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Come Inside... => The Sports Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2007, 12:52:21 PM

Title: England vs Australia
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2007, 12:52:21 PM
England to win by five.

The head barman in the pub is Australian, tempers may fray...
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 12:55:29 PM
England to win by five.

The head barman in the pub is Australian, tempers may fray...
I switched it on but then I couldn't be arsed...  noooo:

England to get a good drubbing prolly...  sad24:
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: TG on October 06, 2007, 01:02:17 PM
I'm hoping they will do a Leicester and kick thier arses.

Then lose to the next underdog that turns up.

 noooo:
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 01:04:08 PM
I'm hoping they will do a Leicester and kick thier arses.

Then lose to the next underdog that turns up.

 noooo:
Let me know if the first ten mins is any good - I might switch it back on...
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: TG on October 06, 2007, 01:09:52 PM
Forget it. Going to be a rugby score.  eeek:
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2007, 01:12:00 PM
Australia 3 up. England started well though. Turn it on!

Referee is a bastard!
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 01:44:00 PM
You can't throw 6 points away in a game like that...  noooo:
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2007, 01:58:55 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Sports Bar?

Wenchy!
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 02:17:22 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Sports Bar?

Wenchy!

No Wenchy on this afternoon session  noooo: Must be off 'bargain' hunting  whistle:
Although I have no 'real' authority I vote that it can stay here on the basis that it wil turn into an Intercontinental
slanging match very soon  ::)

Why are all referees called 'Bastards' - is it a throwback to old English surnames denoting trade such as 'Taylor' 'Smith' 'Wino' etc  eeek:
 
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2007, 02:19:27 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Sports Bar?

Wenchy!

No Wenchy on this afternoon session  noooo: Must be off 'bargain' hunting  whistle:
Although I have no 'real' authority I vote that it can stay here on the basis that it wil turn into an Intercontinental
slanging match very soon  ::)

Why are all referees called 'Bastards' - is it a throwback to old English surnames denoting trade such as 'Taylor' 'Smith' 'Wino' etc  eeek:
 

 drumroll:
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 02:21:12 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Sports Bar?

Wenchy!

No Wenchy on this afternoon session  noooo: Must be off 'bargain' hunting  whistle:
Although I have no 'real' authority I vote that it can stay here on the basis that it wil turn into an Intercontinental
slanging match very soon  ::)

Why are all referees called 'Bastards' - is it a throwback to old English surnames denoting trade such as 'Taylor' 'Smith' 'Wino' etc  eeek:
 

 drumroll:

Thank you Nick  razz:
Why are you now a donkey??????????
WHAT have I missed?  scared2:
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 02:42:30 PM
Well I'm buggered!  cloud9:
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 02:44:17 PM
So should be in the Sports Bar then I wouldn't have to read it!!!

I couldn't give a stuff. All I know is that even when Mr Wench isn't here he may as well be as the video is recording it.  Banghead




I have been out, purchasing a friend's book, am now eating party rings and drinking tea.
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: TG on October 06, 2007, 02:45:25 PM
Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 02:45:48 PM
So should be in the Sports Bar then I wouldn't have to read it!!!

I couldn't give a stuff. All I know is that even when Mr Wench isn't here he may as well be as the video is recording it.  Banghead




I have been out, purchasing a friend's book, am now eating party rings and drinking tea.
Record over it...  whistle:
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2007, 02:49:18 PM
Get in! Sorry I got the points difference wrong...
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 02:50:07 PM
Get in! Sorry I got the points difference wrong...
You would have been spot on if he hadn't missed that last kick...  evil:
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2007, 02:55:50 PM
I know. I shall phone Johnny later and express my express my ire at his lack of accuracy.

Northern bastard...
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2007, 02:58:23 PM
Fvck you Ned Kelly .... Fvck you Paul Hogan ..... Fvck you Shane Warne .... We stuffed your boys today.
I am one happy Beagle ~ extra valium tonight I feel!
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 02:59:24 PM
Fvck you Ned Kelly .... Fvck you Paul Hogan ..... Fvck you Shane Warne .... We stuffed your boys today.
I am one happy Beagle ~ extra valium tonight I feel!
happy001
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2007, 03:09:39 PM
Well said Snoopy!

We are currently trying to locate the roof of the pub, which was blown clean off when the final whistle went.

Michael Lynagh looks a bit shell-shocked on the telly.

The Aussie barman is hiding in the cellar :-). Insert lots of happy smileys!
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 03:11:42 PM
Who did that commentary when England lost the football to um someone…?

Mrs. Thatcher, Winston Churchill, your boys took a hell of a beating today… etc.

Remember that?

I obviously don't...
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2007, 03:19:35 PM
Who did that commentary when England lost the football to um someone…?

Mrs. Thatcher, Winston Churchill, your boys took a hell of a beating today… etc.

Remember that?

I obviously don't...

It was some Scandinavian is all I remember but yes it was his idea first.
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 03:21:19 PM
Who did that commentary when England lost the football to um someone…?

Mrs. Thatcher, Winston Churchill, your boys took a hell of a beating today… etc.

Remember that?

I obviously don't...

It was some Scandinavian is all I remember but yes it was his idea first.
You did it better...  whistle:
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2007, 03:31:28 PM
Millwall are losing, Rangers are losing, but today I don't care. We beat the bread thieves and that's all that matters.

Mel Gibson, Russell Crowe - get back down under !
Title: Re: England vs Australia
Post by: Berek on October 06, 2007, 04:57:36 PM
Kylie Minogue ?? my dog's shat her !!!

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