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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 07:54:21 AM
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He's got enough clean pants and socks to cover the ten days so he souldn't smell - I hope whistle:
Go on - hire a charabang and drive up/down to meet him some where......
UNLESS you are all TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared2:
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He's got enough clean pants and socks to cover the ten days so he souldn't smell - I hope whistle:
Go on - hire a charabang and drive up/down to meet him some where......
UNLESS you are all TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared2:
It would take longer to get there from here, than it does to fly from Limasoll to Heathrow, and that's NOT an exageration. whistle:
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It would be nice to meet up with him but I am not travelling from North Wales to Berkshire in case I'm not allowed out. Livestock movement orders and all that.
He would be very welcome here. Junction 16 off the M6 and follow the signs for North Wales.
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He's got enough clean pants and socks to cover the ten days so he souldn't smell - I hope whistle:
Go on - hire a charabang and drive up/down to meet him some where......
UNLESS you are all TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared2:
It would take longer to get there from here, than it does to fly from Limasoll to Heathrow, and that's NOT an exageration. whistle:
Especially as there is no runway (or airport) in Limassol… whistle:
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He's got enough clean pants and socks to cover the ten days so he souldn't smell - I hope whistle:
Go on - hire a charabang and drive up/down to meet him some where......
UNLESS you are all TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared2:
It would take longer to get there from here, than it does to fly from Limasoll to Heathrow, and that's NOT an exageration. whistle:
Especially as there is no runway (or airport) in Limassol… whistle:
Well wherever. Larnaca is it?
Christ i should know, I've been there, albeit 23 years ago.
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I met that Pastis chappy in Wandsworth last night...........We both survived. whistle:
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I met that Pastis chappy in Wandsworth last night...........We both survived. whistle:
Pastis has not been heard from since 20.14 hrs last evening when he PMd me.
Nick always survives the encounters but ........................... scared2:
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Well I have heard from him this morning, so there. He is out making sandwiches with some gay oriental soup manufacturers.
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Well I have heard from him this morning, so there. He is out making sandwiches with some gay oriental soup manufacturers.
But you would say that wouldn't you? whistle:
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I met that Pastis chappy in Wandsworth last night...........We both survived. whistle:
Our roaming 'social liason officer' on his rounds again then ey?
Anyone in 'ere you've NOT met yet?
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Well you weren't in the swamp 10 minutes ago
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Well I have heard from him this morning, so there. He is out making sandwiches with some gay oriental soup manufacturers.
But you would say that wouldn't you? whistle:
On this occasion the truth is stranger than fiction confused:
"What's the soup?"
"Minestrone"
"Has it got meat in it?"
doh: "I don't know. Ask the guy over there, the one wearing a pinny"
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Prolly a matter of what it was stirred with scared2:
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I met that Pastis chappy in Wandsworth last night...........We both survived. whistle:
Our roaming 'social liason officer' on his rounds again then ey?
Anyone in 'ere you've NOT met yet?
I have not met Nick. However, my Xbox360 died the other day for no good reason so I am concerned he is turning is attention to the east midlands. scared2:
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Well you weren't in the swamp 10 minutes ago
Sorry. sad32:
Was me Landy still there with ALL it's wheels on, and windows intact? ::)
Comin' down later to do some serious....ish diggin' for 10 minutes...ish, and some serious...ish photography for me advertising posters like. ;)
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No, I didn't see it. And the gate was open.........
And digging for what?
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No, I didn't see it. And the gate was open.........
And digging for what?
YOU 'AVIN'A LAUGH? eeek:
This better be a wind up.
HELLO. ANSWER PLEASE.
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Well I have heard from him this morning, so there. He is out making sandwiches with some gay oriental soup manufacturers.
But you would say that wouldn't you? whistle:
On this occasion the truth is stranger than fiction confused:
"What's the soup?"
"Minestrone"
"Has it got meat in it?"
doh: "I don't know. Ask the guy over there, the one wearing a pinny"
You're very brave... happy100
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No, I didn't see it. And the gate was open.........
And digging for what?
YOU 'AVIN'A LAUGH? eeek:
This better be a wind up.
HELLO. ANSWER PLEASE.
Yes, but then I had to go out so sadly missed your blind panic. Sorry eveilgrin:
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happy001
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He's got enough clean pants and socks to cover the ten days so he souldn't smell - I hope whistle:
Go on - hire a charabang and drive up/down to meet him some where......
UNLESS you are all TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared2:
noooo: He stood me up last time in favor of a cooked breakfast with the outlaws... and you...madam... cussing: never got back to me regarding my offer of anytime, anywhere whist you were here, either. I cannot be bothered to search for it, but I replied to your offer and silence was golden from then on. sad24: Not that I care... sad32:
If all goes well, I hope to survive encounter 3 with Nick and initial encounters with Snoopy and Growler next Saturday. whistle: If BM is at a lose end next Saturday, I am sure he would be made most welcome at the scared2: "SWAMP". eveilgrin:
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He's got enough clean pants and socks to cover the ten days so he souldn't smell - I hope whistle:
Go on - hire a charabang and drive up/down to meet him some where......
UNLESS you are all TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared2:
noooo: He stood me up last time in favor of a cooked breakfast with the outlaws... and you...madam... cussing: never got back to me regarding my offer of anytime, anywhere whist you were here, either. I cannot be bothered to search for it, but I replied to your offer and silence was golden from then on. sad24: Not that I care... sad32:
If all goes well, I hope to survive encounter 3 with Nick and initial encounters with Snoopy and Growler next Saturday. whistle: If BM is at a lose end next Saturday, I am sure he would be made most welcome at the scared2: "SWAMP". eveilgrin:
PG I am so sorry (honestly) - as you know I don't log on for 24 hours a day (like BM) because one of us has to try and keep the money coming in and the repossesers from the door eeek:. I didn't see your post and when I was over I had little to limited access to the web, plus although there for two weeks the first week was spent apeasing my elder sister who is a black belt master at whacking me with the guilty stick because we are over her and she isn't, visting my Mum who sadly wasn't too well (Dad died Sept last year which was one of the reason for the trip to do the anniversary thing - strange thing to call it but we all do) and second week was with the daughter prepping and spending more money we can't afford for the wedding (hers) which is scheduled for May 08 and calming panics realting to wrong veil, wrong tiara and total lack of suitable outfit for me as MOTB. Solved all daughter issues by incurring bills amounting to a small third world debt eeek:
Am definately over again twice next year - first visit of two weeks scheduled for 1st March and then again 10 days before the mega wedding of daughter (need to start a seperate thread about bastard first husbands though) Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unless you are planning to have a cat vacation this side of the water (to which you and any other cat of your choice would be most welcome) I PROMISE to meet up with you then and in the circumstances bring a pressie smile: as a small bribe ;D
Shame faced and apologetic LL redface:
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You're right calling it the anniversary is odd but I don't know what else one would call it. eeek: We have my Dad's coming up next month. sad32:
On the MOTB outfit, I had heard a rumour that that little problem might have been solved. whistle:
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On the MOTB outfit, I had heard a rumour that that little problem might have been solved. whistle:
sad24:
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You're right calling it the anniversary is odd but I don't know what else one would call it. eeek: We have my Dad's coming up next month. sad32:
On the MOTB outfit, I had heard a rumour that that little problem might have been solved. whistle:
I'll send you a PM early next week with a link to the 'designer' web site ;D
That's why BM is sobbing point:
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He's got enough clean pants and socks to cover the ten days so he souldn't smell - I hope whistle:
Go on - hire a charabang and drive up/down to meet him some where......
UNLESS you are all TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared2:
noooo: He stood me up last time in favor of a cooked breakfast with the outlaws... and you...madam... cussing: never got back to me regarding my offer of anytime, anywhere whist you were here, either. I cannot be bothered to search for it, but I replied to your offer and silence was golden from then on. sad24: Not that I care... sad32:
If all goes well, I hope to survive encounter 3 with Nick and initial encounters with Snoopy and Growler next Saturday. whistle: If BM is at a lose end next Saturday, I am sure he would be made most welcome at the scared2: "SWAMP". eveilgrin:
NEXT SATURDAY????????????????? Are you mad woman? England are in the semi finals next Saturday.
Just because Wales caught an early flight home doesn't mean the majority of us would miss the match.
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NEXT SATURDAY????????????????? Are you mad woman? England are in the semi finals next Saturday.
Just because Wales caught an early flight home doesn't mean the majority of us would miss the match.
Banghead Only a month ago you were not doing anything that weekend. noooo:
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NEXT SATURDAY????????????????? Are you mad woman? England are in the semi finals next Saturday.
Just because Wales caught an early flight home doesn't mean the majority of us would miss the match.
Banghead Only a month ago you were not doing anything that weekend. noooo:
It seemed unlikely that it would be England V surrender monkeys then I suppose… noooo:
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I met that Pastis chappy in Wandsworth last night...........We both survived. whistle:
Our roaming 'social liason officer' on his rounds again then ey?
Anyone in 'ere you've NOT met yet?
Yes .... me.... sad24:
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I met that Pastis chappy in Wandsworth last night...........We both survived. whistle:
Our roaming 'social liason officer' on his rounds again then ey?
Anyone in 'ere you've NOT met yet?
Yes .... me.... sad24:
And me... evil:
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....and I'm doin' me best to avoid him now, for his OWN sake. thatsit:
I was NOT a happy bear yesterday afternoon after scorching down to the swamp, and after this mornings catalogue of errors courtesy of McLaren plc, it's probably best I don't meet anyone for the rest of the day tbh.
I'm best described as 'feeling agitated' today. thatsit:
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....and I'm doin' me best to avoid him now, for his OWN sake. thatsit:
I was NOT a happy bear yesterday afternoon after scorching down to the swamp, and after this mornings catalogue of errors courtesy of McLaren plc, it's probably best I don't meet anyone for the rest of the day tbh.
I'm best described as 'feeling agitated' today. thatsit:
Did I mention that my last business enterprise did all the instrumentation for their wind tunnel? whistle:
And I’ve got a 40% carbon fibre rear wing section from the wind tunnel model of the championship winning car? ;D
Shall I smash it up for you?
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....and I'm doin' me best to avoid him now, for his OWN sake. thatsit:
I was NOT a happy bear yesterday afternoon after scorching down to the swamp, and after this mornings catalogue of errors courtesy of McLaren plc, it's probably best I don't meet anyone for the rest of the day tbh.
I'm best described as 'feeling agitated' today. thatsit:
Agitated about what? whistle:
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....and I'm doin' me best to avoid him now, for his OWN sake. thatsit:
I was NOT a happy bear yesterday afternoon after scorching down to the swamp, and after this mornings catalogue of errors courtesy of McLaren plc, it's probably best I don't meet anyone for the rest of the day tbh.
I'm best described as 'feeling agitated' today. thatsit:
Agitated about what? whistle:
I think he threw his shoe at the telly and broke it... whistle:
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....and I'm doin' me best to avoid him now, for his OWN sake. thatsit:
I was NOT a happy bear yesterday afternoon after scorching down to the swamp, and after this mornings catalogue of errors courtesy of McLaren plc, it's probably best I don't meet anyone for the rest of the day tbh.
I'm best described as 'feeling agitated' today. thatsit:
Agitated about what? whistle:
I think he threw his shoe at the telly and broke it... whistle:
He broke his shoe?
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....and I'm doin' me best to avoid him now, for his OWN sake. thatsit:
I was NOT a happy bear yesterday afternoon after scorching down to the swamp, and after this mornings catalogue of errors courtesy of McLaren plc, it's probably best I don't meet anyone for the rest of the day tbh.
I'm best described as 'feeling agitated' today. thatsit:
Agitated about what? whistle:
I think he threw his shoe at the telly and broke it... whistle:
He broke his shoe?
Yes... I think his 'high lift' heel fell off... whistle:
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NEXT SATURDAY????????????????? Are you mad woman? England are in the semi finals next Saturday.
Just because Wales caught an early flight home doesn't mean the majority of us would miss the match.
Banghead Only a month ago you were not doing anything that weekend. noooo:
A month is a loooooooooooooooooooong time in World Cup Rugby but in fact I am baby sitting on Sat pm as Wife and 14 yo are out at a meeting of the local Field Club and I shall be watching the Rugby in the evening (K.O at 8pm).
The potential for a meeting on Saturday morning (commonly known as a Reccy for Brekky) is still there ~ health issues permitting.
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The potential for a meeting on Saturday morning (commonly known as a Reccy for Brekky) is still there ~ health issues permitting.
Brunch? you chose the time and location ... I have all the relevant phone numbers in my diary. Will be in the area from Wednesday evening. I hope scared2: Time of departure has been delayed, from leaving at 11h00 to midday then 16h30 and now is at 20h00, which is a bit tight, reception closes at 23h00. I may need to warn the of delays, if I need to stop on route for a tinkle. whistle:
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I shall be in Cambridge on Friday and back quite late, but try me on the mobile. Growler is usally Swamping it on Saturday afternoons. He may even get the crocodiles out for you!
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The potential for a meeting on Saturday morning (commonly known as a Reccy for Brekky) is still there ~ health issues permitting.
Brunch? you chose the time and location ... I have all the relevant phone numbers in my diary. Will be in the area from Wednesday evening. I hope scared2: Time of departure has been delayed, from leaving at 11h00 to midday then 16h30 and now is at 20h00, which is a bit tight, reception closes at 23h00. I may need to warn the of delays, if I need to stop on route for a tinkle. whistle:
3 hours ~ you've got no chance.
I'll call you Sat if I am able to make it.
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Oi! Get off my bloody meeting thread with your meetings! Start your own! cussing:
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OK ~ But nobody seems to want to meet you whistle:
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If BM is coming up to town I'd meet up... besides if Nick and I can survive each other's company what could possibly go wrong? scared2:
Of course with the proviso that it doesn't clash with my tango / chinese boxing / gallery preview / good night on the telly nights... cool14:
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OK ~ But nobody seems to want to meet you whistle:
Perhaps nobody can get though because you’ve blocked-up the thread with your, your, your tat! cussing:
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If BM is coming up to town I'd meet up... besides if Nick and I can survive each other's company what could possibly go wrong? scared2:
Of course with the proviso that it doesn't clash with my tango / chinese boxing / gallery preview / good night on the telly nights... cool14:
Which town? eyes:
And is there a fisheye lens shop there? rubschin:
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If BM is coming up to town I'd meet up... besides if Nick and I can survive each other's company what could possibly go wrong? scared2:
Of course with the proviso that it doesn't clash with my tango / chinese boxing / gallery preview / good night on the telly nights... cool14:
Which town? eyes:
And is there a fisheye lens shop there? rubschin:
Throughout any such meeting you will now be assailed with thoughts that you had to beg for someone to meet you.
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I did so not beg! cussing:
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Which town? eyes:
And is there a fisheye lens shop there? rubschin:
The Metropolis ::)
And yes, there prolly is. I've often used Jessops on New Oxford Street but last time I was in there, they had no stock of an item in question and told me to look online Banghead
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I did so not beg! cussing:
Oh Really? It looked like you had to dig pretty hard from here. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Ftransport026.gif&hash=32441b3a2f8d4c61aa3276f5ee3634f615d74c3c)
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Metropolis eh... rubschin:
That could work.
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Isn't that Batman's hang out?
Whatis this thread about?
Or was that Gotham City?
Am I thinking of Superman?
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We are now in a loop eeek:
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Superman = Metropolis
Batman = Gotham City
OK?
Anyway BM put LL up to posting a "Is no-one brave enough to up meet BM?" thread and he is now denying he may be Billy No-Mates.
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BM = Billy No Mates?
Surely not
Um,
rubschin:
Um
No. He has Landlady after all. Oh, she went straight out with the girls after he left with lots of slap on.
S'possible. noooo:
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I did so not beg! cussing:
No even worse your wife had to do it for you! point:
It's the grown-up equivalent of your Mummy setting up a play date. ::)
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cussing:
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It's the grown-up equivalent of your Mummy setting up a play date. ::)
happy100 That must have upset you at the time dearie? noooo:
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It's the grown-up equivalent of your Mummy setting up a play date. ::)
happy100 That must have upset you at the time dearie? noooo:
You have no idea. sad24:
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It's the grown-up equivalent of your Mummy setting up a play date. ::)
happy100 That must have upset you at the time dearie? noooo:
You have no idea. sad24:
point:
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It's the grown-up equivalent of your Mummy setting up a play date. ::)
happy100 That must have upset you at the time dearie? noooo:
You have no idea. sad24:
point:
At least it isn't still happening to me. point:
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It's the grown-up equivalent of your Mummy setting up a play date. ::)
happy100 That must have upset you at the time dearie? noooo:
You have no idea. sad24:
point:
At least it isn't still happening to me. point:
But you would say that wouldn't you? point: