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		Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:11:26 PM
		
			
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				in my kitchen!! Bastard! eeek:
 
 It was after the rubbish bin. I shouted at it and it ran out again.
 
 
 
 
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				in my kitchen!! Bastard! eeek:
 
 It was after the rubbish BUN I shouted at it and it ran out again.
 
 
 
 
 Fortunately
 
 
 
 Panicking are we? lol:
 
 I'd change bakers if I were you. Even the bastard foxes don't like your taste in shoppin'.
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				It might have turned and savaged me, or whatever foxes do in these circumstances spider:
			
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				It might have turned and savaged me, or whatever foxes do in these circumstances spider:
 
 
 BOLLOX! lol:
 
 Look at the trail of shit it probably left behind after encountering YOU! eeek:
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				Are you some sort of fox behaviour expert then? Well?
			
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				Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
			
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				If only? noooo:
 
 ANd I have just retrieved my very annoying avatar to make your lives misery tomorrow while I go to London and other places.
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				If only? noooo:
 
 ANd I have just retrieved my very annoying avatar to make your lives misery tomorrow while I go to London and other places.
 
 
 I have to go and face that fella at work tomorrow.. whistle:
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				Why didn't you offer the fox a hobnob? 
 
 Everybody else that makes it into your kitchen gets one.
 
 I bet he'd heard the rumours...
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				Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
 
 They are attracted by urine-soaked duvets, apparently.
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				Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
 
 They are attracted by urine-soaked duvets, apparently.
 
 Or festering cat food...  whistle:
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				Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
			
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				Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
 
 To whom is that addressed young sir?  noooo:
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				Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
 
 In mine not it does.
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				Your home must be a mecca for sly foxes  lol:
			
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				Your home must be a mecca for sly foxes  lol:
 
 lol: lol:
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				Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
 
 To whom is that addressed young sir?  noooo:
 
 
 Anybody who has managed to get a fox tail.
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				Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
 
 To whom is that addressed young sir?  noooo:
 
 
 Anybody who has managed to get a fox tail.
 
 Oh... No.  noooo:
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				Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
 
 To whom is that addressed young sir?  noooo:
 
 
 Anybody who has managed to get a fox tail.
 
 Wear the fox hat?
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				I think you'll find that the fox tail bounty was stopped some years ago. Same as the squirrel tail bounty that earned me a few half crowns when I was a lad.
			
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				Much like the coconut bounty  ;)
			
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				Much like the coconut bounty  ;)
 
 lol: lol: lol:
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				I think you'll find that the fox tail bounty was stopped some years ago. Same as the squirrel tail bounty that earned me a few half crowns when I was a lad.
 
 
 Shame.
 Around here you're still supposed to go out to the village green with your long-bow every Sunday.
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				Much like the coconut bounty  ;)
 
 
 
 Nah ~ They just got smaller ~ like Wagon Wheels.
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				Did we all know Wispas are back?
 
 I may well have problems.  redface:
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				Did we all know Wispas are back?
 
 I may well have problems.  redface:
 
 
 Oh Dear confused:
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				I may well have problems.  redface:
 
 
 whistle:
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				Why didn't you offer the fox a hobnob? 
 
 Everybody else that makes it into your kitchen gets one.
 
 I bet he'd heard the rumours...
 
 
 A Table Cream would be more appropriate.
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				I need to know what words you shouted at the aforementioned fox, I don't see you as a "yoicks tallyho" type, just in case of an infestation or migration in the mess. 
 Thank you.
 Grateful of Chipping Norton
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				Knowing Nick he either gave it his impersonation of Larry Olivier's Agincourt Speech or simply told it who his wife is.
			
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				No, it was just undifferentiated yelling and I also flapped a pair of Mrs Nick's underpants at it, since they were drying on the radiator. That may have been the clincher! rubschin:
			
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				 eeek: That would do it for me  eeek:
 
 
 
 
 There could be a business opportunity here Nick. How much for a used pair of Mrs Nick's Underpants?