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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:11:26 PM
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in my kitchen!! Bastard! eeek:
It was after the rubbish bin. I shouted at it and it ran out again.
Fortunately
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in my kitchen!! Bastard! eeek:
It was after the rubbish BUN I shouted at it and it ran out again.
Fortunately
Panicking are we? lol:
I'd change bakers if I were you. Even the bastard foxes don't like your taste in shoppin'.
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It might have turned and savaged me, or whatever foxes do in these circumstances spider:
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It might have turned and savaged me, or whatever foxes do in these circumstances spider:
BOLLOX! lol:
Look at the trail of shit it probably left behind after encountering YOU! eeek:
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Are you some sort of fox behaviour expert then? Well?
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Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
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If only? noooo:
ANd I have just retrieved my very annoying avatar to make your lives misery tomorrow while I go to London and other places.
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If only? noooo:
ANd I have just retrieved my very annoying avatar to make your lives misery tomorrow while I go to London and other places.
I have to go and face that fella at work tomorrow.. whistle:
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Why didn't you offer the fox a hobnob?
Everybody else that makes it into your kitchen gets one.
I bet he'd heard the rumours...
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Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
They are attracted by urine-soaked duvets, apparently.
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Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
They are attracted by urine-soaked duvets, apparently.
Or festering cat food... whistle:
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Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
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Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
To whom is that addressed young sir? noooo:
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Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
In mine not it does.
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Your home must be a mecca for sly foxes lol:
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Your home must be a mecca for sly foxes lol:
lol: lol:
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Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
To whom is that addressed young sir? noooo:
Anybody who has managed to get a fox tail.
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Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
To whom is that addressed young sir? noooo:
Anybody who has managed to get a fox tail.
Oh... No. noooo:
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Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
To whom is that addressed young sir? noooo:
Anybody who has managed to get a fox tail.
Wear the fox hat?
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I think you'll find that the fox tail bounty was stopped some years ago. Same as the squirrel tail bounty that earned me a few half crowns when I was a lad.
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Much like the coconut bounty ;)
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Much like the coconut bounty ;)
lol: lol: lol:
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I think you'll find that the fox tail bounty was stopped some years ago. Same as the squirrel tail bounty that earned me a few half crowns when I was a lad.
Shame.
Around here you're still supposed to go out to the village green with your long-bow every Sunday.
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Much like the coconut bounty ;)
Nah ~ They just got smaller ~ like Wagon Wheels.
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Did we all know Wispas are back?
I may well have problems. redface:
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Did we all know Wispas are back?
I may well have problems. redface:
Oh Dear confused:
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I may well have problems. redface:
whistle:
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Why didn't you offer the fox a hobnob?
Everybody else that makes it into your kitchen gets one.
I bet he'd heard the rumours...
A Table Cream would be more appropriate.
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I need to know what words you shouted at the aforementioned fox, I don't see you as a "yoicks tallyho" type, just in case of an infestation or migration in the mess.
Thank you.
Grateful of Chipping Norton
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Knowing Nick he either gave it his impersonation of Larry Olivier's Agincourt Speech or simply told it who his wife is.
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No, it was just undifferentiated yelling and I also flapped a pair of Mrs Nick's underpants at it, since they were drying on the radiator. That may have been the clincher! rubschin:
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eeek: That would do it for me eeek:
There could be a business opportunity here Nick. How much for a used pair of Mrs Nick's Underpants?