The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on October 05, 2007, 10:17:27 PM
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WHY hasn't it gorra name then ey?
' Virtual Pub' my arse. ::)
Lets give it a name ey?
Bullshit and whistle: ? scared:
Free keg of Barmans best watered down ale for the best suggestion. eastdrink048
Oh, and a microwave oven and a bottle of bleach too! ;)
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WHY hasn't it gorra name then ey?
' Virtual Pub' my arse. ::)
Lets give it a name ey?
Bullshit and whistle: ? scared:
Free keg of Barmans best watered down ale for the best suggestion. eastdrink048
Oh, and a microwave oven and a bottle of bleach too! ;)
doh:
We couldn’t agree on a name for the pub donkey and we don’t even have one of those… what chance for the pub itself? noooo:
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Bullshit And The Singing Hiding Person Behind the Sofa ::)
Strange suggestion and probably too long for the standard pub name - think of the cost of the signwriting alone!
How about something nice and feminine - like:
The Rose (and Crown too if you like)
The Queens Head
The Swan (White or Black I don't mind)
The Star (rising if any one wants)
The Angel (yes I know thats me razz:)
Okay - really only joking smile: Looked up 'strange' pub names on the net and like the the ones below but 'somehow' they STILL dont seem to encapsulate the essence and quirky character of the VP do they noooo:
The Cat and Custard Pot - in Kent
Muscular Arms - in Glasgow
Cow and Snuffers - in Cardiff
Donkey on Fire - in Kent
The Office - in Shefield
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Donkey on fire eh... rubschin:
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Donkey on Fire - in Kent
noooo:
eeek:
sad32:
You made that up. rubschin:
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Donkey on Fire - in Kent
noooo:
eeek:
sad32:
You made that up. rubschin:
Nope honest I didn't !!!
Go to http://www.fatbadgers.co.uk/Britain/weird.htm
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Donkey on Fire - in Kent
noooo:
eeek:
sad32:
You made that up. rubschin:
Nah... the exploding donkey perhaps... whistle:
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Can we have pickled eggs behind the bar please?
It's great when you ask for a pickled egg and a packet of crisps, then wait while they open your crisps, drop the egg in, shake it all about then tell them the crisps are for your missus and why the f*ck did you put an egg in them?
What jolly japes.
Anywho, how about 'The Off Topic'
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Can we have pickled eggs behind the bar please?
It's great when you ask for a pickled egg and a packet of crisps, then wait while they open your crisps, drop the egg in, shake it all about then tell them the crisps are for your missus and why the f*ck did you put an egg in them?
What jolly japes.
Anywho, how about 'The Off Topic'
"The Off Topic" gets my vote lol:
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Can we have pickled eggs behind the bar please?
It's great when you ask for a pickled egg and a packet of crisps, then wait while they open your crisps, drop the egg in, shake it all about then tell them the crisps are for your missus and why the f*ck did you put an egg in them?
What jolly japes.
Anywho, how about 'The Off Topic'
"The Off Topic" gets my vote lol:
Seconded! lol:
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We look to you, BM, to change the "Strap Line" to read "The Off Topic ~ a Virtual Pub" on your return to duties.
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That will be Off Topic be the time he gets round to it and we will end up in the Goat and Badger or summat.
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That will be Off Topic be the time he gets round to it and we will end up in the Goat and Badger or summat.
happy001
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whistle:
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So I win a keg then? cloud9:
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tunble:
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whistle:
Nobody loves a smart arse!
But well done for remembering to ask Landlady to pack your virtual spanners.
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So I win a keg then? cloud9:
Ummmmm.... rubschin:
No
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So I win a keg then? cloud9:
Ummmmm.... rubschin:
No
Right. I'll just drink a pint of kudos them. noooo:
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So I win a keg then? cloud9:
Ummmmm.... rubschin:
No
Right. I'll just drink a pint of kudos them. noooo:
You can have the pint of kudos on the house... whistle:
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So I win a keg then? cloud9:
Ummmmm.... rubschin:
No
Right. I'll just drink a pint of kudos them. noooo:
You can have the pint of kudos on the house... whistle:
Mingebag! cussing:
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'kin 'ell! eeek:
I go out for a couple of hours, and this place has had it's name changed already? eeek:
What about ALL the others having a say too then ey? ::)
I'll have a few extra karmas for my suggestion as well thank yous. happy088
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'kin 'ell! eeek:
I go out for a couple of hours, and this place has had it's name changed already? eeek:
What about ALL the others having a say too then ey? ::)
I'll have a few extra karmas for my suggestion as well thank yous. happy088
We should have let everyone vote but is seemed unlikely that a more appropriate name would be forthcoming… whistle:
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'kin 'ell! eeek:
I go out for a couple of hours, and this place has had it's name changed already? eeek:
What about ALL the others having a say too then ey? ::)
I'll have a few extra karmas for my suggestion as well thank yous. happy088
I didnt get any karmas (or a keg) for suggesting it! cry:
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I knew this would end in tears... noooo:
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I knew this would end in tears... noooo:
Thats a bit strong. No-one is weeping.
I would be crying into my beer BUT I HAVENT GOT ANY!
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I knew this would end in tears... noooo:
Thats a bit strong. No-one is weeping.
I would be crying into my beer BUT I HAVENT GOT ANY!
Why? eeek:
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'kin 'ell! eeek:
I go out for a couple of hours, and this place has had it's name changed already? eeek:
What about ALL the others having a say too then ey? ::)
I'll have a few extra karmas for my suggestion as well thank yous. happy088
I didnt get any karmas (or a keg) for suggesting it! cry:
You've been Karma'd ;D
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'kin 'ell! eeek:
I go out for a couple of hours, and this place has had it's name changed already? eeek:
What about ALL the others having a say too then ey? ::)
I'll have a few extra karmas for my suggestion as well thank yous. happy088
Oooh! Twice!
I didnt get any karmas (or a keg) for suggesting it! cry:
You've been Karma'd ;D
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'kin 'ell! eeek:
I go out for a couple of hours, and this place has had it's name changed already? eeek:
What about ALL the others having a say too then ey? ::)
I'll have a few extra karmas for my suggestion as well thank yous. happy088
I didnt get any karmas (or a keg) for suggesting it! cry:
You've been Karma'd ;D
Don't spoil them... noooo:
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'kin 'ell! eeek:
I go out for a couple of hours, and this place has had it's name changed already? eeek:
What about ALL the others having a say too then ey? ::)
I'll have a few extra karmas for my suggestion as well thank yous. happy088
I didnt get any karmas (or a keg) for suggesting it! cry:
You've been Karma'd ;D
Don't spoil them... noooo:
This is the week of TLC in the bar - prices will OBVIOSULY be going up though eeek:
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TLC!?!?!?! For this lot?!?!?? You're on you own LL!
Personally I was going to suggest the Exploding Badger or simply The Wench.
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Personally I was going to suggest the Exploding Badger or simply The Wench.
That's why I didn't bother waiting for your contribution... ::)
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TLC!?!?!?! For this lot?!?!?? You're on you own LL!
Personally I was going to suggest the Exploding Badger or simply The Wench.
Don't let me down here Wenchy!
TLC comes in many different forms - I tell this to BM very often when I conduct my own firm but fair TLC of a slap around the bounce, trapping his goolies in the blender, or feeding him his maggot pie!
I was hoping to lull them into a flase sense of security smile:
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TLC!?!?!?! For this lot?!?!?? You're on you own LL!
Personally I was going to suggest the Exploding Badger or simply The Wench.
Don't let me down here Wenchy!
TLC comes in many different forms - I tell this to BM very often when I conduct my own firm but fair TLC of a slap around the bounce, trapping his goolies in the blender, or feeding him his maggot pie!
I was hoping to lull them into a flase sense of security smile:
I think somebody has given you a flase sense of an ability to spell… point:
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Yeah! Spellchecker! Lovely tool.
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TLC!?!?!?! For this lot?!?!?? You're on you own LL!
Personally I was going to suggest the Exploding Badger or simply The Wench.
Don't let me down here Wenchy!
TLC comes in many different forms - I tell this to BM very often when I conduct my own firm but fair TLC of a slap around the bounce, trapping his goolies in the blender, or feeding him his maggot pie!
I was hoping to lull them into a flase sense of security smile:
I think somebody has given you a flase sense of an ability to spell… point:
cussing: Bolloxs ;D
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TLC!?!?!?! For this lot?!?!?? You're on you own LL!
Personally I was going to suggest the Exploding Badger or simply The Wench.
Don't let me down here Wenchy!
TLC comes in many different forms - I tell this to BM very often when I conduct my own firm but fair TLC of a slap around the bounce, trapping his goolies in the blender, or feeding him his maggot pie!
I was hoping to lull them into a flase sense of security smile:
I think somebody has given you a flase sense of an ability to spell… point:
cussing: Bolloxs ;D
point:
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Are you laughing at my tool?
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Are you laughing at my tool?
noooo:
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TLC!?!?!?! For this lot?!?!?? You're on you own LL!
Personally I was going to suggest the Exploding Badger or simply The Wench.
Don't let me down here Wenchy!
TLC comes in many different forms - I tell this to BM very often when I conduct my own firm but fair TLC of a slap around the bounce, trapping his goolies in the blender, or feeding him his maggot pie!
I was hoping to lull them into a flase sense of security smile:
I think somebody has given you a flase sense of an ability to spell… point:
cussing: Bolloxs ;D
point:
I meant to spell Bolloxs like that to be polite fart face ;D
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Domestic! Domestic!
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Domestic! Domestic!
Catch up… she was a short Vietnamese girl and didn’t do very well… noooo:
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Domestic! Domestic!
Catch up… she was a short Vietnamese girl and didn’t do very well… noooo:
Do very well at what?
Ignore me from now on. Mrs TG has gone away and I will shortly be incoherent. With any luck Moldovan hackers will delete all posts I make over the next few hours.