bastard!
The getting up at nine I mean. Obviously not the blind thing.
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Lucky bastard!
The getting up at nine I mean. Obviously not the blind thing.
lol:
I was up at bloody 05:30 again... noooo:
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Why?!?!?! eeek: I was asleep at 9:30 last night. redface: Mr Wench had to lure me out of bed with a Wispa bar this morning.
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Why?!?!?! eeek: I was asleep at 9:30 last night. redface: Mr Wench had to lure me out of bed with a Wispa bar this morning.
Was the bar on a piece of string? ;D
It doesn't sound much but my body clock is set on UK+2 so I'm just waking early... noooo:
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Why?!?!?! eeek: I was asleep at 9:30 last night. redface: Mr Wench had to lure me out of bed with a Wispa bar this morning.
Was the bar on a piece of string? ;D
It doesn't sound much but my body clock is set on UK+2 so I'm just waking early... noooo:
My reflexes are slow first thing. He opened it and waved it under my nose, walked me into the bathroom and then threw it in the shower. :)
So 7:30 really then. Still!?!?! eeek:
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Why?!?!?! eeek: I was asleep at 9:30 last night. redface: Mr Wench had to lure me out of bed with a Wispa bar this morning.
Was the bar on a piece of string? ;D
It doesn't sound much but my body clock is set on UK+2 so I'm just waking early... noooo:
My reflexes are slow first thing. He opened it and waved it under my nose, walked me into the bathroom and then threw it in the shower. :)
happy001
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redface:
Hey whatever gets me up! redface:
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redface:
Hey whatever gets me up! redface:
redface:
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Sounds like Wenchy is a hedgehog in the morning - prickly!
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Sounds like Wenchy is a hedgehog in the morning - prickly!
Only until she's finished her first five Wispas I'm sure... whistle:
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Sounds like Wenchy is a hedgehog in the morning - prickly!
I'm not great. I need at least one cup of tea. However, after that I am apparently more irritating than a gnat on speed. redface:
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Sounds like Wenchy is a hedgehog in the morning - prickly!
Only until she's finished her first five Wispas I'm sure... whistle:
Probably has a Vicar of Dibley fridge-stocking policy.
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redface:
No.
I have a hidden stash for emergency purposes. Most of the time, officially, chocolate is not allowed in the house. However, due to the re-appearance of the wispa an exception is being made. redface:
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That's not much of an excuse!
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It's my only source of defence. sad24:
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However, after that I am apparently more irritating than a gnat on speed. redface:
rubschin:
Would that be gnat-like in the sense of frantic buzzing around for no obvious purpose, or the sucking of blood?
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However, after that I am apparently more irritating than a gnat on speed. redface:
rubschin:
Would that be gnat-like in the sense of frantic buzzing around for no obvious purpose, or the sucking of blood?
I was too embarrassed to ask… whistle:
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Frenzied buzzing.
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Frenzied buzzing.
So, do not approach Wench, if you hear buzzing! whistle:
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Frenzied buzzing.
So, do not approach Wench, if you hear buzzing! whistle:
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Frenzied buzzing.
So, do not approach Wench, if you hear buzzing! whistle:
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Think I will go and do some work while Wench re-charges her batteries redface:
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Frenzied buzzing.
So, do not approach Wench, if you hear buzzing! whistle:
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wenchy, Wenchy the battery girl... whistle:
You do walk into them don't you? point:
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It's because they are festooned with wispas. redface:
Did you knows wispa isn't in the spell checker!?! eeek:
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I recall being at a flat once where there was a party going on. One of the other guests said "Look at that bedside table. Worrying conjunction of Duracell and Vaseline." eeek:
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Frenzied buzzing.
So, do not approach Wench, if you hear buzzing! whistle:
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wenchy, Wenchy the battery girl... whistle:
You do walk into them don't you? point:
It's her track record, that makes it too much of a temptation, can't resist it.
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A lot of the time it really doesn't occur to me until you "gentlemen" kindly point it out. redface:
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A lot of the time it really doesn't occur to me until you "gentlemen" kindly point it out. redface:
Some of us "gentleman" have a warped/schoolboy sense of humour
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Nooooo, really! ::)
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Some are worse than others.
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Some are worse than others.
I'll give you that. ;D
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So kind, young lady. razz:
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I'll give you one.
You see, you see?
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redface:
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sad24:
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I think she does it on purpose really.
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I think she does it on purpose really.
Sometimes yes. But 90% of the time I don't realise what I'm saying. redface:
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I think she does it on purpose really.
Sometimes yes. But 90% of the time I don't realise what I'm saying. redface:
Are you sure you should have said that?
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point:
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See it happened again. sad24:
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Tee, Hee.
Will post that in the pubs in Cheam Village.
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See it happened again. sad24:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu6mKtJSQXE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu6mKtJSQXE)
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redface:
No.
I have a hidden stash for emergency purposes. Most of the time, officially, chocolate is not allowed in the house. However, due to the re-appearance of the wispa an exception is being made. redface:
http://www.sweets2yourdoor.co.uk/acatalog/CADBURY_WISPA.html?gclid=CJHjqceAgo8CFQHmlAodxigOvw
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redface:
No.
I have a hidden stash for emergency purposes. Most of the time, officially, chocolate is not allowed in the house. However, due to the re-appearance of the wispa an exception is being made. redface:
http://www.sweets2yourdoor.co.uk/acatalog/CADBURY_WISPA.html?gclid=CJHjqceAgo8CFQHmlAodxigOvw
I wouldn't even have to leave the house!!! lol: rubschin:
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Thar she blows eveilgrin:
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redface:
No.
I have a hidden stash for emergency purposes. Most of the time, officially, chocolate is not allowed in the house. However, due to the re-appearance of the wispa an exception is being made. redface:
http://www.sweets2yourdoor.co.uk/acatalog/CADBURY_WISPA.html?gclid=CJHjqceAgo8CFQHmlAodxigOvw
I wouldn't even have to leave the house!!! lol: rubschin:
Or the bed...
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What on earth was wrong with that? eeek:
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What on earth was wrong with that? eeek:
I'm with you kiddo ~ love the Wispa ...... can't eat it anymore though sad32: sad24:
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What on earth was wrong with that? eeek:
I'm with you kiddo ~ love the Wispa ...... can't eat it anymore though sad32: sad24:
Neither should I. My levels are all wrong this week. redface:
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Clearly.
Must go and attend to my sausages
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What on earth was wrong with that? eeek:
I think Nick was envisaging you, with an orgasmic expression on your face! redface:
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What on earth was wrong with that? eeek:
What?
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sick2:
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sick2:
Isn't that a tad harsh?
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sick2:
Isn't that a tad harsh?
I thought so. sad24:
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sick2:
Isn't that a tad harsh?
I thought so. sad24:
I thought it was nice, the chocolate coming to Wenchy, rather than vice versa.
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sick2:
Isn't that a tad harsh?
I thought so. sad24:
I thought it was nice, the chocolate coming to Wenchy, rather vice versa.
I did too. Most thoughtful or it and you. ;D
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sick2:
Isn't that a tad harsh?
I thought so. sad24:
I thought it was nice, the chocolate coming to Wenchy, rather vice versa.
I did too. Most thoughtful or it and you. ;D
Remember, limited edition run, only 23 million bars! You might have to shift some of the tat, or exile Mr Wench to wales.
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I am creating space in the tat room. redface:
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sick2:
Isn't that a tad harsh?
I thought so. sad24:
I thought it was nice, the chocolate coming to Wenchy, rather vice versa.
I did too. Most thoughtful or it and you. ;D
Remember, limited edition run, only 23 million bars! You might have to shift some of the tat, or exile Mr Wench to wales.
Better plan ~ leave Mr Wench there and meet me at country retreat with Wispas. whistle:
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I am creating space in the tat room. redface:
I think it might be your waist-line that will need the space.
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I am creating space in the tat room. redface:
I think it might be your waist-line that will need the space.
You were doing so well up to that point............. noooo:
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I am creating space in the tat room. redface:
I think it might be your waist-line that will need the space.
You were doing so well up to that point............. noooo:
Doing so well with what?
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sick2:
Isn't that a tad harsh?
I thought so. sad24:
I thought it was nice, the chocolate coming to Wenchy, rather vice versa.
I did too. Most thoughtful or it and you. ;D
Remember, limited edition run, only 23 million bars! You might have to shift some of the tat, or exile Mr Wench to wales.
Better plan ~ leave Mr Wench there and meet me at country retreat with Wispas. whistle:
And be responsible for the following sugar coma I think not!!! noooo:
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I am creating space in the tat room. redface:
I think it might be your waist-line that will need the space.
You were doing so well up to that point............. noooo:
Doing so well with what?
Helping poor Wenchy with her Wispa fixation.
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I am creating space in the tat room. redface:
I think it might be your waist-line that will need the space.
You were doing so well up to that point............. noooo:
Doing so well with what?
Helping poor Wenchy with her Wispa fixation.
I am quite happy helping Wenchy with her fixation, as long as I don't have to hump them round for her.
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I am creating space in the tat room. redface:
I think it might be your waist-line that will need the space.
You were doing so well up to that point............. noooo:
Doing so well with what?
Helping poor Wenchy with her Wispa fixation.
I am quite happy helping Wenchy with her fixation, as long as I don't have to hump them round for her.
Indeed. Charitable humping would be a step too far.
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I am creating space in the tat room. redface:
I think it might be your waist-line that will need the space.
You were doing so well up to that point............. noooo:
Doing so well with what?
Helping poor Wenchy with her Wispa fixation.
I am quite happy helping Wenchy with her fixation, as long as I don't have to hump them round for her.
Indeed. Charitable humping would be a step too far.
Well, I couldn't really take money from her either could I?
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Besides that is what I'm employed to do. Humping that is ... cushions, customer's legs .... not picky. whistle:
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Besides that is what I'm employed to do. Humping that is ... cushions, customer's legs .... not picky. whistle:
I actually meant humping as in humping/carrying objects around.
However - http://www.metacafe.com/watch/230164/animal_humping/
I like the ending lol:
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Besides that is what I'm employed to do. Humping that is ... cushions, customer's legs .... not picky. whistle:
I actually meant humping as in humping/carrying objects around.
However - http://www.metacafe.com/watch/230164/animal_humping/
I like the ending lol:
You see ~ the competition for my post here was strong but I won through. lol: lol: lol:
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Besides that is what I'm employed to do. Humping that is ... cushions, customer's legs .... not picky. whistle:
I actually meant humping as in humping/carrying objects around.
However - http://www.metacafe.com/watch/230164/animal_humping/
I like the ending lol:
You see ~ the competition for my post here was strong but I won through. lol: lol: lol:
Humping inanimate objects = winning through?
How far would you go for a Wispa?
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Besides that is what I'm employed to do. Humping that is ... cushions, customer's legs .... not picky. whistle:
I actually meant humping as in humping/carrying objects around.
However - http://www.metacafe.com/watch/230164/animal_humping/
I like the ending lol:
You see ~ the competition for my post here was strong but I won through. lol: lol: lol:
Humping inanimate objects = winning through?
How far would you go for a Wispa?
How far can you throw one?
drumroll:
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Off a cliff?
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Off a cliff?
He's a dog, not a Lemming... noooo:
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Off a cliff?
He's a dog, not a Lemming... noooo:
99.97% the same DNA
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Off a cliff?
He's a dog, not a Lemming... noooo:
99.97% the same DNA
rubschin:
Oh well, try the cliff then... whistle:
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evil:
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evil:
With the bungee lead of course... whistle:
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Just remembered, chocolate is dangerous for dogs, posionous if I recall.
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Just remembered, chocolate is dangerous for dogs, posionous if I recall.
It's certainly not very good for this diabetic hound. sad24: