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Title: I have just found a fox
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:11:26 PM
in my kitchen!! Bastard! eeek:

It was after the rubbish bin. I shouted at it and it ran out again.




Fortunately
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: GROWLER on October 04, 2007, 07:12:44 PM
in my kitchen!! Bastard! eeek:

It was after the rubbish BUN I shouted at it and it ran out again.




Fortunately


Panicking are we? lol:

I'd change bakers if I were you. Even the bastard foxes don't like your taste in shoppin'.
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:13:46 PM
It might have turned and savaged me, or whatever foxes do in these circumstances spider:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: GROWLER on October 04, 2007, 07:15:24 PM
It might have turned and savaged me, or whatever foxes do in these circumstances spider:

BOLLOX! lol:

Look at the trail of shit it probably left behind after encountering YOU! eeek:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:16:34 PM
Are you some sort of fox behaviour expert then? Well?
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 04, 2007, 07:17:03 PM
Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Berek on October 04, 2007, 07:18:39 PM
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Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:29:09 PM
If only? noooo:

ANd I have just retrieved my very annoying avatar to make your lives misery tomorrow while I go to London and other places.
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Berek on October 04, 2007, 07:47:10 PM
If only? noooo:

ANd I have just retrieved my very annoying avatar to make your lives misery tomorrow while I go to London and other places.

I have to go and face that fella at work tomorrow.. whistle:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Misunderstood on October 04, 2007, 11:20:41 PM
Why didn't you offer the fox a hobnob?

Everybody else that makes it into your kitchen gets one.

I bet he'd heard the rumours...
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 07:31:59 AM
Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
They are attracted by urine-soaked duvets, apparently.
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 07:32:59 AM
Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
They are attracted by urine-soaked duvets, apparently.
Or festering cat food...  whistle:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 07:48:00 AM
Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 07:51:03 AM
Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
To whom is that addressed young sir?  noooo:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 07:52:30 AM
Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
In mine not it does.
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 05, 2007, 07:53:35 AM
Your home must be a mecca for sly foxes  lol:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 07:54:16 AM
Your home must be a mecca for sly foxes  lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 07:55:19 AM
Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
To whom is that addressed young sir?  noooo:

Anybody who has managed to get a fox tail.
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 07:56:27 AM
Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
To whom is that addressed young sir?  noooo:

Anybody who has managed to get a fox tail.
Oh... No.  noooo:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 07:56:34 AM
Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
To whom is that addressed young sir?  noooo:

Anybody who has managed to get a fox tail.
Wear the fox hat?
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 08:45:44 AM
I think you'll find that the fox tail bounty was stopped some years ago. Same as the squirrel tail bounty that earned me a few half crowns when I was a lad.
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Pastis on October 05, 2007, 09:47:50 AM
Much like the coconut bounty  ;)
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:48:28 AM
Much like the coconut bounty  ;)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 09:51:20 AM
I think you'll find that the fox tail bounty was stopped some years ago. Same as the squirrel tail bounty that earned me a few half crowns when I was a lad.

Shame.
Around here you're still supposed to go out to the village green with your long-bow every Sunday.
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 09:51:46 AM
Much like the coconut bounty  ;)


Nah ~ They just got smaller ~ like Wagon Wheels.
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 09:52:31 AM
Did we all know Wispas are back?

I may well have problems.  redface:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 09:53:09 AM
Did we all know Wispas are back?

I may well have problems.  redface:

Oh Dear confused:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2007, 01:15:59 PM
I may well have problems.  redface:

 whistle:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: chuntering again on October 08, 2007, 03:56:14 PM
Why didn't you offer the fox a hobnob?

Everybody else that makes it into your kitchen gets one.

I bet he'd heard the rumours...

A Table Cream would be more appropriate.
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on October 09, 2007, 09:01:55 AM
I need to know what words you shouted at the aforementioned fox, I don't see you as a "yoicks tallyho" type, just in case of an infestation or migration in the mess.
Thank you.
Grateful of Chipping Norton
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 09:04:59 AM
Knowing Nick he either gave it his impersonation of Larry Olivier's Agincourt Speech or simply told it who his wife is.
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 09:19:47 AM
No, it was just undifferentiated yelling and I also flapped a pair of Mrs Nick's underpants at it, since they were drying on the radiator. That may have been the clincher! rubschin:
Title: Re: I have just found a fox
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 09:33:50 AM
 eeek: That would do it for me  eeek:




There could be a business opportunity here Nick. How much for a used pair of Mrs Nick's Underpants?